>in my last year of high school
>small school, ~100 graduating class
>has voting for prom king and queen
>I was elected king ironically because I am an awkward fuck with literally no friends or acquaintances
>the teachers decided to not accept it because they thought I might kill myself
What was the worst most embarrassing moment of your life
Some chick asked to make out with me at prom because she said I couldn't graduate kissless. She was a 8/10. I guess that's the most embarrassing, it's pretty tame.
>>28270433
goddammit anon
was kissing nice? or did it just feel like you were putting your lips on skin
did you actually kiss sexually like get tongue involved and shit or was it just like a peck
>>28270515
I didn't kiss her, I was e-dating some chick at the time. I'm not sure if I regret it. Kinda?she kind of forced herself on me anyway which I can admire, doesn't take no for an answer, or maybe she knew i wanted it
>>28270558
You aren't a virgin, are you?
get out
what do you mean by forced herself on you though
>>28270337
:(
Is your life better now at least?
>>28270337
virgin-chan best girl
>>28270613
of course not, why would anything ever improve for me?
I mean, my life is less awkward now in uni because its so much bigger that I can be lost in the cracks. I can dissappear without people noticing, unlike in high school
but its still shit and I am still autistic and stupid
>>28270611
I am a hugless virgin. not kissless though. Literally kiss raped. I have no problem talking to women but I just have no interest so far uunless it's been online. I either am more outgoing online, or irl women have been more boring overall.
But nothing, she just tapped my shoulder when i was talking to someone else and pecked me on the lips.
>>28270558
>I didn't kiss her, I was e-dating some chick at the time
>>28270899
Such is life, as a teenager.
Got drunk at a bar because I was tired of drinking alone everyday
>fatest girl there buys me a drink
>fat girl tries to talk to me
>to autistic to hold a conversation
>wake up in a hotel room with fat girl
There's a girl downstairs my apartments that likes sex
>comes up only when she wants sex
>never talk to her except in hallway
>neighbor tells her I think she's worst human being in the planet
>throws fit in parking lot next day
>tfw hated by first girlfriendish relationship ever
>small school
>~100 graduating class
Mine was like 45 students.
>done with school, waiting for my abitur (its a german thing, i dont actually go to school anymore, but im not "finished")
>they have a "newspaper" every year in which everybody gets an article written about himself by his friends
>nobody wrote an article for me
>polls for "who was always late for class?" or "who never did his homework?"
>will be elected for almost everything "bad", apparently also for "who has the best fashion sense", not even ironically
i sure love the attention though
dont really care about the article either, i hate everybody there
>>28271622
this was not embarassing but kind of similar to OPS story. im an idiot and cant read
>>28271479
there were 27 kids in my entire middle schoolwhich just made everything 10x worse
>>28271698
My high school graduating class was 28 kids!
Oh the times...
Should've shot up the place.
