> Be me
> Be bullied from beginning of high school
> Called fag and shit
> Can't talk to anyone except ugly girl
> Girl was probably on spectrum
> Nothing changes until grade 12
> Spectrum girl asks me to prom-pose
> Dont want to ask her
> Mom buys me a suit
> Forces me to go to prom with her
> Ask her in front of cafeteria in school
> Get turned down in front of everyone
> Everyone in my school there to make fun of me
> Now all the Chads in my school call me the spectrum bender
Fuck this life /R9K/, help me seek revenge. Prom is on May 20th Ontario link to the google vote page here:
tinyurl com/gre4fxh
Bump lol anon is fag
Bump, good memes to be had
KEK SHITS DOPE SENPAI
i hate my life and ive been dead inside for 18 years now
> call me the spectrum bender
that's hilarious
>>28270157
what the fuck do you want us to put OP?
This is bullshit, any retard on here wouldnt ask infront of a cafeteria. nice try you cuck
Put what ever you want on may 20th i want someone to be alpha fags to be scared
>>28270370
Anything funny really, as long as they don't have their way im fine
> any retard on here wouldnt ask infront of a cafeteria
(not mine )
Who cares underage, who cares probably fake. The chance, the very chance that i could attack chad on his special day. T H E C H A N C E. I have to. Just tell me what to say anon, this cengeance is best served cold.
Screenshots from forms appreciated
>>28270473
nice random pic you fag, you should kill yourself and get life over with
Shoot up school? Everyone knows he has a gun and hunts and stuff
>>28270545
say "Aidan King's dad is a faggot"
9/11 was gewd
get it dont go to school on may 20
post this on /b/ for maximum exposure and tasteless jokes
bumperino is great
>>28270716
Holy shit, you are truly the absolute madman
>>28270716
holy fuck thats great
Bump cause it's gud shit
so fake, seriously op kill yourself
Does anyone need the addy?
die youre gay as fuck honestly
lets get these CHADS
Hello OPP
I hope they have they get Swatted
Please guys we need more threats lets get it
Address and phone number needed?
oh my this is fucking hilarious
>>28271003
Lucas Secondary School London Ontario
LETS GETIITTT I hope my school gets shut down
ok boys lets go
Found the Chadsss
>>28271093
ur done kiddo
These guys are getting threats, swatted?
Swattting for top keks? fuck the chads
I hope someone actually brings a gun
I don't think I've ever seen a more Reddit-tier thread. Never post here again.
>>28271227
ur a fucking fag
Good luck on May 20th OP
Pls guys want to end this school befor i end my life
>>28271093
>2.0KM away
You're done kiddo
tinyurl com/gre4fxh
Post n screen pls
gg have fun op
bump, keep this shit going
Kys op, underage, beta, fag
Good luck OP, looks like your prom is gonna get cancelled
Wow lets stop a prom that these kids will only experience once for one fag who's a fake. fun
BUMP ... swat is coming
SWAT SWAT SWAT SWAT SWAT
>inb4 some fag tells them whats going on
M4A4 coming to the first canadian m8
If you guys can swat my school I will be the happiest person, i promise ill send pics of the swat pls it'll be great
lol are you 17 ?
Posting in a thread that will end up on the news
not 17, 18 thx
I hope this makes the news
Got you senpai, fuck these normies and their shit questions
>>28270157
Hi Mom I'm making history
>>28270716
Nigga, you better be behind like 5 proxies.
What;s a proxie?>
Inb4 you dumbasses get rekt by SWAT and sent to prison
What;s a proxie i dont know whats going on
>>28271706
Rest in peace then, Anon
keep this at the top pls?
why is this not in /b/ ?
Only acceptable answer
spectrumbendingbloxx
>>28271638
SSSSSSWWWWWWWAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT for the memes
HELLO MAINSTREAM MEDIA
>>28271790
hey mark how you doing on this sunday night?
Teacher names please?
>>28271822
That's my fake email pham. I take precautions to make sure my memes don't get linked back to me.
Op, this is what you should do in detail.
> Post on facebook saying you're going to shoot up the school
> Go to school
> Shoot up the schoool
>>28271905
> dont do drugs tho, thats too much
>>28271905
reccing this, just a prank bro.
>>28271905
thanks for the dank advice, anon
>>28270157
bump for the good memes
Does Canada even have guns tho
KILL YOUR SELF OP actually suicide off the second floor
holy shit this is pretty fuckin funny
cud b u, cud go down in history, cud be legend
>>28272021
The school only has one floor
>>28272100
Then kys
SuIcIdE Into basement
It's actually time to go buddy, it'll make international news if in Canada
This form can't be real
step 1: buy guitar suit case
step 2: set it in lunchroom
step 3: call in bomb threat
Is this is then gentlemen?
I want you to post a dick pic to prove you're legit OP
You think I wont pussy????! 1 dick pic CUMMING YOUR WAY
Are you fags really submitting this shit?
>>28272334
literally the biggest cuck ive ever seen
as requested
>>28272341
coming from you, you beta faglord. literally do a flip off the CN tower you waste of resource
The CN tower?
Okay guys we just need a few more people to do this pls ... it is needed i want no one to go to prom this year
cmon guys, dont let this shit die. we just started
Post is dying, i am dying, no one at my school is dying
dont u hav school tomorow anon?
Not if I kill myself you fucking homo beta fag internet fagh
Bump the good hood memes
so whats with posting this shit i thought it was illegal now?
Bump for the memes and my dreams
> Fuck this life /R9K/, help me seek revenge. Prom is on May 20th Ontario link to the google vote page here:
tinyurl com/gre4fxh
comment the screens
Ur welcome OP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeefefefe
>>28270157
DEVIN IS A FAG YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING HALF CHINK HAVE NIGGER
Fuck the chads
>>28271093
ayy can i visit your house
I kinda wanna see something happen to the normies. Bumping this shit, I guess.
>>28270157
>> Can't talk to anyone except ugly girl
>> Girl was probably on spectrum
>> Nothing changes until grade 12
>> Spectrum girl asks me to prom-pose
>> Dont want to ask her
Your shit attitude is summed up here, and this is why you deserve every bad thing that happens to you.
2 ez 4 me
>>28272826
why do you come here if you dont expect people like this. actually commit suicide
it takes a thread to shoot up a school, dont worry anon i got you
RIP Lucas and the kidd that gave away his adress
going to have the news on during the may 20 weekend thx anon
wtf anon but seriously though people actually genuienly look forward to prom and you are just some beta fag ruining their big day for them
>> 28273060
shut the fuck up you keyboard worrier
SPECTRUM BENDER
>site allows copy paste
>you're gonna burn alright
>>28273060
do you know what internet site you are on right now?
finally something to look forward to in canadian news
>>28273060
Kill yourself you waste of energy. Wanting others to enjoy prom is the biggest beta faggot thing you could do right now.
Posting in the best thread on 4chan in quite a while
>mfw my pepe will be in the news
more plz more submits plz more screen plz
Posting my favorite Pepe to show to the authorities and the media
RIP spectrum bender.
Ya dun goofed kid.
>> 28273060
You fucking beta fag moron I will eat the shit out of you i honestly hope every single one of those chads at his school get swatted, individually, and some are accidently shot. I will personally submit whatever you want into the form that you ask anon
>>28273254
SPECTRUM BENDER
>>28273254
Spectrum Bender pham
I see none of you are old enough to remember Columbine. This isn't funny. I'm alerting the authorities.
SPECTRUM BENDER cuz only the chads will know
MAKE SURE TO REPOST THIS THREAD IS ON THE N E W S
K ... KEEP ME POSTED
>132 / 31 / 31 / 1
How pathetic.
Bet I could pinpoint every single one of your posts in this thread.
in for spamming
> Im Coming For You on 20
OP on the off chance youre not bullshitting this is going to get traced very easily
>your fucked kiddo
I went ahead and linked this pic of trap porn for every question
Posting in epic bread
~N
>>28271234
You are very literally retarded. Please fuck off redditfag, you're not blending in.
Chad here. Come at me nerd.
Wonder if this'll be on the news?
>The hacker known as 4chan strikes again!
>Look at OP
>Think "oh look a fag trying to use 4chan as his personal army, let's look at people calling him a faggot"
>Come in
>People are actually following with his orders
The fuck mang
See you on the news
Can't wait till i see this shit on the news
>>28270716
no way, absolutely based
>>28273835
>implying shit like this isn't what makes this site great
PA all the fucking way desu.
>>28270157
HELLO FBI
HOW YOU GUYS HOLDING UP?
>>28271638
TEAMSESH
>>28274189
N E W S T I E R
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W
S
T
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I came here to wreck the thread and use memes and I'm all outta memes boyzzzzzzzz
t. Mark Whatley
ps. it's over
>>28274272
not even linked properly kek
>the spectrum bender
>>28271638
>TEAMSESH
pipebomb blowin in the loud background
life gets snatched 'fore your body hits the ground
>>28274396
It doesn't show the full link but rest ass-ured that it's all there laddy
>>28274512
thread will prob 404 before they check anyway bud
>>28271638
Is dat sum bones? I love bones and teamsesh
>went to prom yesterday
>got hype as fuck
>everybody just fist pumping and party hopping
>get bored of it
>start busting out actualy dance moves in the middle of the crowd
>people notice and give me space
>a big circle forms around me
>tfw receiving all this positive attention and encouragement
>feelsgoodman
>later
>prom staff is getting ready to present the awards for best dancer and most turnt/hype
>people are LITERALLY chanting "Anon! Anon! Anon!" in perfect unison
>mfw i don't win
>spend rest of the night being too scared to dance with girls
HELLO FOX NEWS
>>28274552
that'll take about a week. I'm ok with those odds
>inb4 OP is v&
>>28273440
OP DINDU NUFFIN. HE A GOOD BOI
I posted Nigger and Kike in most fields.... apparently you ca submit more than one survey? It seems to let me do it...
>OP will get doxxed and v& and will not get his diploma
>>28274272
by the time they check it the thread will be long gone. Nice try faggot
Hey spectrum bender tell us about Austism grill.
>>28273326
I know right fucking loser
toasting epic bread. hello cnn
>>28275533
They'll check by the end of the week, tops. It'll be around, my little quadrone
How easy would it be to get this kid in trouble now? AB Lucas school in ontario right? just tell them that this awkward kid got rejected by a girl in the cafeteria and is planning to ruin prom.
>>28276186
But what if the entire story is made up?
>>28270716
oh shit he fucking did it
May 20th?
I have to do shit in court May 20th.
The Angry Birds movie is coming out May 20th.
Everything terrible is happening on May 20th.
I want to watch the world burn.
Do what you want to those cunts, buddy. It's Canada, so I'm not gonna get my gun-hopes up.
