Imagine if this fuck lived on a plantation 200 years ago, goddamn he totally missed out on his calling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlFYHticq4
>>28269620
>you'll never watch whipcracker crack his whip while classic dano sings
>>28269620
>mfw he swings around a massive fire while like some demented game boss
>mfw the madman cuts a coke can clean in half
We need to start a gofundme to send this guy to inner-city negro nests and wreak havoc
>you will never beat niggers with alucards flaming whip
JUST
There's one where he's on the Steve Harvey show. It's akward.
German people from the midwest are so fucking weird
>>28269620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QopIJgLAueU
>>28269620
>be me
>own plantation
>end of a hot summer day
>sun nearing the horizon
>my wife and I stand with my main slave driver, the cracker
>a perfect cigar in hand, puffing the day away
>niggers in the field are starting to sing more than they work as they tire
>my cracker looks to me for permission to punish
>"go ahead"
>cracker explodes into the field
>his whips thundering like a horse at full gallop
>the niggers start to scatter in fear, they know what time it is
>the cracker spots a straggler, his eyes narrow
>my wife averts her gaze to protect her sensibilities
>CRACK
>the niggers head is split in twain, the cap flying through the air
>CRACK
>a second flick of the wrist and the cap disintegrates before his children's eyes
>a gargantuan, sweeping stroke ensnares the leg of one of the children
>a rolling flourish of leather drumrolls off the childs legs and back
>I've seen this act what the cracker wants, I throw my cigar hard towards the pair
>the cracker takes a swig of kerosene and spits it toward the already incapacitated negro filth
>like a monkey's tail, he grabs the cigar mid-air with his free whip and slam dunks it through the kerosene
>it ignites
>a fire plume touches down like a splash of lava
>he calls this move "the hell hole"
>mfw the niggers won't sing in the field for another year and a half
>best employee I ever had.
>>28270983
you picked one of few characters that never use a whip in castlevania. you could've said leon, trevor, simon, richter, even john morris and you would've been ok
>>28271536
fucking kek'd so hard
Also not original
