WORLD WAR III WHEN?
I'M READY TO KILL AND DIE FOR A CAUSE NO MATTER HOW PETTY
>>28269355
WORLD WAR III RIGHT NOW ON MY INTESTINES
IM GONNA RAID THAT FUCKING PANTRY
>>28269355
>tfw you wouldn't be accepted to defend the glorious motherland since too fat
Soon abba will rain down fire and turn this place into a lake
How would world war 3 be fought? Who would it be between? Is it going to actually happen? Any time soon?
>>28269355
>all the chads and suicidal neets die fighting
>I hide and survive with full pick of the women once its over
>>28269951
They wouldn't even pick you then.
Im going to MEPS on Tuesday to enlist as 11B
Hopefully I can at least die in a third world shithole and not have to fight with my white orthodox russian brothers
>>28270189
Don't enlist. That's honestly a really bad idea, I was just memeing with my post.
>>28269355
WWIII will be fought over clean water and habitable lands.
>>28270275
Its too late man, I have nothing left here and dont really care about the cause of the war but I just need the experience to either die or cleanse my soul through hard labor
I feel like Vronsky in that Tolstoy soap opera
>>28270381
It'll be fought over your moms asscheeks
tfw I'll never die defending mother Russia in a t34 in the battle of kursk
>>28270381
WW3 will happen when Trump become POTUS, even my wife's boyfriend agrees with me
WWIII will be fought to eradicate Islam
It'll happen in the next 40 years
And I can't wait
>>28270494
y-your wife has a boyfriend?
>>28270404
>that Tolstoy soap opera
BBC War and Peace is fucking terrible. I haven't seen it, but even the casting looks terrible, and I have heard they inserted incest into it.
The only good adaptation of War and Peace is the Bondarchuk Soviet version.
I'm waiting to be able to fight for Serbia
I will die listening to the songs of based roki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkDkAvPvfNo
>>28270585
She is polygamous, so yes she also has a boyfriend.
>>28270585
>not knowing the wife's boyfriend/son meme
>>28270189
>slavs
>white
pls stop this meme
>>28270650
>implying it's a meme
Having a wife who is a firm believer in Polygamy and actively partakes in multiple partners for sex is completely fine and healthy. If anything it has saved our relationship, and no I don't have a half black son like the stupid meme says I should, we had thought about having kids in the future but until then we are moving into a house, getting a car and ticking off all of the essentials so we have what's needed to start a family. Sometimes I get bored of sex, due to my low sex drive and my wife will hunger for some, so she calls around some of her male friends to satisfy those needs. Despite having another mans penis inside my wife. If i'm the one cuddling her at the end of the night, i'm one happy chap.
>>28270723
Top meme Iad
>>28270723
Jesus christ this better be b8.
>dying for normies
I'll stay here and reap the benefits of being a scarce male
>>28270752
>>28270753
Typical. I also take it you two are just brutish right wingers? How is mommies basement? Hell, have any of you two nitwits even had a gf? It's so sad that fuckers like you are living in the 50's with your oppressive viewpoint on women. They are free, and deserve to make their own decisions, if that means sleeping with another man while I watch, then so be it. It's not like she doesn't give me blow jobs and handjobs
>>28269355
>tfw petite female
>tfw 5'1 112lbs
>tfw absence seizures so I need a shit load of meds twice a day
Just the seizures part alone automatically bans me. I want to die, might as well do it in glory and taking out terrorists while doing such but noooo apparently not. Females in the military are a joke anyway...
>>28270853
>making infidelity political
>>28270861
women aren't allowed to serve in combat anyway, you dinklage
yeah, those seizures saved you from a horrible paper pushing fate
>>28270723
Even the thought of that happening to me is rage inducing.
I dont know how cucks do it.
>>28270869
>Political
All you right wingers do is shame cucks, it's not even cucking. It's not like i've ever wore a chastity belt of anything like that. The closest thing to being a cuck i've done was receiving a kiss from my wife after she just gave a man a blow job, it was a little slobbery because she still had sperm on her lips/ mouth.
>>28270951
Oh shut up will you, it's the 21st century
>>28271023
This isn't political
>>28271045
Then let me live the live I have chosen
>>28271107
Whatever cuck
adfa
>>28271121
>Falling for obvious bait this bad
>On the internet
>"OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR WWIII, I WANT TO DIE FOR SOMETHING!!! BRING IT ON!!!"
Reality
>"g-guys how do i get out of being drafted i'm so scared"
None of you pussies would last a day in the military, and assuming you do, you would be scared shitless 24/7 knowing you could die at literally any second. Then, if you do manage to avoid the draft, enjoy everyone thinking you're a fucking coward and reminding you every chance they get of the fact.
The only people who profit from war are the rich politicians and billionaires who already run the world. Enjoy dying for nothing and thinking you're somehow furthering the human race by doing so, when in reality you're only lining the pockets of those who profit from your death.
>>28270723
>i'm one happy chap
>>28270861
Please be my gf. At least give me a chance.
>>28271121
Don't fucking call me a cuck I HATE being called a cuck
>>28269355
>tfw WWIII going on in my colon right now
Jesus Christ guys I need a better diet I can't stop shitting.
>>28271210
internet_tough_guy.txt
>tfw turned down a free ride to West Point and a future officers' commission because I didn't want to join the military
Damnit, I could've been this country's Pinochet.
>>28271614
You're on r9k so i doubt it
>>28271433
>Telling the truth = being a tough guy
>>28271210
this
And outside of fighting and dying thing, military is pretty much like middle school but with bigger boys
Robots who somehow, for example by draft end up there are treated like shit and bullied to suicide
>>28271679
Doubt what happened to me, or doubt that I could have been Pinochet part dos?
>>28271836
Pinochet part deux
>>28271914
Yeah, probably not. But I would have a better chance of it than I do as a history major at a regular uni.
>>28270861
Fucking oath they are. I'm glad you'll never get in, we've got enough cum dumpsters who failed Uni so they joined the Military to do exactly the same thing ie ride 20 miles of cock only this time they get paid. And when they aren't doing that they're getting injured, pregnant of being a useless bag of shit.
>>28271210
I've been in for 6 years cunt, speak for yourself.
fuck that
RACE WAR WHEN?
I want to cap white bois with machine guns while chomping on tacos and burritos while various Tejano music plays in the background
>>28269951
even then women would just go for a normie fag over you
>>28270723
oh dear i really hope this is just bad bait
>>28269355
Join the foreign legion then.
>>28272246
There's probably a handful of people on /r9k/ that are physically and mentally fit enough to pass their selection process.
>>28272246
>french foreign memegion
>tfw Diamond Dogs isn't real
I'd join up in a heartbeat
>>28272307
It's no harder then any other other army. The hardest part is being treated like a recruit for the first 5 years.
>shit haircut
>shit barracks
>limited leave
>>28269355
fight for israel, goy
Realistically what's stopping you from stocking up on supplies, boating out into some bumfuck nowhere country in, say, Africa, shooting up villages one by one, driving away, rinse and repeat? I wouldn't do it, but I feel like serial killers and school shooters just really half-ass these things.
>>28272703
That takes time and effort
>>28272734
You'd think ONE guy would've done it by now though just through probability
>>28272703
Where are you driving away to? How do you get more supplies?
>>28273161
I suppose when you'd run out you could just jet back to the US, it might be like, a two week long vacation
>>28272703
Generally, UN peacekeepers or gov't forces
Although African gov'ts are incompetent they have no shortage of guys with guns
>>28272498
Fulton a nigger and I'll pull the trigger Boss
>>28269951
That's not how it works
You'll just be left with even more whiny bitches asking "WHERE DID ALL THE GOOD GUYS GO???" because they've all been deprived of chads.
Yeah I don't even care if I'm going to be dropped in the designated cannon fodder bunch THIS IS 2016 THE AGE OF KNIGHTS CULLING peasants is over nowadays any pleb with a assault rifle can kill a professional with enough luck, and I hope to at the very least drag somebody or rack up a respectable K/D ratio so that my life was meant something.
It honestly sucks knowing that you'll never be part of a turning point in history like the soldiers in WW1/2 were. We're the middle children that get no love, stuck between two famous points in human history. What's worse is that even if another world war erupts, it'll likely end instantly in a nuclear holocaust.
>>28270861
Dont give up yet on that.
Conventional Western forces do fuck all anyways these days.
It's war where I live. Planning to participate in itkill myselfnext year. The only issue that can come up is that I'm mentally fucked.
>>28272818
Thats assuming it hasnt and its just not be reported.
I would like to remind you that genocide isnt rare over there.
>>28270147
>>28272164
>>28273275
kek, it doesnt matter how low you think our chances would be post-war.
They would still be astronomically higher than they are now. There will be at least 1 woman who will settle with me since she'll have way less men chasing her.
Damn OP youre gay as fuck
>>28271210
Speak for yourself
I'm ready to die since i'm too pussy to kill myself!
>>28270189
>11B
Lol, good luck. Hope you're ready to either re-enlist after your service is up or spend the rest of your life working retail.
>>28270723
I really hope you're bating, Mr king of cucks.
>If anything it has saved our relationship
Is this your first gf? That will explain why you're holding into her so desperately.
You're just a beta provider for her. She doesn't even have a job, doesn't she?
>she fucks her "friends"
>gives me blowjobs and handjobs
>PubMed: Women Carry DNA of Casual Sex Partners for Life
They are probably making fun of you while fucking. Maybe she is even sucking poor muslim refugees dicks, to make them feel more comfortable in your country.
Did you grow up with single mother? That will explain you degeneracy. I even feel bad for you, cuckboy.
