What is the most painful thing that's happened to you in the past month?
Don't let the pic fool you into thinking this is a /gfd/ thread. It's not. Get as brutal as you want.
>>28269274
I went to a college party recently and a drunk girl told me to lie down. I did and then she started playfully poking me in the stomach with her index finger. Eventually she got bored and did something else and I just kept lying there like an idiot.
I wanted to poke her in the stomach toowith my penis
>>28269424
>eventually she got bored
here's the part where you fucked up
but you probably know that
>>28269498
What was I supposed to do, rape a drunk girl? They've got posters all over campus about consent and shit, I'm not taking any chances especially with that story about the girl who carried a mattress for 2 years or some shit to shame a guy who didn't even rape her.
I do regret that nothing happened though.
>>28269567
If you let a couple of posters cuck you you're beyond help.But then again, so are all of us.
Nothing to eventful for a neet but got a anxity attack while driving a car with my driving teacher next to me...dident crash though so all good
>>28269726
Why did you get an anxiety attack?
yikes i've been muted
What would you do if you were sure you were going to die tomorrow?
>have qt gf
>abuses my balls when ever i ask
>tells me she will stop sucking my dick if i don't let her hit my balls
Cbt fetish is the only true fetish
>>28270760
sounds like you're full of shit desuprove to us you aren't
it's time for a revival tbhqfhwydesufampai
rain
human originality project
what does absolute fear mean to you?
>>28269274
my femdom gf left me
returning from the grave desu
>>28269274
All this femdom shit.
No shit you're single, you bunch of betas. Disgusting.
>>28272721
elaborate liar boy
>>28272779
you mad bro?
rather be single than be a slaveexcept being a slave to mistress would be alright though
>>28273182
>elaborate
been going out for years but just says she's fallen out of love with me.
we initially met online because I posted my crossdressing pics on a profile site.
I want a girl to order me to jack off to her feet while she is fully clothe. That is my femdom-related fantasy.
>>28273313
>met online
>crossdressing
I'm degenerate, but not this degenerate.
Let's not get disgusting here.
You deserve everything that came to you.
>>28269274
Remembering that my mom is now gone forever.
>>28273801
Gone like left?Or gone like croaked?
>>28273839
Like the latter.
>>28273746
probably true tbhdesu
Ended up getting a nice cut on the side of my hand.
The insides of the flesh have scabbed up, but because of that the outside skin won't close it.
It looks like a crusty, squinty eye lid.
>>28270624
Probably murder.
>>28274032
We've all got cuts, self-inflicted or not.
How'd you get the cut?
>>28274209
Who would you like to murder the most?
>>28274210
I have a blood play fetish. So i the side of my hand well enough to bleed decently and mixed it with lube and ended up edging for an hour and a half. Still hadn't stopped bleeding at that point.
>>28274261
My stepmother.
She completely fucked me over as well as my father.
I'd probably burn her alive in the house she took from us and livestream it.
>>28274301
Your father was a faggot for falling for her. You know that, right?Wow this thread got dark fast.
>>28274403
Yeah, it was a stupid move on his part.
But her life is literally falling apart as his gets better and better.
She's also addicted to meth now and both of her daughters were knocked up by niggers. One of them got pregnant like 4 months after giving birth to one nigger spawn
>>28274443
those niglets will get free rides to elite colleges
>>28274570
>Niggers get raised by 19 year old roastie
>She dropped out
Dindu's just gonna dindu like dindus du familam
>>28274681
Still, your and my tax dollars will pay for them to dindu the hell out of the public school system and the prisons.
Unmarried women should undergo forced abortions if they become pregnant.
>>28274820
unfortunately you're right about that. But I'm still going to relish the fact that the stupid whore got knocked up.By two different niggers
I want to marry a nice girl and be her cuddly sweetheart. She could pat me on the head like a good little pet boy.
>>28269274
the worst thing that happened to me this month was existing
i did lose 15 pounds though and it looks kinda nice.. gotta get down to 100lbs before anime expo tho !!
>>28273392
nice fantasy, i'd love to do something like that one day, although it'll probably never happen
>>28275121
this too. it's a shame most girls want the opposite, if anything. the majority probably just want a generic relationship
>>28275276
Since I could be literally owned with just a kiss, I guess I could try to find the femdom in a generic relationship.
>>28276146
>owned with just a kiss
what do you mean? you'd give yourself to a girl completely if she'd just kiss you or something?
i failed driving test and my father told me to get the fuck out of the house as soon as I can, and went on a rant about how everyone in family overestimates my intelligence and he's the only one who's redpilled about the fact that I'll amount to nothing.
>>28269274
I had a nervous breakdown I knew was coming all semester and couldn't stop from happening.
>>2827648
>on /r9k/
>surprised that someone would give their whole life away to the first girl that kisses them
/b/ is thattaway, champ.
>>28276732
>>28276485
Backspace is a bitch
