>mom got a frozen ham from a friend
>popped it in the oven
>ate some
>feel lethargic and tired
>feel heat all over my body
>check the expiration date
>December 12, 2015
>>28268914
You got hamcucked
rip
Origanil commont i swear
>>28268914
U dead homie
You should really go to an Emergency room. I'm serious.
It's over. You are going to die. How did you not notice?
Frozen meats can last years after their unfrozen expiration date.
You feel tired and lethargic because you are a robot, and you feel heat all over your body because you're anxious.
It's all in your head
Frozen foods don't expire you dumbass, you're fine.
>>28268914
This summer,
Get ready to poo poo harder and faster than you can pee pee, the time for ham fisted jokes are over, your ass is about to chew 5 gum and spit it out with your lower intestines.
I hope your body is ready.
>>28268914
eh as long as it was defrosted and re frozen tons of times you'll be alright.
food will store indefinitely when frozen. one school in the news recently was serving 4 year old frozen pork and nobody got sick. it is physically impossible for bacteria to grow in those temperatures.
>>28270335
as it wasn't*
