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Doesn't matter if it's for an Xbox360 or a couple of boxes of Hungry Man frozen meals, Wal-Mart is the official home of shopping for Robot9001.
>just around the corner
>has all the best deals and friendly senior citizens to help you try on belts
>helpful African American women to touch your legs to make sure the pants you try on fit you
>hotdogs and popcorn available
>they sell Segway machines
>car batteries available
My friends I'll tell you, Walmart is the place for me. Great deals and low prices and world class customer service!
Walmart! It's where magic happens!
observe, /pol/ faggots,
this is what an ACTUAL shill looks like
stop calling people that do not post like OP shills
24 hour supermarkets are for robots.
As an american living in Australia, Walmart is the thing i miss the most. They have Kmart here but you cant even buy guns.
>>28267541
>tfw usually go to windixie because it has less people to run into that may have known me during my childhood.
>not shopping at based Target
literally better than Walmart in every way
>TFW got fired from Wal Mart at age 19 for stealing a case of Stouffers Macaroni and Cheese.
I'm so fucking fat
>not shopping at asda
>>28267619
Whether the merchant is trying to sell product or destroy the white race he is always a shill.
>>28267933
>it's red instead of blue
Wow huge difference
>helpful African American women to touch your legs to make sure the pants you try on fit you
>you will slap her with your d while her face is in front of your zipper
Jungle Fever is misery, promiscuous black women with no standards are my biggest fetish right behind clothed amateur milfs sitting on couches
>>28268099
Fucking Austrailia shitting up every good thread with dick pics.
Fuck Walmart. It has too high prices, ugly people, and they never have what I need.
Kroger has lower prices, awesome loss leaders, unbeatable managers special meat, and an actual workable selection of food for someone who eats more than just hamburger helper and hot pockets.
All about staterbros. No coupons, no hassle, decent looking people.
But Safeway is horrible. All the rich old people go there and bitch at the employees all days. And the store plays the same shitty music.
>Go to mom n pop grocer
>Customers and employees know each other
>Except you
>Everybody thinks they're hot shit
>They know you as "that creepy guy" and talk shit every time you come in and mind your own business while buying their overpriced snacks
>Go to Walmart, even at the middle of the night
>Nobody knows anybody, even some employees are strangers to each other
>Door greeter says hi even though you did nothing to warrant her friendliness
>Grab a tendie sample from the smiling sample lady
>Everything you could ever need at an affordable price
>Go to the register and say "Hi" to Danesha
>She says "Hi" back and thanks her lucky stars you're not like the last 500 normies who tried to fuck her while she's trying to meet a scan quota
>Complimentary succ from customer service supervisor
>Watch security wreck a Stacy and save her son from being raised by his party-bitch mother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ec--GpRiKE
If for nothing else, I love Walmart for driving normies insane. The place is a freak show where a fuck-up like me is welcome and it's running ever normalfag establishment out of town.
>>28267992
Same thing, except you have lame knockoff brands like walker's and those fake charcoal oreos
>>28267541
>car batteries available
W-what do robots need car batteries for
>>28269012
Robots enjoy taking night drives in their car. I know it sounds weird but it evokes a feeling we refer to as 'comfy'.
>>28268454
*muffled worl stah in the distance*
>>28267541
>tfw the old dude who welcomes people recognizes me and we always have a friendly hullo
feels good
>>28267933
>general neutral bathrooms
nope
>>28267541
Well shilled, OP.
>Buying pleb console boxes ever
>Buying pleb Hungry Man meals ever
>Hot dogs and popcorn not available at any of the Walmarts in my state, so they only throw a McDonalds in them
>car batteries available
Your car batteries a shit. I ended up going to NAPA for one.
>Tfw they didn't have a silicone water blade so I had to buy one online
>Tfw the one I went to didn't have a fucking shammy to dry my car either, what the fuck
>Tfw the prices on some of their things a shit - the Walmart near me is only good for buying kitchen utensils, soda/candy, and other shit that you might not find at a grocery store
>>28267933
>Literally everything at Target is more expensive becauseit's fucking Target
Nah fuck your shit, too.
>>28267961
Why not just buy it with your food stamps, since you worked at Walmart
>>28268454
They don't serve free samples in the middle of the night.
Why do you feel the need to insult us with your utterly transparent lies?
>>28269566
Damn near fucking 40$ for some damn shorts and a pack of socks.
>>28270804
>Games stay $60 for two years after they're released
>Might drop down to $40 for black friday
This is what caused me to embrace PC gaming
>>28269451
Spotted the Christfag
>>28267541
>shopping in a literal warehouse that has only three of thirty lanes open at any given time
How about fucking no
>>28271667
Spotted the faggot with a mutilated dick who thinks he's a girl
You think it's gonna hurt anybody's feelings that you're saying he practices the only non-degenerate religion?
Crusades were completely justified by the way, faggot. If Christians didn't save you, you wouldn't have the right to have rights. You'd have been brutalized beyond recognition by Ottoman savages
Libs, I swear!
>>28267933
>he shops at Target
Is that where you get your tampons you dumb nigger tranny cuck roastie bitch? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28267541
You missed the biggest robo-benefit
>can sleep in the parking lot
For when you really need to escape your NEETcave but have nowhere else to go
>>28272107
>Christfag acts entirely unlike Christ
How surprising.
>>28269108
Tbqh night drives and some Taco Bell to go with is the best. My Saturday was complete shit until I had a beer, some Taco Bell and went cruising for an hour.
>>28272174
I think one of the biggest benefits of shopping at Target is avoiding dipshits like you.
>>28272229
Another ignorant tranny who thinks he would have told us to roll over and put up with degenerate polluting his places of worship and maligning his followers?
Have fun with your indecent lifestyle and bifurcated penis when you turn 30 and learn you have no more value in your niche community of perverts and creeps that not even normal faggots are trying to seperate themselves from!
https://www.change.org/p/human-rights-campaign-glaad-lambda-legal-the-advocate-out-magazine-huffpost-gay-voices-drop-the-t
>>28271248
>be console scum
>pay for overpriced rushed next gen garbage
>tiredofthesejews.jpg
>spend money on overpriced computer parts to play games with next gen graphics
>torrents everything
Still paying too much but at least the games are free right anon?
>>28272419
>degenerate polluting his places of worship and maligning his followers?
Target restrooms are not places of worship, you fucking tool. Anyone can use them.
You, and every other Christfag is not being discriminated against in any way. If this weren't an election year, you fucking lunatics wouldn't even be talking about this. Christfags are literal tools who cannot, and will not, think for themselves and bitch about Starbucks cups and wedding cakes like the entitled babies they accuse everyone else of being. Fuck you all.
>>28272553
>believing that your average Christian gives a fudge about any of those things
Your liberal media machine uses Christians as bogeymen the same way that /co/ talks about tumblr and /pol/the Jews.
>>28267541
>Xbox360
Literally why
>>28272553
>America
>Under God
By the way, a gay wedding means nothing. It's a way for hypocritical liberals to get out of "paying their fair share."
Maybe you'll see the error of your ways when you hit the tranny-wall (Which is, in truth, around 25)
>>28272304
>think
>one
>biggest
>benefits
They're both okay stores, but don't be so pretentious about it.
>>28268037
You mean
> it's clean, organized, uniform, and less stinky
>>28267541
> no women's clothing section that takes up 8 acres
> cheap as hell food, toys, office supplies and electronic equipment
> even has furniture
red is good, blue sucks, but orange is robot tier
>>28272934
Yellow ain't bad either.
>>28272740
>added line from the pledge and "hurr libruls"
I'm not even trans. I'm just not an asshole of a human being. It's one of those things that Christianity is SUPPOSED to teach you, but never actually does. It's a failed ideology and that's why Christianity is waning in the United States. It's no longer relevant. You're all militant dickheads who understand the world only in black and white.
So here's hoping you'll hit that phase where you stop living your life according to invisible friends in the sky, but if you're on here being dogmatic about it, you probably never will.
>it's always jam packed
>filled to the brim with obese, poor or rude people and their kids
>they like to stop in the middle of an aisle and meander
>will block an entire entryway
>don't give a fuck if you're trying to get around them
>high powered florescent lighting everywhere
>more than half of the registers are never open
I hate that place, feel bad for anyone that works here
>>28267541
should i apply to walmart R9K?
we are we arrrre
the people of walmart
>>28273077
Every Wal-Mart employee I've ever seen looked like they were going to go home and hang themselves.
They just have that look on their face.
>tfw i always play with those things that tighten around your arm and one time i fainted while using it
not my proudest moment
>>28273147
Blood pressure meters?
This is the actual GOAT
Im sorry for you americucks that you dont have it
>>28268454
Holy hell militarization of police is no Meme, fucking OD green, combat boots, Jesus. Surprised he didn't have an M4.
>>28273180
i dont know but it gets tighter and tighter once you press a button and then releases and feels really good. it also shows numbers once its done but im not sure what they mean
Wal-Mart forces their employees to do rallys like a fucking cult to boost morale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6nQ4-_rPj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpPUUWp5sO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MNNaheKJa0
>>28273194
I went to one of those once, nice, but i felt restricted since it was smaller than a walgreens but it was supposed to be a grocery store. too used to burgerland i guess
>>28269451
>I am so absurdly uncomfortable with myself that I actually give a shit if someone in the stall next to me has the same genitalia
Americans, not even once.
>>28273141
Last time I went to Walmart, there was a guy looked like in his 40s working cashier.
He has the saddest look on his face I've ever seen, and I'm a severely depressed 35 year old virgin that's been suicidal forever. I wanted to give him a hug.
>>28273246
I see this as a vendor, I'm always confused why, same with target
>>28273246
okay fuck that shit.
>>28273245
Have you ever been to a doctor?
>>28273246
Instead of launching massive, highly expensive "corporate culture" brainwashing campaigns, you'd think Walmart would just, you know, raise their wages.
>>28273246
walmart wagie here
can confirm that this never happens
at least not at my store
went up to a neighborhood walmart late one night a few months ago and im 90 percent sure the cashier posts on here. was a skinny autistic blonde guy in his 20s who had those dead "kill me" eyes. the whole time i was checking out i thought i could feel the JUST radiating from him.
>>28273445
Got any neat horror stories?
I've seen posts about people's coworkers killing themselves because the management is literally unbearable. Any truth to it?
>>28273369
been to a doctor for what
>>28273457
you know what to do anon
Go to that walmart, walk up to his cashier isle
Kiss him passionately will giving him everything you got. then say "we are robots"
>>28273403
That's every major retail chain. The reason is above the blue collar store working wagecucks there's another strata of office cucks at regional or corporate HQ whose bosses demand increased revenue every fiscal quarter. So they pay some consultant or they buy a white paper study or what have you that says these rallys increase morale and ostensibly profits so Johnny Whitecollar Cucksmith III can type up a proposal and make a PowerPoint and present it at a meeting and justify his 40k (32k after taxes) salary. Food chain, my friend. Circle of life.
Also, increasing wages only has a temporary and marginal effect on increased productivity.
>>28273537
What kind of subhuman writes stuff like this?
>>28273501
management at my store is pretty chill. I never understood the whole "management a dicks" meme
it's the customers that will give you hell and usually it's the management that bails you out
>>28273147
You're supposed to put your arm in, not your neck, dipshit.
>>28273512
A general physical examination.
>>28273773
yes i have, why do you ask
>>28273813
And they tested your blood pressure, right?
>>28273857
well i was like 10 last time i went to the doctor but i dont think so
>>28273121
damn i guess the parrot on your shoulder thing isn't so cool after all
>>28272934
got damn big lots is comfy
and they have weird and interesting imported foods
>>28273986
Yeah, I bought some Japanese rice wafers there for a dollar.
>>28268037
Target has hotter employees, like cute hot JBs & milfs. Better clothes, & cleaner. WM does have cheaper food though
>>28273121
>"Potty, pretend to be looking at Shape or US weekly, I'm going to rack this spongebob box set."
>>28274025
I've noticed that. Every Target I go to has a few qts and Chads, and I wonder why the fuck they're there. Walmart never does.
>>28267541
walmart popcorn is the best. I used to get the mega bucket in movies but when i visited walmart there was thje caase wich was like 2 or 3 buckets.
Mom bought it sometimes and my entire family had popcorn for the whole day
>has all the best deals and friendly senior citizens to help you try on belts
>helpful African American women to touch your legs to make sure the pants you try on fit you
So... is nobody else going to question these?
>>28273403
how the fuck is that highly expensive
if it was cheaper for walmart to raise wages, then they would, they're a business trying to make as much money as possible, not an evil kingdom
>>28274181
Target is classier. & nicer. I'm a vendor & they are the best retail store to deal with. Hot, nice employees. I've dated a few of them too
>>28274181
Targets customer base is more suburban middle class than Walmart, so they give a little bit more of a shit about image.
It's why their clothing brands are nicer too.
>>28272934
oh yeah big lots is the shit
everything there is so ultra cheap
their cashiers do look like child molesters a lot of the time though
Walmart seems like a pretty good robot job. No matter how fucked up you are, you're bound to see more fucked up things if you're inside Walmart long enough
>>28274497
I spend 3 -4 hrs a day there, shits sad
>>28274564
why, do you work there or just go for fun?
>>28274643
Vendor for a major soda cpany. Shit sells like crazy in Walmart. Target, not so much
![aldis-warehouse-814-aldi-store-phone-numbers-760-x-482[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VsQXofe.jpg "aldis-warehouse-814-aldi-store-phone-numbers-760-x-482[1]")
>Being a monetary cuck and not shopping at Aldis.
It's like you WANT to part with your money.
>>28268345
I worked at Kroger's for 5 years.
Prices vary. Some stuff was cheaper at WalMart, some stuff at Kroger's. Kroger did run more specials/sales though.
>>28272188
My house burned down 4 months ago and I have spent a lot of time in my car at Walmart. If you park close enough there's free wifi, although they block 4chan and even omegle.
>>28272706
The only good post
Thank you anon
I love walmart because I can go buy a video game at 3 in the morning, assuming I can find the one guy with the key that's disappeared into the ether.
>>28268454
As a wagecuck, I don't give a fuck if you steal.
I don't get paid any extra for stopping you.
My bosses loses money if you do.
It's honestly a win win for me.
Steal all you'd like, Walmart turns million dollar profits every month. No one's gonna miss a kit Kat, shit I steal plenty and never get caught
>>28272934
I have the weirdest memories of big lots.
What the fuck did they even sell?
They always had different shit every time
If you ever bought an appliance there, it was sure to break
>>28273245
How fucking stupid are you?
Have you ever finished a book?
>>28273537
>>28273653
Fucking hell
I love this board
>>28267541
They also sell fishing tackle and bass fishing is my main hobby
Wins all around at Wally World
>>28267933
They don't sell guns tho...
>>28267541
Walmart is full of dumb nigger trash. I only go there at 2 am if I really have to.
>>28267541
I work at Walmart. It's pretty robot later in the night. The worst times are weekends 5pm-8pm when college normies buy beer and then 9pm-11pm when black folk shop. I feel like overnight staff are all robots.
>implying OP isn't marketing for Walmart
>implying that's how someone actually posts
Walmart depresses me every time I go in. It's only good for snacks because they literally have everything.
Walmart are terrible with their poor treatment of their live fish (goldfish etc.). Nobody with morals should shop there.
>>28267541
>tfw I work at Walmart and I'm hiding in the bathroom on my phone right now
Fuck this place, I hate it - but this post made me laugh
>>28278014
>wageslave browsing r9k in the bathroom
I wish I didn't know this feel
>>28277986
Just send Greenpeace something about it and Wal Mart will step up their fish care
>>28277875
Seriously cant tell if these kinds of threads are actual marketing or just next level shitposting. Seeing a little caesars or olive garden thread always cracks me up at the thought of actual marketers on here or just anon fucking around
>>28278067
I keep telling myself it won't be forever.
>>28278318
I lost it when OP did "my friends...Walmart is the place for me".
Gotta be some next level shitposting
>>28278806
pretty much every advertising thread has "my friends," in it
>tfw reading that shit
Do you guys love going to Wal-Mart at night?
I made a fort in the toilet paper shit and fell asleep in there once. It's literally the most comfy place to go. Plus, I took a bunch of cereal and shit and ate it and left it in there without paying for it. I left at 11am.
