I DID IT! I FUCKING DID IT, ROBOTS!!
I ACTUALLY GOT A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
JESUS CHRIST
>be me visiting my grandparents with my parents
>bored af, aunt notices and offers me to walk her dog
>nothing better to do so i accepted
>as i was walking the dog this girl approached me
>5/10, flat as a board but i like them flat anyways
>we start talking, she asks me about the dog, etc.
>do not actually act like a shy beta autist like always, i was surprised with myself
>she invites me to her house to meet her cat
>the cat immediately attacked the dog kek
>i bravely picked up the cat and put her aside and got out of her yard with the dog (they had a fence so the cat couldn't get to the dog)
>we talked some more outside her house
>she was really shy all that time, doing that thing with her hands
>some grandpa was smoking at the nearby balcony and shouted at me
>hey, give the lady your jacket: she might be cold
>i ask her if she's cold, she says yeah a little bit
>i take off my jacket and put it on her
>romantic af, at first she was surprised saying are you serious but then she blushed
>realize that we've been talking for like half an hour now and i have to go back to my parents because we were preparing to go back to the city
>offer her to come with me to my grandparents's house, she accepts
>on the way back i let her walk the dog per her request
>when i got back to the city i added her on normiebook
cont
Now leave and never come back, normie.
why did this story give me a boner
Ok, that's great failed normalfag.
Why are you here again? If it was a robot instead of you the situation would have gone like this.
>walking dog
>cute girl approaches me
>don't make eye contact
>tell her im busy
>walk away
Kys for wanting social interaction.
>>28266892
>I ACTUALLY GOT A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
Leave the premises.
>>28266892
A super neurotic sorta friend of mine "finally" got a gf. She dumped him 2 weeks later so he killed himself. It hits hard so brace yourself.
>>28266892
>she immediately liked ALL of my pictures, even the oldest ones
>we started chatting, she tells me that next time i come there i should come to her as soon as i can so we can be together longer
>she sent me a few heart emoticons and asked me if i am ok with her sending me hearts
>say that i am totally fine
>she sends me a selfie and asks me if she looks pretty
>say that she looks beautiful
>more hearts
>eventually she tells me that she has to get ready to visit to visit her grandma followed by one of those kisses heart emoticons
>reply with hearts and kisses emoticons
Jesus christ, i don't even know what happened to me. This wasn't the usual shy beta me. It was as if the normie part of me awoke just when this beautiful woman entered my life.
Now that i use heart emoticons and have a girlfriend i guess i don't have the right to post here anymore.
You've been awesome, robots, but it's time for me ascend into normiehood.
I hope you all find love like me.
FUCK OFF NORMAN
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT
>>28267010
so did i miss the part of the story where you got a girlfriend or what?
>>28267010
She's not your girlfriend yet, pal.
Spamming on normiebook is just something girls do because ???
>>28267010
So at what point did she become your girlfriend?
>>28267010
At this rate you'll be back here within a month.
You're the type who counts his chickens before they hatch.
Good for you OP.
Original
Even more original
>this entire thread
commento de originale
>>28266983
This happened with my one and only '''girlfriend'''. It was just a pity thing, and she let me go after a couple weeks. And outright said she'd never touch me or anything. For some of us, we're just better off not trying.
>>28267010
>Now that I have a girlfriend
I actually fell for the bait, very nice Anon.
>>28266892
pics, or it didn't happend
>weebshit op pic indicating low functioning autism
opinion discarded
The part about giving her your jacket is cool.
The way the old guy helped you out, but you know gtfo normalfag reeeee
>>28267038
>>28267056
We didn't make it official, but
>come yo me as soon as you can so we can be together longer
>liked all my shit, no one's ever done that
>i forgot to add the part where she tokd me i'm a beautiful boy after i called her beautiful
>no woman except my mom has called me bautiful before
>she had 60 friends on normiebook, she didn't have any revealing photos of her on normiebook
The only other female my age i communicate with is my childhood friend and she's never behaved like that
it's absolutely obvious that she wants us to be together
>>28267010
>online relationship
kek. you did it bruh. you finally lost your virginity
>>28267448
>online relationship
>reading comprehension
>>28267441
Right, but she's not even close to your girlfriend in any sense of the term.
>>28267377
Translate it from Bulgarian if you want
>>28266892
>Good to hear!
>Leave this place, never to return lest its taint follow you and ruin you out of spite.
>>28267640
Not yet, but it's obvious she wants a relationship
>>28267644
Russian here, that language looks hilarious.
Like ancient village peasants talking.
I think one of those says: "ok, goodbye, prepare yourself to trade in the village"
And another thing says 'thank you, you are also pretty"?
You haven't even fucked yet and you think she's your gf?
Hell you haven't even kissed. Dude, she's probably blowing Chad as we speaks, and she may want to blow you as well, but don't sing victory just yet.
>>28267729
Go back to /pol/, rusfag
>>28267729
What in particular makes that appear archaic
Congratulations, anon. May you be blessed with a long and happy life together.
>>28267835
hard signs in front of consonants, using a weird form for "thank you", I think the third one says "and that a lot too", which sounds rustic the way it's written, "sme" and "she" sound rustic and old too.
>reply with hearts and kisses emoticons
Is she 12, OP?
>>28267010
>beautiful woman
You called her a 5/10 though.
OP I want to hate you but I won't. Now GTFO.
Dude, she is not your girlfriend. Jesus christ...
>>28268109
She's two years older than me, kek
This is the first time i've talked to a women like that so i just went along with the hearts and kisses thing
>>28266892
>>when i got back to the city i added her on normiebook
*drops mic
>>28266936
3rd wave feminism will defend this
>>28268387
>not seeing the cont
>>28268387
The cont: >>28267010
I hope you do well and actually get that qt, but so far you are only flirting with her.
She's not your gf.
>>28266892
Great, that's great. You got a girlfriend and I got a second waifu. Everyone is happy
>>28266892
Congrats, I'm happy for you, OP. Remember not to be too clingy and accept that first love won't last.
