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It really hurts my heart to read about someone getting cucke
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It really hurts my heart to read about someone getting cucked this badly

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4haz5s/my28m_roommate27m_brought_over_my_girlfriend28f/

Does anyone else get that sinking feeling in their chest reading this? :(

I'm so scared of women.
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>>28265786
C'mon, there has to be some fucking people out there who read this shit
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No because OPs a little bitch who need to be able to stand up for himself and not be a fucking cuck.
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>>28265880
It's probably fake, even if it isn't I can't really relate at all. Also in this story, the guy friend is just as evil as the roastie. It's just scum being scum tbhwy
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Ha
Nah, it doesn't make me trust women less than I already do, only like 1% of them are pure.
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Why should I get hurt? I don't care about normie problems.
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>>28265786

What happened to him is not great but at least he got to know what types of people he had in his life. Better that it ends this way at the beginning of his relationship than ending up marrying the girl and she fucking Chad behind his back.

It does make me a little jealous of Chad though, must feel great to have that kind of power. He pretty much destroyed him.
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>redditor is a cuck

I'm surprised
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>>28266192
Why don't you tell us about your last relationship lol
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I had a similar roommate like John last year. Tall, good looking, etc. It definitely feels good to get out of that situation.
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>>28266383
I envy Chads so much. I'm not even that unfortunate in the looks charisma department, but I still have so much envy in me. Of Chad because he's good with women, off everyone who has a lot of money...

How do I become less jealous? I just want to experience the best life has to offer.
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>>28266459

If you're here it's pretty much a guarantee that your life won't get much better. In fact, as you get older, it'll get a lot worse. It's also funny that you think you can ask for that kind of advice here.
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>>28265786
>[deleted]
Ayy
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fuck, anyone cap this? genuinely want to know how bad this is.
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>>28266613
Seconding. I need to know what he wrote.
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>>28266596

John found out and threatened to do his mom next.
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>>28266613
>>28266686

basically a guy had a girlfriend, moved to new town got Chad as a roommate, Chad ate from his fridge guy confronted him, Chad got mad and cucked him by fucking his girlfriend in his own aparment
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>>28265786
No. They're both scum.
I'd have the fortitude to laugh in his face for being so petty over mac n cheese.
She'd be dead to me.

I actually need to get ripped so I can kill shit heads who have the gall to try this on me.
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>>28266298
>What a loser, he hasn't been played like a bitch by a girl
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>>28265786
this cunt removed it.can anyone tell me whole story.
like was the girl his ex
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>>28266709
>>28266686
reading the replies is making it seem so good


PLEASE SOMEONE POST AN ARCHIVE OR SOMETHING OF WHAT HE SAID I DON'T KNOW HOW REDDIT WORKS
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OP is a fag as usual.
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>>28266895
From what I recall.
He gets a job 800 miles away and switches to ldr. His new roommate is an attractive outgoing male who likes to invite people over and clear out the fridge.

After op puts his foot down about that shit, roomie picks up and loudly fucks his girl in the apartment. Who then deletes him from social media and ghosts him.

He acts like a stunned fucking bunny in the headlights while it happens then posts it on rebbit.

Correct move is to try to kill him when he walks in the door with her in tow.
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>>28267029
You're a god, lad.
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>>28267029
good man......also good god.
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>Reddit

Please purchase a firearm and blow your brains out.
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Dude should have just shot/stabbed them and ditched the bodies somewhere. Better to get the chair than die a cuck.
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>>28267108
/r/relationships is a fucking goldmine for this sort of vitriolic hate fuel.

You'd like it fampai.
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Just fuck relying on some Stacy man
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>never will you see such kind and supportive words posted here

why does reddit continue to outshine this place?
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>>28266459
it is normal to hate who's richer than you
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>women

not even once.......seriously, how fucking damaged do you have to be to do this to another human being.
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>sharing your place with another man

Lmfao'ing at this guys life.

Why are ledditors such pathetic cucks?
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>>28267043
>>28267029
thanks lads?
what would you guys do if it happened to you.
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>>28265786
I'm numb to these stories now. Women just don't care, and people need to get these movie fantasies out of their head about how you think women actually think.
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>>28265786
>>28267029

This is clearly a fake story written by some idiot so he can make a post about it on r/theredpill and they can all jerk each other off about how much of a beta bitch OP was and how alpha the roommate is.
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>>28267256
kidnap the gal and kill the chad
she'll pay me back with a lifetime of sex slavery
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>>28267256
Set fire to the place. Kill them. I'd have provocation on my side as mitigation.
I wouldn't let them waltz in in the first place like that cuck did.

Regardless of what I did I'd be free sooner or later.
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>needing a girlfriend when there is more fap material than you could ever fap to
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>>28267316
Yes this is fake, just like the one where a woman asks reddit to help her deal with trying to feel pleasure from her ex-husband after being with a well-endowned man for several months.
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Moral of the story, be like the roommate and not the cuck

Dont date girls ever, fuck them and then abandon them
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>>28265786
just get an ugly gf nobody will fuck her problem solved
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i'm not even going to read that shit
>rebbit
OP you massive faggot, i've seen the original images without the fake snapchat overhead, most likely someone tried to type out a believable story about their fetish and by the looks of the thread most aren't convinced, I bet reddit was though
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>>28267426
No, the moral of the story is humans are scum, avoid getting tangled in their bullshit at all costs.
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>>28267029
Sorry but no fucking way this one's real. Way too far fetched
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>>28267457
Sex feels good though, may as well fuck some sluts before you die
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>>28267316

This.

What kind of guy would be willing to confront another man about food, and then do absolutely nothing when he was being openly cucked by that same man?

If he is ready to have a conflict over a fridge, why not have one over his gf as well?

The faggots at r/theredpill are fucking pathetic
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>>28267216
tl;dr

you're a whiny faggot, you are not important, you are not special, please kill yourself
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>>28267029
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKING WHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't advocate murder ok? But this is goddamn next level and I hope OP goes off the deep end and ruins these two
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>>28267316
>This level of cognitive dissonance.
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i wish i could get cucked....
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>>28267420
Got a link, my man???
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>>28267029

what a little bitch,

why didn't he beat up his room mate and /or gf?

I beat the shit out of my ex on multiple occasions when I found out she cheated on me. I also found one of the guys she gave a hand job to and I beat him up as well. Broke his jaw and and fucked his face and ribs up.

Feels good not being a beta loser
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>I'm so scared of women.
Why?
Just don't ever associate with them.
Problem solved, you'll literally never get cucked.
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>>28265786

I'm not clicking that shit. What part of go the fuck back there stay there do you not understand? If you wanted us to read it you should screen cap it or something.

>>28265936
>>28266168

What happened? Also there is no "bros before hoes" it's "hoes before anything, everything all the time, fuck everything else", as much as OP says he's scared of women and I see why, you also can't trust your fellow fucking man to ever say no to pussy.
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>>28267216

Because /r9k/ loves being an asshole and then wonders why everyone is an asshole to them. I try to be supportive and other robots do too but we have to deal with edgy "I'm only here to be an asshole" teens.

>>28267029

This is when you start sabotaging that asshole's life. Put laxative in his food and stuff. You live with him, you know where his weak points are. Something.

>>28267316

No I think the dude is just in shock. Men act like tigers over little issues but act like mice over bigger ones, I've seen this happen to a lot of guys. They just break down emotionally when they girl cheats, like their balls suddenly dry up. I think they're still high on that pussy so they can't get mad at it quite yet or something.
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>>28268163

It's called "they press charges and you go to jail" and "they're bigger than you so you'll end up hurting yourself".
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>>28266459
Don't be jealous man, it's a terrible feeling.

Instead of thinking about how much worse you have than other people, think about how much better you have it than other people.

Like instead of thinking about chad having a nice car, think about Chupalonga in Africa starving while you are shitposting.
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>>28268537
Such is life.

Origami
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>>28266298
I wasn't cucked, that's for sure
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>mfw my friend moved into a house with his sister and her four friends for college
>mfw it showed me how dirty girls were when I would visit
>house smelled like cat shit
>bathroom was a mess, smelled like shit
>they're always bickering

It really helped open my eyes to stop putting women on a pedestal.
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>>28267029
This shit makes me sick to my stomach, real or not. Whew.
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>>28267029
>Some slut I met online and was dating for 5 months fucked somebody else

Boo fucking hoo
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>>28265786
Did he miss out an "ex" in the title, or did his actual current girlfriend do this? Loling either way
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>>28267029
Sounds fake but I'd kill that guy
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>>28265906
That's retarded there was nothing that guy could of really done short of asking her why she's talking to his room mate sooner and throwing a tantrum like a little kid about it. Women complain about guys being insecure but if you don't act proactive and insecure about shit dumb stuff like this happens.

Honestly I'm surprised john didn't fuck his feelings out of that girl, that sounds like a weird twisted nightmare where a person close to you betrays you that way. Shows up where you're living after not seeing one another for a few months, acting distant and then running off with his room mate.
>>28267029
Makes me wonder how his room mate knew who he was dating. Must of been stalking him and monitoring his online activity. I'd really be surprised if OP doesn't lose it with paranoia and try to stab that guy in his sleep or something because there is some serious fuck fuck games going on there. I know if I were him if I were stuck in a room in a house with that guy I'd be thinking about how to disable him when he comes at me violently pretty much all the time.
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>>28267029
And here I was certain /r9k/ was the most autistic place on the Internet. Literally got cucked by chad over some stolen mac and cheese. Lord have mercy.
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>>28267255
by that logic, everyone in the military is a cuck, priests and monks are cucks, expedition crews are cucks.

if you are talking about regular civilian domestic places, sharing your place with another guy is usually ten times better than sharing it with a woman. i live with three other guys for a year and we didnt argue once. no drama or stress
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>>28267501
that's why we have escorts
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>girl cheats on guy with her best friend
Someone post the backup man survey.
We need to dig a hole for women to stand in rather than keeping this pedestal.
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>>28267500
i dunno man, i've had this happen to me. except it was my first boyfriend and he started fucking my best friend who was my roommate at the time. i supported them financially until i got the undeniable proof that they were fucking around, kicked them out, and my landlord gave her a key to come destroy my shit
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>>28270746
I don't know where people find room mates like that. Even in the military barracks I ran into a few people that sucked to live with. Majority of them are cool, but you can say the wrong thing one time just bantering with a guy and then you got a problem with him that's probably going to turn into a scrap.

Just reading this thread pissed me off. If I were that reddit guy I'd buy a thing of bear mace and a hunting knife and just wait for that room mate to do something stupid like break into my room one night because he wouldn't be having a fun night with friends without it going south very often anymore.
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>>28265906
That's retarded and so are you.

"the solution to women's infidelity is to act like an angry scary alpha male all the time"

How is it being 14
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>>28265786

This is mostly why I don't even try going after women. Not going to devote myself to a whore that throws herself to anyone that asks.

Women are completely shit today, especially white women.
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>>28268163
Don't solve your problems by punching, retard.

Why does every american act this way?

If you're in a relationship with someone that will be disingenuous that easily then you don't want to be in that relationship anyway.
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>>28270856
Why would you wait until you have proof? You pay for shit, they disrespect you just cut them off. If you suspect something they especially if they are fucking around doing something wrong should be the ones to have something to prove. You're not the police you don't need evidence.
Hope you don't make that mistake again.
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You have to take into consideration that women are tempted all the time by guys who want to cheat with them.
If they're in a relationship or not doesn't matter.
Though cheating on a roommate is just sad.
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>>28269029
It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all, faggot.
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I went to a club Friday night and danced with a girl who went there with her beta orbiter. Something about booty dancing with her in front of the orbiter while he stands awkwardly by himself is strangely arousing.
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>>28267420
I didn't remember that, thanks anon
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lmfao what? this guy is fucking pathetic. "o my and my online gf decide to take it slow. omg shes fucking some guy doesnt know!??!? i've never even met her in real life before omg!" maybe if he was fucking the bitch for like a year and then had to leave but this is just so sad.
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>>28271150
I don't think that "lost" also includes being humiliated by the girl while shes fucking another man
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As long as I don't have a girlfriend, I can't get cucked. Right?
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>>28267029
>just fuck my life seriously
This sounds too much like a 4chan JUST dank memer. Nice try though
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>>28271299
No anon, you can be cucked in a number of ways.
For example:
>Are you using Microsoft Windows?
WinCuck'D
>Do you have a data cap?
DataCuck'D
>Do you have a locked bootloader?
>BootCuck'D
>Does your car use non-standard fuel?
CARKEK'D
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>>28266298
Your mom
but we don't call it a relationship she's just my slam pig ya feel me?
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>>28271299
are you paying taxes to support welfare for single moms and other women who aren't fucking you?

KEKED
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>>28267256
I would get a restraining order against her and wait for her to be fucking Chad. Then, I'd call the police to report a break-in by my vicious ex. This is a high-priority call because these sorts of calls often result in violence.

In a couple minutes when the police arrived, I would, sobbing, let them into my apartment. And I would tell them slowly, silently--so as not to alarm my roommate and cheating bitch-of-an-ex to their presence, but also to build empathy with the female officer that they're required to send for such events--point them toward's Chad's room, where Stacey and Chad were planning their wedding arrangements. The police would then furiously enter Chad's room, seizing them both, and dragging a nearly-naked Stacey to the department for 24 hours' detainment.

And here you'd think I'd be done. But no! Because now I would call her place of employment to give them my sob story of how Stacey was now serving time in jail for lewd, public conduct with my roommate, and how I just wish that they--her employer--could call the jail and plea for her release so that she and I could make amends. But everybody knows nobody likes a cheating whore. So they would fire her instead.

And you think I'd be done here!? No! Now that her employer would be required to call her and inform her of her recent termination, she needs to fully understand the dire financial hardship she's about to endure. So yes. Then I would call her landlord to inform them that she'd just been jailed and subsequently terminated from her job, and that she was in desperate need for relief--even if just financial. But no human being could ever relate to such a cold-hearted Stacey, so they too would turn their backs on her. But instead of merely turning their backs, they would be ever-so-poignantly reminded that Stacey needs to pay her rent! And they would breathe chills down her spine to exact payment.

So I would call her roommates and neighbors to beg for their help as well!
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>>28265786
Ide cut his dick off and feed it to her. See how much she likes it the taste of it then.
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>>28267256
>>28271731
And I would call her parents, her friends. Everybody she knows about, causing chaos in her social life so malevolently profound that she could not help but buckle under the enormous weight of my righteous boot.

And then, when she is inevitably kicked out, begging for some place to stay, I would turn her to her parents, hoping that not even they would wish to claim such an evil being as their daughter.
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>>28271866
Jesus fuck! Calm down there, satan.
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>>28271866
the landlord would probably just sleep with her in exchange for rent, or she'd move in with chad room mate of yours.
police would file charges for a false alarm and give you a ticket. her parents and friends now think you're a creepy stalker since she broke it off with you for chad because you were a bit off. Other girls hear rumours whenever they ask about you and stop dating you. You get bitter and start browing 4chan out of having no social circle end up on r9k shit posting the rest of your life.
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>>28272004
>landlord would probably just sleep with her in exchange for rent
That would be so delicious! To have her, a jailbird, fucking her landlord for money! A dream come true, and exactly what that whore deserves - to embrace her own filth and shoulder a life of prostitution.
>she'd move in with chad room mate of yours.
Chad would turn her down because he is the very definition of a chad.
>police would file charges for a false alarm and give you a ticket
Not if you had a restraining order.

>her parents and friends now think you're a creepy stalker since she broke it off with you for chad because you were a bit off
Unlikely, given that Stacey is now a jailbird and that most girls are too ashamed to inform their parents of when they cheat on their long-time boyfriends.

>Other girls hear rumours whenever they ask about you and stop dating you.
You're heavily overestimating the power of word-of-mouth gossiping post-graduation.

>You get bitter and start browing 4chan out of having no social circle end up on r9k shit posting the rest of your life.
lmao
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4h8pi9/me_32_f_with_my_spouse_36_f_of_2_years_her_best/

lmfao irl
>wife's male friend wants to take her out to dinner alone
>didn't invite the dad (op) or his STEPSON

reddit is fucking gold m8s
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>>28271731
Well done. I find that you're fully justified.
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>>28265786
Semi related story
>Talking to girl on Tinder
>Things going well
>She stops responding out of the blue
>Confused but whatever, move on
>Few days later my roommate brings her over
>I'm trying not to laugh and she's pretending not to recognize me
>Night goes on
>Roommate isn't into her, invites me into his room with them
>We all just end up smoking weed and watching Road Warrior together
>She pays way more attention to me through the night, following me when I go outside to smoke, etc.
>Asks for my number at the end of the night
>Texts me the next day
>I never respond
I didn't know who was cucking who anymore by the end of it.
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>>28271299
>not getting momcucked
Based hana hook
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>>28272207
You have a lot of assumptions about most people not being horrible, and also thinking that they're not okay with assholes.
Someday you'll grow up.
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>>28265786
No, because it's not me. The fuck's with all the cuck shit being posted lately? What's the end goal, here?
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>>28272290
Pretty funny desu.
But I'm pretty annoyed with how they're tolerating her wife's shit and putting the blame on the guy.
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>>28272654
Projecting anxieties and maybe sharing fetishes
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>>28272643
Not that anon but
>grow up
So sick of people saying this. It's a non argument that would make a slight bit of sense if you're talking to an actual child because their brains are still developing and they're pretty dumb.

But if you feel as you say you feel about this post, too many assumptions.
Point them out.
What's the point in just insulting someone on an anonymous potato wrangling forum.
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>>28272691
And that's nothing new, but has it ever been this prevalent?
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>>28272744
Dunno, it's become a bit of a memefetish
Like traps and thicc women
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>>28265786
>Does anyone else get that sinking feeling in their chest reading this?

Sinking? No.

Burning? Yeah.
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>>28267029
this is probably just a redditors pathetic fantasy
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>someone writes this up and jerks off to the replies
lol, some men are fucking insane
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>>28272735
It's not insulting.
Really it has nothing to do with age rather just experience in dealing with people. Like you already get to r9k and realize everythings fucked but you still don't want to believe another fucked situation isnt going to have a good ending for the people doing the fucked up stuff and fuck everyone else. it's just how the world works and it's kind of like trying to explain a new concept to a kid that you're not comfortable with and you don't want to impress on them the world is bad and yadayada because they have plenty of time to notice and figure it out.

Although most people probably arn't horrible. Just a lot of them not most.
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>>28272825
>giving sensual massage to girlfriend
>put face in her lap as im massaging her belly
>"dont put your face in my vagina"
>BITCH DONT YOU KNOW THIS IS A SENSUAL MASSAGE?!
>DONT PUT YOUR FACE IN MY VAGINA
>IM TRYING TO AROUSE YOU CUNT
>full blown argument ensues
>how can give sensual massage when you're literally retarded fucking cunt !? FUCK

Females, not even once
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>>28265786
>sinking feeling?

My Ex called me while she was having sex with another dude while we were dating

I feel no sadness for this, it only fuels my hatred towards whores and women in general.
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>I am guessing all of this was for the fucking mac and cheese.
The whole story may be fake as hell, but this one line is the cherry atop the sundae. This reads like those stories that fat girls make up about how skinny girls try to mock them and persecute them for being fat, only in this case the skinny girls don't get told off.
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This is definitely cuck fantasies or someone just posting material for women hate threads desu
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I can kind of understand hating women. I don't trust women, but I don't hate them. I can see where people who do are coming from, though.
>got cucked by a woman I was in a serious relationship with
>broke it off because I'd rather be single than stay with a woman who sleep around
>she shows up to a custody hearing with a black eye she didn't get from me
>says I hit her
>her friends say they had seen me hit her in the past
>her beta orbiter coworker says she's come into work with black eyes and bruises before
>none of this is true
>haven't gotten to see my kid in two years
Those two were all I even had. Those two and 4chan. I'm not a hateful person but I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
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>>28265786
Women are going to do what they want to do and nothing will stop them. If they feel it's what they want? They do it, their feelings are the most important thing in the world. It can't REALLY be wrong because it makes her feel good.
And that's just their nature. We can't understand it, we don't work that way.

It's not a reflection on you, or me, or the guy she's cheating with, or the guy she cheats on afterwards. No guy is going to be good enough for a girl so it's pointless to try. They just can't love you the way you can love, and it sucks, but it's better to get used to it now before you actually get hurt.

they've cheated on guys better looking than us, with bigger dicks, thicker wallets, and more loving hearts.
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Anyone else keep seeing this thread and lusting to pop that cock tip in their mouth?
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>>28273410
No. Literally just you.
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>>28273425
That made me feel gay and bad
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>>28273448
As it should, friendo.
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>many years ago
>be sick
>girlfriend comes by and drops off some brownies, a dvd and nyquil
>eating brownie
>starting dvd
>it's her giving a blowjob to some guy
>the end is her spitting his cum into a bowl of brownie batter
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>/r9k/ - Fetish General
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>>28273410
I do, but I have a healthy heterosexual appetite and can enjoy cocks other than my own.
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>>28273484
That pasta was circulating on Facebook. Fuck off, m8.
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>>28273484
i would literally beat her within an inch of her life. I would enjoy beating her for this alone. She would not be able to speak loudly enough to the police because her jaw would be broke as fuck. I might even kill her.

Kill her anon. She deserves to die. Im not joking anon, kill that fucking cunt.
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>>28273519
1) no it wasn't
2) stop going on facebook
3) get the fuck out of here. or else
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>>28273551
1) Yes, it literally was.
2) No.
3) Or else what, you pathetic cuckold fetishist?
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>>28265786
dont believe anything you read on /r/relationships

i have posted many many fake stories there because im bored and pathetic
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>tfw about a quarter of this thread has had it happen to them
wew BTFO lads
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I was cheated on. instead of her just breaking up with me when she headed off to college, she let me believe that she'd stay with me. She fucked a guy in three days and waited until I told her he told me himself to admit it.
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Shit got removed. Anyone got an archive?
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>>28273484
haha
that'll teach you to get sick

ya goober
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>>28273754
>>28267029
Not that any of it actually happened.
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>>28273754
See >>28267029

[Original comment pls fuck off robot]
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>>28267029
>caring about women
This is where he went wrong. You can't open yourself up like that, there is literally no good reason to.
>i'm special enough that she won't want to fuck other dudes
do you really believe that?
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>>28267216
It makes the rare kindness genuine, anon. That's not genuine kindness, it's mitigation of ones own empathy for ones own sake. He's basically telling him it's not his fault and everything will be ok, shielding him from the harsh reality that yeah, he lost this one.

If you want a hugbox so much just go to fucking Reddit
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>>28273388
why does that mean you shouldnt try?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4hcg0r/my_18f_boyfriend_19m_guilts_me_into_doing_sex/

read the fucking replies man. apparently if she says yes it's still rape.
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>>28274089
Go ahead, enjoy sex, pay for it or earn it through devotion and dating or whatever
but you're the only one who is going to suffer for it. I'm not putting myself through that shit again. Maybe you're made of sterner stuff, or you believe there's "the one" out there (there isn't)
but not trying saves you time, effort, money, hardship, peace of mind. It just gets worse when you work hard, get fucking married, and then she decides she is done. Now she can fuck with your life and take my dog
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>>28274104
well of course it is, every fucking thing is rape. I've got too many images to post concerning this and the lengths they're going to to say staring is rape and "saying yes every 10 minutes is required" and "you can't switch positions during sex because that's switch rape"
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>not buying a handgun double murder-suicide handling the situation

Come on you fucking faggot.
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>>28267255
Imagine how your dad and mom feel desu
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>>28267029
See, since im an asshole. Id just bring a baseball bat to that fuckers head and throw the girl out of my apartment. Fuck these bitches
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>>28269493
>wife had to travel to bumfuckistan for work
>had to get the small pox vaccine
>fucking bandages in every trashcan in the house
>raise a red flag that smallpox is kind of dangerous
>"But you're already vaccinated!"
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>>28274089
You can try all you want man, the thing is. Nobody is looking out for you in this world. "The One" doesnt exist. You have to chose who you want that to be, the thing is. The person you pick to the spend the rest of your life with. Could decide she wants nigger cock in 5 years. Now she has half your shit, your dog and your car. Then you commit suicide at a Sunset Inn
>>
going to tell you a true story

>be me
>have best friend, both of us are 22
>he has gf, 5 years younger than him
>gf breaks up with me in horrible way
>she invites me over to help her with english classwork
>we talk
>i tell her about my breakup
>she comforts me
>i stay until 3 that morning
>she offers me to stay overnight
>decline because she's my best mates gf

>next week
>friday
>she messages me if i want to come over
>i say sure
>we sit on her bed
>our feet touch
>we play with feet
>i take off her sock
>she takes off my sock
>wont tell me where she hid it
>we wrestle all night for the sock
cont in next post
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>>28276162
nobody cares about your shitty morals bud
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>>28276162
>suddenly its 5am
>not going to go home at that time
>she offers me to sleep in her bed
>she changes clothes
>we sleep in separate blankets
>talk for a while
>get sad because of breakup
>she comforts me
>i cuddle her from behind
>pull her close to me
>im spooning her at this point
>whisper in her ear
>god, what i'd do to you if you werent his gf
>have hand on her hip
>she raises a leg
>i reach my hand down her leg, up her boobs, between her legs
>i turn her around and kiss her
>we have sex

>a few hours later, 8am
>suddenly doorbell rings
>we're naked in her bed
>she goes OSHIT its him
>we put on clothes hastily
>get it done just in time
>look rushed as fuck
>he comes into room
>sees us looking very startled
>heknew.png

and thats the story of how i fucked the gf of my best friend of 15 years. we continued this for 6 months and then told him.
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>>28270970
the answer is to not pick women who have no values. but if you do get cheated on, it's not "oh no i don't what to do let me post a fake story to reddit XDDD" it's leave her and start over with another chick. you can even punish the girl with some EPIC PRANK and you don't have to be an alpha dog meat cleaver. just don't be a fucking bitch.

inb4 some autistic shit about women all being whores. grow up.
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>>28276278
if you live a lonely life, its because you do shit like this. I hope your mate floored you.
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>>28276331
not even man lmao
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>>28276329
No you are exactly right. If it was me in this situation, I wouldnt be telling people on the internet. Id just move the fuck on.
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>>28276347
well you're still a piece of shit, I hope you know that.
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>>28272456
>not kicking her out and playing pretend with your roommate

c'mon my man
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>>28276365
He's stuck living with the guy for a year
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>>28276278

I did something similar over a longer period of time. I haven't had contact with a non-family female since then. I deserve it and so do you
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>>28265786
>>28267043
>>28267255
>>28267517
>>28268163
>>28268212
>>28268503
>>28268675
>>28271030
>>28270970
>>28271043
>>28273202
Can you redditfags stop needlessly double-spacing your posts like that? Better yet, stop coming here

Thanks,
~anon
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>>28276494
i am a bit lonely but thats mostly because im about to move and i just dont have the time for people at the moment.
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>>28276482
>implying that even matters
>implying he's actually "stuck"
it's so painful to see losers shit their pants and then wear the mess on their heads instead of cleaning up.
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>>28276516
Now this is the unironic underage autism that i came here for.
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>>28271668
>no
>no
>yes, but i got around it somehow
>no car
fucking losers get on my level i win lmaoing at ur lives
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I honestly don't believe monogamy should be the norm. I think it's just easier for people to cheat on each other and pretend they don't, it's disgusting. Seems to me there's a very small percentage of healthy relationships where people don't feel a need to fuck outside of it.
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>>28273913
>being this based

wew lad
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I don't know whats worse, the fact that someone wrote this garbage or that some of you guys believe it's real

The roommates name is john and the girls name is jane (note that he actually referred to them by name instead of just using john and jane as replacements for pronouns), the OP was heavily infatuated with a girl he met online, he found a place EIGHT HUNDRED MILES AWAY to which john somehow got jane to travel back and forth unless she somehow stayed with him for a weekend and a week.

Like cmon now
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>>28273344
This shit right here makes me more mad than anything in this thread
How can people honestly think that this type of behavior is okay?
This is absolutely sadistic
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>>28273484
this is pretty hot t b h
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>>28265786
Yes women are whores, but it is just as bad to care about reddit cucks. They get everything they deserve.
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>>28267029

Double murder suicide. Anything less is genuinely fucking pathetic
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sex before marriage would be great they said
liberated women would be great they said
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>>28278939
I think a little break from the Internet would do you some good.
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>>28272583
>Based hana hook
I never understood this. Hana hook wasn't the first one to invent that genre. So don't say like he was.
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>>28278961
nope it's objectively true

the generation is getting shittier each step because stable families don't exist too.
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>>28279060
What's your definition of a stable family?
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>>28276347
I hope your life is unhappy for its remainder.
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>>28278787
Why suicide? Double murder with successful escape would be superior.
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>>28271043
It's about having dignity, something you cucks wouldn't know.
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