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How does it feel having a big penis? Experiences with sex or people in general?

I know there has to be some on here who has one and had used it. How did she react?.
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Surprised, a little intimidated at first, but a relationship goes beyond more than just that.
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She was a virgin and didn't really have any experience with anyone else.
She's probably a size queen now and will be disappointed with every other dick for life
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>>28265755
from virgin to alpha widow... nice
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>>28265755
Thanks for ruining it for everyone else.
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>>28265755
Un-fucking-believable
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>>28265788
>>28265802
>>28265824
Relax guys, 6 inches is enough to please
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>>28265580
You guys know, if you have a normal sized penis, that you can still fit into a magnum condom right?

Exclusively get magnum condoms, because women will be more likely to sleep with you if they see them around your place.
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>>28265580

Its good, sometimes sex gets uncomfortable for the girl if she's small but they love it too much. Even if they say it hurts, they don't want me to stop. I honestly have no idea what it's like to have a small penis, guess the downside is sometimes need to use lube.
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>>28265869
Lying about your size is an awful idea. Do not listen to this guy.
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>>28265904
Bitchnigga I didn't say to deliberately lie, but if you use magnum condoms, you are more likely to get laid.

I just said, leave a few magnum condoms around your place, somewhere a woman would notice them. When she sees them, she's more likely to want to fuck you if she's a slut.

It's not lying. Deceitful? Maybe, but it's not lying
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>>28265869
What's the minimum size for those?
I'm 7 in
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Anyone else notice that in porn, big thick dicks make women "cream" and it runs down the guy's dick? You never see that with smaller/average sized guys.
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>>28265980
Like 4 inches I would assume?

They're just a little bit more girthy, that's it.

I'm 6 inches long and 5.5 inches girth, and they fit me perfectly.

You don't need a big penis to fit into a magnum, that's a common misconception.
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With great smiles
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>>28266020
You sure that's not just precum or cum you idiot?

>>28266030
Huh, fucking ridiculous
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Magnum was a brilliant marketing ploy by trojan, they're literally the same size as the regulars, if you have a average sized dick you can wear a magnum
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>>28266077
Not literally, just a tiny bit bigger girth-wise. But it doesn't make much of a difference, they will fit any old average penis.
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>its so big

its not that BIG but they like the idea of sitting on a big cock

the only cons is their mouth get tired of sucking fast and facefucking is almost impossible
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>>28266066
Not him, but it's not precum, it's secretion from the Bartholin glands
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>>28266109
>it's too big for anal anooonnnnnn
fuck this shit right here

>>28266126
wew
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>>28266030
Maybe I need then because I fucking hate how tight condoms are

7x~5 here but I've never wanted to be that guy who's like I NEED MAGNUMS because i don't get laid often anyway
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>>28265755
She was a size queen before. Had a gf that was a virgin before, and even before fucking she would talk shit about average/below average guys
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>>28265755
>tfw have well above average penor
>get a fwb and take her virginity
>leave for school and she gets bf
>come back for summer right after she leaves bf
>hook up again
>"Oh god I forgot how big you were after being with 'x' for so long"

Feelsgood
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>sucking my bf's dick last night
>"you know I always thought my dick looked average before but next to you it looks huge"
>mfw
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GET THE FUCK OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
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>have a 6.5 inch penis
>gf thinks it's 8 inches (pretty girthy tho)

Girls are retards when it comes to penis size
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http://efukt.com/21367_Cuck_Has_Second_Thoughts.html

I can hit him against my uterus.
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>>28266164
Well it couldn't hurt, but I don't think it would help much, because I'm 5.5 girth and I don't notice any difference between regular and magnum condoms.
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>>28265868
Well... fuck you man
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>>28266077
>5.3 inch girth
>average

caps lel. Average is around 4.5 inches
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>falling for the trojan meme

Who /lifestyles/ here?
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>>28265580
not that great. women bitch when I go balls deep
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>>28266277
>4.5 inches
LMAO KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT KIDDO
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>>28266279

>tripfagging

fag
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>>28266237
It's because men will say their penises are literally 8 inches when they're actually 4, and what is a girl supposed to do? Pull out a ruler and measure?

Blame your fellow "bone-pressing" meme m8s.
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>>28266299
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25904106

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full

both give averages of 4.5-4.6
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>>28266309
read the tripcode fampai
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>>28266170
they talk shit because thats the only power they hold in this world.

women are weak and not as capapble as us.
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>>28266278
Trojans are still nice but Atlas XL is where it's at
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>>28266310
what's wrong with bone pressing? it's the right way
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>>28266531
he's probably not a fat master race who can grow 2 inches by bonepressing kek skinnies when will they learn
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>>28265580
I grabbed a handful of condoms from the college Heath center. Honestly magnums felt exactly the same as normal size
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>>28266531
I don't know. I don't have a dick. But I know that men lie all the time about the size of heir dicks and "measure" them so that they come out 2" bigger than they actually are.

It's pathetic desu.
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>>28265580
"You're way bigger than all those little Mexican guys I've been with"

"I think you ruined masturbation for me"

>Girl starts bleeding midway though
>after checking with gynacologist turns out her hymen had never actually fully broken from babby dink before me
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>>28266627
the correct way I know is measuring the penis upside and bone pressing.
Pressing against your bone won't give you much more length though, unless you are a fat disgusting being
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Is 5.5 inch girthy?
I found averages ranging from a 3.9 to a 5, whats the deal with that?
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It's annoying, the pharmacie that I live next to only sells magnums once or twice a year for some odd reason, the other ones are not stretchy enough for mine. They just hurt me. So most of the time me and my girlfriend have to raw-dog it when waiting for a shipment to arrive. Small dicks have it good in that sence. And before I was married a lot of girls backed out because they were in too much pain. My wife is extremely tight but stretchy, so I guess that's good.
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>>28266650
can relate that, first girlfriend bled the first times we had sex because her hymen had not been broken

damn dicklets

and i'm 7.5", imagine the pathetic being before me
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>>28266725
I'd say so
people over report averages in surveys and shit, and the standard deviation (range/spread) of dick girth is pretty small so 5.5 is like top 5% or something
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How big does your dick have to be to fit one of these?
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>>28266835
Not much mlbiiger than a regular one, it's just that they stretch to a larger size.
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>>28266780
I'm 6.6 by 5.6 " I didn't even think it was that big I think it's like top 10% length and top 5% girth or something

Can't imagine being under 6 length or 5 girth
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>a piece of flesh between your legs dictates you whole outlook on life and how well it will turn out
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>>28266871
>genetics of peace and prosperity
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>>28266835
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1u-fRbEqcjlg0ihQzmFQrJJdXprqYEW7xo9i5gAE1k7k/edit#gid=0
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>>28266835
In excess of 5 or 6 inches
~7.5 here, I honestly didn't know this until one of my younger friends told me about it
Regular condoms have always been really tight and uncomfortable on me, it all made sense after I tried on a Magnum
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>>28265580
I ended up breaking up with my first and only gf over it, got together when I was 15 (6.5") and by the time we broke up I was 17 (7.5") and every time we had sex it would hurt her, if I went to deep or hit the wrong spot she would yelp in pain and we'd have to stop having sex for the rest of the day.

As for the rest all of them have loved it and all of them commented on it the first time they saw it, pretty much every girl I've fucked became a fuck buddy. Only had one other girl who had issue with the size and even then it would be that I'd make her cum twice in about 5 minutes of fucking and after that she'd say it was too much. Got drunk and saw her out in a club, she said she wants to do it again before we finish uni. She's got huge tits so I'm planning to bring a bottle of lube and a towel and spend a day basically getting titty fucked and pounding her until she's a drooling mess.

I'm 21 now and vary between 7.75-8.25 x 5.75
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>7"x5.5"
>KHV for life
Oh well.
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>Have 7x5
>Meet girl who had one partner who was a beta
>Just assume I'm going to have a bigger dick

>He had an 8 incher that was thicker

Our relationship was almost perfect.

I hope he dies.
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>>28267401
Unless she measured it I doubt he actually was.
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>>28266947
Seems legit famzeli.
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>>28267401
if she told you that, leave
if he told you that and she confirmed, leave
if you saw it, leave
there is no safe way
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>>28265580
It feels good, I suppose. 3 girls have told me it looks really big and one of them got off by telling me how it was too big for her even though the bitch can fist herself. It's just reassuring.
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>>28267464
I'm sure he was.
She was able to guess my size because ''it wasn't as long as my ex's".

>>28267499
She told me it, but it came up by accident. I was legitimately curious so I asked more questions.

It drives me crazy famalam. She says there's no difference except that her cervix doesn't feel bad pressure, but it still drives me crazy. I make her cum every time and can last forever but I just can't accept it. Always, in the back of my mind, I'll wonder if his cock made a difference. My fragile ego can't take it.

Wish I didn't love her desu
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>>28266947
Why are you here? Why anon? Do you like to laugh at our pathetic lives?
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>>28267479
>I can't have this so no one can
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>>28267705
>"it wasn't as long as my ex's"
>"he had a bigger dick"
>"she told me"
>"i was legitimately curious"

you are way more beta than him
you are a massive beta
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>>28265869
>>28265980
>>28266164

Yeah, Magnums are exclusively for extra girth.

>>28266260
You'll actually want the Magnum XL. I have a 5.75" girth and I felt the same way, but when I ordered some XLs they fit perfectly. Regular magnums are for guys who are only just above the average (like 5"-5.25" girth). 5.5"+ girth is XL territory.
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>>28267766
She broke up with him after meeting me because she could be attracted to someone who wasn't confident lmao. She didn't even think she would end up with me because I had different girls chasing me.
But yeah fine, my penis panic makes me a beta boy, I know. I wish it wasn't true but it's true.
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>>28267745
Been on here since I was 14, was very shy and quiet in general, lucked out in the first girl and the second and third. When I got to uni I decided I'd turn myself around, now I'm 76kg down from 130 and I'm a lot more confident and socially aware.

None of the girls I've slept with knew my dick was big before the pants came off since I never mention it when I'm flirting, you just have to make the effort and do your best with what you've got.
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>~8inches
>not sure how thick but thick

It's not monumental, but I'm often told it's the biggest she's ever had (note: not seen). I get comments ranging from "Ow, fuck. Ow, ow, ow." to "Fuck, you make me cum so easily."

This is not from repeat business, either. I don't go back for thirds, that's my deal. Hit it twice, drop the bat, and run. Not bad, better to have a big dick and not need it than need it and not have it.
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>>28267903
>do your best with what you've got.

I really wish normies would just take their humble brags back to facebook.
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>>28266681

Not them, but the way it works is that for statistical purposes, yes, bone-pressing is correct. But for functional purposes, non-bone pressed is the correct way. The girl isn't going to see or feel that extra inch or so you have tucked away behind a fat pad, so for all intents and purposes it doesn't exist.
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>>28267999
Bone pressed is all that matters anyways because it's what 99% of men post online to inflate their ego.
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It's pretty awesome, not gonna lie. I'm not that tall (only 5' 10") but I rock a 7 thats girthy. I've been with about 7 girls, and I've been the biggest guy they've been with, except for one who had a 9 incher.

I was too big for my asian gf and I was almost too big for my 3 white girlfriends. My favorite comment came from one chick I picked up at a party who said I was bigger than all the black dudes she's hooked up with. Feels good senpai, gives me confidence. Inb4 get out normalfag
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>>28267964
I didn't mean dick size, I meant in general. I'm a 5/10 at best and had to learn all the flirting and social queues from scratch. Literally made myself go out every night of freshers and get drunk and just talk to randoms and socialise with the people I was living with.

Helps that I'm doing English Lit so 90% of the people on my course are women.
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>>28265580
I have a big penis. The girls I had sex with were surprised at how big it was, probably because I'm a skinny beta. One girl really loved it and I made her cum with almost no effort because of how big I was. She was really short and tight though (and was also a nymphomaniac slut), that may have something to do with it. I really don't think it matters that much. I'm still miserable and still never had a gf. There have been absolutely no times in my life where I was going through pain and thought to myself, "at least I have a big dick"
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>>28268264
That's probably because you're just greedy and you don't appreciate what you've already got.
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i wish i did, i think i have like a 5.5 but still feel like i need a bigger penis.

>at a rehab place
>have a flaccid penis all the time there
>girl told me i'm small
>insecure about my penis now
>feels bad man
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>>28268606
What a fucking retarded statement. I may be suffering, but at least I'm not suffering as must as some other guy- that's supposed to make me feel happy? Make me feel normal? By that logic, only the one person in the world who has the worst fucking life on the whole planet should feel anything negative. Fuck off.
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>>28268659

T|b|h I can't relate to normalfag problems at all so don't expect sympathy from me.
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>that feel when deep sadness every time I look down
So much disappointment in one place, it must be my birthday every day
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who /2.25 inches erect/ here?
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Is 7.5 large? I always thought I was average but a girl acted like it was uncomfortably big and couldn't take much of it.
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>>28268804
>a fucking acorn
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>>28268841
Yeah man, I'm only like 20 inches lmao lol rofl kek huehuehue xD bitches be crazy yo all the hundred thousand I've slept with I'm so alone ;^(
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>>28268877

I know that feel bro ;_;. Fucked my FWB and made her cumx1000. Then I got in my Ferrari and drove to my Dad's company where I work. I couldn't believe how lonely I felt when the secretary was blowing me. It's like, can I ever have a real romantic connection? Can I ever find happiness?
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>>28265580

> condoms
> not having your personal cum slut who begs you to cum deep inside her
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>>28268949

Where can I find one, kind sir?
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>>28266030
5.5 is pretty big pham
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Annoying as fuck. I always carry a small tube of lube and a condom on me if I am expecting to laid since I really don't enjoy spending ~30 minutes on foreplay every god damn time I want to fuck.
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>>28265580
me. a legit 7incher, so nothing crazy but big nonetheless.

Saw an asian hooker the other night.
when i whipped it out
'it big it big'
started fucking her and she was practically in tears.

felt bad desu but couldn't stop.
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>>28268949
Pretty much this

If you're using condoms you're not really having sex
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>>28268969

just bee yourself

[ishiggidy no mute pls]
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>>28269087

God, I know this is a meme, but it's so ridiculous.

Out of the two dates I've been on, the more successful one was the one where I wasn't myself and copied the behaviour of my chad cousin.
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>>28265580
Well I'm 6 x 5.5, which isn't exactly "enormous", but grills tell me its big. Besides the only girl I ever fugged was my ex and she was a 4'11" azn girl so, it was massive to her.

The first time we fucked she couldn't take it all and was in a lot of pain, but after that, she either just completely ignored the pain (Asians are very good at hiding their feelings it seems) or somehow it just didnt affect her anymore. She would have multiple orgasms within the first few minutes of fucking (she had never had an orgasm at all before she met me). I couldn't even go long enough to cum cause she got tired too quick. Needless to say she absolutely loved it. But I still gave her a lot of foreplay, and I knew all the little things she liked, which is a good thing to learn if you are fuggin a grill.

As for condoms, regular sized condoms fucking hurt, and they would come off a lot easier, since my girth gets bigger towards the bottom, so they would just pop off. Skyn Large seem to do the trick.
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Who /averagesize/ here?

6 inch long
4.8 inch circumference

feelsokiguessman
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>>28269156
6 is above average, my dude
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>>28269177

roughly, average is 5.8 but not enough to make me feel good
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>>28265580
8" long by 6" circumference. I'm an emotional cripple, so I exclusively fuck Backpage chinese FOB prostitutes. Every single one of them has complained that I am too big, and I end up having to use a ridiculous amount of lube to actual fuck them.

Also, I tear condoms all the damn time. I just don't see the benefit of having a large benis.
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>>28269211
are you /fatso/ ?
the lower your body fat, the bigger your dig :-DD
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>>28269150

that's how i got mine :^)

just don't bee yourself girls only care about first impression leave a good first impression then you can mostly do anything you won't unless you go full retard

and later she revealed that she's just a weeaboo like me now we watch animu together and play vidya and oh yeah fuck 5 times a day
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Do bitches worry about their sizes as much as men worry about their penis size?
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>>28269244

>watching anime with woman.

Scum.
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>>28269275

just because you can't :^)
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>>28269243

nah my nigga, im a normal fella but im uncircumcised which might play into looking bigger
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>>28269323

I already have.

It was very underwhelming. I couldn't enjoy the series because I kept looking at her reactions.
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ya its great having a 3 inch dick omg its so awesome
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>>28269459

Photographs or you are not telling the truth
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>>28265755
Size queens are hot. It shows confidence
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>>28269533
ya fucking right i'd post a picture on here. look at your middle finger that's about 3 inches that's literally how long it is. men with bigger hands could fuck a woman better with their fingers than i could with my dick.
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>>28269534

>tinder
>confidence

you know the protocol
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13cm flaccid without foreskin 19cm erect.
I dont give a shit as i'm 24kv with no college/job/future
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>>28269534

>Drive a hundred miles to see a narcissistic woman with a skewed nose who doesn't have time for you
>Arrive
>Get told your dick is too small
>Drive a hundred miles back

Rinse and repeat until the PCAP mask arrives.
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>girls measure if a dick is big by the size of her hands
>they don't realize all of them have small as fuck hands
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>>28269848
i mean they can get themselves off with their fingers why do they need a dick bigger than their hand
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In my experience the sex is bad. They always want you to stop or slow down. I'm really not that motivated to make it happen so I just stop seeing them altogether when they pull that shit now.
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Everyone on /r9k/ is a normie with a turbocock who has sex regularly. Huh. What exactly are you all so depressed about all the time then? You're all what you claim to hate.
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>>28269848
>tfw most girls have bigger hands than me
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>>28266410
>board literally filled with the worlds rejects
>"women are weak and not as capapble as us"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes
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>>28270181

What else is the fox supposed to do in his situation?
Grow 3 feet taller?
Or perhaps wait a couple of months for the ripe grapes to drop down.
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>>28265580
My dick is as long as an aquafina bottle and nearly as think, how am I doing?
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>>28270252

Your imagination is doing just fine.
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>6 inches
>skinny dick
>never talk or date girls because of it
>will never satisfy a woman
>considering suicide
There is no worse feeling.
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>>28270343

What circumference?

Seriously, some people underestimate their circumference because they only ever see their dick from their POV

http://howlongismyschlong.com/

I recommend everyone to check out this site before feeling down
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>>28270235
>What else is the fox supposed to do in his situation?

So in your mind slander and ridicule is the only response?

>Grow 3 feet taller?

perhaps say "the grapes are amazing and I'll never reach them. oh well"?

you can't actually comprehend that there are good things in this world that you won't ever experience. what do you do?

>"women are weak and not as capapble as us."

nice one
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>>28270436
Those stats are old.
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>>28270451

Studies are old, yes but are they outdated?

Got any new ones?
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Las time I had sex was when I was 12/13

>Be me
>want to borrow friend's game so go over his place
>he's gay but is also cool so don't worry too much
>he puts on porn
>we jack off to it
>he says i need to let him suck me off to borrow the game
>let him
>he says it's the biggest he'd ever seen irl(he told me he had had sex with a few guys, dunno if true)
>probably about 5.5 inches back then (big for a kid I guess?)
>he sucks it til I cum
>he bends over and says I should fuck him in the ass
>really into it at this point, so I oblige
>try to stick my dick into his little ass
>it won't fit
>he runs up to his stepmom's room and gets some lotion and slathers my dick in it
>fuck him until I cum

I still jack off to him saying I had the biggest penis he had seen, even though I'm mostly straight. It;s a great compliment.
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We have to take breaks
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>>28265580
7.5 inches x 5.5 inches here. Despite that, I have a sissy fetish and I've never used by big dick.
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>>28270510
my big dick*
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>>28265580
Wife never wanted to have sex, complained that it was too big.

I learned too late that all women are irredeemable FILTH that will use any excuse to deprive men of pleasure.
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>>28270510
this is what pisses me off the most. fucking faggots and guys that want to be women have these massive fucking horse cocks and here i am with mine. depressing shit maybe i should be a girl and mine will grow 5 inches overnight.
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>>28270440

>you can't actually comprehend that there are good things in this world that you won't ever experience. what do you do?

Convince myself that they weren't worth it in the first place, obviously.

That way I can avoid feelings of resentment and regret.
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>>28270440
what ever you say hammy
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if i had a big cock i wouldnt be a 28y.o KV, simple as that. literally cant even fathom being naked in the same room with a girl because i'd be so ashamed and embarrassed of my dick
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>>28270590
>getting married to someone you don't already fuck on the reg
>getting married at all

what are you doing nigger
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>>28266126
>it's not precum
>it's actually a liquid secretion

Not him, but those are the same thing for our purposes here.

I'm 7 inches, but never measured girth. The width of my dick is like the length of my thumb, if that makes sense.

Girls think it's hot, compliment me, like to suck me off, work it with two hands, lap up the jizz, get deep-dicked.

And i've seen that weird white precum from the vagina on my cock, as well as jostling IUDs and making girls bleed (anybody else get this shit??)

But so the big cock arouses women, yet in the end I make them cum a million times with my mouth and hands. The whole g-spot/penetrative-orgasm is far less common than just eating pussy like a crazed hound (best while she sucks your cock) and making her legs jerk everywhere as you lick lick lick. It's great.

Then just turn her over, insert, slap the ass, and pilot the spaceship home with good old hard fucking.

Sex is great.
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>>28270436
Just used one of those tailor rulers
It says 4 inches but Im not sure how correct that is.

I feel small in comparison to every single picture posted online and in videos.

On top of that the one time I tried out a condom it was loose fitting
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>>28265580
I'm a 6.7" dicklet (hey when your penis is that small every decimal counts) but one time this asian chick said my dick hurt her
feels kind of good desu
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>all these normies talking about fucking

GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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well then ok I guess
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>>28270734
>eating pussy
this is absolutely disgusting and i dont want to put my mouth near that smelly hole.what do
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>>28271333
>what do

be gay?

No for real I used to dislike eating pussy.

But with girls I am diamonds for, who I care about, like that, making her cum turns me on, so it's this feedback loop see, and suddenly the pussy tastes fresh and glorious, especially if she's working you over with her mouth/hands at the same time.

She'll cum every time. Doesn't matter what your dick is like. Oh man.

But yeah, eating strange used to repulse me a bit. I got over it.
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>>28270754
That's just unfortunate, Anon.
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If you know how women react to it from first hand experience then you should GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD!!

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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How do you fellow dicjpets not just want to fucking kill yourself
5.5 and kinda thin here, just want to fucking end my life
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>have big penis
>7.5 x 6
>Asexual

Somebody wanna trade? I want one that doesn't look obvious in sweatpants.
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>>28272467
Fuck you
Fuck
You
Fuck your made up memesexuality
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>>28272616
>"Yeah hi I'm anon and I inherently want to fuck everything."

Sorry m80. I just have no drive, nor the desire. Kind of hard to make that up.
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>7.5" long, 6.5" girth
>she made me stop because it hurt
>every thrust she involuntarily gasps
>laughs with me about the size of her ex's cock
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>>28272467
mines 3in you barely see it when hard as well i'll trade
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>>28266181
>>28265755
>>28265788
I also did this too a girl. Fucking awesome how much they love the big dick.
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>>28272855
the gasps are the best part right? and then the shaking trembling orgasms
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>>28272994
absolutely, I love when she accidentally makes noise. makes me feel like some sort of sex god even though I only lost my virginity just recently
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>>28265580
>have girlfriend for 5 years
>both virgins
>finally get the chance to have sex with her
>only the tip fits
>Doesn't matter no longer a virgin
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>>28270754
The only reason dicks are bigger online is because someone with an average or smaller dick isnt going to really flaunt it. That's like basing all of your standards after supermodels
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Suddenly everyone has a massive penor
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>>28266020
nigga thats fucking lube you virgin.
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>>28273348
Or you know, people lie.
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>>28266864
Maybe top 30% in length for white men. Don't know anything about girth.
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>>28267705
My girl's ex was such a Chad they only fucked in a jeep. She found it horrible because:
A.) Small vagina
B.) Kept hitting the door
My smaller dick does the job "amazing" to her.
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>>28268804
honestly, my ex was just like this

i was with him for years. my new partner has a 7 inch dick and hold SHIT i had NO idea what i was missing
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>8+ plus penis erect
>looks like dead worm when limp
you faggots don't know suffering
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7.5x5.5 here, been with a few girls.

First one didn't seem very impressed, said I was "pretty big."

Second one was pretty impressed, kept saying "holy shit I can't believe you're so deep inside me."

I make a lot of big dick jokes but people don't actually know what size I am. My ex had heard me make a few before we hooked up, and the first time she saw it, her reaction was "holy shit I thought you were joking, oh my god." She had some condition where she's super tight, and honestly it made sex kinda shitty for the whole 5 years we were together, we couldn't do much other than missionary because I'd cervix slam her and she'd often bleed. I got that "cream" shit on the bottom of my dick a lot when I was with her, and I know it wasn't cum because of times when I pulled out for one reason or another and it was on there.

A couple of other girls have seen it and were pretty impressed, but I didn't have sex with them for one reason or another. (One was a virgin who chickened out, another was at some party where everybody was super drunk and she'd heard rumors and wanted to see it, etc.)

Condoms fucking suck, by the way. I've never been able to cum with one on. I haven't tried Magnums yet though, I bought some recently but haven't had to use a condom in like 8 years (ex was on the pill and I haven't had sex since we broke up in 2013) so I dunno if it'll be better.
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>>28265580
Completely useless if you're a virgin.
Hurts to masturbate
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Post the penis pleasure chart. The graph one with all the numbers and shit.

Someone's got it
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>>28265580
At first she had to ride it slow to loosen up..one night she got drunk and I fucked her 8 times one night...she wasnt tight like before after that and took tylenol for the pain in the morning..too bad she was a hoe though
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My boyfriend buys magnums knowing damn well he doesn't need them. Normal condoms are like KIND OF tight on him, and he says they're uncomfortable, but I feel like he just wants to buy magnums and pretend his dick is huge.
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>>28275981
FUCK OFF
YOY STUPID FUCKING WHORE
GO BACK TO SOC OR CGL
NOBODY FUCKING WANTS YOU HERE
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>>28270098
We're all just tired anon
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