GUYS, I THINK I FUCKED UP. I NEED YOUR HELP, PLEASE DON'T LET ME DIE, I AM BEYOND FUCKED.
So i'll show you how the convo started. 1/5
>>28264459
2/5
>le origisbsific
>>28264506
3/5
>kdjxjdkkxk
>>28264459
bumping for interest
it better be autistic
>>28264535
4/5
>very orixjdkskdixi
>>28264576
Okay now in interested
>>28264576
5/5
SHE SAID IT OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
you didn't fuck up, tard. you're doing alright
>>28264601
Well are you catfishing her or not.
>>28264601
Kek nice. Tell her just because you're scared of your natural appearance turning her off n show her yourself desu be yourself desu baka senpai chingchongchur
Just bee yourself buzz buzz
>>28264601
are you a catfish?
Holy shit
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>28264601
THEY ARE FUCKING ON TO US!
RETREAT ANONS!
>>28264615
>>28264616
>>28264628
Let's just say i'm a fan of Vaga
>>28264601
are you catfishing?
and say theres only one cat i want to fish and thats your pussy, so lets fuck
>>28264601
>>28264615
ok never mind, I should've waited for you to post them all first
I'm guessing you ARE a catfish, so what's the problem if she finds out? Just move on
And if you're not just prove you aren't
>>28264643
this is what happens when you over saturate the catfish market with a bunch of copycats desu
>>28264601
Well it's pretty obvious you're a creepy beta...so yeah she busted you.
>>28264646
I'm considering saying that, should i do it anons ?
>>28264651
Do you want nudes from her or are you gay
Why are you seemingly talking seriously with a fake profile? What's the point
the longer you wait to reply the more she's going to know you're a catfish
>>28264717
Sharing nudes
>>28264692
>
yse say the fishing for pussy thing
post response
>>28264717
hes doing it for nudes
a girl like that would never consider a guy like us
>>28264601
Turn the tables on her and claim she's the catfishwhich she probably is
>>28264692
do it
uiohffdsfngfdligufsdalkjh Original
Ride or die
>lejcjsjdidjdndjdhxb
>>28264772
>18 minutes ago
Jodido baka OP.
>>28264692
You really think that ass is meant for a robot?
>>28264772
shoulda ended it with
'so lets see it baby '
In other news, i matched with this chick and started talking to her. Photos incoming
>>28264772
You should have said 'so you think I'm a good catch?' But you fucked it up
>>28264772
godspeed anon
>fuckthesebeingmutedforunoriginalcommentwarnings.jpg
Update: Conversation saved ?
>>28264459
>looking for fellow lesbian
>says she has a baby
> ???
>>28264859
post her profile pictures pls
>>28264952
I did. she has 2 photos, i posted one and the other one you can see in the screencap thumbnail
>>28264987
Only two? I saw the one you posted, and you want me to look at a fucking thumbnail? C'mon, anon...
Time to get more matches
>>28265015
Here you go anon
>dkdndkd originalllll
>>28264843
Hurry up OP
>>28265051
Thanks a bunch, Scaredy. You're pretty cool. I hope you get nudes from her, she's hot af.
>>28265063
Just a sec, i got Staceys to match with
>catfish
what did she mean by this? no, seriously pls explain
>>28265161
pretending to be someone you're not
you FUCKING idiot
Guys, I'm out of likes. Should i superlike this chick ?
>>28265161
no seriously http://lmgtfy.com/?q=catfish
>>28265269
do it man just do it yolo man
>>28265269
no dont you fuckinh mong
>>28265269
Super-what now? What does that mean?
How does this app even work?
Only description I could get was its one of the best phone games ever, and the prize for winning is a fuck.
>>28265316
She didn't like me, but other than that it was a pretty shitty night. Only 8 matches
>>28265356
Post Courtney my boy
>>28265356
step up your catfish game anon, 8 matches is fuck all
good effort tho
>>28265296
b-but i wanted to hear it from you guys
no bully
>>28265385
Ok, before i begin, keep in mind this picture
>>28265420
Uh fuck that actually
>>28265420
V A P E N A T I O N
Oriignaldjbfjdnsk
>>28265356
is Esther Asian I think I might know her
1/2
1. To get her to respond, I simply said COURTNEY and she responded.( it's not shown in this picture because i got a weird bug going on)
2. The link is to the Vape Nation video
>>28265510
2/2
I unintentionally killed off the conversation, if you have any ideas on what i should say to her then post them
instead of being one of those retards that says completely unbelievable shit, why don't you say semi-crazy shit that just barely believable enough to work? see how far you can get them to go.
>>28265356
>claims to be a beta robot
>has several matches with hot white spoiled american girls
FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
>>28265489
I don't think so
>originalityisablessing
>>28265586
Did you even read this thread ?
>>28265586
>being this new baka tbo
>>28265592
tell her she has an old lady name
>>28265645
Before you say that, do you wanna see the whole cringy convo i had with her ?
>>28265592
yeah that's not her oh well
I like you OP
you talk in an avantgarde meme way. not playing the bullshit man-driver woman-car gender games we were taught, embracing the absurdity of life!!! playing outside the basketball court. that is what living should be like!
you are like me I think.
this will get you more girls than you can imagine.
keep doing what you're doing.
there are not many like us. by being THIS we win by default.
>>28265674
yes
hajuwit cns
>>28265680
9gaggers 4 life
Fucking bots, fml >nihhaofodk
>>28265713
somethingawful.com for life!
>>28265617
Yeah it's mostly you talking to a bunch of roasties
>>28265622
fuck off normie tinder faggot
>>28265420
V /\/ baby
>>28265740
>he still doesn't get it
1/5
>birchimoriginal
>>28265713
I laughed tbqh
2/5
I thought it was going uphill
>>28265820
What a fucking funny opening line
>>28265820
Guys i still need help with Courtney
3/5
>>28265820
'pls respond'
never double text you lose their respect
4/5
This is where it collapses
5/5
I should be executed for my autism
>>28265937
>>28265953
Holy shit that's bad
>>28265785
>>28265820
>>28265893
>says the most retarded shit
>pls respond
>she replies back
It's amazing, Chad can do anything.
>>28265713
Yes we truly are le troll legion
>>28265733
GRANDPA!
>>28265953
If she responds after this one I give up on women.
>>28264772
what's with the time on this being 12:40am? aren't you out in Cali? am i missing something here that's already been explained? pls respond
>>28265953
you shouldn't have said those last two lines, then maybe you'd still have a chance
5/6
This is what i sent her 3 hrs ago
>>28266085
Fuck, forgot the picture
>leoriginalll
>>28266100
>still trying two days later
let it go, anon... move on to the next one
Guys, apparently a new match of mine is a legit model. Do i slide in her DM's or nah ?
>>28266056
I'm not even on the same continent as these people
is this guy real or is he just using someone else's pic for Tinder?
>>28266167
I WANT TO FUGGG! CHAD WILL BE TAPPING THIS TONIGHT! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>28266167
I suppose if she wasn't a degenerate cunt I might put a bun in that dutch oven if you catch my drift
>>28266167
Every pretty girl in LA claims to be a model
New match
>>28266261
Monkeys really are evolving
>>28266208
Scaredy is the real deal my man
>>28266167
Ask her to model for you in private
>>28266281
what's he look like then?
>>28266167
>>28266251
>>28266252
>>28266281
I'm not gonna call her Avalon cause that would sound weird
>>28265937
Fuckin' idiot. Everyone knows when a girl says "I'm cold," your response is supposed to be "I could come over and warm you up ;)" or something gay like that.
Are you even trying?
>>28266307
like Chad, duh
>>28266325
For the love of god do the dutch oven bun
I will die laughing
>>28265953
>noob
You revealed yourself as a video game dork.
All your hopes are gone.
>>28266376
post your pic OP.
zsdf
1. Guys, TELL WHAT THE FUCK I SHOULD SAY TO COURTNEY, BECAUSE I, FOR ONE, WANT TO MASTURBATE HAPPY TONIGHT
2.. While we wait for Avalon to respond, should i slide in this chick's DM(I think she's a legit prostitute)
>>28266386
I'm not op, I'm just a fan
>>28266167
Offer her $1000 dollars to have sex on cam, $600 for a bj only, say you can throw her steady work if she's good.
>>28266419
Looks like one of them that there lady boys
>>28266434
Doesn't look like a trap to me
>>28266433
I'll see once she replies
>>28266419
tell Courtney you weren't calling her fat, cause she may have been offended by that last text
>>28266419
yes and ask her if shes a prostitute
remember chad, you are allowed to do anything
>>28266566
But i didn't mispell it or something
>>28265937
Keep going OP, this shit is gold
Do you guys wanna see this convo i had with this NYC latina. I think she may be my downgraded Skye
>>28266774
Holy fuck, she's my dream woman. Bet she's colombian
>>28266774
Wow, some real hobbies she's got going on there.
1/20
She started the convo
>>28266969
Holy fuck, if you used your actual picture you can get a literal 10/10
2/20
Being delivered straight to you, comfy anons
3/20
[Idjdsnjs]
4/20
This ought to be a long night, so please bump this thread to show your appreciation
5/20
Get fuvkec with a turkey
>>28267092
you fucked up with your DC faggotry and >"m8"
6/20
I got cancer
7/20
Kill me with a spear
8/20
It seems that this thread is dead
>>28267062
>>28267092
>>28267134
>>28267162
This is the cancer we don't want but we deserve.
Keep the spaghetti flowing op
>>28267194
You just didnt, this fucking spoiler....
>>28267194
dump all the carla shit + pics m8
Your convos are boring mate.
Just post Carla pics.
9/20
Get fucked heavily
>>28266994
>>28267022
>>28267062
>m8
Don't do that
>>28266860
Well duh, it's not like female hobbies are diversified
>>28267293
:(
{Originalfuckbag}
10/20
This is where she starts questioning shit
11/20
>kdkdksk
>>28267194
Pretty good so far. Tell het you want to go see it with her. Tell her, don't ask her
If she says yes, say "cool. What's your number".
Blog somewhere else, normie.
Also, calling females "bro" and "m8" is why you get friendzoned, retard.
I'm here anon Senpai desu, keep posting.
12/20
Ksksksjdojebekxo
>it's a shitty version of Vagabond trying to be chad on Tinder episode
13/20
Fjdjejxioekwk
Vagabond is actually funny
OP is just straight up gay. Fuck this thread
>>28267463
And you're a shitty version of your dad
>>28265953
> :|
oooo o oooo oo oorignial
15/20
Dickens box CKD
>>28267489
Don't get upset because your content isn't good enough.
You're using a chad account but yet you still talk to them like a beta. It's boring.
>m8
>bro
Just give up, familia. Leave the Chadfishing to Vagabond.
16/20
Cluster fucking did show
17/20
Disks band
18/20
Due two die
19/20
Djdidkek
Guys, I need your help figuring out what's going on. I'm talking to this girl, and the conversation turned sexual. She implied it would be fun to give me the controller to a remote control vibrator that she'd wear in public. But after that I asked for her number and she said she wanted to talk a couple more days. Now she barely responds and doesn't continue the conversation, but also told me she's been busy with school.
20/20
This is definitely me when i forget what day we are in
OP, you have to ask yourself when you see a girl:
>"Is a girl like this meant for a robot?"
If she is cute, the answer is no.
>>28265356
Pick a better Chad pic anon. The one you have is obviously too beta
>>28267533
Don't listen to this sad fuck.
Right now, you're lame. Practice more those catfishing skills and make me proud in the future.
>>28267732
It's not like i swipe right to every fucking landwhale, now is it?
>>28267704
Stop talking to her unless she clearly states she wants to fugg.
What I think happened is she found a guy she really likes and doesn't even think about you. This is what most likely happened.
Move on, find another.
>>28267730
Did you just made me read all these for nothing?
>>28267784
Should I give her a couple days to see if it really just is her schedule being busy? I just don't understand why she keeps reassuring me she likes me. She said "If I wasn't interested I wouldn't be telling you my dirty secrets and fantasies:)" recently.
op you need to focus on getting nudes
Don't be like that pussy Vagabond who's too good for that kind of thing
I believe in you
21/20
Made a kik
22/20
Uddhwbsn
>>28267882
>tfw OP is catfishing this nice latina
kinda feel bad now after reading your 21 posts filled with >m8 's
>>28267830
If she was interested you'd know my man. She's given you the cold shoulder. Move along
You can tell somebody anything you want. Don't trust, and always verify. She was probably just lonely or some shit and wanted to get off. Trust me I've been through this many times.
If she's genuinely interested in you there will be no doubt in your mind. This bitch is just fucking around with you
23/20
The childhood stuff is true though :(
>>28267466
Fucking Anaheim? Of course she likes anaheim
24/20(Final photo)
I reached a dead end and i don't know how to get out now.
>>28264843
>its my personality, isn't it
kek thats funny
atleast she is self aware
>>28267972
I feel like I'm reading my 12 year old brother's texts
Here's another photo of Courtney, if you guys don't feel motivated enough to help me
>>28267972
>jk
top fuckin kek.
>>28268070
Ayyyy. California has shit women lol
>>28267972
Start asking her some fucking questions she's been handling the conversation since the beginning, and you did nothing but half-assed answers. Questions about comics don't count, women don't care about that
But honestly you're not a wordsmith so unless you start telling those girls you want to meet up somewhere nothing original is going to be created out of this
I want to press the send button
>>28268312
lol press it ya bloody poofter
>>28264601
YOU'VE BEEN COMPROMISED!!!!
GET OUT OF THERE AGENT!!!! SHE'S ONTO YOU!!!! GET OUT NOW!!!!
Is Tony a black chad ?
>>28268458
>that freckled skin
tell her to enjoy her skin cancer, 4/10 would not bang
I want to start a conversation with pic related. Should i go full autismus or nah
>>28268663
she's not the best looking, and she's only in tow for the weekend
I think you can get nudes from her
you just have to escalate instead of joking around
>>28268693
Do you want to dictate the messages for me. I think i can get her to notice me
>>28265356
What kind of a Chad pic are you even using here? He must be a 11/10 Adonis.
>>28268727
>Catalog
unfortunately I've got no game, but maybe another anon can help
>>28267395
>le LA is shit meme
most beautiful city in the world
Las Vegas is 2nd
>>28268749
Biggest faggot on the internet
>>28268785
Agreed. Lived there the first 14 years of my life, now I'm planning to move back.
>>28268785
I've never been to LA before. All i said about LA i got from a an AskRedtube thread
>>28268819
It was pretty accurate then.
Carla is back
>>28268790
Huh, he's like a 8, got to say I'm pretty surprised.
I think it's the fuccboi hair that appeals.
>>28268860
For fucks sake, she's legit typing a long ass paragraph because he's a chad, if we did this, we'd be DoA to a grill.
>>28265953
this hurts tbo
buhmpp
>>28264692
Damn look at the dumper on her
You're pretty damn unfunny m8, wasted my time lurking this thread
>>28264948
>lesbian
>has a male child
That kid is fucked, holy shit.
Carry on my wayward son, lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more
