>walk into new classroom
>"AYOOO WUZZUP WHITE BOI?"
wat do?
Start shooting.
>>28264301
>live in black town
>have to go to college soon or my parents will kick me out
they're not all likes this are they?
>>28264301
>YO YO YO WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING DOWN MY DUDES!
>WEED LMAO
Just act like a chimp and they'll let you be.
Also, you have to constantly make moves on the girl with the fattest ass until you fug.
die mayates die jajajajajaja
>shoots mayates with AK
>>28264334
if you are white be careful you will be a target for them
Start playing that funky music desu
>>28264334
Act like a nigger.
The other niggers are dumb as rocks and will eventually accept you as a nigger.
>>28264301
just dab and take a seat
>>28264301
>ask who they call-in white
>sit down
Went to a place like pic related but was never messed with. Most of the men in my family are in a 1%er mc with over 1500 members in North America and Sweden. My grandpa is president of the local charter and has been for 9 years. I got nothing but respect most of the time. Occasionally a new femape would try to start shit with me because I was usually the only white one in the class. The other apes would shut her down though.
>>28264301
"I'm good lads"
>>28264301originallleee You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original. cooommentttoooo
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>>28264334
i went to a all black school once.
be prepared for the handshake and hug routine. youll be doing it allot.
i had allot of homies back then.
Bash the toughest looking nigger over the head. The rest will respect you for the rest of your school career
Take it from a guy who attended a nearly all nig high school
>>28264301
Sit down quietly and wait for class to start like the lil bitch I am, maybe wag or drop about shortly after
>>28264301
Kek, are those 2 bitches in front the Ornstein and Smough of the class? Like gatekeeper or some shit?
>>28264334
I sometimes forget where I am.
I forget you dumbasses can't immediately tell what someone is like from their vibe, clothing and appearance.
Don't act like a total fucking sperg and you'll be fine.
Difficult, I know.
>>28264301
>pull out tec-9 and sawed-off
oh, and don't forget the pipe bombs
>>28265200
Spoken like a true sheltered suburban white kid who has no idea how to deal with niggers.
Be glad they aren't Mexican desu. At least I can understand them while they beat me.
>visibly cringe
>look at them like the fucking retards they are
>take my seat and wait for class to start
easy, niggers hate it when you ignore them and treat them like the animals they are
Just talk to them like people, wut? You must be a retard or something
>>28265391
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEEEEE GTFO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28264334
Not all niggers go to college.
>>28265362
Why don't you enlighten us with your intelligence then
>>28265391
>people on /r9k/
>considering black people people
I'm a /pol/fag but I at least get to know black people before i consider them niggers. Anyone from here will immediately write them off as subhuman.
>>28265200
>yah this will definately work, they won't Jump your ass. Take it from a normie white faggot
>watch a couple world star videos
>watch some random vine comps
Congraduatlions you probably know a few black memes and could easily crack jokes and get along with them. but don't be an idiot and pretend your black.
>>28265430
>i'm a /pol/ fag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOUR ALL SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU'RE THE SUBHUMAN TRASH
Is that yeezy?
>>28265430
Original comment is extremely original
>>28265429
No you're right, if you attack some huge ass nigger gangbanger unprovoked him and all his friends are going to say "aiiight you got guts whiteboi. we cool" and they'll totally treat you like one of them. Niggers are not prideful at all and they are perfectly cool with getting assaulted and humiliated in front of friends and onlookers by some scrawny white faggot who they don't even know. There's no way they would ever retaliate.
>>28265430
Sieg fucking heil!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
>>28264334
I got to college in a city that is mostly low income niggers.
Everyone gets robbed, everyone gets in fights, etc.
Last week a student was shot at a party.
I hate the college and city but it's the closest one to my home
>>28265512
>fucking moonman
i was waiting for that.
top kek
>tfw I'm moving to Chicago soon
H E L P M E
I'VE NEVER SEEN A BLACK BEFORE IN MY LIFE
>>28265534
Did you miss >>28264564 ?
>implying niggers exist in the slav lands
>>28265389
only sensible reply in this thread tbqh
>>28265543
shit yeah.
thanks moyte
>>28265431
They won't if you take out the toughest nigger first. Niggers only respect strength. You would know this if you spent any time around actual blacks and not the one whitewashed middle class black kid you knew back in high school.
I went to an actual ghetto nigger school, and lived near these people. I know what I'm talking about
>>28265552
What's the difference? Get over yourself cumstain slavs are white skinned niggers.
>say hello
>sit down, maybe chat with the person next to me since it would be weird not to since they were so hospitable
>get to know them over time and interact with them as I would any other human being
>>28265509
Yes if you're scrawny you shouldn't be fighting anyone. Just try not to be seen, they will find you though.
I'm sorry you're malnourished and weak.
>>28265574
Stop regurgitating bullshit that you got off history channel prison documentaries you fucking pussy. "Taking out" the toughest nigger, lel what a fucking joke you are with this posturing.
moved from a white school to a black one which i graduated from. they dont follow the same social heirarchy as the white ones do. no typical popular rich stacy couple with the jock. the football jocks here were actually prerty bro teir with me, and was a pretty chill environment.
also, one of the footballers in my school went on and is playing professional football and is currently on dancing with the stars.
>>28264301
i will do what the character in my image would do
>"AYOOO WUZZUP WHITE BOI?"
"The average IQ in this room, niggers"
>>28265735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3axUFHYbPKE
>>28265457
>beta failed normie
>calling me subhuman
Sorry anon, i guess i should be in mummies basement beating it to 2hu
>>28265235
>dark souls reference
Holy fuck you're a permavirgin
>>28264334
Learn how to be a nigga. Watch how the nigga walks, how he moves, how he greets others. Listen to how he talks, what music he listens to, what new slangs he uses every week. Look at what he wears, shoes are the most important, next are the jeans, the belt and finally his hairstyle. If he is more fortunate, he might have a polo shirt. If you look like a white nigga, you're safe. If you act like a nigga, they might not take you seriously. They know you're not one of them, to them, you grew up in a nice home, you never got beat with the belt, the food your mom cooks as no flavor, you don't know how to dance, you never had a problem with the police. To them, you don't know anything about the nigga, but you do. That's why you know how to tame the nigga.
>What's good, Tyrone? Know where I can get some loud for the low? You know what I'm sayin'?
>AYAEH MAIN I GUTCHU. $20 FO DA GRAM MAIN.
The nigga will always think you don't know your prices since you're a white boy, but you do.
>That's way to high, homie. Are you trying to fuck with me? Funny joke, man.
>AIGHT MAIN I GUTCHU MAIN HAHA. BUT U OWE ME MAIN.
>Are you trying to finesse me, man? Haha, thanks for hooking me up. You're my new plug.
After buying your marijuana from the nigga, you will have earned his respect.
>AYOOO JIMMY WUZZUP MAIN? WE MISSED DA MUDAFUCKING BUS U MIND GIVING ME AND MA NIGGA JEROME A RIDE? IM YO PLUG REMEMBER?
>Oh yeah, Tyrone! Get in my whip, man! Haha
You must play nigga songs if you wish to tame the nigga
>OH SHEEEEEIT JIMMY! YOU LIKE DAT CHIEF KEEF?
>Oh yeah, Tyrone! 300 for life! You listen to Chief too, my man?
>AYOOO TYRONE DAT NIGGA JIMMY IS CHILL AS FUCK MAIN
>AYEAH JEROME! JIMMY IS CHILL AS FUCK MAIN. AYOO JIMMY WUZ YO PHONE NUMBA MAIN.
You have now tamed your nigga. Rumors of you being "Chill" and "Tyrone's nigga" will spread through the campus and you will have no trouble fitting in.
"Hello, black people"
>>28266289
nice guide should distribute it to kids in need
>>28264301
>*Writes "anon" on the board*
Kon'nichiwa! I am Anon-kun the new transfer student! I hope to make great friends with you all!
>>28264301
I wouldn't mind going to that school I would be seen as a superior since I'm half white and for some reason that's put on a pedistol so maybe for once I would feel cool
>>28266289
This is marvelous
Thank you so much
>>28266289
thanks, i was trying to boost my hood cred. u my nigga
>>28264301
>"Yo"
>*sit down*
Run. If I'm forced to go to some nigger school, I'm hopelessly poor and fucked anyway, so why even try.
>>28264334
depends if it is a 4 year college or a community college.
4 year will have more 18 year olds fucking around and being frat bros
>>28264301
sup fellas
who wants to smoke some dank kush?
>>28264301
"Uhh. H-*short cough*-hi".
>>28264301
Remember i dont live in baltimore and wake up
I grew up in the ghetto and went to a vast majority black school. You get used to it, and if you're not a fag eventually they accept you and are nice to you, even if you're a loser.
>>28265452
>tfw enjoy browsing worldstar
we're not so different after all
>>28268023
>accept you
No they don't lol especially if you're not black
>>28268043
In my experience they did.
>>28264301
"yare yare daze"
>teleports behind them in 1/10th of a second
"you're ten years too young to lynch me"
>cuts them in half
"pssh, it's nothin personel nig"
cry from the pressure and pull out the TEC-9
>>28264301
>WHITE BOI
dios mio, when did I turn white?this definitely isn't an honors course either
>>28264301
my god teaching at an all black school must be horrible.
>>28265637
>implying you could take out the whole class room full of niggers who will inevitably all chimp out if you assault them
I don't care how built you are, you have to consider your surroundings. It's not about being weak, they would simply overpower you because of their sheer numbers.
>walk in
>curl lips up, scrunch nose, flare eyebrows and widen eyes
>throw whole body into dapping the closest person
>grunt "YEEAAUUUUHAWWHGH"
>bump out to shit drill rap
>fuck a mulatto girl with a fat ass
>buy weed after school
this actually managed to work for me in school when i was younger, ghetto black people are one of those people that will actually accept you if you let loose, never have i been able to act so autistic around any other race or demographic
as long as you go home at the end of the day white and sensible acting like a nigger isn't that bad for an hour or so, shits hilarious
*loud ruler smack silences the chimp sounds* NACE TO MEET YOU ANON WEWLCOME TO SCOO, SIT DOWN OVER THERE BAY TYRONE. SAY YOU AINT ONE A DEM WHITEBOIS WHO WORSHIP THE DEBIL AND SCHOOT UP THE SCOOL ARE YA?
>n-no sir
WHAT! SAY IT LOUDER!
>NO S-s-ir
OK DEN GET READY WE ABOUT TO LEARN ABOUT SLAVERY IN THE 1800S
>>28268252
>>throw whole body into dapping the closest person
>>"YEEAAUUUUHAWWHGH"
For some reason I can imagine this way too well.
>>28268137
I remember watching a video on worldstar or someting of a teacher that just broke down. While she was crying and packing her stuff the neggros were yelling, laughing and saying stuff like
>"AYOOOO DAT BITCH LEAVING!?!? SHEEEIT HAHAHA!"
>"BYE BYE HAHAHA!"
>"FUCK OUTA HERE HOE"
It was really depressing. Imagine going to work everyday to that shit, and when you finally break, they don't feel bad. They don't realize what they did to you the whole year. They laugh at you even harder than before. They make more fun of you. The worst part about it is that when they first begin working at their new job, they want to be the "cool' teacher, the teacher every student loves.
we wuz n sheeet
>me:Whazzup my niggahs
>Get beat up
>me:Haha all in good fun
>them in unison: get the fuck out before we kill you
>>28264301
>Proceed to ostracize yourself
I'll be nice to people but for the most part stick to yourself
>>28264452
Fave fr desu
>>28264334
nah dude black people are fucking chill don't fall for the memes, they're great friends.
>>28264301
run before i inevitably get shot
>>28269523
t.Jamal Jackson
