Is Obama a manlet?
I want to FUCK malia
can anyone help me make this a reality?
>>28263035
Malia's just a lanklet
>>28263035
his daughter is like 6'
pretty sure obama is around there
so yes
>>28263089
Wait a few years for vr devices to become sophisticated enough.
>>28263326
Or teach yourself lucid dreaming.
>>28263035
>tfw you're shorter or the same height as her
WOMEN AREN'T SUPPOSED BE THAT TALL
GOD DAMN IT THE /fit/ MEMES ARE TRUE YOU'RE ONLY A REASONABLE HEIGHT IF YOU'RE 7'+
>>28263326
she is going to college next year
I bet if I transfer into the same college as her I can make her my gf
Obama is 6'0" his daughter inherited his jeans so she got height. Michelle is also tall for wimmin
>>28263411
Good luck with Harvard admissions
>>28263411
get into harvard and you might have a chance buddy
>>28263549
>>28263550
she said she has narrowed it down to Barnard and NYU for film
columbia might be harder but NYU is no problem to get into
>>28263625
nevermind I haven't read current news
>>28263089
I bet her vagina tastes magical.
>>28263035
It'd be hilarious if she ended up doing porn.
>Obama's daughter gets CRACKED!
>Watch her big fat ass get whipped and dominated by Dylann Roof and trumped by the Don himself
>>28263035
No, but she's a big girl
>>28263089
In high school one of my friends made out with her in a closet at a house party
>>28263035
>manlet meme
Unless you're less than <5'10 women honestly dont give a fuck about your height. I've seen 5'10 chads who girls say is so tall and handsome and 6'1 betas who girls wouldn't touch with a barge pole.
Daily reminder that people making manlet threads are most likely 6'2 lanklets.
>>28263983
I'm a 6'6 lanklet and I feel like a fucking freak
>>28263960
PICSSS! Green text?
>>28263983
Edit: inb4 picture of roastie making post about how she only dates >6' men
Women just make shit like that to get attention about how high their standards are. It's proven that they overestimate the height of attractive people and underestimate the height of ugly people. Also, even if they do realise that Chad is on the short side, they would still fuck him, either ignoring his height or using it to say stuff like "he is so cute" or making a joke about (in a teasing way) rather than if he was a beta, to which she would say the short guy is a creep. Its the typical double standard we see time and time again
>>28264059
Tripfags need to be rounded up and gassed like Judes.
>>28263960
>As if the secret service lets her go to parties and leaves her unsupervised.
>>28264141
Tripfags are keeping this shitty board alive.
>>28263089
Become a famous rapper
http://pigeonsandplanes.com/2015/01/joey-badass-says-the-malia-obama-selfie-got-his-phone-tapped/
>>28264059
No pics and fuck greentext. But here's the scenario. I live in a wealthy as fuck suburb of DC and people here have tons of connections, and one girl is friends with the Obama's, so she threw a party and Malia came. Secret service was there and they stayed outside, and inside Malia had a human shield of teenage girls surrounding her at all times, and I'm convinced that they were like junior secret service or something and could lowkey fuck you up. So yeah this Jewish kid I know says that he's gonna make it his goal tonight to get with Malia even though he's conservative as fuck, hates Obama, and doesn't like black girls. He's not the most attractive guy but he's charming as fuck I'll give him that. So he spent the whole night putting the work on Malia and by the end of the party they were hooking up in a closest.
>>28264185
>the self-delusion it would require to sincerely state this
you are sage desu senpai
>>28264183
I mean yeah just cause she's the presidents daughter doesn't mean she can't have some semblance of a normal childhood. I got to talk to her a little bit, and it was obvious that she didn't like it when people made a huge deal out of her fame instead of just talking to her like any other high schooler. And like I said in my other post, there was this group of 14-15 year olds always around her, who were most likely packing heat, or at least adolescent meat shields, but she was totally safe.
>>28263035
Malia was visiting Harvard and was at a dorm party in Mather house. A lot of my classmates said she was an insufferable asshole. Plus apparently she smoked weed at the party.
How the fuck is it possible for her to be taller than her dad
He's like 6'1 or something anyway
>>28264779
Taking after her father
