Since when do you have Tinder?
How many have you matched?
How many have you met?
How many have you kissed?
How many have you fucked?
Gender?
i tried tinder once.
i got a match and asked my chad friend for help.
he got her talking back to me and we talked for a bit and i fucked it up.
she unmatched me after telling me to "use my legs as ear muffs."
uninstalled tinder after that.
>>28261981
Late February
+100
1
1
0
male
How beneficial is tinder for a girl who browses /r9k/? I don't want to get pumped and dumped by chad, Thad, and Brad.
>>28261981
wtf why is her hands so white compared to her face and arms
>>28262043
why not? fuck you, spread your legs roastie, it's all you are good for
>>28262064
>he wants sex without it meaning anything
Then why waste time with tinder? Go buy a whore
>>28262038
so 3 matches per day, which is quite good for a guy
>>28262043
Then don't just swipe right the prettiest boys - those are the one EVERY girl swipes right and thus those who can use tinder just for sex with lots of different girls.
1+ years
1650
2
1
0
m
it was good for my self esteem but im still a virgin
Ive matched probably over 100
Ive only met with one of them
We did not kiss.
I'm a penis having person
>>28262043
But what about a guy that's a Chad who wants an introverted shy girl as a gf?
Since when do you have Tinder?
>Beginning of 2016
How many have you matched?
>400 or so
How many have you met?
>2
How many have you kissed?
>1
How many have you fucked?
>0
Gender?
>Male
>>28262043
swipe the guys who look like autistic robots and it's gonna be easy mode. Write something about video games or anime and the super likes will even rain in.
Just started talking to a milf. I asked her what she was into and she replied with.
" Just great hot passionate sex. Younger guys have great stamina. What are you into?"
What do i say to get more info out of her? What do i say to get her panties soaking? Should i get into the nasty shit im into right away even though she was fairly reserved w her answer or is that too forward.
>>28262976
URGENT Please rezpond. URGENT
>>28262976
Don't hold back. Just be forward about what you want from her.
>>28261981
>Since when do you have Tinder?
2 years now i think.
>>How many have you matched?
66
How many have you met?
0
>How many have you kissed?
0
>How many have you fucked?
0
>Gender?
Male.
I've messaged all of the matches except 10, only about one in ten answer.
I met and fucked a girl off Tinder within 4 days of installing. If you can talk to them without been a cringe lord and aren't too bad looking you should get something. It's funny, all the girls I have fucked have all said "I'm not looking for a hook up" LoL
As for fake as advert, my experience is they are all aged 23 and have no location and have a few words in the tag like "I like to travel and drink wine" Too good to be true then ignore it.
>Since when do you have Tinder?
For about 2 years maybe
>How many have you matched?
Around 450
>How many have you met?
3 or so
>How many have you kissed?
1
>How many have you fucked?
1
>Gender?
Male
I'm from a smaller town, so most of my matches are from 30+km away places. Anyway, I dance salsa and I have a gf so Tinder was mostly just a another ego boost.
>>28262976
Just tell her you like marathons
If she asks which one you ran at or whatever just say "not that type of marathon" and leave it at that
>>28261981
>>28261981
>2 months
>40-50
>1
>0
>0
>male
>tfw matched with a qt
>talk on and off, sometimes their responses are really slow
>ask "wanna hang out some time?"
>immediate "sure!"
>ask what kind of stuff theyd want to do, and their number
>no response
W H Y
>>28263046
>>28262976
>>28263094
I went all out and she just said
"Same here can i just say ditto lol"
Great. Dont know how to respond to that. Talking to women online is fucking harde than real life they dont even pretend to have a personality.
I have literally 0 game texting.
I can be social and fun when actually talking, but if it's though text I'm a quiet uninteresting sperg. That holds me back a lot because if I meet a qt and get along with her, exchange numbers and shit, the next step would be texting and I always fuck that part up.
Normies of /r9k/, enlighten me.
>>28263705
I've seen girls tinders accounts and they have hundreds of messages.
>>28262043
Just date me if you're lonely.
>all these high numbers of matches
is it really normal for males to get hundreds of matches in a few months? i might have to try it
Wanna use Tinder but don't currently have a car to meet up with people, am I fucked without one guys?
>>28264894
Getting matches is fairly easy.
Getting a woman to actually respond is much much harder.
>>28264894
I'm from a big European city and nobody in my family even has a drivers license. Your question is very location specific.
>Since when do you have Tinder?
Last week
>How many have you matched?
1
>How many have you met?
0
>How many have you kissed?
0
>How many have you fucked?
0
>Gender?
Male
>>28261981
Tinder for about a month
Matched with 3
Met 0
Kissed 0
Fucked 0
Male.
Had it on and off for 2ish years, had 100+ matches
Met 6ish people
Fucked 4
Found my current gf on tinder, which is all I really wanted.
I'm not particularly attractive, I'm a 23 year old neat, but I live near a college town and I just go on it obsessively.
Advise for getting people to respond, don't be so serious
>>28265390
Normie cunt fuck off
>>28261981
February.
2000
8
5
5
Male.
>>28261981
I've had it on an off for a few years
too many to count
I've only met maybe 4 or 5 guys
kissed two of them
Only fucked one of them after a few weeks. He bought me a toothbrush for his place and told me he loved me and wanted me to be his gf. Dumped 2 days later...I still have no idea why I was fucked and chucked by chad thundercock (he had a huge penis though)
I'm a grill
>>28261981
I was on/off for the past few years, never went on it in a year though.
Probably over 200 or 300 matches.
One
One
None
CIS shirtlord
>>28261981
>Since when do you have Tinder?
Since like two weeks ago
>How many have you matched?
3
>How many have you met?
None
>How many have you kissed?
None
>How many have you fucked?
None
>Gender?
Male
>>28265516
Roastie lmao
>>28261981
>Since when do you have Tinder?
Just got it back a few days ago
>How many have you matched?
5 literally all of them are catfishes
>How many have you met?
zero
>How many have you kissed?
zero
>How many have you fucked?
zero
>Gender?
If asking my gender: male
If asking their gender: female
>>28261981
Had it for about 3 months. Don't use it anymore.
Matched with 20+ girls, of which only 10 ever messaged me back more than once.
Met 2
Kissed 1
Fucked 1
Male
>>28265697
That 1 was a virgin as well. I'd feel better about taking it if she wasn't so fat.
>>28261981
>Since when do you have Tinder?
2015
>How many have you matched?
idk a lot
>How many have you met?
a lot of good looking guys and a few weirdos
>How many have you kissed?
a lot
>How many have you fucked?
50 or something i dont count
>Gender?
female
>>28265850
You're either a giant ROASTIE or a liar and a dude
>>28261981
>March this year
>85
>0
>0
>0
>Male
>>28265850
Can you turn your pussylips like pages yet
Can I use tinder if I live with my parents? pls respond
>matched with like 20 over the course of 3 months
>met one
>friendzoned
>>28265850
Okay tripfag, whatever you say tripfag.
>>28265850
fuck off
>>28265982
if you have a car you could take them back to their place after the date
>>28263786
Um, hello? She's saying she wants your cock? Be lewd you virgin.
>>28265982
I live with my grandparents and i usually just ask to meet up at their place. If they insist on going to your place just avoid the situation and try to go out for coffee or something
>>28266036
nah, only my dads car, and he only lets me drive to the gym with it, tfw
Can you use Tinder on pc? I don't even have a phone.
>>28261981
Tinder is for normalfags with a Facebook account.
Please leave.
>>28266076
haha holy fuck that pic. One can almost feel the degeneracy.
>seen one of my tinder matches in the city
>Nearly have a panic attack and I run past her, nearly knocking two people over
I messaged her about it later, she seemed friendly and we hit off well then she randomly un-matched. Dont know what I did wrong robots, but after that I uninstalled that app
>>28262171
Too precise. U gotta shoot them in the leg and have them suffer a bit before u reveal why sex is called love making...
>>28266155
I'm really sorry, I've been un-matched as well. Girls are cunts.
>>28261981
How the fuck has no one asked for sauce yet? Who's that, OP?
>>28266348
Who gives a fuck? Just some whore. Don't give her any more attention.
Dating apps are inherently detrimental for robots. They will serve as an excuse not to socialize in person and just cause more pain and feelings of inadequacy.
>>28263901
>/r9k/ won't respond to me
>>28266155
lol dude, I really hope you didn't say something like "Hey, I saw you walking the other day."
I'm 100 percent sure that's why she unmatched you, if you did. You likely came across as an insane stalker
I've had tinder for about a year but never really took it seriously
Recently I matched with a girl who I instantly liked (strong sense of intuition), we hit it off immediately but somewhere along the line she started responding less and more bluntly.
I finally ask her out and she says "I appreciate you asking, but unfortunately I've met someone I'm interested in so I don't think it would be appropriate at the moment. Thanks though :)"
Still not sure whether she already had this guy on the go or met him after we started talking but I am cut either way.
She was very nice though and never judged me when I sperged out or dropped my spaghetti (even when I made a terrible joke on her fb post, though I did recover pretty well).
Idk, it just sucks since I very rarely feel this way about someone. I've been single for 5 years and have had maybe 4 opportunities with chicks since then.
>>28263901
I'm the opposite, I can text my ass off. I'm even a pro at sexting. I suck as face to face interactions.
If you want some tips, texting is about telling them what they want to hear, In person you need to be more authoritative and stubborn.
>>28266112
Lol, limp dicked fag mad bc no 8/10 girl wants to suck him off
>>28266076
Pls respond
>le original meme
>>28266076
>wanna make out and listen to some music?
Do you get your lines from late 90's teen movies?
>>28265897
>>28265957
>>28266033
>>28266036
Just because i can get laid doesnt mean im not a robot.
Its not like those guys love me or anything im just as loveless as you guys.
>>28266543
That's an 8/10? Fucking hilarious.
>>28266513
>texting is about telling them what they want to hear
Care to elaborate?
>>28266591
Very nice meme 10/10
>>28263901
Me too man
Used to be the opposite during school, idk what happened.. probably 4chan
im this guy>>28266491
, if I could just meet her ffs
>>28266590
I like Walk to Remember.
Its cheesy, but very watchable
>>28265850
For fuck's sake, why is r9k overrun with these fucking tumblr bitches pretending to be robots?
Do you understand that we literally hate your guts?
>>28266696
I secretly like it too, but that pic is cringeworthy
>Since when do you have Tinder?
March, but I took a month-long hiatus when I got a gf
>How many have you matched?
Around 50?
>How many have you met?
4
>How many have you kissed?
4, but I only properly made out with 3
>How many have you fucked?
2, but hopefully after tonight it'll be 3
>Gender?
Male
I fucking love tinder. I can't hook up with girls in clubs or at social events but my tinder game is on point.
1 week ago
46 matches
have't talked to any of them
I've had one for over a year, use it intermittently
I have 153 matches
Met one (only one date)
Kissed/Fucked zero
I'm a dude
Pretty much given up on Tinder at this point. I still get a few matches a week but almost no one responds to my messages. Just seems like a shit way to meet people.
>>28266731
Ok so what if i have tumblr that doesn't mean im not a robot.
You guys need to understand that not being a virgin or being a girl doesn't disqualify you from being a robot.
>>28266660
shut up
>Since when do you have Tinder?
never had it, never will.
>How many have you matched?
how the fuck should I know? never used it.
>How many have you met?
been on 3 dates in my life I think.
>How many have you kissed?
kissed 2, made out with 3. all happened while drunk, in a club envirnonment. drunk girls love drunk guys who are tall.
>How many have you fucked?
zero lol.
>Gender?
male
>>28266813
How do you have so many matches and yet meet so few people? I have easily under 10 matches per meet.
>>28261981
Since when do you have Tinder?
>2013
How many have you matched?
>deleted it like 5 times at-least, but I believe over 3000 matches
How many have you met?
> 23
How many have you kissed?
>18
How many have you fucked?
>17
Gender?
male
>>28261981
>Since when do you have Tinder?
Used it for about 3-4 months
>How many have you matched?
About 8, none of whom were ones I was actually attracted to.
>How many have you met?
0
>How many have you kissed?
0
>How many have you fucked?
0
>Gender?
M
>>28266857
Exactly what the fuck IS a robot - in your humble opinion?
Used it for ~2 months
100-150 matches
0 dates
0 kisses
0 fucks
About 18 months
Around 750. I live near SF.
Like 25
15ish
7, I got the tip into a QT black HS Senior before a passing car spooked her and it all fell through. If you wanna count that it's 8.
I was super into it last summer. I had three FWB and was meeting about two new girls a week. Shit was so cash but exhausting. I've just been dating one of the girls I met now. I still go on the occational new date, but mostly I'm burned out on it by now.
>>28266857
>I'm not a robot but that doesn't mean I'm not a robot
I will kill this whore.
>>28266945
someone who feels detached from this fucked up society we live in.
doesnt matter if youre virgin or a girl
>>28267004
i wanna see you try :)
>>28267014
That's not how it works. You have never experienced real loneliness. You have never experienced true isolation. Stop posting. Kill yourself.
>>28267014
>>28267041
What kind of shitty attempt is this? Please stop
>>28267041
In the US? Address?
>>28267014
>feels detached
no
A robot is someone who IS detached. Having sex with 50+ people or being a girl who has boys throwing themselves at you is about as connected to this society as possible. You are literally milking benefits that we will never enjoy.
I had tinder for a week and matched like 200 girls. None of them wanted to hook up, so then I got this other app badoo I think is what it's called, and in the first day I met and fucked some asian girl.
>>28267014
>Anonymous
My god I hate women. They are victims, even when they are winning with flying colors.
>>28267047
Hey i said it before just because im not a virgin doesnt mean im not lonely
>>28267057
why dont you find me by yourself? arent you guys like hackers?
>>28266896
To be honest I don't even try to message many of them, it just seems like a lot of effort. And the ones that I do usually stop responding after a couple messages at most.
>>28267107
>why dont you find me by yourself? arent you guys like hackers?
Omg I don't think this is a troll. This is literally some college whore off of tumblr
>>28267071
>A robot is someone who IS detached. Having sex with 50+ people or being a girl who has boys throwing themselves at you is about as connected to this society as possible.
Feeling detached means being detached thats the whole meaning of the word
>You are literally milking benefits that we will never enjoy.
maybe if you got out some more you could get some girls
>>28267107
>why dont you find me by yourself? arent you guys like hackers?
I asked for your address.
>>28264894
uber brah
What's your standard Tinder opener, /r9k/?
>>28267149
>maybe if you got out some more you could get some girls
Said no robot EVER
>>28267123
That's kinda depressing, desu, but whatever, it's your life and stuff.
>>28267174
You're trying to impress us by hooking up with a 3/10 gook?
>>28266488
Nah, I managed it to sound not so stalker-ish. We had a good convo before she unmatched you see
>>28261981
I had a tinder for about half a year
Literally got about 5 matches in total and less than half even responded
None
None
None
Male fucking obviously
I'm not even ugly, just not a male model so I stand no chance. I deleted it and will probably never do it ever again
>>28267222
I'm asking a question and providing an example of an answer. It's called making conversation.
>>28267191
I just said it and im a fembot.
there is literally no reason for you not to get out there and try to get a girlfriend one of my friends has a boyfriend who is a complete nerd ( likes comics and videogames and all ) so if he can get a girldfriend why cant you? as i said being a robot is not about being in a relationship or not
>>28267152
you have to take for dinner first :)seriously stop harrassing me or ill call the cops creep
>>28267174
Smooth. Reeled her in. I usually say, "hey cutie, how's it goin?" Gets em almost every time. Then again I'm a pretty attractive guy so I don't have to try hard.
>>28267282
You are literally Stacy. Stop.
>>28267286
That's fair enough. It doesn't work on everyone but I have a similar sense of humour so it essentially weeds the ones that won't like me anyway out.
>>28267337
No im not Stacy
Stacy doesnt watch animes or hangs out on 4chan. If i was Stacy i would spend more of my time on my Facebook of which i dont because i barely get more than 200 likes when i post my pics.
Thats why im a fembot
>Since when do you have Tinder?
Nearing a year now. Very sporadic usage, but I must view at least 50 profiles a week.
>How many have you matched?
2. 1 unmatched/disappeared within about 45 seconds of me getting the 'match' notification, and the other said hello to me, then never responded to my response.
>How many have you met?
0
>How many have you kissed?
0
>How many have you fucked?
0
Gender?
Male, straight.
>>28267470
That does it, you're a troll.
>>28267521
Everyone gets 100+ likes on facebook anon.
Its nothing special
>Since when do you have Tinder?
January
>How many have you matched?
780
>How many have you met?
44
>How many have you kissed?
23
>How many have you fucked?
15
>Gender?
M
idk I am on Badoo still, I fucking hate these apps but its really the best place to find girls
