Good afternoon/evening, robots. The F&F is open again tonight, you all know the drill by now.
A few reminders to show ID, no normies allowed, theres a deck for smokers on the second floor, pool rack is set and if you get dubs, trips etc your first drink is free.
I'll be courteous and get something started in the jukebox too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFafKvgpIRo
How are you lads doing?
>>28261670
Anon I want to cuddle a girl. I want to have friends I can hang out with. I want a chill cat who sits on my lap all day. I WANT LOVE!
>>28261733
>free drink
Give it to the next anon. I don't drink.
>>28261733
I want physical touch, i want intimacy, i want hugs and sex. Ugghhhhh... You are not alone anon.
>>28261757
Here, take a free pepsi anon.
Peepee in da poopoo. Wrench, lightbulb. Why are we all distant onions in the toaster universe?
Girls and toilet paper philosophy. Abluubluu urggubu bosbos ubbaleus.
>tfw interdimensional gf-speed doesn't into obsidian videotapes of feels
>>28261670
I'll have a martini. Hey, check out my new purse.
We need to open an actual Frog and Feels Tavern.
Like I'll put money down for it.
>>28261670
Mr bartender,Ive never had a gf but theres a girl who might like me.
Im close to wizerhood and this could be the last chance to stop the ritual. She is out in the city tonight and made sure to mention it to me.She is out with her friends though and my few friends are not the most sociable like myself.
What do I do,I have no experience here do I just show up and crash her and her friends or do I wait till a better opportunity presents itself
>>28261839
Those Pepsis in the glass bottles are fucking amazing desu
