Fuck it would be cool to work in a pharmacy. Jus drop a packet of morphine and be like "oops, it broke, I'll put it in the trash". Then just put it in my pocket and take home.
>>28261392
>they don't keep morphine in pharmacies
>pharmacies have to keep meticulous count of their inventory
>anything that falls on the floor or gets broken or whatever has to be reported and accounted for
>>28261545
>they don't keep morphine in pharmacies
They keep it in pill form but yeah op is retarded.
>>28261545
>>28261587
Morphine sulphate senpai. Still provides a good rush IV. Plus they'll be no nurse to skimp on you, so you can take as much as you want.
OP is dumb and should kill himself though.
>>28261545
Oh shit, senpai. A guy at my local pharmacy sells me perscription heart medication under the table. Is he going to get in trouble?
>>28262622
>Prescription heart medication.
Oh fuck, there must be a booming market for that. I hear that shit is highly sought after.
>>28261392
>>28261545
OP here, I work in a pharmacy (and I'm also the main Shipposter)
We do keep morphine in, and for the most part its is very closely tracked at every stage, but there exists one possible loophole where medicine is disposed of.
>>28262622
What would you need heart medication for?