>be me
>look like Harry Potter
>5 10, 150 pounds, in shape but don't even lift
>last night I fucked an 8/10 Japanese girl I met that day
>I didn't cum cause she wasn't on birth control so probly gonna fuck my 7.5 Latina fuckbuddy tonight
I'm literally the opposite of a Chad , I study computer science and am currently working on a cartographic series of obscure Tolkien locations . but I dress with style, I'm outgoing fun and self assured and I have girls on deck. Try spending your spare time learning things and being passionate about something instead of wasting your lives on vidya games and animes you dweebs
you should leave and hit /soc/
>>28261208
>he's passionate about things
Get the fuck out, you fucking normalfag.
>>28261208
>>I didn't cum cause she wasn't on birth control
the fuck? you never heard of pulling out?
>"I know what I'll do to make myself feel better. I'll write some bogus story about me not being a loser, that'll show those roboweenies!"
>yeah, I got girls on deck
>I fucked a bunch of girls dude
>lol you're all dweebs
>I'm not a chad though :^)
Kill yourself nigger.
Actually, life might do it for you, or any friends you may have, since on the off chance this story actually is real, you've used up enough luck for nothing good to ever happen to you or your friends/family again.
Enjoy, you smug unloved-wizard faggot.
>>28261208
>a cartographic series of obscure Tolkien locations
this is the exact kind of shit "nerdy" normies do
I bet you also like Marvel movies
>>28261273
>implying that he actually had sex to begin with
OP more than likely dumped his load in a crusty cum sock then self flagellated himself bloody for wasting seed and making more dirty washing.
A thought occurs.
We continually chastise fat women who lament their loneliness, and mock them for failing to adopt the simple habit of controlling their weight.
But maybe this secret to female attraction is actually universal.
I think I'll be 6'2 and 80kg by August at my current rate of weight loss. At that point I'll test my hypothesis.
But fuck you for shit talking vidya and anime bro for real.
