The last thread was pretty successful.
Malebots, what's your ideal bf like?
>>28260190
>what's your ideal bf like?
total bro who magically got trapped in a thick girl's body and now lusts for my dick
/fit/ and /r9k/ sitting in a tree
>>28260190
My ideal bf is 2d boipuss
>>28260190
a good friend with whacky and hairbrained schemes that require 2 people and end up with us getting paid or doing nationalist terrorist type things but of course we don't ever get caught
also no body or face hair and qt petite
>>28260190
Any boy who looks like those cute 2d boys in my doujins.
I'm a manlet though I I think a majority of gays prefer either small submissive or big dominant, I mean this applies alot with with straight people.
A thick asian tranny with great muscle tone and definition.
Cute and sweet that likes the same things I like and gives me kisses :3
Am I too /normie/ for this board?
>smart with nice face (so I'm told)
>thin with minor chub
>very little muscle tone
>science/tech nerd
>very introverted but not completely socially retarded
>social anxiety
>like obscure music
>amateur photographer
>not a lot of friends
>play games occasionally
Physically I don't care, as long as he isn't fat or an Auschwitz survivor. Ideally though if I had to choose I'd want either a tall qt bara or smooth twink bf. A nice round ass is a huge plus.
Personality-wise he must be introverted, calm, a bit nerdy, not depressed, have different interests than me, not act like a faggot, loves to learn new things, loves art and music and plays an instrument (so I can play piano along with him).
>smaller than me (which isn't hard)
>passionate about something
>likes to ramble about random topics
>somewhat feminine
>maybe crossdresses
>really interested in music
>doesn't mind weebshit and preferable likes moeshit
>introverted
>interest in fashion
>has something creative as hobby
>if he likes vidya, it shouldn't be typical stuff like AAA games, mobas etc.
>really emotional
>sexually submissive
>masochistic, but still has sadistic phases
>huge dick
>weird fetishs, but it doesn't really matter
>UK
>Likes touhou
>Friendsloversfor life
Cute / Girly, but not obnoxious about it
Nice skin / hygenic
Likes to cook with me, not for me
Likes to play vidyawhile sat on my lap
Has more than a superficial interest in more meaningful hobbies as well
Likes to wear cute clothes and lingerie
Very submissive
Likes being playfully teased, or at least doesn't resent it
Likesa 6'2 guy with a fairly large dick and a caring but dominant personality
Likes cuddles!
>>28260382
if you have to ask tbo
>>28260506
I pretty much fit in most of these except for the huge dick, having weird fetishes and crossdressing parts
>>28260523
>tfw 6' tall and know I could never be the bf this anon desires because I'm too big
Personality wise, I'd want someone who is particularly loving, not a normalfag, likes anime, has similar tastes in video games to myself, and isn't manipulative.
On a carnal level, I'd like him to be feminine and have really, really fucking raunchy fetishes.
>>28260506
LONDON
ORIGINAL
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ORIGINAL
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>>28260506
I was nearly the perfect boyslut, if only you didn't lust for big cocks
>>28260857
Post cock?
Dhdjfbkdbd
>>28260190
small dick, so he can fuck me in the ass and it won't hurt, and i can take it all in my mouth and lick his balls at the same time
he must shave down there too, i don't want hair
he has to not mind that I wear panties and want to be treated like a girl, that i'm not a manly man
>>28260507
Anon this is possibly the easiest thing to find what the fuck are you doing
>>28260891
Oh and he has to hate women, that's a big part of my personality. Has to realize that they're nothing but drama and bullshit so he's not tempted to have girls as friends
>European
>Taller than 5'9 or at least stronk. If he is chubby he would be open for getting fit so we can do cardio together
>Drives so we can go on picnics and hikes in the summer
>Likes touhou project, videogames, history and travel.
>Wants me to crossdress for him, lots of petplay like catboy type stuff etc
>Loyal and would never cheat
>lots of cuddles and intimate (but also introverted like me)
>Does not drink or do drugs, not depressed
>>28260997
>tfw fit everything besides not being depressed
>not fat, much older than me, or hairy
>feminine appearance
>around same height as me
>switch
>shares fetishes, and is willing to try new things
>acts girly but isnt an annoying faggot
>cute voice but not flamer voice
>has good fashion sense, go shopping together
>will help me learn makeup
>likes the same music as me and will get me into new music
>can talk autistically for hours about video games or philosophy
>moderate, anti-radical political views
>likes to party
>can get me drugs
this is just my ideal at this point, which is basically just a better version of myself
>>28260904
The UK is the hardest part.
>>28261122
>can get me drugs
Eww
What are your fetishes?
>>28260839
Not him but I am.
>>28261133
I'm UK, but not a touhou fan.
>>28261189
That's not my post!
>>28261182
I'm sorry I was just signalling that I was curious about their location using the "London" bit. I'm from New England.
it would be nice if you guys also posted from which country you are
>>28261147
at this point, normie bdsm shit, biting, marking, cutting, and blood
but what ive learned is that ill take on other peoples fetishes really easily
>>28261210
Oh no this confusion.
Is it possible to have a bf that I can both fuck and get fucked by?
>>28261189
What sort of things do you like?
>>28261133
But anon can't you see that I'm standing right here
>>28261422
You win. What is your ideal?
>>28261422
Sorry, but no fatties :/
>top
>not fat
>height and dick size doesn't really matter
>nice personality
>doesn't have a normie music taste
>similar vidya taste
>enjoys watching anime while cuddling
that's it really, I don't know what else I want
UK anon from yesterday didn't add me on steam despite us seeming like at least decent pals..
>>28261522
play counter strike with me
>>28261484
>uk
>likes videogames and touhou
>Friendsloversfor life
>>28261490
I'm 9stone 10 pounds friend
>>28261553
sorry mate I don't play CS
do you play any other games?
>>28260190
>what's your ideal bf like?
one that has boobs , vagina and a feminine face and figure
>>28261548
post steam-id friend
ideal? I couldn't find anyone who met lowest standards who was into me. No one who was less than what I wanted either.
guys are worse than girls. fuck them all.
>>28261579
>136 lbs
lol fattyyyyyyyyy
either you're tall or you're a pudgy little shit
>>28261579
You sound nice.
Email me [email protected]
>>28260190
11%
So much fucking content, fuck Randall Munroe
Height isn't a big deal but 5'7 to 6'0 would be great
Thin to fit (but not super muscular) - definitely no chub or fat
Has similar interests (computers, games, cooking, guns, nature)
Is romantic
Likes to wear cute clothes (I do too)
Penis size isn't a huge deal, but I'd prefer 6-7 inches and uncut
Lives outside of the US, and I move in with him; or we move out of the US together
Oh andis dominant most of the time
>>28261675
You never said where you livepls be London
i like guys with girly feet.
>>28261776
Email me a picture of your favourite touhou instead.
cute
likes me
can't really know what else I want since I don't know people at all
So... like, is this a gay thread?
>>28262092
no homo
not gay
>>28262092
>So... like, is this a gay thread?
Well you see
there are so many different types of ideal bfs, i can't just choose one
How the fuck is this allowed? Someone tell me how this is allowed? All this, ALL OF THIS belongs on >>>/lgbt/, okay? I'n fucking serious. I've had enough of these kind of threads popping up and get 100+ posts until fucking bump limit. This is becoming a problem, I was "whatever" with it in the beginning, but that was because we only had a few every week. But now we have 3-4 almost every day. FUCK OFF. God, you fags piss me off. You get your own places but you people still insist on spreading your faggotry. No boundaries. Faggotry must be everywhere. It's the fucking Gay Agenda that the Liberal-West claims doesn't exist. Faggots come in somewhere with the same perverted behavior like they never been dealt any form of discipline in their lives; which they probably haven't since they are pretty much a protected class in the West and shall not be criticized no matter how fucked up they act. I wasn't all that Homophobic in the beginning, but seeing you fucks just force yourselves in everything and deliberately destroy societies values just to do bedroom stuff really boils my piss. You faggots need to know your fucking place and stop being knuckleheads and cut it out. Enough.
>>28262305
fuck off, straightie, your threads are just as retarded
stop being a hypocrite and look at yourself
>>28262376
>fuck off, straightie, your threads are just as retarded
Oh, you mean regular threads? Okay, faggot.
>>28262145
Okay just making sure :)
>>28262165
Seriously, how did this meme come about? See it on /a/ all the time but never asked.
>it's time
>>28262449
>regular threads
kek, over half the people on r9k arent straight
RayRay-cloning facilities when?
>>28262449
All threads involving vidya should go in /v/
All threads involving fashion should go in /fa/
All threads involving meeting new people should go in /soc/
All threads about women should go in /s/
Right?
>>28262491
Than half of them should go to >>>/lgbt/. Oh, no wait. Ya'll should GO BACK to >>>/lgbt/. Fuck off. If I could round up everyone of you faggots, stuff you all in barrels, and roll you all out of here; I would in a heartbeat.
>>28262579
Technically yes. But most people here don't catch that memo because all of you have the brain of a Goldfish.
>>28262639
Then what, pray tell, can there be threads about?
>>28262653
This is a robot board. It should be about robot culture. And one thing a know is that you faggots are the absolute opposite of robot culture.
>>28262616
Just filter threads with "boypussy", "bp", and maybe "bf" in them. You don't have to see the threads.
Don't pretend this is any worse than half of the other stuff in the catalog, e.g., >>28260676, >>28261808, >>28261318, >>28262348, >>28261881, >>28257031 (haven't opened but is probably normalfag central)
>>28262707
Do you mean "robot culture" as in robotics? Because that would go in >>>/g/.
>>28262707
kek
how long have you even been posting here, I'm genuinely curious
>>28260190
My ideal bf is a 16 year old girl who has bought into the stupid tumblr gender shit and identifies as a gay male.
>>28262722
>Just filter threads with "boypussy", "bp", and maybe "bf" in them. You don't have to see the threads.
They are still there. Putting a blanket over dog vomit on the floor doesn't mean it's gone.
And all those normalfags threads talking about their gfs are cancer and should be purge. But you faggots are helping the state of this already fast declining board and should be trashed just like them. There is no "Well, they are just as bad-" because that's like saying having AIDS is better than having Cancer. You shouldn't want either.
>>28262751
Ha-Ha-HA!
>>28262770
Longer than you, I definitely know that.
>>28261422
Where did you go? Come back now!
>>28262839
No but seriously, there are boards for every individual interest. What would you have on /r9k/?
>>28262839
you don't want to say because you're a fucking newnormalfag redditer
i've been here since the board was added when i was twelve years old
this is myself
>>28260317
What about a white one?
>>28262879
>"Go away. Leave my new Fag haven alone!"
>Says every Faggot who decides to go where ever the hell they want to fag around.
>>28262886
I bet you were. I bet you were.
My ideal bf is taller than me (5'7)and is very strict and conservative, he has big hands. When he goes to work im his housemaid. He is very manipulative and likes to beat me up sometimes for his pleasure. He likes to make me cry alot. He makes fun of me for taking hormones and wanting to be cute while touching me. He likes to humilate me. He makes me cut all ties to the world except for him. He is into prepping and guns.
This board has become a bigger goddamn mess.
>>28262961
>evades the question
What threads are allowed to populate /r9k/?
>>28263001
Not these threads and not blatant normalfag threads. You faggots are like some sub-sect of normie, you all honestly need to fuck off.
>>28262995
well crafted memepost
its me again
i just want someone who cares
and to the person who was talking to me last night, i had to get off because i took a bunch of benadryl and couldnt type
>>28263037
you're so much more of a normalfag
/r9k/ literally raised me
you faggots groomed me into the faggot that I am today
I was born in this darkness, molded by it
you merely adopted the darkness
do we like legs
>>28262886
>when i was twelve years old
Fuck off kid.
>>28263176
yes, yes we do
>>28263208
it's been 8 years
>>28263146
>/r9k/ literally raised me
>To become a sub-sect of normie
Are you sure that was /r9k/? Don't you have a Gas Station restroom to suck some Trucker off at?
>I was born in this darkness, molded by it
>you merely adopted the darkness
Adopted? I AM the Darkness, faggot.
>>28263037
Did I ask what threads didn't belong? No. I asked what threads DID belong.
American education is really substandard, isn't it?
>isn't obese or skinny as a twig
>preferably feminine
>is very interested in anime and music
>is into weebshit
>introverted
>nice ass
>dont mind how much space they want, as long as they let me know somehow they care about me semi frequently (my highest standard)
>is honest and speaks their mind
>hygenic
>can go on for a long time about things theyre interested in
>American, because it would be hard maintaining a relationship outside of the country
>>28263256
If you have such higher education: Tell ME what belongs? Come on, I'm waiting, Lord BottomAIDS.
>>28260997
I have this nagging feeling that I might actually be happy with some cute trap bf but then I remember that I live in a 3d world and any relationship with 99.9% of traps would be full of emotional pitfalls and disgust. I think I'll just remain alone for the rest of my life and hope that my current mindset that I'm happy with it holds out.
>>28261133
I'm British and a touhou fan tbqh familia.
>>28263388
It's nice to see another one of the kind.
>>28263528
That it is my countryman.
>>28263087
I wish it was a meme
>>28263327
Now, because reading comprehension is not your strongest suit, I'll clarify myself.
You seem to have a rather fervent opinion on what doesn't belong. However, you have yet to state your opinion on what DOES belong.
>>28260190
Ok
>between 5'3'' and 5'7''
>sexually submissive 90% of the time
>likes to dance and drink
>would play games with me
>4~6 inches cock
>not black
>likes anime and manga
>hates socialism, not a leftist cuck
>loyal
>little to no body hair
>not a faggy type, could pass as "only a friend" of mine
>>28263614
Let's share a Costa.
>>28263698
What about a feminine boy?
>>28263706
Sounds like a plan m80.
>>28263804
If you fill ALL the other criteria, i would bf you.
>has to look identical to a girl
>but can't have a vagina
>and must, must have a penis
>>28263852
Thank you! So kind!
>>28263698
>some ugly fag is this picky
>>28264220
>ideal bf thread
>can't be picky
wat
this isn't a "what would you settle for" thread
A crossdressing Korean
Tilda swinton with a big uncut dick.
>>28264286
>tfw no a v e r a g e korean trap girlfriend
>>28264220
Unfortunately for you, i'm bi, so i have much more chances of getting a bf/gf.
Also, i understand my situation, i would never demand more than i deserve.
Btw do you really think what i said was picky? Because if you don't fit at least half of that criteria, you are literally shit.
>>28264405
Yes it's picky and it's more than you deserve :^)
You're probably some skinny fat faggot.
>>28264398
>horse face
dropped
I wish I was a qt Korean twink so I could get pounded by Korean Mr. Universe
>>28263858what is your email because :)
>>28260190
Either
>Skinny, affectionate dweeby manlet
Or
>Henry Cavill and those similar to him
>>28264436
Madderino. If there is one thing i'm not, is skinny fat.
I'm skeletal mode senpai
>>28264466I live in Brazil anon, sorry. I'm just in this thread to have fun and dream
>>28264560
>brazil skeleton
>thinks he deserves anything
>>28260190
>Malebots, what's your ideal bf like?
Envy
>>28264667
I deserve to be happy anon, just like every robot in this board.
>feminine
>small
>likes to crossdress
>likes animes
>likes tohold hands
>likes to cuddle
>shy
>>28264800
Where dost thou live?p
>>28264926
I live in the
USA
S
A
>>28264969
Yeah but what state?
>>28264969
God damn that is a cute pic, and I have no interest in cuddling with females.
>>28265024
Florida desu
My roommate has been choking me today and I LOVE IT uwahh~
>>28265300
North or south?a
>>28262995
That feeling when no one replies to you but a guy who thinks you are joking
>>28265407
South desu
>>28265438
I'll be your bf. I'm not super conservative but I'm paranoid and we could live in compound away from society.
>>28265546
Ok what is your email or skype??
Mfw im not gay but yesterday a boy sat right next to me in the bus and i got a boner just because he smelled so good.
>>28265993
How did he smell, anon? Was it like fruity shampoo or just natural scent?
>>28265993
Im a good smelling femboy anon ;) i have cherry shampoo and lime bodywash.
>>28266123
Like natural mint scent
>>28266187
be my bf now anon
noblox
Basics:
-Not morbidly obese
-Likes cuddling
-Speaks good English
-We can talk non-awkwardly about anything
-Genuine love and appreciation for each other.
Enhancers:
-Clean
-Non-smoker
-Not freakishly tall or short
-Skellingtonmode, ottermode, bearmode, or at least toned
-Likes martial arts and will spar with me
-Will cook with me or at least bother me lewdly while I'm trying to make him dinner
-Likes good vidya (not AAA normieshit like FIFA and CoD)
-Likes animu and non-normie movies.
-Switch, sometimes will take control and be the big spoon cuz it gets tiring to always be the one that makes thing happen
-Won't mind when I get insecure about being left or clinging too much or feeling uncared for, reassurant
-/pol/, /k/, /fa/, /d/
-Kinky. Likes trap clothes on me and/or himself, catplay, BDSM, bloodplay, etc. Maybe we can get each other into weird fetishes
-Street smart or knows cool places, willing to go innawoods or prepare for the happening
>>28266345
Where you at in this wonderful world?
>>28266327
you seem cool anon i wish i had such broad ideals for a bf
>I will NEVER have a cute boyfriend
They don't even exist in Canada.
>tfw you like taller guys even though you're tall yourself
>most guys my type just seem to want really cute girly boys
life is suffering
>>28266730
I'm in the same boat senpai. I've lost a lot of weight but there's nothing you can do about being 6'
>>28266803
i don't look girly though in the face at least
>>28266691
>doesn't exist in Canada
>most of the cute people I know are from Canada
?????????
>>28266844
Grow your hair out, use moisturizers, stay clean shaven.
Every little bit helps when it comes to being pretty :)
>>28266730
>tfw 6'6
>height doesn't matter to me
>just want a cute submissive bf
>>28266956
Tfw no amputee fetish bf
>>28266327
>tfw fit all the enhancers criteria except for the other boards
I like /v/, /vg/ and /a/ more
>>28266925
I want to believe you exist I really do.
>>28266894
i dont want to be girly anon please im just a boy who likes other boys
>>28266291
What are you like? 0ridgeanal comet
>>28266291
>>28266873
Send one mine way, although I still won't have a cute boyfriend because I'm not a sissy femboi.
>>28260190
anime sucks. it's synonymous with sexual failure. you're a fag
>>28267269
What do you look like anon comment
>>28266991
I do exist, but I'm in western europe. The only good thing about me is that I'm tall, but I try to change that.
>>28267330
Will you bully me mors?
>>28266990
Oh gosh.
I think you're pretty cool, anon.
Best of luck in life.
>okay with me being tall
>dominant, a bit of a bully
>passionate about something in his life
>will cook with me
>fit
>kinky
>not /pol/
>>28266327
wanna be my bf?
i fill your criteria :3
>>28264560
>brazil
e-email?
>>28267485
How tall?
Original question
>>28267638
Sadly tall. 6'2".
>>28265945
I sent you a message anon please reply
>feminine
>Longish hair
>Petite
>top
>Likes snuggling
>Loving
Unfortunately this person doesn't exist.
>>28267366
Supposedly I'm attractive.
Masculine (at least, to some degree)
6'2", blonde hair blue eyes with a beard.
A man, I guess.
>>28267580
MOOTXICO
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>Submissive
>Short
>Girlish/Crossdresser
>Slutty
>Does anything to please me
>>28267725
hello please respond i want a qt bf
>>28267711
I am a sissy femboi who is into people like you.
>>28267803
What is your kik or email?
>Taller than me, so over 5'11''
>Smart
>Good with words
>Sugar daddy
>Turns me into a gurl
>Humiliates me and treats me like a child
>>28267855
~6" and up. Not too picky about it as long as they're not close to my height (6"4)
>>28267904
[email protected]
>>28267805
steamcommunity.com/id/chowisnotasian/
I bet you kiss girls faggot
24 year old, 6'3", handsome guy with 8" dick looking for femboy fucktoy in London. Into both dom play and passionate sex w/kissing etc
>>28267659
I replied.s
>>28267807
But not Canadian, right?
>you have to be very girly
>you have to play violin
that is all
I'm a pianist and it's been my dream to have a qt duet with me. I've turned down so many girls because they're not what I want.
Life is suffering for us odd ones.
>>28268402
>thinking a guy who just wants a fucktoy would care about anything like that
>posting your age and probably getting banned
anon you dummy !!!!!!
>>28268402
kik me: mannextd00r
i don't give a shit about age
>>28268402
Post kik before ban
If you're a skut you'll show me that cock and cum for me
>>28268441
Do you give free shows?
Feel like nutting
>>28268474
I'm not fem, I'm >>28268053
>>28268487
>implying I'm not in it for the big cock
>>28268118
If you provide me with a house i will.
>>28268521
kik me then, why ask?
I just want to be loved and feel attention from a boy. I'm so desperate.
since i'm not qt i can't be picky but my ideal would be
>skinny or small build (bonus for skele)
>not much body hair
>cute laugh or accent
>likes to cuddle
>>28268270
>you'll never have a qt that encourages you to play an instrumentI've tried playing the guitar but I gave up since it was only for myself and I sucked at it.
Can an Asian manlet get some bp?
180 cm 80 kg 7 inches
>>28268543
I don't want to get that serious right off that bat.
Is it so much to want to actually talk to someone before you move them into your house?
Ideal would be the opposite as me:
>not sad
>has hobbies
>romantic
>won't leave me
>takes charge in situations
Basically if you're not a depressed, suicidal loser like me, I'd be happy.
>>28268798
but are you a qt trap??
>tfw I'm submissive
>look somewhat manly
>somewhat hairy
>borderline autistic
This sucks.
>tfw a trap on hormones
>tfw everyone thinks im a tranny and doesn't want me cause they give hrt a bad name even though i just wanted to be girly and im not crazy like they all are
>>28268916
You sound delusional.
blox
>>28268835
Not a trap because I'm not that committed, but I am a pretty shitty male.
>long hair
>skeley (120lbs)
>tall-ish
>zero muscle
>almost zero body hair
Puberty really never happened to me so I'm 19 with a tall version of a 13 year old body.
>>28268916
>>28268927
it's possible to like femininity without feeling like you're literally a brain placed in the wrong body.
i think he sounds qt
>>28268959
If you take pills to become girly you're just as fucked in the head.
>>28268862
Are you me?
I'm not really "manly" but don't look girly in the slightest either and might as well be an autist too with how I am with people, but yeah whatever.
I'm not good looking so I'm fucked in life anyways h-haha.
>>28269003
uhh no? i take protein supplements to help get stronger and manlier at the gym. i don't see it as any different from that.
>>28269034
I'm skinny and I'd look like any other twink if I shaved my body.
I've been called handsome and cute, but I'm a hkv at 21 and the only person who has shown any attraction to me is a furry neckbeard.
>I'd like him to be as short as me
>likes to spend time watching anime and playing vidya
>cuddling and other cute shit would be nice
>a bro
>tfw too afraid to come out as gay.
>>28269190
>short as me
How short?
>>28268955
Just my type. Want to hook up?
>androgynous face
>skinny fat
>hispanic
>drag queen/likes drag
>does not identify as a nerd
>loves theme parks
>5'7-5'9
>uncut cock
>versatile
>hates weed
So basically I just want a clone of myself
>>28269216
5'1, Dwarfs ahoy
>>28268955
>tfw we have the same skelly arms
>>28269255
>5'1"
w e w
sounds pretty qt
>>28269255
Wouldn't it be more fun to have someone bully you for being so short?
>>28269357
Would be nice if I weren't so hairy.
>>28269402
It's not like I get any opportunities to find out if I'm into that kind of thing. Is it really that nice?
>not bf, but master
>straight emo/scene guy
>give him money in exchange for letting me worship his feet and use my face as a floormat for his soles
>doesn't think it's gay because it is just feet to him and he is getting paid for it
>dominant
>no leg/facial hair
>long hair
>slender frame
>feminine yet big feet
I will never find this guy so why even live?
>>28269601
I'm not a emo/scene hippy fuck but I fit all the reqs but I'm 19 lmao
>>28269601
im not into guys and im all of this, where are you?
>>28269601
it took over 200 posts for one of you sissy sluts to make me laugh. it's usually much less
>>28262558
Not soon enough ;_;
He's the first guy that made me want a bf
>>28260190
shorter then me and likes vidja mostly dota
no facial hair and not fat
Daily reminder that femboys and transcum age worse than women.
Women may be gross after fifty, but a boy stops being cute before he's even 25.
>>28269743
>>28269402
>>28269688
i posted 2 disproving this within like 5 posts of you retard
>>28261122
>likes to party
>r9k
dewd
>>28261522
give me ur steam anon
>>28269815
i have no idea why but this picture made me burst out laughing
>>28260190
>>28260481
>>28260506
>>28262558
>>28263858
>>28266327
>>28266990
>>28267467
>>28268959
>>28269063
>>28269688
>>28269815
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods
>>28269255
>tfw 5'4"
W-we could be short together
>>28266327
you sound okay....
>>28263384
Not all traps act like stacy's, fyi. I just like being a submissive gayboy.
>>28268557
do you have steam or kik ?
Ideals: cute face, doesn't mean perfect or 10/10 just pleasant
Doesn't mind short boys (5'7")
Likes some anime but preferably not newer stuff
Likes video games
Likes interesting music but can also appreciate catchy tunes
Doesn't take jokes seriously, can tease back
Skinny or chubby but not underweight or obese
Likes sex and silly things like roleplay and dress up
I don't care about sexual partners but you can't have cheated on or with someone EVER
Me:
Short
Pretty average build, broad shoulders and a cute butt
Good face
Laid back
Wants to travel
Doesn't really want kids
Loves books
>nice and caring
>doesn't mind an average height dom
>not a normie
>likes video games and anime and has similar tastes
>not overweight
>not hairy, some is fine
tfw everyone in this thread wants you to like anime, and you just don't care about it
>>28270484
where are you at? i meet all those
>>28270577
canadaz
>>28260285
I prefer small dominant. But I'm a big guy (for you, 6'3, 215lb, into oly lifting) submissive. Just want a short bf I can blow :(
>>28269640
>>28269679
post feet
uyiuiujhhj
>>28270270
i have steam. where are you from, anon?
>>28271230
i'm a 5'6 dom. where do you live?
>>28270843
Where in Canada? BC master race here.
>>28271260
Scandinavia...we could still like talk and stuff
>>28262449
>regular threads
>tfw no gf
>ready for work wagecucks?
>I'm going to kill myself
>claim your waifu
>poo poo pee pee
Oh yeah the regular threads on r9k are the very height of normalcy. Nothing depraved or perverted about this board apart from the fags.
>>28263388
if you're fem/smooth and can accept suika as best 2hu then I'd like to talk with you
>>28271330
i like talking..
post email or steam pls
>>28271495
okay dewdhttp://steamcommunity.com/id/sotmjolk/
>>28262896
hey, das pretty cute, no homo of course ;^)
>>28269515
If it bothers you, you could shave, or utilise some other means of hair removal.
>>28271287
LONDON
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>>28271295
i'm ontario
>>28260190
What's the sauce on this? I need it for research and I can't speak Ching Chong writing
>>28271718
>every time someone replys to my post they're far as fuck from me
It's cool, it's not like I want to get to know someone new, get intimate, maybe fug.
>>28260190
Like your pic, a little feminine slut with a thick assthat can get pregnant
>>28271779
Well, I spend half my time in upstate New York for grad school to be honest.
>>28271736
Mate im ontario. Hamilton area.
>>28271295
fellow bc bro noice
hope your not from hongcouver
