Roommate just died in our room, I feel no feels. Police have come and gone.
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I heard you get a free A in all of your classes if your roommate dies. Is it true?
>>28259993
Details. Now.
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>>28259993
I mean are you going to tell us the story or what?
>>28259993
it is just like that movie with Tom Hanks
>>28260087
Sleepless in Seattle or she's got mail?
>>28260039
>>28260040
>So this kid is pretty fucked up
>Looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome
>mother died when he was young
>lives a normie/Chad life
>abuses drugs, does stuff like coke and Xanax
>the other day he came back to the room
>tells me he is high as fuck, he's on Xanax and has had alcohol
>I think, fuck this I'm out
>leave
>call from police asking me when I last saw him
>idk bro
>tell me he is dead
>he paid the consequences, reeee
I really hope they give me As, I need that man
>>28260014
I really hope so
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