Hey anon, let's swim bro, take off your shirt
>>28259704
Not falling for that one
You're just gonna tickle me and suck my weenie like last time
NO MEANS NO CHAD
>>28259704
*Unzips dick*
I eat oregano
>>28259704
are they natty or not? I cant even tell anymore.
>>28259751
Definitely natty. They just have roid-levels of testosterone from having immaculate genes.
I have a thin,soft chest like those of a teenager girl,but without the tits.
Oh well at least Im not fat.
>>28259704
I will drown, I dont know how to swim. Thanks for the offer though. I have to go, talk to you later. (leaves awkardly)
>>28259751
yeah these guys are actually the real deal, thats how someone who lifts but is natural ends up looking. The guy with short hair has his abs airbrushed on though.
I cant get mad at these chads because they actually put in the work, and they seem like they'd help me out rather than bully me. Usually its the fat guys with natural big muscles that they were just born with that end up being bullies.
hey bros, could ya move it a bit? yer blocking the view.
>>28259802
>>28259768
dunno something feels off, pic could be shooped but i wouldn't be suprised to see winstrol or something else to keep the bf that low.
>Hey Anon, let me introduce you to my sister. You guys have the same interest, I'm sure you would get along. You're such a great guy Anon, I don't know why you're single. I would date you, no homo, haha.
one of my nipples is like split in two and it makes me really self conscious
no pics
>2016
>not having enough self confidence to take off your shirt even though your body is shit
*pulls off shirt*
>>28259971
This.
>*jumps on gf and rides into the sunset*
>>28259876
Chads can be bro tier man.
>>28259876
>implying a chad would ever say this
>implying a chad's sister wouldn't pity date you
stop
>>28259876
I want to cuddle up on his belly
>>28259996
Was this guy fingering the pigs butthole?
>>28259876
>tfw only person I sometimes talk and meet up with is a chad
>he actually said that he would date me "no homo"
Weird feeling
>>28259876
>tfw this actually happened to me
he always found an excuse to tag on for our dates, like the time he just happened to eat at the restaurant where we wenttfw in the end she dropped me because i wasnt masculine enough for her
>>28260054
Chad can speak his mind and be kind without being seen as beta or weak. He's appreciated for being himself and lives a healthy lifestyle, so he's emotionally and mentally stable. He isn't insecure and generally a pretty decent person.
>>28259704
How much do they weigh?
>>28260147
>>28259876
That kind of underwear with the brand names with big letters are always triggering me.
>>28260148
170-180 lbs
>thanks, but I'll just stay home and chill, brehs
>>28259704
*unzips panties*
Well, looks like this ones on the house ;)
>>28259751
They definitely don't have the telltale signs like roidgut and veins exploding out of their body everywhere.
>>28260147
Are you fucking kidding. Fuck life, imagine looking like that. Why the fuck did I have to be born with my mom's thin ass genes and my dad's ugly mug
>>28260261
>not wearing Tommy Wiseau underwear
Nothing's better for fighting with your future wife, tossing the pigskin in an alley or calling your best friend a chickenI really own a pair, they came with a script for "the Room" that I ordered from his website
>>28260384
>those tattoos
Hope he saved the receipt :/
>>28259704
but chad might make fun of how girly I am.
>>28260136
>tfw in the end she dropped me because i wasnt masculine enough for her
I bet that happened after she saw the Chad who tagged along. This is why I don't even bother trying with women because I'm such a timid limp dick pussy.
>>28260412
He's trying to be deep with sacred geometry and all that
>>28260412
>Hope he saved the receipt :/
fucking lel
>>28260279
>Chad with glasses
every damn time
>12% Samoan.
>just 12 fucking percent
>that means 88% of me is white
>still have gyno problems like many Samoan.
nawh bro I'll keep my shirt on.
>>28259704
>my reeee when this actually happens
>come on bro let's go to the beach this summer and hit on chicks
he fucking knows that I look like a freak, it's just insensitive at this point
>>28261243
got dat dere sunken chest as well, also weird skin condition right in the center of the dent that the dermatologist said would come straight back if they removed it because of my genes
>>28261293
my skin is all sorts of fucked up too
I used to get some sort of discoloration infection (it's gone for now I rubbed a lot of cream on it), I have some weird marks on my ass and whenever I try dealing with my excessive body hair like on my tummy I get 200 red pimples that never go away
just end me
sorry, i dont want to ruin my sacred fair skin.
you go ahead and play in the water, while i study hebrew and solomons magick.
I told you I can't swim Chad! It's like you never listen when we talk. I don't even know why we're friends anymore.
>>28259876
Wow, this actually happened to me. I fucked his sister, but I felt bad afterwards so I let him fuck my gf.
>>28261243
If it makes you feel better my friend and his brothers have this and no one ever made fun of them at the beach
But then again I live on an island where small deformities are not too uncommon
>>28261650
don't know why I should feel better that people don't openly mock me for how I was born
I'll never look like a greek god
>>28259996
hahaha funny pig
>>28261577
Your gf which was his sister??????
>>28259704
>tfw sitting in class and a cute girl tells me to take off my condom
Hey /r9k/, has a woman ever asked you to take off your condom in the middle of class?
>>28259704
>dat short-haired qt
I'm in love
>tfw these guys are probably my age
>it would literally take me a decade to reach that physique
>>28263747
no it wouldn't,
being tall aside, the guy on the right has glorious broad shoulder and small waist.
most likely you could never look as good as pic related, no even in principle
>>28263831
I'm proud I didn't even use the term "genetically superior"
chard
>>28263857
I love how people still post this chart, despite the fact that the dude with the tattoo actually does have an attractive girlfriend. It pretty much BTFOs the entire message of the chart. Pic related.
>>28263977
That's probably the only girl that guy has ever had.
And she's probably banged like 10 guys at least.
>>28263977
He needs a new hairstyle though
>>28263831
Thats the thing too, no amount of exercise is going to fix my birthing hips and weak chin. I'd like to get fit just so that I dont feel like shit all the time but even then it probably wont help.
>>28259928
i thought i was the only one
t. original
>>28263977
one pic hugging=dating
>>28259704
N-no I have acne on my back and
