Tinder woes
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I am socially inept, pls help, pic related
>>28258807
i am also socially inept and can't help
>>28258846
If we work together surely as a unit we can overcome these hurdles
Just read the archived vagabond threads and you will know the reason of the problem.
My man you already fucked up. Never send a string of messages dingus
90% of the women on tinder are fucking boring anyway, even when you're Chad they barley hold a conversation
'Haha really?'
'Why's that?'
'Oh cool haha'
Even if you come up with the best thing to say these will be the only replies you'll get. Just read a book or play a video game, talking to random women is a waste of time.
This should solve all your problems
If you match its because she is at least a bit interested in you. Go to the point."Hey I like your eyes (or whatever). Wanna meet up?"
>>28259625
This. Thanks for mentioning this amigo. What a lot of guys get wrong is not leading. Women are always indecisive. Don't rely on the woman to set the pace and don't play into all the games.
>>28259265
Hey Kinsey, wanna fuck?
>>28258807
Are you a troll, anon, or just that inept?
>>28259094
You're not asking the right questions, anon. If you're talking about yourself and not trying to get them to talk about themselves, you've fucked up.
>>28259625
I've tried that before, they've all literally said "accidentally swiped right lol" then unmatched
I've had girls I've matched with immediately unmatch
>>28260428
They don't respond to that either, the only substantial conversation I've got from tinder was with an agender butch lesbian who was looking for a man to sissify
>>28259265
KILL ME N O W PLEASE
ORIGINAL KEKMENT
>>28259625
some girls go on there just because they're bored or need an ego boost from an orbiter. doesn't mean they like anything about him.
>>28260428
>You're not asking the right questions, anon. If you're talking about yourself and not trying to get them to talk about themselves, you've fucked up.
Yeah and then you're stuck playing 20 Questions because they refuse to ask you any questions about yourself so you always have to chime in with a related story about yourself only to be met with "Oh cool haha".
They're simply never invested in the conversation and when you try to meet they're always "busy" or "they don't know anything about you yet".
>>28261912
Then you're not very good at talking on Tinder, I'm afraid. My conversations go fine on it.
>>28263202
That sounds a bit like you're projecting, because practically every girl I ask out for drinks on Tinder says yes, agrees to a set date and then comes to the date. Honestly, can you post a screenshot of your conversation or something so I can see where you're going?
>>28263187
Then they never wanted anything from him and there's no point in continuing the conversation - might as well get it over with while it's in its prime.
>>28263291
>Chad doesnt understand life of a robot
what a suprise
>>28263291
I've deleted Tinder a long time ago. It's just like I described though.
>I ask them something about themselves
>they answer
>they don't ask me anything
>I say something about myself related to the question I gave them
>"Oh cool haha"
>eventually try to meet
>"Sorry I'm busy then"
>"We hardly know each other. I don't like meeting strangers online."
>stop talking to them and wait 3 days for a non bot to match me so I can do the same thing again
>>28258807
She's ugly, match with someone else then come back here for advice
>>28259048
This anon is correct as well
>>28261883
I had a girl match with me, make a joke about how I looked like Jesus and then immediately unmatched me. Girls are pretty cruel
>>28263402
>implying
Literally fucked a girl from tinder this morning.
Just be interesting, and come off as a dude they'd wanna hang out with.
>>28263505
>Just be interesting, and come off as a dude they'd wanna hang out with.
>Just be Chad
Gotcha
>>28263521
I started by talking to this girl about what the definition of religion was, and whether or not the church of the flying spaghetti monster constituted an actual religion.
>muh chads
>>28263567
Chad can talk about literally anything and still have women interested in him. Have you not seen anybody posting screenshots from their fake Chad profiles?
>>28263642
You ever think maybe this is why girls off Tinder aren't lining up to fuck you?
I'm gonna fucking try just sending them this emoji.
>>28263703
Bitches love corn. Always post the corn.
>>28263505
literally impossible to do through tinder if you aren't chad
>>28263681
I think the reason girls on Tinder aren't lining up to fuck me is because I'm unattractive. You are literally posting like a fucking meme. What's next? "Just be yourself"? Fuck off.
>>28259048
This is the kind of shit I despise. Listen, if the woman you're going after is the type of woman to actually care about things like this, to actually go "Wow what a loser look at all the messages he sent in a row lol" instead of "Hey, he's sending a lot of messages! He must like me. I'll send a few back, too," then she's not worth wasting your time on.
Unless you're just trying to get your dick wet in which case you're 1) a degenerate, and 2) going to have to subscribe to the bullshit mind games and dishonesty.
>>28263719
>>28263750
Dude, I mean literally, just be interesting and funny.
And look like you shower.
Its 90% personality, 10% looks.
I'm not saying just b urself :^)
But god damn, you have to at least try.
>tfw everyone person that has responded to me on tinder is a catfishes
i cant into tinder cos i dont have facebook
>>28263957
You're either a Chad normie, or uve never used tinder. These things you are saying are true. BUT only in person. On tinder. If you aren't a turbo chad. You wont get the chance to even talk to women. They either don't swipe right, or even if you happen to match with a girl you find attractive, she will most likely flat out ignore you.
Everything I've said is fact. Of course having a personality is important. Of course having a personality and being yourself is important but ON TINDER SPECIFICALLY, these things are absolutely irrelevant.
>>28264116
Make an account, it's not hard. Upload a few pictures and you're good to go. And you can make your account private if you're worried about people looking it up.
>>28259265
This just shows how society is going down the tubes. Especially the last part there the author says
>more and more women admit to enjoying casual sex, and seek out partners for it
And the author says this is definitey a good thing, but then says
>But a larger number are cheating now wtf??
This just means that women are becoming more slutty. People dont realize that increasing casual sex with partbers specifically for that purpose, and high levels of cheating both spawn from the fact that women are becomming more slutty.
>>28264225
I hit them with a dumb pickup line and it works literally 50% of the time. After that I use sarcasm and humor to get their number.
Its fucking easy dude.
>>28264312
>Its fucking easy dude.
BECAUSE YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE
God damn what is with you faggots and thinking that your success is applicable to everyone else?
>>28264350
I'm like a 7. I can dress myself, and brush my hair.
God damn.
>>28264386
7 is actually a high score on this board in comparison with everybody else
>>28264312
you don't get it. and that's fine.
>>28264386
Did 7 suddenly stop being attractive? Are we giving ourselves IGN ratings where 7 is garbage now?
>>28264421
>>28264603
>>28264632
Alright damn, shit, I'll go back to /lit/.
>>28258807
Get better photos of yourself, 95% of tinder is pictures.
Don't talk for too long, suggest meeting at the earliest possible opportunity, e.g. generally the first thing you say should be "do you want to get some coffee?" (you don't have to get coffee this is arbitrary).Accept that people are for the most part shit and this isn't going to change on tinder[/spoilers]
>>28264683
Good. Leave.So you really were a chad.
Fuck off chad.
>>28264262
The problem on both sides are the presumption that there is sexual morality.
Between consenting adults do whatever you want, nothing matters, just don't be surprised when you die miserable and alonewhich is what's going to happen anyways[/spoilers].
>>28264386
Nigga do you even statistics?or are you just using the IGN rating system?[/spoilers]
>>28258114 here
She asked me out.
WTH should I do now?
>>28265114
Help needed.
I thought r9k had some normies to help.
OK cupid log. just beee yourself
>>28265114
>>28265271
send her a bucket of flowers
>>28265114
That's suspicious. I bet there's something fishy going on. I wouldn't met her.
