I'll start
>Their love of animals
>Their love of children
>The way their hair smells
>The mock temper tantrums they throw
>The way they pout
>Their love of silly romantic gestures
does JLH still post here?
we need a new pic of her 70s bush
Some of them have nice butts
>>28257389
>>The way their hair smells
I told my friend once that when I hug or get really close to them I can smell their hair and all he says "HURR THAT'S KINDA CREEPY". That really pissed me off.
women laughing can either be the best sound in the world, or the worst
making girls laugh is like 10/10 life experience
>>28257389
>>28257398
>>28257406
>>28257417
>>28257426
If you have to describe and list the things you love about women something is wrong with you very very wrong.
>>28257426
I don't have a delicate and feminine laugh, I make this noise like i am panting when I laugh.
>>28257389
She's so beautiful. She looks like someone you'd find on Spahn Ranch.
>>28257488
Shove a hamburger in your diabetes ridden mouth, fat nigger.
>>28257525
doofy sounding girl laughs are still 8/10
>>28257525
Implying you're a fucking women
>>28257561
No one gives a fuck
>>28257588
Once you shove a vagina into your dick then we can talk betafag
>>28257609
Orbiting this hard I think this motherfucker crashed into Mars or some shit
>>28257389
bruh, i hate animals and i've been on birth control since i was 13 just so i won't end up with a puking, shitting little snot of a baby.
fuck off with your creepy anime-like misconception of women. we aren't one huge monolithic entity with the exact same personality.
>>28257644
Nobody wants you here you ugly cunt, fuck off
>>28257644
>Having sex from 13 onwards
Whore detected.
>>28257644
Have you had many successful relationships?
If not, it may be the birth control interfering with your natural ability to "smell" compatibility with a man. Google it.
>>28257644
>i've been on birth control since i was 13
Another thing I like about women is their superhuman ability to write and post a coherent sequence of sentences on /r9k/ while sucking chad's dick under the desk.
>>28257714
oh please, i could go fuck hundreds of men and you'd still go on all fours for me if i pretended to like you, you whiny neckbearded welfare leech.
>>28257834
>>28257644
lmao you cheered me up
robots btfo
>>28257834
please be mean to me
this is giving me a boner
>>28257834
Bitch this isn't even a robot meme, "roastie" stuff aside even other women would think you're a giant whore for starting to have sex and go on the pill at 13.
>>28257834
ROBOTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT WITH LASERLIKE PRECISION!
>>28257834
the guy you end up settling for will be one lucky sob
>>28257834
>you whiny neckbearded welfare leech.
Welfare wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for women you cunthag.
>>28257924
oh ho, anon, i can do whatever i want with my body and no one would give a shit. you faggots are so desperate for pussy, you'd settle for a whore's any day of the week if it meant you could score for once.
i'm living my life the way i want it to while you sit here and fap to porn by yourself. i win.
>When laying next to a women and she puts her leg over your hip...
>When they giggle.
>When they nuzzle you like a cat nuzzles a kitten.
>When they curl up to you.
>When they ask you to hug them tightly.
>Their cute sighs...
Oh gawd muh heart.
>>28258009
>no one would give a shit
Yeah, you tell your future husband you started fucking random guys at 13. I'm sure he won't give a shit lol.
>you'd settle for a whore's any day of the week if it meant you could score for once.
You have no idea how easy your fellow femanons are, do you? Provided you:
>Have a half-decent job
>Aren't a fat slob
Getting girls off of 4chan is like shooting fish in a barrel.
God bless low female self-esteem.
>>28257488
i kno rite,
we should b postin things we like bout' boi pussy and bbc,get the fuck out of here and kill yourself in a grotesque manner
>>28258044
>falling for the b8
newfriend pls
>>28258044
>i could pick up women any time on 4chan!
>i just won't
male fragility is real.
>>28257389
Things you love about men
I'll start, unironically
>When they are pure and have very few sex partners but not because they're ugly and spergy but because they're shy and value sex more than just casual sex
Literally 0.1% men
>When they don't cheat on their gfs
Literally 0.01% of men
>When they're not abusive
Literally maybe half a dozen men
>>28258084
We shouldn't be talking about gay shit either you shouldn't have to describe things you love about women that's beta shit. : ^ )
>>28258213
>I just won't
I don't remember saying that.
I have both dated and hooked up with girls on 4chan before. I'm not even being bombastic or narcissistic because I know I'd never have the success rate I've had here in real life.
Femanons are here to provide us with pussy.
>>28258218
Sounds familiar, are you saying I'm "special"
>>28258257
>i- i have totaly had sex you guys!
>her tits were like b-bags of rice!
>>28258301
>she actually thinks it's hard to get sex from girls with low self-esteem
lol, you are clueless.
>>28258218
What do you consider "cheating"?
Is sexting cheating?
And 99% of men beat their girlfriends/wives?
Bullshit.
>>28258301
You have swallowed a man's cum before. You have put the organ he uses to piss from in your mouth and swallowed the salty jizz that came out with a smile on your face.
You dare to talk down to a man?
>>28258423
>>28258301
Fuck off, neither of you know each other
>>28258333
It's hard if you're beta because I've seen literal landwhales and females with down syndrome who get decent looking guys.
>>28258423
>being this beta it hurts
>>28258301
>roleplaying as a femanon it hurts more
>>28258281
What? No. The OP of this thread definitely does not fit the criteria, nor do more robots probably as they're never loyal and always cheat.
More things though, that none of you will probably fit
>the way his hair smells when it falls in your face
>how calming his voice is
>how he sometimes tears up when you're crying
>when they don't want to have casual sex with sluts (literally very few men)
>>28258355
>What do you consider "cheating"?
Any sexual contact with parties outside of the relationship, including:
>ERP
>sexting
>camming
>prostitutes
>etc etc etc
So yeah, you're probably a cheater. If you've cheated on a girl in the past (which you have) you should be barred from ruining any future girl's lives.
>>28257389
I love it when they pump out kids that are half-me
>>28258508
Sexting and nudes are the only two things I've done. I have kept girls I know around, on contact lists, for the off-chance that when a relationship ends I'll use them as a rebound. But that's not cheating.
>>28258423
>You dare to talk down to a man?
breh, you don't even dare to talk to women. turn off the computer and go get laid. oh wait, you can't - you're too autistic to get dat p00sy.
>>28258663
>implying you're a fucking women man
just stop idiot
>>28258643
Good job on cheating next time go the full mile though idiot
>>28257398
That was never her
http://baretobush.tumblr.com/tagged/self-portraitnicechoiceinjlhpic
>>28258643
It's still cheating. (sexting and nudes)
Ideally a man should have respect for a woman if he expects her to have respect for him. Keeping around girls when you're in a relationship is not respect. I felt so good about myself when my bf told me "jeez, I don't even know any girls other than you" - that's the kind of man that deserves to have children with me, not some sleazy 4chan douchebag who is addicted to getting slutty nudes off of femanons.
If I found out he was keeping girls around "in case we broke up" I would probably dump him right away.
>>28258663
>turn off the computer and go get laid.
I have done this and it wasn't worth it.
And I guarantee you the girl I found was 10 times superior to you.
What makes you think you're worth it?
Oh wait, you don't care because you have thousands of betas crawling at your feet whom you despise.
Those are the guys that turn off their computers and go get laid and I don't want to be among them.
You can't possibly give me anything I would want, except your used up pussy and disgusting personality.
>>28258508
I'm not OP, and I basically fill out you "criteria"
>even with opportunities, never had casual sex
>never cheated by any stretch of the imagination
>semi-normie with real friends
>never raised a hand to anyone who did not obviously deserve it (certainly not a partner)
>been told my voice is deep and calming by several people
>though I feel slight shame for this I do tear up from time to time when it comes to things I might not expect to tear up from
Honestly the only thing I don't have anymore is long hair
>>28258663
>trolls trolling trolls
You're all bad people and you should feel bad.
Hell, I'm a worse person just for having read this garbage. Thanks.
>>28258643
Also rebound sex is disgusting. I would never be serious with a man who has such intentions with women.
>>28258740
At least he cheated instead of being a beta bitch like you l0l
>>28258741
Arguing like a betabitch lmao
>>28258745
>>28258754
>>28258726
no one gives a fuck
>>28258740
I had a problem with the sexting and nudes as the thrill of having other women want my d basically became an addiction, it is one I have stopped indulging though.
I love women though. I don't hate them like most of /r9k/ does.
>>28257389
>how beautiful they can look
>soft body
>smell good
>how they can break me down and treat me like shit until I feel like killing myself
>>28257389
>ass
>tits
>vagina
>moaning sounds
>>28258768
If you have a girlfriend or a wife you shouldn't be pursuing other women at all, on the internet or anywhere. Honestly one of the biggest redflags a guy can have is that he has lots of female friends.
>>28258765
As if anyone even considers your input, nice b8 tho friendo :)
>>28258765
Fuck off and go whine some more on omegle about being banned from whatever it was that had you so upset.
RIDF pls go
>>28258821
Dude is literally being systematically ignored. Just some rambling nigger lmao.
>>28257389
>the mock temper tantrums
>mock
Yeah, no.
>>28258840
I do wonder sometimes if they feel a sort of dialogue from their "interactions"
>>28258765
Just remember that nobody likes you, only your pussy :)
>>28258808
>being desired by other women
>a red flag
I needed that laugh, thanks m8.
>>28258768
>I love women though
no females on here give a fuck stop seeking for them
>>28258821
>>28258840
If people didn't care about my input or if I was ignored why is it whenever I make a thread I get over 100+ posts? Also if your ignoring me why reference me? LMAO
>>28258823
>implying I ever got upset on here
>>28258883
>sort of dialogue
>autist is literally answering my bait right now as we speak though
The fuck? LMAO
>>28258888
that made no sense
>>28258893
>>28258915
i think you took too much ritalin today
>>28258808
What about having a lot of femanon contacts?
>>28258891
If you are actually physically attractive with a good personality you don't need a harem to be seen attractive towards women.
It's only ugly, slimey betas that need harems in order to boost their SMV. It's the biggest redflag. Men with harems are NOT husband material.
>>28258933
>took too much ritalin
>is literally a beta tho
Stop projecting retard. :(
>>28258947
Your face just has to be attractive women see face first and if you have a shitty body you better got a big dick man otherwise your fucked lmao
>>28258947
>muh just world fallacy
Very cute.
>>28258947
Reminder that most men just want a decent wife to love and take care of, and that they will stay loyal to her forever if she's a good woman to them.
>>28258840
And here >>28258893
we can see the specimen trying to represent some value in the hate it gathers from unsuspecting people who unfortunately fall for the b8 completely.
Here >>28258915 the confused specimen mistakes someone talking about it for someone talking to it, a tragic but unsurprising event considering the specimen looks for acknowledgement anywhere it can
>>28258934
Are you guys braindead or just trying to rationalize keeping around a harem because you're so insecure and devoid of personality that you just need to keep around dozens of femanons as "backups"?
It's disgusting. It shows that
>you're insecure - you need to keep around a lot of women to boost your self esteem and feel desired, huge redflag because it means you're far more likely to cheat
>you don't have much of a personality, struggle to keep friendships and relationships with other males because your interests are dry and revolve around attention whoring with the opposite sex, means you're probably boring and the only thing you have going for you is being able to flirt
>you're disrespectful to your current partner because you're willing to keep around a harem of backups/think about other women
Husband-tier men have many male friends, and nearly no female "friends" (sluts they'll sleep with behind your back)
>>28259014
>she's a good woman to them.
They won't, like you've demonstrated. Don't blame this on women, plenty of "good" women get cheated on and their lives torn apart because of male hypergamy.
>>28259014
that is just NOT true and you know it
>>28259055
>not confused at all
If you're talking about me you're falling for the bait indirectly or not idiot. Get some brain cells :(
>>28259090
>>28259103
no one gives a fuck idiot
>>28258947
the hell is wrong with that picture? its like someone took a screenshot of streaming. Saved it to their harddrive then took another screenshot and saved that one as their final.
>>28259103
Why do you say that?
>>28259090
I still think most men just want one good woman.
Women need to be more forgiving though. Just because he fucks up once doesn't mean he doesn't love you.
>>28259122
>I'm not confused at all guys, really
>Oh no, he saw the b8, but he acknowledged that there was b8, so that's totally a successful b8
> :)))))
>>28259194
The fact that you're responding directly or indirectly is a successful bait lmao. Makes me more popular either way. : ^ )
>>28259090
Don't blame me. I was ruined by porn anon. I've never actually cheated but I think about it constantly and chat to femanons because it's like... It's hard to date normal women. Porn and femanons ruined me, I got used to disgusting, messed up sex and that has basically become my benchmark for what is sexually satisfying and normal, and actual vanilla girls (and there are still a lot, bless them) are hard to get sexual satisfaction from.
I want to emphasize I've never actually cheated though.
>>28259230
>baited baited baited!
>dislike = popularity
Autism much?
>>28259290
>dislike = popularity
90% of my skype accounts friends list is r9kers tho so what are you saying? LMAO
>>28259333
Listen dude, if you have one friend on Skype you managed to get that wasn't from r9k that's real neat. But if 90% are from here that's not really a good thing. And "dislike = popularity" referenced you saying you got more popular by having me dislike you. Honestly it seems you can't even understand how a basic conversation works
>>28259129
Perhaps this one would suit your fancy?
>>28259187
If you want one good woman why do you keep around harems then?
And no, women should kick cheating abusive assholes first shot. Find a guy who actually loves them. It's like night and day, the difference between a guy who will always lust after other women and a guy that respects you enough never to cheat. There is no "fucking up" - it's really easy to just not cheat if you're a loyal, good person.
>>28259236
This is why women shouldn't date or attempt to rehabilitate porn addicts. Really, you've broken yourself so you should be cast aside to the wind.
>>28259435
>This is why women shouldn't date or attempt to rehabilitate porn addicts. Really, you've broken yourself so you should be cast aside to the wind.
You're unkind.
I'm not an addict.
>>28259432
>implying I talk to my friends on fucking skype
wew lad it's this thing called kik and a phone number lmao
>>28259435
>>28259462
no one gives a shit tl;dr
>>28259462
I'm not unkind, I'm looking out for innocent women who have done nothing wrong and don't deserve the emotional trauma that goes along with dating a man ruined by porn.
Even the most fucked up women shouldn't date someone like you, because I wouldn't want to see them hurt.
I used to believe that all men were like you, but finding a man who is uninterested in cheating and uninterested in collecting a harem is such a relief. They really are empathetic, kind, beautiful souls who would make great dads. I wonder how many of them are out there.
Also the reason why you don't date vanilla girls OR femanons is because you'll end up e-cheating on them with femanons, so why bother, right?
ITT your favorite Films and why you hate women.
My favorite film is Taxi Driver and I hate women because of their shameless exploitation of the sexual revolution, which they blew out of proportion thanks to their many beta providers and inherently degenerate nature. It has been over 50 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to be controlling whores ALL THE TIME: the insane manipulation of media, the casual sex, the atrocities you're committing against mankind with the rights men GAVE you thanks to your beta "friends" in the Western world.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a sexist, a virgin, you'd be be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a male whore being excused because 90 years ago a woman attempted to hurt his whore feelings after making a poor decision? It would be inexcusable, but then again sluts have their friends in the West who love to increase their infinitesimally tiny chances at having sex by tugging at whore's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, sluts?
Also sage
>all this b8
How is this thread even still up
You should all consider suicide ASAP
>>28259527
Nah. I don't cheat.
But it's difficult being with a girl who won't let me choke her and beat her and stuff.
>>28259568
>Nah. I don't cheat.
We've already established that you sext and exchange nudes. Yawn.
Another thing I'd advise women against is dating men who like to choke them and beat them exclusively in bed. That kind of rage and anger isn't normal.
I say exclusively because sometimes it's fun to have sex like that, for either party. But someone who is exclusively interested in beating women and gets off to that... sick person.
>>28259527
>>28259537
>>28259554
>>28259568
>>28259568
still no one gives a flying fuck it's all tl;dr who invests paragraphs into this website
>>28259647
That wasn't me. You've been replying to a few different people I think.
Can we take the thread back to the original topic maybe?
>the way they gently touch your skin, hands and hair
>when they kiss you all over your face rapidly
>when she gives you rare and specific compliments
>when she hugs you at night in bed
>when she's sleeping, unconsciously putting her hands on you
>when she smiles
>when she laughs
>her skin after shower
>how her kiss tastes after eating fruit
I love women so goddamn much, I don't want to be a robot.
>>28258009
>i can do whatever i want with my body and no one would give a shit
>i'm living my life the way i want it to while you sit here and fap to porn by yourself. i win.
why are woman so notorious for this kind of speech? "me this", "me that", "i'm doing this", "i win" etc. it's as if they're all born with an insecurity level of 100
>when they get cold
>>28259488
Again you seem to be having a hard time understanding basic English language, I did not say or imply you talked to your friends on Skype, and this was really just an awful attempt at dodging the point of my reply.
>>28257488
Get out you filthy nigger.
