>>Welcome back home Anon. Your son missed you. Just look how sweet he is.
>>Dinner is ready in a minute. Just sit down and relax.
>>But first, give me a big kiss and a hug. I missed you too.
>marrying a white woman
lol
>>28256182
It's like he's asking to get cucked
>>28256177
>born too late to experience the 50s
I'm having a real hard time deciding which one of you I'll punch first. If I punch you, you'll fall over and the baby will be punched by the ground. So it's more efficient. But it would be so satisfying to pop that gay infant right in the face.
>>28256222
>born just in time to be "born in le wrong era XD"
>>28256182
>marrying a woman
>oh anon, i thought you're gonna work late tonigh
>Anon, I want a divorce
>you're just "not fun" anymore
>I want the house, the car, and 40% of everything else that you've ever worked to accumulate for your whole life
>there will be child support and alimony too. Thousands of $$ monthly, for years.
>not to mention the court fees. It'd be stupid of you to try and fight it
>If you don't miss any payments I might allow you to see our son for a few hours on weekends, but during the week I will bring home and fuck random guys, and I'll demonize you constantly in front of your son doing my best to convince him to hate you
>Your son will grow up confused, beta, with poor social skills and a host of mental issues before he even gets out of high school
>Thanks for playing, idiot
>>28256361
mulholland drive right? there's no forgetting that douchey looking guy with the goatee and mullet combo
>tfw no loyal white wife with family
>>28256524
>mulholland drive right?
Nah, it's pic related
>>28256286
Heh, nothing personell kiddo
cuddling with gf intensifies.
>>28257703
>you will never be a young uncircumcised gook
fucking cut subhuman might as well shoot myself into the head
Is this creepy? Will she be his gf afterwards?
Why do robots even want this?
The last thing I want is to bring some poor kid into this shithole existence with my garbage tier genetics and personality. It'd be unbelievably selfish to do just so I could feel some sense of "fufilment" for myself. Why all robots don't feel the same way is beyond me.
>>28257727
Actually, more than 80% of South Korean males are circumcised.
ANON ITS 2016 STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH GENDER ROLES BLARGH
Technology is our only hope.
>>28257814
man, all women are the same, aren't they?
>>28258571
the fuck i show you what low content is.
>>28256502
I would kill her if that happened
>>28256177
>Rooney will never say this to you
Why live