>May 1, 2016
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>May 1, 2016
>>28256174
Thanks for reminding me that rent is due today.
>literally 33% of 2016 is gone
>new years feels like it was just a couple of weeks ago
>have done nothing
just fucking end me already god
>>28256245
>33% of 2016 is gone
>>28256174
>one year since I fell in love
>2012 was 4 years ago
>feels like yesterday when it was 4 years in the future
>>28257718
5 days since I laughed at you
Realize it's all my fault but something something
>>28257738
>tfw the last 4 years have been so similar you can't differentiate them episodically
>2017 tomorrow
This isn't original?
>man i cant believe the office ended, it only came out-
>aired 2005
I am going to die before I ever live.
>>28256174
>MAY
>FIRST
>TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN
>>28257898
fuck that pepe is aesthetic
>0 was 2016 years ago
TICKING AWAY
>tfw the past 5 years were gone in the blink of an eye
>tfw you feel like a zombie just looking the time go by
I haven't accomplished anything
>>28256174
STOP THE CLOCKS AND TURN THE WORLD AROUND...
>>28256245
>33% of 2016 is gone
holy shit, if you put it that way it sounds like a really fucking long time
>>28256174
Fuck my car registration is due tomorrow and I cant pass the smog test
Time for kilself
>>28257738
holy shit this
FUCKING ORIGINAL COMMENT LOL
I was thinking of rebuilding my life, but everything is still the same and I'm still here. I don't care anymore tbhwu
>>28256174
l'm going to find you 1 day. I'm going to find you and beat the ever living shit out of you
Not because you are a NEET, but because EVERY fucking day you come on here and post this shitty, toxic thread that does nothing.
Absolutely nothing. It's like that fucking banana on /b/. It serves no purpose other than to piss people off and yet you sit there with a shit eating,
smug grin on your face as you chuckle how you did it again! You posted the exact same shitty, unoriginal thread over the exact same fucking point for the 100th day in a row now.
Facts don't make you stop.
Logic doesn't make you stop
Holding you to moral standards doesn't make you stop.
You're like a SJW or feminist who's completely sold in their ideas. Only you're sold on being an annoying faggot.
The only thing that you deserve is to get the ever living fuck beat out of you.
Fuck you, you dumb frog-poster
Fuck you nigger
>>28258090
THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAY
>>28258955
>33% of your average life expectancy is gone
>tfw I told myself this year would be different
>tfw I have a report due tomorrow and haven't started yet
>tfw depression and anxiety get worse with every day
Feels good man. Tomorrow is a good day for me.
>>28257779
it's been one week since you looked at me
>>28259066
Checked and drek'd, faggot.
>>28259356
You think you're the top dog, huh? You think you're the big dog? You think you're the top dog? You think you've got the best dogs? You think you can pierce my veil? Do you think you can just walk up here, walking down the street, proclaiming yourself the top dog? Do you think you're the top dog? Do you think your bark is the loudest? Let me show you my big dogs, let me show you what I've got in my wallet. Let me show you something special, I want you to know how special you are to me. I want you to know that you're not the big dog, but I'm the big dog. The big dominant dog, the top dog, the leader of the pack, the wolfpack, alpha. I want to show you my big dogs. Right here, this big dog, this is my silver chihuahua, one of the uncommon big dogs. You think you've got what it takes to defeat my silver chihuahua? Well let me throw this at you... A platinum retriever, that's right, it's higher than a golden retriever. This dog, this dog right here, is more powerful than you could possibly imagine. It's got 14,000 attack points, it's the biggest dog around. You think you're the top dog now, huh? You think you're the best dog? Well I'll show you. My Greyhound bus. It's a bus that's named after a dog. It's got 15,000 attack points. Now do you think you're the top dog? You think you're the big dog around here? Do you think you can just walk around my street and piss on any fire hydrant you want? You think you're the kind of dog that can come into my house and can just piss all over the carpet? Piss all over the rug? Piss all over the motherfucking blinds? Do you think that I'm okay with you doing that? Do you think that I'm alright? Do you think I'm an alright person? Do you think that, deep down inside, that I'm an okay person? Maybe I'm just a bad person.
maybe we can take advantage of how time is moving so fast somehow
>>28256235
FUCK
I DONT GET PAID FOR ANOTHER WEEK AND MINE IS DUE THE 5TH
I wish I could go back to 2005 again, when everything in my life wasn't fucked.
Damn it, please make it stop.
Before you know it, we'll be on our death beds and full of nothing but regret.
We aren't going to live forever, and our death is just getting closer and closer.
>>28259658
>ywn travel back in time and abduct the only girl you ever loved and rape and murder her before she turns into a vapid whore you feel nothing but contempt for
Why continue living?
Gonna start jogging tonight.
You can do it guys. When I'm running I'll be thinking of you. And not in a homosex wayunless you're into that, that is
>Obama's daughter is now old enough to go to college
I can't believe I've been at this 4 years and still haven't finished
>>28257738
>people who started college in the year when you received your bachelor's degree will, unless they already have done that, receive theirs this year
>tfw in the year 2000 it felt like a new era where we would see untold prosperity and optimism
>tfw 2000 was 16 years ago and the future turned out to be the complete opposite
>You can never go back
>>28259066
I WON'T GIVE UP ON TRYING
TO SELL YOU THINGS YOU AIN'T BUYING
>>28260000
>these quads were got 8 minutes ago
>>28259601
Ask him nicely to wait
>>28256174
>the Chernobyl disaster was 30 years 5 days ago
>The PS2 is now older than the NES was when the PS2 first came out
>the robot was turned back on 6 months 1 week ago
>GTA Vice City took place 30 years ago
>we're closer to 2030 than to 2000
>Duke Nukem 3D and Quake are 20 years old
>Independence Day was released 20 years ago
>the Day of Retribution was almost 2 years ago
>Huey released Fore! almost 30 years ago
>American Psycho (the book) came out 25 years ago
>4chan will become a teenager this year
>this decade is to you what the '90s were to your parents
>you haven't achieved even half of the things they had by your age
>>28260403
Wow. Kids today will never know the joy of playing bootleg NES games on a shitty tv in the garage. I remember thinking 3D games would be impossible.
>>28260440
It was easier to achieve a lot of things back then.
>/r9k/ started to go downhill 3.5 years ago
>>28259066
Wow, you have autism buddy
It doesn't stop, it will never stop, it will never get better
>>28258003
>the egyptians were as ancient for the romans as the romans are ancient for us
