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Anyone go to the wild and get nearly fucked by something? >be
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Anyone go to the wild and get nearly fucked by something?

>be me
>go to the forest because restless and bored
>there's a creek 1/4 of a mile behind house
>rained like fuck for the past few days
>everything washed out
>leave after dicking around
>hear dogs barking up the creek
>whatever
>go alternative way back to my house
>about 1/8 of a mile away from my house
>hear rustling in the woods
>OH_FUCK.bat
>three dogs, a german shephard, a white dog, and a pitbull, twenty or thirty feet away from me
>what the fuck
>they don't bark or anything
>almost approach me
>run like hell
>adrenaline pumping
>run like hell the entire way back to my house
>lungs feel like they're on fire
>almost have a heart attack

That was my morning.
Pic related: What behind my house looks like.
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This is what the giant hill looks like behind my house, so this justifies my lungs feeling like they were on fire.
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>schandleria
What is this?

Also, post more stories if you have any, OP.
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>>28255752
There are videos on youtube of dirtbikers getting chased by insane rednecks for 'bein on mah gotdang property'.
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>>28255752
>not cuddling the doggos
This is why no one likes you.
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>>28255752
a goose attacked me once, it was pretty terrifying.
Canadians are scum.
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>be like 7
>raised in the mojave desert.
>playing on these mountain hills.
>trying slide down a hill or something stupid.
>hand feels these tickles.
>Look at my left hand.
>3 black widows on my hand.
>Oh fuck.
>Shook them off not bitten.

Maybe they weren't black widows or maybe they were something else but, holy shit.
Whew!
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