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>inb4 get off my board normie scum reeeeee
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Original comment is originally original
i cant cross off a single one, not even close
>>28255460
looks like you've already done mine for me.
Only ones I'm missing are:
>Moved out (planning to this summer)
>Went to prom
>at least 5 sexual partners
>sex in public
>>28255451
Damn it. Call me a failed normie and be done with it.
U mad? ;)
originalerino
Another failed normie coming through
>>28255460
meh tbqoh
hah .. heh.. ha.......
In my own defense, I'm only 18 and I haven't had a reason to move out yet. I'll probably move in a year or two.
>>28255451
>date was assigned
cyborg reporting in
>>28255451
Had a birthday party when I was 5 and we invited the whole class. We had it at Chuck E Cheese.
I played soccer and basketball in league teams. Played soccer for almost 10 years.
>>28255451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twz_2Buh3GI
What what you think, I like this album.
Hey losers, what do i win?
I never get bingo on these things. Fuck you guys you make it too hard.
>>28255451
Played some random team sports in PE in HS
Had some birthday parties with family
Tagged in a few photos, where there are also girls, but you'd know on first sight who the robot is.
Naturally skinny, but not some muscular Chad.
Drugs? Yeah, tried a lot of them, all from the internet or legally from pharmacies.
Almost there, almost.
I score a grand total, of 0 points!
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
FUCKING NORMALFAGS
REEEEEEEEEE
GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>28255460
Drugs and thats it, not worth throwing it paint over one box
And using drugs is only really normie if used in a social situation like at parties or clubs or fucking.
>tfw not a normie
I want to ascend to normiedom tbqhwy
At least I can take care of myself, r-right?
Another failed normie reporting in
originario commendario
I last had a birthday party when I was 12, but sure.
I almost didn't go to prom but at the last minute about two weeks prior I was cajoled into going with a friend of a friend. It was really awkward. Didn't go to the afterparty.
I am guilty of using normiebook to talk to people occasionally. It's useful. Also good for laughing at retards on groups.
I think I might be in a couple photos with at least one girl in them.
My parents are proud that I have a good job, I think, but I still need to move out. Have the money for it, just too lazy really.
I'm not fat, but mostly because I have a really fast metabolism. I don't really exercise.
I am gainfully employed at a job I enjoy in a good & nurturing environment.
I went to a house party sometime last year, kept going to the bathroom so I didn't have to stand around awkwardly trying to look like I was talking to people.
What score is this?
I know it's not a bingo. What is it?
Feels good to be a socialistically cucked provider through taxes.
>>28255451
Made out with girls at a bar, but that's it, so I didn't count it.
>>28255914
>Lives in his parents house
>Calls others losers
Oh yeah, big winner you are.
>>28255799
>I'm only 18 and I haven't had a reason to move out yet
>18
There's your reason to move out, parasite.
r8 me losers
>originalo kommentaro
I'm at a loss of what to do.
>>28255451
Should I leave or something?
If all these things happened before grade 6, when everything started to go downhill, can they really be counted?
>>28255451
FUUUK!
Im my defense
a) Not American so never did 'prom' ahit
b) do love beer
Nothing is going well. At least my parents are proud of me/ celebrate my birthday.
>>28256519
you had a job before sixth grade?
I still feel like a robot, its just that my normie mask is too evolved now
P-please dont shun me ;_;
>>28255451
we normies now
>>28256334
wtf why are you here
i don't know what to think
1234567
i'm pretty mcuh a cyborg
I didn't get a bingo, but am I a normie?
>>28255451
but what does it tell us
Forever Virgin
Kek am I a normie now?
failed normalfag or robot? give it to me straight
The question where too specific.
im actually mr skeltal
>>28255451
RRRRRREEEEEE
Maladjusted normie
We're probably all normies here anyway.
>>28255555
Nobody noticed your fucking digits. Sick dude
>>28256334
Tell me how depressed you are
Dont use any social networking sites, which kind of dings me twice. My GF has me in a bunch of pics on hers though (still wasn't sure if I should count that as "tagged").
Rate faggots
>Moved out
In the army, so it sort of counts
>Roadtrip
Buying cheap foreign liquor with my brother
>Festival/concert
Didn't pay, watched from a roof (No legal access)
>Prom
Benefits of being an exchange student
>Social networking
Only cause of practical reasons (work)
>Tagged in photos
Exchange student
>Proud parents
No idea if they're really THAT proud, especially when comparing me to my brother
>Rarely alone
With my two only friends (who are also cyborgs)
>Job
Army
>>28255451
(Insert super original comment here)
Do l win the game?
The newspaper in college had a yearly quiz for normie stuff, it was like 200 questions though
>>28257979
I got five fives? Wow! I didn't even notic.
>screencap time
Heck :^(
I also have fasd, so the chances of my parents loving me or attaining a job is 0%
What do I win?
sushi
Do I qualify as a robot? I was kind of social a few years ago, after a severe depression my social skills went downhill
At least I lift.
That's something right?
>>28255451
if you get bingo you should get >>>/out/
Angel please dont go
N Y Y Y Y
N Y Y Y N
N N N N Y
N N Y N N
Y Y N N N
So close and yet no dice
I feel like a normie tho
Some of these seem far too demanding.
>at least 5 sexual partners
Checking something like this should just result in an instant win.
>>28255451
oregano 23232
I'm a horrid loser.
>>28259540
oh and put house party marked too forgot that
Lived on my own for about 4 months, back with my parents for the last 3 years.
>tfw most of these don't apply to you
>>28259771
fuck forgot to x out "been to a house party"
guess the other thread already died
>>28255451
I never had a girlfriend EVER though and currently I'm a NEET, so I do belong here.
These tests say absolutely nothing about how normie you are. So having basic social contacts makes you a normie? This board is so pretentious.
Did I win?
Original ghost
Wow, I'm pathetic
What have I become? This was all when I was 13-15. Now nothing.
you cunts
>>28260338
So you never had a job, circle of friends or a girlfriend, but your parents are still proud of you? They really must love you.
>>28260338
kek. might aswell leave the "parents are proud of you" clear too. At this point, they're probably as proud of you as when I have made a shit so big it made me proud.
How old are you?
>>28255460
0
thisifsifuckWHAT
>All these fucking normies
Next time you hear someone complaining about how shitty their life is, just remember it's one of these people. Where did all the robots go?
>>28260591
>Where did all the robots go?
wizchan
>>28257979
I'm not depressed at all actually. Love my life and look forward to many more years of happiness.
well boyos here is my piccarooni!
Most of this stuff was achieved during school when I had a personality. I mean life has come a long way (straight down) from school days
>>28260393
>>28260517
They are, as I graduated top of my class in high school and got into the uni I wanted to, taking a really difficult course.
Also, I've made money of programming, but they were not full time, nor part time jobs, only projects with a deadline.
btw, I'm 19.
>>28260678
Also Im almost 26 and never had a job lel
>>28256967
Dank memes yo.
Also you guys had some funny green text stories in the past. Now it's all "rooooooo NORMOS is bad!"
>>28259854
Yeah, well clearly the board isn't for you.
You normie fucking faggot. Better gather up the boys for the next trip to coachella, you hipster fuck. Get out ree.
>>28255451
Now, some hypocrisy. I've only ever had sex with another man, and I have picked up a guy from a club/bar before. My dad was the one who forced me to play on the football team in grade 3, too. I was fucking terrible at it.
Here we go, family
>>28260393
>>28260517
I wonder how does having a circle of friends or a girlfriend makes one's parents proud. Or a job at mcdonalds.
Parents are proud because I'm doing very well in school and have a good internship/shot at a good career.
I like how instead of being Adonis Rex, you just have to be some person who can talk, goes to the gym, was once employed, went to disney land with their friend, and somehow stuck their willy inside a wet hole to be considered normal.
Not a normie, just a cyborg
>>28259854
Having a girl say she loves you makes you normie faggot
>>28255451
This means that I've transformed from robot to budding manwhore.
I'm not saying get out ree, but leave. Leave.
2 bingos
>>28260812
forgot the pic, my b homies
The house party was my brothers and only an attempt to get me out of my house so I'm unsure if it counts.
>>28260732
I'd be the proudest dad alive if my son was 20+ with no friends, never had a girl, never had a job who just sits in his bedroom all day and posts frogs on the internet
>>28255451
I'm gay, desu
Why would a girl tagging you on a photo make you a normie?
>>28260873
Me too, if he was the best frog poster in the world
>>28260672
I was being ironic.
>>28260928
This is the most autistic board on chan, m8. Anything that involves girls will label you a normalfag to some of these people
>>28260951
No, you were being sarcastic. Now you're being idiotic.
why would you post in a fucking norman's thread you idiots?
This place really is infested isn't it
>>28255451
If only i had better social skills.
>>28261073
>"I wish I had better social skills."
>"Can make conversation easily."
>>28255451bullshit originality so original fuck you
>>28255451
I'm a skinnyfat, like ~180lbs 6'1", have been up to 205 and as low as 167, I stopped working out at 18 and was college stoner 18.5-21.5 so I ate fast food too often.
Tl;Dr I'm probably a 4-5/10 on looks alone, but can be a good conversationalist and my education has equipped me for complex conversations, but I don't like to get academic if the other person isn't similarly educated. Otherwise it's just obnoxiously showing off/being rude.
I'm 23 and married a 4/10 but patient/loyal wife, the kind where you value their self esteem and looks more than they do. Hence she's selfless and a good match. Similar education (both graduate degrees, MBA and MPA), family is substantially wealthier but don't help directly, same religious/cultural background (Catholic, though we are med on the faith stuff itself, and have traveled the world enough to know theres more to it than what they say at church), both white.
Just remember I wasn't the cool kid in highschool. I only had a friend group of like 2 guys and another 2 halfway in the group guys. We moved for grad school; I have no friends here. But my wife and cat keep me somewhat happy.
You just have to get out there and try. Make mistakes, join clubs, go to bars depending on what's your scene, etc. I like r9k because it reminds me of what I used to be somewhat, and where I can end up if I stop trying to put forth social effort.
Our wedding ceremony is 2 months away and 3 of my "best friends" from college are ditching groomsman responsibilities. She has 5 bridesmaids and I will be lucky if I can get 2 groomsman. Fml
Point is happiness is always relative. If you got dealt shit cards in life, complaining about it will never fix it. Yeah sure it's not fair, I agree. Not having a dad wasn't fair. But you only get one shot in this life. Are you really going to waste it?
Try to find drugs that can help you. Modafinil, etizolam, etc. depending on your issues. I'm not talking daily use, just to help w/ social barriers.
Should I be proud? Mmmmmmmmm?
NOMIES GET OUT
>Away from r9k for about 3 years
>r9k is still mostly more normie than me
I thought having a gf would be enough to get you shamed off the board still.
>>28260742
love is a meme, anon
Kinda wanna get on the last ones just for completeness.
>>28260742
What if you paid her to do it?
>>28255451
>still call myself a robot
>still consider myself unique and misunderstood even though im 25
can't break me, redditfags
>>28262034
kek
>Hey hon. You want to party or what?
>S-sure... H-how much?
>I take $5 for hand, $10 for a blowjob $20 fo-
>H-how much for a "love you?"
>... Excuse me?
>How much do you take to say you love me?
You're right. That makes you anything but normal
w-we did it reddit?
>>28255451
Am I normie now?
ORiginaLeris
I didn't count one bithday party because I was a kid (4th grade maybe). My parents probably are not dissapointed, but to call it being proud would be too much. I'm 31, so if you don't accept me as a robot, I still have a chance to be a wizard.
Do I get a prize or something?
>>28263729
you win absolutely nothing, but I guess you're used to that
I guess I'm doing relatively alright compared to some of you guys
>>28255451
Ayy lmao
90% introvert normalfag reporting.
do rate my normalfagness
>>28255451
Do I need to get out of hereStalker?
>>28255451
Nearly made it
Im more of a cyborg tbqhwyf
I guess it could be worse.
>>28255451
Close, but no cigar.
Then again, I was being REALLY generous.
>>28266199
Wait, what the fuck, i mean to post this.
31 year old NEET KHV here
>moved back in with parents
>people who would come to my funeral are nerds from the comic book store
>compliments are in relation to ability to play MTG
>conversations are about pro wrestling or video games with other losers
>going out = going to comic book store
>prom date was desperate (failed) attempt at normalcy
>use social networking to follow porn stars
>parents take me out to eat on birthday
>had some shit-tier wage slaves jobs here and there in the past
>was the only person not drinking at the couple of house parties I attended, haven't been invited again in 9 years
>>28255483
So you still live with your parents, but you're alone on your birthdays. How does that work?
and yet i still hate myself profusely
all of the sex and friends shit is because i joined a fraternity
my parents only like me because i follow in their footsteps
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>>28266575
>Normies that need to LEAVE.
my parents are with me on new year and sometimes on birthdays.
also have school when i have my birthday.
i did went to prom but i do not have a date.
i got tagged in a class photo that some normies posted on facebook without my permission, but normies just removed the tag when i asked for it.
good thing i do not have facebook now.
i am a n-normies right? right??
To clarify some things:
>Better at holding conversation than starting it
>Not fat but not sure if "good shape" applies (probably skinnyfat but not skeletal)
>>28266618
to be fair, all of this was done in my early years, from 18-22
im 35, an alcoholic who lives alone and can't afford to see my family. They live across the country and I'm too much of a cunt to ask them for money so I can see them
I haven't seen my siblings in 10 years.
My sister texted me 2 days ago asking if i could call because she forgets what I sound like.
my wife left me for my best friends boyfriend, then my friend kill herself.
people who would show up to my funeral, they'd show, but i haven't seen them in years
i am a sad, broken man
>>28261379
>all these x's
>all this normalfag blabbering about his normalfag life as if we give a shit
>>28266682
>i am a sad, broken man
what we say about marriage?
brought that on yourself. atleast she is dead and not cucking you further by trying to suck you money because of some old feeling she says she was.
robbothood is not for you, you descend to the failed normalhood.
Let's see if I can upload the right file this time ffs
>>28266682
you're a normalfag. Lots of normalfags have shit lives.
>>28255451
Dicks dicks dicks dicks
>>28266824
nah my ex is alive
my best friend is dead.
>>28267042
i work from home and never leave. The pizza guy for this area told me he feels bad for me
the fucking pizza cunt
kill me
im so lonely, all i do is cry and hurt myself
fuck
>>28267045
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>>28255914
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>>28256334
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>>28257897
so many normies ffs
can you all just leave, this isn't /b/ nor /soc/
>>28267240
This is their territory now. Now being a robot is being sooo special and quirky :^)
>>28267372
ugh
soon, it'll be infested with femanon normies (not stacies, just tryhard "le edgy and quirky meme" type of girls) just like /b/.
I prefer reddit desu
Only got one row of bingo. It was close.
>>28255451
Failed normie here, had one "gf" less than a year that dumped me when she got to college so she could suck cock all day for 4 years.
Is fine kek
>>28255460
>parents are proud of you
is the only one that applies to me. Oh, and
>not fat
How am I doing?
Superduper original
life is gud
me litterally
I'm pretty sure most normies don't even have sex in public. Does being thin but eating like shit and never exercising count as being "in shape"?
>>28255555
QUINTS FUCKING WITNESS
So close
original comment is oregano
Cyborg reporting in desu
I didn't think it was this bad.
>>28255451
Why are you even here you normie piece of shit?
last bday party i had was when i was like 12
This is how I feel seeing all the normies itt
>>28255451
olriginal
>>28270019
they don't realize how good they've got it.
what do i hwin
first time ive ever checked off the "moving out" box. feels good, fampai
>>28270220
Why don't you try checking the "moving out of /r9k/" box next, normington
>>28270313
I go through my phases. there have been plenty of times where I bang a girl I'm with at the moment, she leaves/goes to sleep, and then I start lurking on here lol
>>28255451
I used to be a robot but reading pol turned me into a normie
>Inb4 REEEEEEEEEE
Original comment original comment, yadda yadda
still a fucking weirdo :^^))))
ok i honestly didnt expect this to happen.
>>28255451
beetle balls
mwahahahahha
Yet here I am listening to sun ra funposting with anime avatars
Misanthrope is the best character class.
Only weaknesses:
> Drug addiction
> Falling for the marriage meme
> Heart disease
Neither normies nor robots will understand the joys of the misanthrope.
>>28271218
>Falling for the marriage meme
You've been so cucked you actually believe marriage is a meme?
>>28271238
>falling for the falling for meme
Marriage can be completely destructive. Highly incompatible people enter marriages because they're blinded by love, which is fleeting.
Marrying Right means marrying somebody you can live with comfortably, when passionate love fades.
That's rare.
>>28271292
>Marriage CAN be completely destructive
That's all I wanted to hear.
>>28255451
sweet i fucking passed the test
>>28255451
all of these and yet no bingo
>1 and 2 halves out of 25 checked
Why am I still alive
>>28267419
No you retard, they all stay on tumblr because they can get real attention there. It's sad you don't understand how people work, did you also fall for the BBC meme too?
>sexual partners
I've only penetrated 5 people for sure and have done sexual things with at most 8 but I can't remember if there was some penetration or not. Also, all of this is before I turned 13 and I'm 23 now so I don't even know if it counts.
THIS IS NOW A NORMIE BOARD
>>28260703
got what a fucking loser hahahaha
location: Italy
Age: 19
Yay for being chaste fem
>>28255460
Looks like I stay fuckers.
>>28272844
>>28273866
>>28273955
glorious kek
>>28272017
>?
What does this mean?
originu
I'm still a sad sack of shit so fuck you.
im not a normie, right?
>>28255451
Fucking robot nigger did 9/11
Sorry for the orange color, i had to use Adobe Illustrator.
>>28255451
I am not a robot.
original sauce.
oh shit whaddup
ah shieeeeet
if sex with a hooker counts, then i'm not a virgin
I think this needs some retooling.
welp, got a lot less than i was expecting honestly.
at least this confirms that i'm not a fucking normie.
>>28255451
Does this make me a robot?
fucking normies I swear to god
oreganno
>>28274976
KEK mods get this kid out of here also you're normie as fuck and you dont belong
feel like I just got trolled
i had a birthday party when i was like 6, does that count?
>>28266712
>emphasized how I was a robot when I was younger and how I have no friends in my actual city/state
>I like r9k because it reminds me of what I used to be somewhat, and where I can end up if I stop trying to put forth social effort.
>it's like combining /fit/ and /DiY/ by incentivizing not being a fucking robot.3
>provide bits of advice while still remaining modest
Jesus, what the fuck man? That "normie" shit started at least 5 years after my first time lurking /b/.
Some of you guys are sickly obsessed with this illusionary normie: robot dichotomy. You almost seem empowered by it, as if you get to have your own exclusive club. Furthermore, being a robot itself is NEVER cool/objectively valuable or attractive,; despite this reality, talking down to robots in an unconstructive way via patronizing language is just rude and unhelpful. Most robots have unpleasant personalities, but not all.
>protip: there is no illusionary robot club, only robots who haven't bucked up and taken social life seriously like most semantics.
If you don't even use our minimal advice to get out of a shit life situation, then why even bother trying?
>>28275098
shut the fuck up reeeeeeeee
>>28275116
Very constructive, well thought out post you've got there. 2/10 would reeeeeeeload magazines to fight back against this common hatred filling up on robot culture. What happened to you guys? Holy shit. Thank god they recently allowed concealed firearms on our college campuses. The last thing we need are triggered, violent, revengeful robots combined with helpless high density population groups with no means of fighting back.
I hope you can get your anger in check, and I wish you well.
>>28274976
>has done recreational drugs
>parents are proud of him
guessing you're a nigger then
19/25
Two bingos
>>28255460
trust me, it doesn't help all the time
![Ni048U2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/700fmJk.png "Ni048U2[1]")