Clocking in at a 72 here.
>>28255387
31
God what has life become
>>28255387
39 and im happy to say i dont have most of these "qualities"
>>28255387
83 reporting in.
OG comment
Slightly strange
>too robot for normie
>too normie for robots
JUST
113, looks like im a normie. Someone please teache me
>>28256006
REEEEEEEEE
UNORIGINAL COMMENT (TM)
>>28255387
92
Just a lil' bit more desu
79, that's fine I can work with this easily
>>28255387
110 :^)
Biggest points were made in social, like I've had a couple of gfs in my life
Worst category was definitively mental....
What does it mean? That I'm actually normal and all my problems are in my head? How do I fix it?
>>28256077
Fag,,, tripfag, get out don't come back
Cyborgs here, how we can be so different from other's
59, just made cyborg
96
>normie
I am definitely not a fucking normie.
20
Ask me about my wizard powers
46 right... :I
I got 71..should I just cut my losses and go full robot? I don't want to half ass it
63, I knew I'd get cyborg again.
52 here. Anyone higher than 58 needs to get the fuck out.
>>28255387
just made cyborg at 60
clockin in at a 55. some of these are wack though like what if I like snapchat for looking at porn accounts
>>28255988
same, 89
feels purgatory
>>28255387
Hey guys I'd seriously like some feedback
I clocked 64 meaning if I wasn't a female (minus 6 points) I'd have gotten robot
Why am I not a "fembot" and why don't they exist?
70 but I'm highballing it, still feel like I'd be a cyborg either way though
honestly I can thank a lot of these points to my highly unstable and sometimes non-LDR relationship
28 here.
Original mother fucking comment, you fucking robot filter nigger.
57 here, I was afraid the result would be a normie desu.
57 :/
60 if you count a 3 year old phone as decent
>>28257038
you're not a fembot purely because you placed as a cyborb. the fembots are out there, watching
become an tranny if you wanna be a robot so bad
>>28255387
64
only because of the sex questions, though
and that's way in the past
103
Thank Allah for the bonus round it took me from cyborg to normalfag
23
I should kill myself.
ORIGINAL COMMENT
>>28257038
I'm female and I still placed as robot, easily. No excuse.
>>28255387
>tfw you will never be a grand wizard because you can never be purified of your past
27. honestly if you scored more than 50 you're a normalfag, no questions asked.
114 :^)
The last time I was a cyborg, my life really did improve since then
64
>tfw your next few years will determine if you become a Chad or a wizard
>>28257038
pics of face and body.
I scored 111 lol.
>>28255387
128 points
29 year old virgin
>>28255387
>51, even though I'm not actually a robot.
How many more of these inaccurate shit tests are you guys gonna make?
39
Robot life
>>28255387
I'm a 25 y/o virgin with no skills, degree, or personality.
Got a 72. I am truly baffled at this point.
How am I
54
o-oh well
I am a 19 yo kv and I scored 76
What do?
>>28255387
33yo and I scored 28, not too bad
Got a 72 but feel like I should of got higher, it was my relationship status that let me down
I wish I would die in my sleep every night.
80. Not great but could be worse
91
> Slightly strange
> Really
>>28255387
74 so not so bad senpai
>>28258259
At least you have a friend and a family.
>>28256408
how have you not killed yourself yet?
>>28255387
72 too,don't know how I managed to pull of the same score
>>28255387
I got a 79.
I almost thought I was going to make it to "slightyly strange".
Oh well.
127
I should go now right?
>>28258799
Why are you even here in the first place?
>>28258856
True lmao
>51
58+ need to leave
Originolo
>>28258856
no offense meant but I honestly want to see other peoples misery to feel better in comparison for not achieving more in my own life though it is not that bad...
i feel now i have to scratch the "nice person part" from the mental column
>my smartphone is all that separates me from the cyborgs
>>28255387
85. I'm moving on in life, I used to score far worse on these kind of tests.
>>28255387
>>>>>>>106
:^) haha silly robotsthis will be original
>>28255387
Score board is wrong
I rate myself as objectively as I can between "slightly strange" and "normalfag" (according to the descriptions) and I got 136
Not being a virgin unwashed recluse NEET is very far from Chad or successful status
There are no criteria to differentiate between slightly strange and Chad, like "bangs a different girl every week", "gets hit on", "gets texted by peers to hang out with including female company", " a girl confessed to you" etc.
>>28255387
43
Holy shit i had nothing in acomplishments
59
Just avoided the "Robot" subset by the skin of my teeth. Thank fucking god.
102
Wow, that's an ego boost.
Although the Sexual category is pretty much 30 free points if you've had sex with two different people.
133. Huh. I guess I am normal
>>28256006
1. first get the fuck off this board, and never come back
I got a 44. I used to popular, then became a robot. I gained 24 points because of the person I used to be. Now that would never be possible.
>>28259394
this
the chart is going to normie at best
>>28255387
>21
well fuck me in the keyhole
>>28255387
hmmmmmmmm 94
79
Fuck guys I used to be slightly strange last year what the fuck is going on!?
>>28255387
39 Reporting in
I am not even close to you faggots though
>>28259394
signed, 116 here and I think I'm at least slightly strange as well
maybe I got normie tendencies, but most definitely no chad. you can tell me whatever you want, but as soon as you visit /r9k/ regularily it's basically impossible to be a chad. most ppl here who say they are chads are actually just having issues and want to feel superior or important.
And the score will only increase when I go to college and live on my own.
Feels kinda good actually
>>28255387
>somewhere in 70s to 80s
Thats what I expected desu. I can see the normieworld being close but Im still too autistic right now to be able to enter it.
>115
Just need to lose virginity now
125. I guess I'm chad.
119, more than expected.
>>28260991
>as soon as you visit /r9k/ regularily it's basically impossible to be a chad
I actually just came here from /fit/ and /vp/ because both boards are kind of shit lately and I have some time to kill, only other time I've been here was at the "moot=cuck" and "pee pee poo poo" times. And that was jusfor the memes.
Anyway /fit/ especially is flooded with >TFW no gf and self hate threads, obviously some OPs are from here and I came to see what the board is about
>137
:^)
I shouldn't be this proud about it.
level 58 robo-borg here
It's interesting, because I have had sex, but it seems to me that sex has more to do with circumstance than anything else.
I mean, even if you're socially retarded (hello), you still might be attractive enough to come across a girl who wants to have sex with you. Especially if she's also socially retarded.
I think having sex has a lot more to do with genetic lottery and chance than anything else.
>all these fucking normies god damn
28 yo. Clocking in at 87. This chart seems pretty accurate
>>28261726
Tell me what isn't genetic lottery.
>>28261958
Spending your entire day on 4chan.
That's your fault.who /20hoursadayonline/ here
>>28260991
>look at me I browse /r9k/, I'm so strange and weird :^)
>119
>Chad
This seems off. I live alone, I'm in (sort of) a relationship and I have one friend who I talk to every few weeks, and meet two or three times a year. I've known the guy for over 25 years now. Literally the only person from my childhood who I've kept in touch with. Several years ago I realized I don't like socializing with people in real life and stopped doing so as much as possible. There are only two phone numbers in my address book, that aren't work or family. However just because I withdrew from socializing doesn't mean I drop spaghetti every time someone tries talking to me. Pointless small talk is easy., and I do it just enough of it so I can end the interaction politely. And then I have colleagues at work, but besides work I don't know anything about them, and they don't know anything about me.
I'm basically a recluse, hardly even a normalfag.
>>28261958
Getting your shit together
As in:
Shave/shower/groom yourself
Eat clean, toss out sodas, chips and pre made doughy shit, be at a reasonable weight (weight in kg should be about your height in cm minus 100, +-10)
Buy some nice clothes
Join a gym after reading Starting Strength 3rd ed. (Torrent it)
Join a salsa class
Block /r9k/, /mlp/ and /b/ from your hosts file
Learn something that will earn you money, go to college, get a burger flipper job, do something
>>28262009
>Genes give me shit traits
>Shit traits make everyone bully me
>Being a social reject makes me severely depressed
>Depression sucks all energy out of me
>Only thing I have energy do is shitpost on 4chan
I sure wish I could delude myself into thinking I'm in control of my life like all of you normies do.
>>28262118
>jus do it brah :^)
>>28262232
Nah faggot, I chose my words very carefully. None of these activities require any social skill whatsoever, and they are essentially acts of finding yourself.
You seriously need good genes to groom yourself and not eat pizza rolls every night?
Keep making excuses if you want. At least I'm trying.
59 BITCHES. FUCK THIS ORIGINAL COMMENT SHIT
>>28262344
Maybe I'd listen to you if only you knew what it's like being depressed.
Although, in that case you wouldn't even say all that bullshit to begin with.
>>28262517
you dont have to listen to anyone faggot but he is right when pointing out that it was not the usual "jus do it brah :^)" shit
>>28255387
breti gud test
got 19 and I really am a wizard
>>28262596
>you should do this
>and this
>and this too
How is it not?
What you normies don't seem to understand is that some people have bigger issues than not being able to get a gf.
>>28255387
92 here
I was so close
25.
I'm not even sure how to save myself before I go too far.
>>28255387
75.
who /cyborg/ here?
ddd
>>28255387
143.
But I'm basically just a functioning 21 year old. I don't get why this is even above average. I mean, do you people literally just not clean yourselves?
>>28262680
>some people have bigger issues than not being able to get a gf.
...like taking a shower, brushing your teeth, shaving and at least giving something a try?
If you were that depressed, you'd have killed yourself by now, but you're still clinging to life. Why? Is life worth fighting for? Then fight, one tiny skirmish at a time.
You are not depressed, you are LAZY. But you are too selfish to admit it and choose to label yourself "depressed" because it's the easy way out. You don't have to try to change something if you are depressed, because it is not a sin, but if you are lazy it is in and of itself wrong and you should change it. But changing is hard, right? This type of self-diagnosis is not at all unlike what tumblr sjw's do with sizeism and what have you.
You have no idea what depression is, faggot.
Depression is being 21, working on a ship in the middle of the Atlantic and learning out of the blue that your dad has one month left to live because of cancer because he wouldn't put the fucking cigarette down when you told him
Depression is having three sons, the middle one died at 14 in the middle of the night on his sleep because of an undiagnosed heart defect that should have been diagnosed at birth, and it gave no symptoms (the kid was athletic AF, played basketball and ran a lot). And a couple years later, the older son gets into a car crash because his friend who drove was drunk, and the concussion made him bipolar (maniac-depressive or something)
Being born with horrible acne, crooked teeth, being 5'4, getting rejected "despite trying your best" by girls, failing to enter a college you wanted or any at all, having social anxiety etc and becoming a NEET because of that is not depression, it's being a lazy faggot
Change yourself or kill yourself, you pathetic eyesore.
I am almost perfect in everything except for social, who cares if you have lots of money, great income, great work etc if you feel the feel everyday.
I got a 7, i already knew what i was gonna get before the test but i did it anyways because i don't really have anything else to do
>>28263438
In time you'll get used to being alone. It's fine, really.
142 ya fuckin cuckssssss
>>28263149
Was there some kind of normalfag checklist you went through when you wrote this post? The previous ones too?
You're trolling. I hope you are.
Not that it matters, it's retarded judgmental normie bullshit all the same. Another voice to the choir so to speak.
At least try to be original next time.
40
right where i belong to be honest
60
though i scored nearly every point in the mental category because i find life hilarious so i'm pretty sound
lot of GBP for cleanliness too
>>28263564
Still avoiding the questions, still missing the point, still making excuses. Glad I was a "voice in the choir". And nice way of subconsciously implying that I am a cookie cutter dude while you are a speshul snuflek nobody understands
>>28255387
150 im sorry guys dont kill me
128 apparently I'm a Chad
>>28255387
63
Tanked hard as fuck when it came to mental health
Wtf why are there so many high numbers ITT
I thought my 24 was high for this board
>anybody with a score above 60 posting on this board
Fuck off
Normies FUCKING LEAVE go back to your fucking social networks WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE GET THE FUCK OUT
THE AVERAGE SCORE ITT IS LIKE 80 YOU SHOULDNT LEAVE YOUR NORMIE SITE IF YOU HAVE A >60 WTF
GET OUT
>>28263842
I'm way beyond discussing the things you say. I've seen them a million times by now. And there's no point in getting into an argument with a person unable and unwilling to understand depression.
>>28264029
Go off yourself, you whiny little shit.
>>28264053
Suprised that wasnt originalbless me and keep me oh mighty robot
61, Cyborg
Too normie for r9k
Not normie enough for normies.
Figures.
>>28255387
normalfag, not too shabby :-P
>tfw visiting board for the first time
>tfw normie
bye guys it wasnt nice meeting you but whatever
59
Cyborg gymcel /fit/izen
I think I used to be higher. I think my social/mental has gone down. I don't know what has changed.
I'm trying real hard to work on myself but I'm becoming aware of certain actions and behaviors that if I try and avoid, I get even weirder. I can't seem to find a happy medium.
>>28264259
Don't worry, I like you. I wish more normies would be like you.
>>28263498
Lma0ing @ ur lyf
I got a 30. I would have 8< but Family makes me go everywhere with them or they will kick me out.
124
Laying in bed with my girlfriend right now.
Feels good man, you robots can make it if you try.
>>28264044
>unwilling
OK, you can't even read. Bye.
>>28264574
Bye bye asshole.
IWANTTODIE
WANTTODIEI
ANTTODIEIW
NTTODIEIWA
TTODIEIWAN
TODIEIWANT
ODIEIWANTT
DIEIWANTTO
IEIWANTTOD
EIWANTTODI
>>28255387
Fucking normies in this thread holy shit
>>28255387
160
d..did i make it, robots?
>>28255387
>having a foot fetish gives you +1 point
this triggers me hard
50 here
nhjgky
132 but that will be higher once i move out in a few months.
Weird
So many fucking normies in this thread
Anyone above 58 should just GET OUT OF THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW
>>28265150
132 here.
If you can't reach higher than that, you aren't trying.
19
you're all normalslimes
>>28265294
>Implying trying would change anything
I never had a chance from the start
Please,get out
Im so tired of the same "try more mate" meme you guys always spill
This is our safe place. Please dont ruin it
>>28255387
45. Robot reporting in.
Shit, I was really generous with the points too.
96. Just barely a normie. I guess I can see that
Here's some hard cold truth:
all the people scoring above robot are idiots from /pol/ or tumblr (same thing)
>>28265376
Refer to >>28262118
You should be able to do most of the things in the list
>>28265696
I'm so jealous of you normies, everything is a piece of cake to you.
To the point you can tell disadvantaged people what they should be able to do with no sense of shame or guilt.
>>28255387
128
I am a stacy... but I have no boyfriend and a 2 year degree with no job... so
I feel like an outsider to the other stacies with husbands and bachelors degrees and good jobs
Plus I spend most of my time alone
>>28266206
basically a loser that coasts trough life with no aim or goal
>>28265376
There's more normal people than you robotic lumps. This website is home to fringe redditors and will continue to be diluted because no one remembers the rules.
14 (fourteen) here desu
>>28266051
Literally everything on the list can be done by literally everyone except maybe the salsa and the gym part if you are THAT socially retarded and autistic.
Does anyone on this board brush their teeth and eat clean food? Can you at least make the bed and take out the trash?
I got 31 I'm fucked.
tfw wanted to be elliot but couldn't cross 40
>>28266540
>Does anyone on this board brush their teeth and eat clean food? Can you at least make the bed and take out the trash?
Clearly, seeing how /r9k/ has become normie central.
As for me, I only do that shit you mentioned occasionally, and it's a struggle every time.
>>28266258
I actually am finishing my degree
I actually am trying to find a job
I actually get laid so fuck off piece of jelly robot scum
>>28266646
>normie
>not trying actively to be an eyesore is being a normie
Absolutely honest questions to everyone who scored below 80:
Why do you live? What has prevented you from killing yourself so far? Why do you wake up at morning? What makes you happy? What is your goal? What are you waiting to happen? If you could fix things, anything, with a magic wand, would you do it?
Would you become a normie (whatever the definition may be) if given the chance? Or is being a robot your identity?
>>28266206
Please be in southeast Yurop
We can go for coffee
35. The physical and mental sections killed me.
>>28255387
I knew I wasn't a fuckin Chad.
neetbot to successful I love it :D
Thanks for showing this chart I really wanted to know where I stand now. Fuck Chad homie. New wave coming in.
>>28266935
shit forgot picture.
53 but honestly I am way more a cyborg than a real robot.
>>28255387
57. This comment is a quality. Much contribute to board culture.
59, WOOO! I'm a cyborg!
I knew rejecting the PC master race would pay off!
Social killed me.
Mental and Accomplishments made me stronk!
105
This chart is skewed towards virgins, not mentally deranged decent looking people like me. I think I scored like 1 in the mental department
Someone make a chart that's not biased. Just because you're fat doesn't make you a bigger loser than me
Fuck you
>>28266853
>Why do you live?
I don't know.
>What has prevented you from killing yourself so far?
Hope I suppose.
>Why do you wake up at morning?
Because I'm biologically inclined to.
>What makes you happy?
Escapism.
>What is your goal?
Becoming happy
>What are you waiting to happen?
I don't really expect anything to happen.
>If you could fix things, anything, with a magic wand, would you do it?
Stupid question.
>Would you become a normie (whatever the definition may be) if given the chance?
Yes.
>Or is being a robot your identity?
Yes, but you don't exactly become one willingly.
>inb4 classic normie patronizing reply
Physical: 13 (I don't do drugs)
Mental: 14 (I'm not a total screwup I guess but I'm autistic af)
Social: 14 (I have friends)
Accomplishment: 10 (I'm 18 and a senior in HS)
Bonus: 12 (I don't like Anime or any of that stuff)
TOTAL: 63
My opinion: This metric is shit tier, KVs are not Cyborgs
>>28266540
>Literally everything on the list can be done by literally everyone
I'll just cure my actual autism anon. Thanks for the motivating words.
>>28255387
Did it a while ago, 61 IIRC. I'm hygenic, have gf, in college, and don't like anime significantly. 4 in mental, and the parts of social and accomplishment that aren't about gf and college are not checked. It's a wonder I even got a gf.
>>28267052
how is that facebook "depression" treatin ya
75 being generous
please kill me with no hope of death
Daily reminder that if you have 59 or more you have no right to feel bad about yourself.
56 being generous
>>28266853
>Why do you live?
When I turn 21 I can buy booze and get drunk, also I feel a need to stay alive because I know if I died my cat would be shittily taken care of by my parents
>What has prevented you from killing yourself so far?
See above, also I still hold some hope that life can be fun and worthwhile even if I have to go through it being fucking retarded
>Why do you wake up at morning?
To eat and feed my cat
>What makes you happy?
cat and video games
>What is your goal?
Get a job and get accepted to uni eventually
>What are you waiting to happen?
turn 21 sad I know but ayy lmao
>If you could fix things, anything, with a magic wand, would you do it?
Why would you say no to this
>Would you become a normie (whatever the definition may be) if given the chance? Or is being a robot your identity?
If "becoming a normie" means not having autism then yeah get me the fuck out. I'm not attached to being a robot as easy as it may be
12
Daily reminder that if you score above 25, you're a normalfag.
27 in physical
8 in mental
32 in social
10 in accomplishment
8 bonus
85 total, I think there's too much focus/points in social that all basically say the same thing. If you're not a virgin there's a negligible small chance it would've been lost without a romantic relationship involved.
>>28267791
>>28267175
Good answers so far. Since you both seem to want to be normal, ...
Are you trying to do something to work towards a happier, normal life? Do you have any concrete goals for the immediate future? Be it work, study, fixing broken family relationships, any form of self improvement, anything.
Do you at least want to work towards something?
What did you do today? What did you accomplish? How was your day? Do you want to do better tomorrow? Why (not)?
>>28267956
Actually, take 2 out of bonus, I don't think mom and prospective boss count for texts
And I accidentally added 4 to social
79
>>28268052
>Do you at least want to work towards something?
Trying to graduate HS a couple of years late
>What did you do today?
Tried to get my assignments done, they're late by several weeks.
>What did you accomplish?
Nothing.
>How was your day?
Shit.
>Do you want to do better tomorrow? Why (not)?
Do you unironically believe I want to do bad? Do you unironically believe I'm being a loser on purpose? Is this what normalfags actually believe about people like me? Fuck.
>>28268207
>Do you unironically believe I want to do bad?
That is neither said nor implied in my post.
Anyway, look here: >>28262118
And please, please try to make it. Everyone can make it if they give themselves a chance. I know it's cheesy as fuck, but from what I see most people in here aren't even trying and have given up on everything.
>>28268353
>That is neither said nor implied in my post.
You're asking.
>Anyway, look here: >>28262118
That's a nice little list of things I would be doing if I had the energy, willpower and/or confidence to. Nothing new under the sun.
>And please, please try to make it. Everyone can make it if they give themselves a chance. I know it's cheesy as fuck, but from what I see most people in here aren't even trying and have given up on everything.
I am trying.
>>28267956
>8 in mental
Let me guess
>Not aspie
>Don't like gore
>Not a hebe/pedo
>No wild changes in emotion
124 b b but I like r9k
39. I'll take it.
Thanks a lot, robot
fuck yes, physical really bumped me up, am cyborg thanks to not being adictated to shit
50
I can still make it, I haven't lost at life just yet.
>>28256006
i got 107, i love to lurk tho and dont judge people here
>>28255387
15
super original can be yours for only 9.99
87, being conservative and not giving myself any on-the-fence ones. Also could be 95 as I could have sex if I wanted to. It's just too much work and doesn't feel good at all.
Guessing dry-humping but still cumming is not considered sex?
78, feels quite good to not be a normie or a pathetic robot. I'll try to in this range.
133 here, i'm not that "successful" though, just happy with my life and have had some good people in my life
>>28268052
>Are you trying to do something to work towards a happier, normal life?
I've been taking some stupid shit community college courses if it helps. I don't ignore my friends like I used to, and force myself to hang out with them (singular actually because I only have one irl friend) if they ask me to
>Do you have any concrete goals for the immediate future? Be it work, study, fixing broken family relationships, any form of self improvement, anything.
wanting a job isn't a concrete goal because I'm still a lazy fuck who only applies sporadically.
only legit concrete goal I have now is to take clep tests at the community college I'm at so I can get into a non-embarrassing higher Ed before I get too old
>Do you at least want to work towards something?
A job would be nice but at this point I really just want to go to a decent uni. I personally don't have any ill will towards community college or people who go, but I'm tired of people looking at me askance when I admit I go to CC. Like I just want to get rid of the judgement, even my friends talk shit about people who go to cc
>What did you do today?
Cleaned and played video games
What did you accomplish?
Nothing except some peace of mind I guess l m a o
How was your day?
I have to say it was bad. Spending all day inside (even if it's what I "want) still makes me feel funky
Do you want to do better tomorrow? Why (not)?
Yes, I need to study
>>28255387
139 here.
Still live at home with parents, but moving onward and forward. See you suckers on the flip side!
>>28255387
105.
I was clocking in at 60 8 months ago though. I guess lifting and making friends lowers your power level.
>65
>i am 18 years old
>i work at mcdonalds
>my only friend is 30 miles away
>>28255387
>70
>social 1 point
also
>feel love for someone familiy included
>are you a nice person
I had to stop and block my emotions when a read this, cant allow the feel to seep in shits profund familia
