Imagine how great life would be if you had a big dick....
Doesn't matter how big of a dick I have, no girl would ever see it anyways due to the rest of me
I have a big dick. Over 9 inches but only average girth.
Life still sucks. I'm short skinny manlet with baby face. If girls aren't attracted to you in the first place your big dick doesn't help at all.
I have had sex a few times and every girl said I had the biggest dick they've ever seen, but I could actually get sex on the regular if I didn't look like a potential trap.
>>28254282
post dick originalle
I'm quite a big dick and life aint that great.
>>28254248
>if
>implying I currently don't
>>28254564
Do you think there were always guys like this? Like a fat city watchman who never so much as faced down the local drunk, but his poleax had "deus vult" engraved on the head, with several notches carved into the handle.
>>28254282
Why don't you go full trap then? I hear there's a market for traps with big dicks.
>>28254576
post it 768657
>>28254667
My cousins are out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.
>>28254248
>Imagine how great life would be if you had a big dick....
It would contribute literally zero improvement to my quality of life
>>28254673
Thought about it but I'm too old. 24.
>>28254248
That's so childish. Imagine your entire identity being tied to your dick.
Danny D is such a faggot. Does anyone have some of his gay porn? If so tweet him pics of it.
>>28254910
Why? Does he regret doing gay porn?
>>28254927
All "straight" porn stars regret their gay for pay days. Laughable when it's brought up.
>>28254910
He's actually quite a talented comedic actor. They're the best bits about his porn o.
>tfw his soft floppy cock is bigger than my fully erect penis
hot tbqh
>Being obsessed with having a bigger dick
This is so stupid.
If you had a bigger cock nothing would change. I've met multiple people online (who have proved it) with big cocks, and they're still not in a relationship and are still virgins. Penis size does not matter at all before sex actually happens, unless a relationship is built purely upon lust. Unless you're fishing for Tinder whores or something, no woman is going to see your penis until you have sex, at which point, unless you literally have a micropenis, she will not turn you down.
You people are so fucking stupid.
>>28255327
This.
Having a big dick does nothing special during sex either. Girls literally do not care (again, unless you're fucking some tindr slut)
>>28255496
>Girls literally do not care
Size queens are not nearly as common as people here like to believe. It's just as ridiculous a belief as "girls only want Chad", parroted by people who do not know any females and make no attempt to find out the truth.
>>28255524
attractive women are almost always size queens.
>>28254248
>Imagine
>if
>>28255534
>>>28255524
>attractive women are almost always size queens.
And u know this, how?
>>28255534
No they are not.
That's so stupid why would a woman go out of the way to participate in the courtship process just so that she can reject you right as you're about to have sex? Waste of time. That'd be like you not wanting to fuck a girl after you see that her tots are too small after dating for so long.
>>28254248
It would be pretty great
>>28254248
btw he does the windmilling thing to make his dick appear bigger. it draws more blood to the dick when soft
source - me (i exhibiton my dick online cos i like to)
>>28255496
You're mom cared.
>>28254248
I'm fine with my dick. 6 length and 5 girth, but I'm 6'1 240 lbs so it may be longer. I really never cared about penis size. I know for a fact that I could get a woman addicted to my cock. But I'll stay a virgin for now. Till I fix my personal issues.
>>28255605
>courtship process
lol
If you're hot the courtship process for her is getting drunk. Or not even. Women will fuck men on the first night if he has something (muscles, height, money, dick). Most men are just so unworthy in women's eyes that they'll make them wait months/years instead of the minutes Chad gets.
>>28255605
women do that shit all the time. date someone that they dont find sexually attractive or shit in bed.
and then they leave.
If? I already do m8, I'm packing an 8.3 inch cock in my pants.
