Opportunity.
If you masturbate within the next 24 hours, you can become a normally (physically) developed girl for the rest of your life, of the same age and mind, etc.
Do you do it?
but it's my mind that I really want to change
How is this even a question? Of fucking course I'll do it.
>>28254044
that's like a get-out-of-jail free card. i'm not even trans, i'd just like life to be easier. hell yeah i'd take it.
No, but I still want to masturbate within those 24 hours.
yes
that sounds amazing
pls pls pls
Living off of the money of beta redditcucks sounds like fun.
I would have already passed my prime and would have to start looking for a beta provider because chads no longer want me. So no.
>>28254044
I wouldn't like it, I'm fine with being a male.
But I fap thrice a day so I'll transform against my will I guess.
>>28254044
My first idea was to run to a sperm bank to preserve my genes, but then I realized that jacking off would make me a girl.
Tell me OP, can I still nut one last time before becoming a girl?
>>28254228
>bust a nut
>become a girl
>impregnate self with own semen
>>28254228
Yes. You ejaculate and then become a girl. Heck, you could impregnate yourself if you really wanted.
>>28254272
I wouldn't impregnate myself that's some abominable shit.
I'd preserve my sperm then find a girl to be my gf. She can have my kids without sex and then we just spend all time cuddling.
>>28254044
>If you masturbate within the next 24 hours, change life's difficulty slider from "Anon must die" to "Literally no fail state easy mode"
Of course.
>>28254346
this, famamilingo
nope
i don't get this explosion of men wanting to be girls we've had in the past few years
i'm an ogre, a complete ghoul. pale skin, balding, narrow sunken eyes. i will never, ever be pretty. but i don't care
being a man is way too much fun and i wouldn't trade it for the world
>>28254044
>periods
>hormones slowly making my mind irrational and crazy
no thank you
>become girl
>remain heterosexual (meaning I'd be a lesbian)
>let some cuck fuck me from behind once a week to live in a mansion while fucking the maid
sounds pretty good 2 me m8
Fucking yes, life would be so much easier
>>28254044
No because I have learned to enjoy my suffering and anger.
would 100% impregnate myself
>>28254044
I will do it now. I hope it works, or I will make you eat my cum, false wizard.
>>28254044
I'd be easier being a neet, I'd just camwhore while playing games.
>>28254044
I haven't jacked off in a month, I'm doing it anyway. Also, life on EZEe mode sounds p gud tbqh fampai.
>>28254044
Yes.
Other than periods and shit, women have it significantly easy.
No.
I unironically hate women.
Yes.
>mfwI will finally be able to be the femdom I know us robots want
If this thread isn't representative of how pathetic and useless the /r9k/ posterbase is, then I don't know what is.
Holy fuck. You've failed so miserably at life that you want to give up your dick and become a woman, because then life would be easier.
You're literally wanting to trade your dick away so you can live life on "easy mode" or whatever. You're giving up that amazing feel when you bust a nut in exchange for what you think might be an easier life.
You're all broken, pathetic individuals. This place is fucking toxic. You should all leave now before this board gives you any more irrecoverable damage.
Moot bringing this board back was a mistake.
i'd rather be male 2bh
females are shit tier meme gender
they cant into anything interesting
all the 2d depictions is just mens fantasies
>>28256811
>You should all leave now before this board gives you any more irrecoverable damage.
Anon, the damage was done from the day us robots were born. Now fuck off to facebook.
