Hello Australia! How are you doing on this fine Sunday evening?
fucking fucked m8, huiting the vodka hard anbd dredaing work tomorrowm
>>28253518
Contemplating leaving 4chan forever, as I've read more about politics and world events, I've noticed I'm incompatible with the racist, misogynist sentiment I see in many posts here. It's tearing me apart as I've been here for so long, but when I see nigger and faggot used for example, it really is starting to piss me off.
Trying to fine a qt Aussie girl that browses 4chan to be my qt.
It's never happening is it, lads?
>>28253925
Might i inquire as to what steps you are taking to find that qt aussie girl?
Or are you just hoping that one will randomly pop into your life, serious question.
>>28253876
Working on labour day aye.
You should be getting mad pay, what's to dread?
>>28254016
>Might i inquire as to what steps you are taking to find that qt aussie girl?
Posting in and searching qt threads on 4chan and the works for an Aussie girl, never found one. I'm a shut in and only go out to lift weights, or ride my bike.
I'm shy around woman.
>>28253912
Check out reddit. You'll like the place.
>>28254032
its a fast food place i work at. so every cunt and their dog wioll be coming in
>>28254033
Have you thought about playing some shitty MMO w/ oceanic servers whilst browsing 4chan threads?
It helps if you're "out there" on multiple fronts.
Assuming you're more comfortable holding a conversation over the keyboard and don't mind the soul-crushing monotony of gear treadmills.
>>28254016
Has anyone even met a nice Aussie girl on here? Do they exist?
There's gigantic grasshoppers everywhere in my room and I don't know where they came from.
>>28254083
Aha suck shit, how do you do it man.
I've done retail before, everyone is so fucking retarded.
>>28253518
not too good senpai
>tfw virgin is hitting harder than ever
trying to kill the pain by escaping into anime and vidya but it just seems to be making it worse
>>28254104
On here? Hell no.
Though i haven't met one in the outside world either.
Not gonna start looking seriously until i'm happy with myself, so yeah....
>>28254135
literally today a lady walked in (the doors were wide open, and the open sign was on) and came up to the counter where i was standing and asked 'are you open?'
>>28254097
I don't like MMO's.
>>28254142
Yeah, the feel-good and slice-of-life anime only makes it so much worse.
Have you tried punching objects or people instead?
I find the rush to be a temporary fix for self-loathing.
> 25 y/o virgin
>>28254175
Sorry to tell you man, but if your strategies havn't worked so far you only have 2 options:
1) stay a miserable loner and never experience love.
2) go out of your comfort zone to find a fitting mate (you'll probably still be miserable, since you're not comfortable).
>>28254234
I'd rather keep searching qt threads.
>>28254197
i resist the urge to just go randomly smashing cunts with a hammer every day
>>28254243
>>28254246
Damn guys, ya'll sound pretty devo desu.
But that's why we're here huh.
Have a cat.
anyone here got any experience with brothels?
i'ev given up hope and have hit rock bottom
>>28254293
Would have made me happy if you at-least uploaded a picture of a motorcycle
preferably a Kawasaki.
>>28254293
>uploading cats instead of anime girls
fuck off
I'm playing Diablo 2 again, first time paladin
I guess living in aus is bad enough as it is.
Terrible internet, the chicks all have serious princess-syndrome, the dudes have severe brain-damage from too much sun exposure and everything is way too overpriced.
>>28254325
Is this more to your liking?
It's okay to like anime girls, cats and cat-girls at the same time right?
>>28254340
And those same princess have been drinking since 14, having sex since 14, taking birth control since 14, have FWB'S, and mutiple ex boyfriends.
Aussie woman are pure fucking trash
>>28254377
Couldn't agree more buddy, precisely why i'm getting the fuck out of this shit-hole as soon as my funds have stacked up enough.
I'd rather risk getting shot in america than live here for the remainder of my life.
>>28254340
couldn't have said it better myself
i'm a full blown neet and rely on my parents 100% so to stay on their good side i try to spend as much time with them as possible
today they were going into town and wanted me to go with them
we ended up at a pub and i seen this girl that was a good 30kg overweight but she still had a good face etc and you just know she fucking knew it
despite being a fat fucking pig she fucking knew she was still fuckable and she had the smuggest fucking look on her face
also it seems every guy is either a gym brah or a fucking typical numale
>>28254016
Who is this semen demon?
Originalio
Evening cunt. Just got home from work. Started as a meh day but got better with the people I worked with.Got to hug a qt and had another one pinch my ass the cheeky harlot.
>>28254404
Yeah man that really struck home.
One of my family members married just one of those types.
I have to ask myself "how do they do it?!"
How the hell can they feel so invincible if their fat bodyflaps still wave around for 3 seconds after turning around in front of the mirror?
Fucking delusional the lot of them it makes me sick.
>>28254425
If i knew who / where this heavenly body made manifest on earth resided i wouldn't be here right now at my pc.
But i'm too lazy to find source.
Have another looker.
>>28254375
>>28254404
>tfw want to punch the cunt right in the face
>tfw know you'll get locked up and plastered all over channel 7
>>28254448
the problem is there is roughly as many women as their is men
so no matter what there is always going to be some poor bastard who is left with the option of either fucking a literal pig or fucking nothing
when 50% of women don't take care of their body there is still a pretty decent pool of men to choose from despite having literally nothing but your hole to offer
>>28254491
Not him but it actually upsets me, someone that works out, has a pretty good body, works, has materialistic objects etc.. Yet even for me I'll probably have to settle for some fucking fat pig.
That one's that aren't fat pigs have such a princess syndrome is beyond pathetic.
>>28254482
>tfw a robot ends up on national news for beating the shit out of a numale or enabling fat culture in women
>>28254491
Meh, i'll just keep not caring about finding a meaningful relationship until i've met my own goals.
I can't imagine getting there with an attention-whoring girl crying about how i don't spend enough time with her or having to listen to her stupid problems.
That's their main function in life beside breeding, right?
>>28254602
dont forget none have any real hobbies or interests. basically the biggest goal to want to get a gf should be only for sex.
>>28254546
>I'll probably have to settle for some fucking fat pig.
Don't do it brah, you're better off alone for another 10 years.
At least you'll be yourself and in control of your actions.
Those that i know who have settled for less than they deserve are absolutely miserable, the sex is most likely just a sweaty stinky mess of pure self-loathing.
>be american
>want to move to australia
>want to import my car too
how doable is that my friends down under?
>>28254644
>Don't do it brah, you're better off alone for another 10 years.
I'm already 22 man, i'm only getting older and still a KHV.
>>28254602
she literally exists as a piece of fuck meat. if you view her as more trouble than she is worth throw her to the scrap (read numales) if you are that desperate for a root we are blessed with legal prostitution in this country. 100 bucks to blow a load in a slut seems pretty reasonable as you would easily spend that in a night club
>>28254656
Fuck off we're full.
Fucking americunt.
>>28254602
You don't need a woman.
Nobody does.
>>28254634
>>28254660
>>28254661
I used to think that way, just try to land a "bearable" fuck-hole to satisfy my biological urges.
But seeing as i've never actually experienced sex, why not go all out and wait for the right one, both physically and mentally.
The frustration brought on by lack of sex is actually pretty helpful with my physical development ( it's easier for me to expend energy for longer when i'm depressed or angry).
>>28254684
but it sucks here
america is losing its collective shit and i wanna go somewhere else besides cold ass faggy canada
>>28254708
fuck off back to your American thread, shit cunt.
>>28254656
very expensive. not only in terms of cost of living, but if you want your car, you need to refit the car so that the driver's side is on the right instead of the left.
So unless you have a degree in something that is incredibly useful, don't bother.
Cuddling the gf before we sleep
>>28254708
How's your internet?
Good?
Stay the fuck where you are.
Also, Walmart.
>>28254705
You already satisfy your biological urges by wanking, mate.
It is no different than having sex.
Sure, it ain't warm as the skin of a woman, but you're still doing it.
>>28254705
>But seeing as i've never actually experienced sex, why not go all out and wait for the right one, both physically and mentally.
Because that's all bullshit and only fairy tales,, why wait for the right one when you know she'd be fucked to hell and back. Girls here aren't virgins.
>>28254713
>you need to refit the car so that the driver's side is on the right instead of the left.
I understand they drive on the opposite side, but why would i need to move the steering wheel? it's not a law anywhere else, far as i know
>>28254705
>he still believes in "the one" meme
>>28254716
>going on /r9k/ when you have a gf
>while she's in the same room
>literally side-by-side with her
are you for real?
>>28254726
Yeah it's not so much the better feel, it's also slightly about the rest of the person attached to said vagina.
Maybe i'm deluding myself into thinking that life will be better if it's shared by someone with similar interests.
Only one way to find out though right?
It'll be a long as time before i get to that stage anyway.
>>28253912
hows the Green's party treating you faggot?
>>28254761
>Maybe i'm deluding myself into thinking that life will be better if it's shared by someone with similar interests.
Yes, you are.
Heavily.
I dont think im ever gonna make it
anyone want to meet up and try various belts around our necks and critique each other's suicide notes?
>>28254729
God damnit man...
Yeah shit you're totally murdering my feels right now....
I'm fucking 25 already, there's no way i'd be able to get a girl who hasn't had at least a dozen dicks in her.
That's just plain devastating....
BUT WAIT, THERE'S HOPE!
Virtual Fucking Reality my good fellas.
>>28254135
Have you ever considered that maybe you're the one that's retarded?
I met my best friend irl in an Aussie thread on here. We are super cute together. I'm never in here so its good to see they still happen.
>>28254799
no but want to go out on a mischief run and shatter some windows and tag / egg buildings?
>>28254744
Safety not only for you, but other drivers on the road. You can't properly see how close you are to the middle of the road if you're on the left side of the car.
Only a few cars pre-1970s? don't have to undergo the conversion. you'll honestly have to contact the state's automotive government to get more details on whether you can be an exception which is unlikely.
>>28254806
Of course, i'm as socially retarded as it gets but at least i have common sense.
>>28253518
Lions lost by 3 points which was shit.
Had some Chinese food which was good.
Have to finish two more drinks and I'll have smashed a bottle of Wild Turkey.
90 days sober starting tomorrow. Wish me luck.
>>28254810
yeah because you're a fucking female you stupid cunt, it's not hard for one to make friends.
>>28254758
No, but I like to pretend
>>28254805
It is sad indeed, i was the same until i took the red-pill. I'm 22 and the girls my age have been used and abused.
Basically now my life consists of shit posting, lifting weights, riding motorcycles and hitting the rev-limiter on the highway at night.
>>28254820
You're retarded for assuming you have common sense.
>>28254032
>labour day mid year
fucking Queenslanders.
>>28254848
>rev-limiter on the highway at night
If you're one of the fuckwits doing this on the eastern distributor I keep hearing, I want to throw a stone at you as you ride past.
>>28254848
Sounds like the good life man, at least you're taking care of yourself.
Except for the motorbike part of course, coffin on wheels and all that.
>>28254827
Believe me when I say it's hard to find a female who is sociable, intelligent and beautiful from the same hometown on this cesspool of a website.
>>28253518
breddy gud OP, planning to go fishing tomorrow which is the reason for my happy mood. Any other NEET ausbots got any plans that cuck wageys will never be able to do.
>>28254872
I'm in Melbourne, unless you live near the ring road you won't hear me fly past.
>>28254885
>Except for the motorbike part of course, coffin on wheels and all that.
Yeah, never really cared though, always been in m blood. Already crashed once and went into a tree.
If i die, i die.
>>28254857
Bruh, it's not like i give a flying fuck about when what public holiday is.
All it means to me is that i get a day off, good 'nuff for me.
>>28254825
i was at that game desu, no shame in losing to shitney by only 3 points given they are premiership contenders. had they not called that stretcher and stopped the fucking game in the lions 50 they might have even won
>>28254886
Why does the female need to be beautiful, intelligent and sociable? Do you believe that these are qualities you deserve of a partner? Normalfags are funny.
>>28254907
Fair enough man.
No point in fearing death, i get that.
Got family who'd be pretty crushed if i got rekt though.
Also know someone who was nearly paralyzed by a bike accident, hell no to no legs man, hell no.
Ah genau bissu n deutscher oder isset nur die pic, muss fragen lol.
>>28254816
i just wanna b mad max
>>28254939
Have to agree on this, it's much more likely to happen (though still unlikely) if you remove the "sociable" part.
>>28254939
I'm not a lesbian but I guess you could say she's my partner in crime?!
>>28254941
As i said, it's in my blood. It's the same with other riders as well.
>Got family who'd be pretty crushed if i got rekt though.
My mother was pretty crushed when i first bought it and would stay up late at night waiting for me to come back, and got more upset when i bought a new motorcycle. Her friend had previously told her if your son starts buying new bikes, that is when you need to watch out as it's always a more powerful one or some bullshit.
She's alright now though, and thinks i ride nice and carefully since i've been at it for a few years now.
>Also know someone who was nearly paralyzed by a bike accident, hell no to no legs man, hell no.
Was he speeding / hoonig?
>>28254848
riding motorcycles and hitting the rev-limiter on the highway at night.
fuck anon you have just inspired me
not keen on motorbikes but i'm 23 and still don't have my fucking drivers license
I WILL GET THAT SHIT THIS YEAR EVEN IF IT KILLS ME
i'm fucking sick to death of seeing 17 year old fucking high school faggots driving their gfs around while i'm stuck taking fucking public transport everywhere like a cuck
i can't wait till i can go for comfy night drives while listening to the yuru yuri soundtrack with my dakimakura riding shotgun
>>28254995
Would probably try it if i wasn't such a pussy about heavy machinery.
Some bad shit happened that put me off anything with an engine that's bigger than my lawnmower.
>Was he speeding / hoonig?
Nope, he was just in the way of some spasticated road-raging cunt who thought it'd be cool to smash into oncoming traffic.
A-any qt's in the Fraser Coast?
>>28255027
>I WILL GET THAT SHIT THIS YEAR EVEN IF IT KILLS ME
Do it my man, as they say. Four wheels moves the body but two wheels moves the soul. If anything, i will warn you speeding is very addicting on a motorcycle, same goes with wanting to taste that acceleration. I was checking up my state here not long ago on the internet and read about a fellow Victorian but a learner (few days a go) clocked at 180km/h on the highway. Reminded me of myself and that will be you as well when you decide to test the bike out.
>>28255041
Whelp, bad luck for him. Also hope the guy who hit him gets his anus plunged by a gang of aboriginals behind bars.
>>28254941
>hell no to no legs man, hell no
why though? you can still use computers and play vidya and you can get disability
i'd much rather lose both legs before i lose a single arm
>>28255076
i'm not a normie hoon and have no interest in speed
i just want to be able to hop in the car and fuck off whenever a feel like without planning it on public transport and changing bus/train every 30 minutes
>>28255120
I said the same thing, until i clocked myself at over 270km/h on the ring road.
>>28255095
Eh, the time i've spent at the computer has gone down drastically.
I can't think of any hobbies besides getting really fkn baked that i'd be able to pull off from a wheelchair.
My limbs are pretty fucking important to me.
who /goldcoast/ here?
just got off work, sitting on my computer in my work clothes working up the motivation to have a shower
>>28255120
I feel ya man.
Only recently have i begun to start driving on my Ls, prolly gonna take manual test next week.
Everyone is sick of driving me around and i'm sick of having to wait for others to drive me around too.
>>28254926
Wasn't saying there was shame, it was a great performance. It's just so draining to get so close to a win and then lose.
>had they not called that stretcher and stopped the fucking game in the lions 50 they might have even won
That was so fucking dirty. And fucking Sinclair walked off the field. Should be an investigation but no one gives a fuck about us.
>>28255143
But anon, showers and baths are the best things in life.
Slip into some super comfy shit afterwards and have a fap, bruh what r ya waiting for!
>>28255167
Does this slut do hardcore?
>>28255128
see you on a current affair
>>28255175
Dunno man, let me know if you find out aye?
>>28255182
If i ever do, I'll shout out r9k. And tell them i did it because of woman and i couldn't find myself a pure qt.
To be honest.
>>28255167
Only showers are god-like in the mornings when you don't have to rush.
Don't like baths cause my one is too small for me now and can't be fucked using my parents spa bath. too big.
>>28255135
you might want to start using a different board in that case
>>28255201
Can you tell me, what the fuck do you motorbikers do in the rain?
Does it drip off the visor quickly enough? I see no wipers.
>>28255204
Baths are cruel like that aye mate, i can only fit into mine with knees bent, maybe 38% immersion tops (tall and lean, not a landwhale).
>>28255222
Nah i'll be right here buddy, it's nice and comfy.
>>28255230
>Does it drip off the visor quickly enough? I see no wipers.
Depends on how badly it rains, your view goes down a notch or two especially if you are on the highway and behind cars and it's pouring. You have the rain on top hitting your helmet, and the water on the road that the cars tires flick right up at you.
But generally the rain just trickles down the visor, it doesn't fog it up either unless it's some shit helmet. Even then you can buy some anti-fog coating.
I love riding in the rain.
>>28255230
same here too. but hey, one of the sacrifices to being amazingly tall.
>tfw couldn't comfortably fit in the bath when i had to wash myself in bath oils for my skin.
>>28254763
Sick edge there bro
>>28255279
Sounds epic and scary at the same time.
Had to drive in the worst rain i've seen in months today and it felt pretty good.
Would probably shit myself with less than 4 wheels though.
Rain is awesome no matter the traveling method though, how everything is all gloomy and shit.
>>28255308
Mind if i poke around a bit here bruh?
What oils for what skin condition?
Always keen to spice up my bath time, especially if there's additional health benefits involved.
>>28255314
>Sounds epic and scary at the same time.
It is at first, especially when there's heaps of traffic and it's night. The visibility goes down. But the trick on a bike is to always remain calm, and to hold onto the handlebars with a light grip. Never try to man handle a motorcycle.
And you'll be fine.
>Rain is awesome no matter the traveling method though, how everything is all gloomy and shit.
Rucking oath, especially that smell. And that music you've got going.
>>28255351
Are you able to ride with tunes blasting in your helmet or is that illegal / too distracting?
It'd be pretty sick riding to some necro imo.
I know it doesn't compare but i got a nice feel out of it on my pushy.
>>28255344
For some retarded reason I broke out with hives the other week and I just had some QV bath oils to sooth the itching. I'm all cleared with that now.
But I do have dermatitis around parts of my feet, back of my legs and hands. That I can't get rid of.
>>28255427
>Are you able to ride with tunes blasting in your helmet or is that illegal / too distracting?
Yes it's completely fine and legal. I always have my iPod playing when riding. And no it's not distracting at all. If anything having music might aid you into speeding or flying out of a corner.
It's also a saint when sitting in traffic.
>It'd be pretty sick riding to some necro imo.
my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXtM4qQh-j4
>>28255457
Bruh, not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p62qGDT4Syg
Muh favourite, how is this just a bonus track?
It's a fucking masterpiece.
>>28255429
Aw man, anything skin or health related i get sorted out instantly by my personal nutritionist.
She's asleep right now or i'd hit her up to get your dermatitis fixed.
>>28255532
Top notch of a song, elevated my heart rate and all i want to do now is ride.
>>28255580
Good stuff right, i'd be a total mess w/o necro.
Helped me kick depression like it was nothing.
So much easier to be happy when you're hateful and/or angry.
The feel is hard to describe, everything just matters less when necro is in your head.
Makes me want to beat the heavy bag but i havn't been able to afford one, sigh.
>>28255532
I've got moisturizers and some intense cream shit called Eleuphrat which sort a helps. Had to see a specialist and she said that it's permanent but treatable. It's not as bad now, but while it's in its dormant stage, I just have huge scars on my hands until it returns.
>>28255622
Amen, For me i was listening to him back in 07 and 08, today is actually the first time i've listened to necro in a good while. Will hit up the albums tonight while shit-posting to bring back some memories.
>So much easier to be happy when you're hateful and/or angry.
Yeah, i cant seem to figure out one way you'd be able to stay sad at all while listening to him, it fills you up with energy and you just want to get up and do something. Makes you want to throw things around the room.
Quite an odd experience and hard to really put into words.
fuck the apex gang
>>28255677
Scars are for the body what spices are for food imho.
Just a bit of it will make it better, too much and it's fucked.
Got crazy big horizontal scars all along my back which look fucking sexy imo.
>>28255682
Yeah i was heavy into necro around those years too, got distracted by daft punk for a few years.
Was going through my tunes a few months ago and found a few songs, sadly a fair amount of his new work isn't as good but there's some gems in there.
Was fun filtering through the discography.
>>28253518
you can see my apartment in that pic haha
>>28254104
Everyone is a guy, even the ones with tits.
>>28255754
How's that NBN treating ya?
Sigh stuck in a cow-village for the next 5 years.
>>28255739
Well mate, must say feels pretty good to see a fellow australian who listened to Necro. Not an everyday thing you see on this shit board.
>Spent $60 on Chinese food
>Tempted to drink drive down to McDonald's for a double quarter pounder
Really should just reheat some chinese but a burger is calling to me.
>>28255770
Dont have nbn, my internet connection is actually shittier than when I lived in the suburbs
>>28255773
Oh with all the self-destructive and insecure guys that apparently occupy this board?
I'm surprised there isn't a sticky for empowerment tunes to fix some of fellas up.
Music is food for the soul after all.
>>28255788
Or you could get your arse in the kitchen to make cottage pie.
Some mince, tomato paste, snap frozen winter veggies and potatoes.
Good food for days bruh at a fraction of the cost, not to mention a decreased chance of stomach cancer.
>>28255811
Ouch that hurts man, at least you have access to drunk hot sluts in clubs right?
>>28255828
>I'm surprised there isn't a sticky for empowerment tunes to fix some of fellas up.
No one cares about this board, not even the nip that bought the website. Like any of the moderators would give a slight fuck about the guys here. Especially when threads that break the rules don't get deleted and stay up to collect 300+ posts.
>Music is food for the soul after all.
Fucking oath, always listening to music everyday, all day. Don't know what i' do without it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdFfRN3MrAk
>>28255874
>Or you could get your arse in the kitchen to make cottage pie.
>Some mince, tomato paste, snap frozen winter veggies and potatoes.
>Good food for days bruh at a fraction of the cost, not to mention a decreased chance of stomach cancer.
It's 12.35 AM, have only two of those ingredients and I have to work in 8 hours. That ain't happening.
>>28255874
Yeah if I ever left my apartment I would :^)
>>28255891
Ahaha man, the way they move in those oldey music vids is just exhilarating beyond comprehension - totally king of the world style man i love it.
Might not be up your alley, i'm a total bass addict, but check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z4dUe85q7Y
>>28255895
Damn dude, eh i go shopping for a week at a time (cycle of chicken / mince / beef, it's so worth it to know how to cook.
>>28255934
Honestly, if i lived in sydey i'd stay the fuck inside too.
>>28255891
Daft Punk and Lemaitre have some good stuff too, everything sounds terrible over youtube though what's up with that?
>>28256032
>Ahaha man, the way they move in those oldey music vids is just exhilarating beyond comprehension - totally king of the world style man i love it.
Especially those hairstyles and clothes, truly a generation of no fucks given. Also alright song, not the bass type of guy but i can sort of dig it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA
>>28256048
the joos
>>28256032
>12:50am on a Sunday morning
>No ingredients in the kitchen
How do you take that as I can't cook? I'm a very adept cook.
>>28256090
Now here's an epic feel of nostalgia, bless you good sir!
Another track to add to my list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5W7Xn7FiA
Have at it bruh!
>>28256103
Not saying you can't cook bro, just pointing out that keeping frozen meats in your kitchen solves the whole re-heated chinese food or maccas at midnight argument.
Aye meant no offense.
>>28256187
Fuck mate, do you like euro-dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp-iwlt75to
>>28254805
The technology isn't really there yet. Desu, I doubt they'll ever perfect screen based VR, at least for extended use. Your eyes just aren't meant to stare at screens for so long.tfw your job is to stare at screen all day and you come only to stare at more screens
>>28256103
It's Monday m8, good god
>tfw no one in Darwin
>tfw in nice apartment, good job, am outgoing and shit, but still fail at the womens
Oh well, better shitpost more.
>>28256216
It's close but not quite hit home, if we're going that direction i'd rather go all out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92RKnguH3g
>>28256243
Screen based VR wouldn't interest me in the slightest, contact lense full view and body immersion or just straight up SaO style.
Obviously it'd only release when i'm 80 years old or so but hey better than nothing aye?
>>28256310
I just can't push past anything beyond casual conversation and up getting friendzoned by thw few females that i do interact with (due to work).
Must be some serious shit if you're outgoing and still failing.
>>28256187
Okay, my bad.
>>28256272
Yeah, thats what I meant. The feel when work is getting closer and closer and I can't think about going to sleep let alone trying to get up and go to work.
>>28256410
Well, I'll elaborate.
I can get as far as a ONS and a friendzone, that's it. I've had 2 relationships in the past, and BOTH girls cheated on me while I was away for work. Now I have some severe trust issues and now cannot progress past the friendzone barrier.
>>28256429
Public holiday here in the NT, but it's our second last one for the year until Christmas (July 1st is our last).
>>28256378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bKLt09Wn4k
>>28256497
How you find out mate, and how did they react?
>>28256514
Melbournefag here
Our labour day was in March.
>>28256515
>2014
>6 months into relationship
>Work sent me away for a course for 10 days
>I finished it in 8, and they paid for my flight back home
>Decided to surprise the ex, grabbed the cliche shit of flowers, chocolates, etc
>Walk inside, notice there's an extra pair of shoes
>Whatisthisshit.png
>Walk to the bedroom
>She is asleep in the bed with the neighbour
>Took a few photos for evidence
>My stuff wasn't at her place at this point, so I wrote on a piece of paper saying it's fucking over
>She tries calling, etc etc etc, I get this message saying she couldn't handle me away, and needed someone
>I tell her to fuck off, no excuse, all that shit
>She breaks down, tries the whole "Take me back" faggotry
>I am persistent and say no, and she immediately changes to cold and harsh, telling me to kill myself, etc
>Block her, get Telstra to ban her number, and I move on
That was my first relationship, so it hurt a bit.
>Jan 2016
>Meet a girl
>Dating for 2 months
>Work sends me out field for 5 weeks
>Thiswillbeinterestingm8.7zip
>Halfway through, I get a Facebook message
>"I kind of got lonely and hooked up with my friend, sorry, but you're away, so can't deal, k bye"
>Blocked me
>Spent a day on rotation guard duty all WTF like
>After that, was fine
So I have some trust issues, lads.
>>28256497
Man that's just plain cruel.
Should probably be happy that my last love was so long ago that i can't remember how it feels, less of a craving i guess (kind of like ciggys?).
>>28256515
So many good bassy songs and genres to choose from, even with cringey lyrics it's still music to my ears (hah!) /cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LeKMGwNaqs
>>28256610
Ticked me off a little reading that, especially the first one where you dated for 6 months. It is amazing to me how they can throw everything away just for a quick dicking.
But what is there to say, Aussie woman for you.
>So I have some trust issues, lads.
Don't blame you, maybe if it was a one off chance. But twice. Fuck that aye.
>>28256610
Jesus christ mate, wow.
Sorry to hear anon.
>>28256624
I now smoke and drink more than ever.
WAS /fit/, now semi /fit/ (maintain fitness for work), and I feel myself becoming more and more at home here.
>>28256649
I have almost zero trust for Aussie chicks now. A good mate of mine just got engaged to a Russian girl, who has been loyal to him for 5 years, and he reckons to go Russian or German.
>>28256652
Thanks mate, damage is done though, see >>28256655
>>28256680
>I have almost zero trust for Aussie chicks now. A good mate of mine just got engaged to a Russian girl, who has been loyal to him for 5 years, and he reckons to go Russian or German.
Back when i was working in the construction industry, many of the guys were dating and or married to Asian females. I asked an older bloke, and he basically laughed and told me to keep my head screwed on and never trust them.
Especially with money.
>>28256655
Sunny Coast bro?
I used to be very at home in my chair with my cigs, buds and shitty foods but it's all turning around now.
What i wish for you is a friend to support and rage with you over the dumb shit these bitches have pulled on ya.
Get angry, don't get sad, it's not even about the girls man don't let yourself go.
>>28256693
Funny you should say that, literally every married aussie bloke that resides in my mothers street is married to some asian or thai.
Those foreign women are total control freaks and the blokes are miserable broke sad bastards.
>>28256693
Oh yeah, never will I go near an Asian chick other than for a root, that's it.
>>28256696
Nah I'm the Darwinfag.
I'm going to Japan in June, but after that, no more shit eating and smokes. It all changes.
>>28256728
Fuckyeah, so jelly.
Japan would be awesome, you goin there to stay or just a holiday?
Maid-cafe for breakfast and mountain exploring / parks with some cringey as hell pre-cooked rice lunch aye.
>>28256748
Second holiday, I went alone in Xmas of 2014, now I'm going with the lads (basically a party trip for 12 days). Next year is my 4-5 week motorbike trip around Europe.
I crave that sense of adventure I feel I lost over 5 years ago when I was 21.
>>28256768
Sounds like it's gonna be a blast man, try not to ride on the wrong side of the road aye, the traffic lights are all fucked too iirc (german borm).
My adventure is still to come, permanent move to america in 2-3 years.
Till then i'm gonna get fit like crazy so i can feel confident when i hit on cute redheads.
>>28256768
Can totally relate to the sense of lost adventure too.
4 months ago i was in tasmania for 4 years on centrelink just rotting my life away.
My bro and i thought it'd be a good idea to move somewhere secluded so nobody bothers our gaming habit.
Worst decision of my life and i'll regret it till i die.
>>28253912
Fuck off you cuckold maggot
>>28256846
The countryside of Germany, Switzerland, and Austria fascinates me. I want to be lost in the sheer beauty of the landscape, feeling like time has no end. I want to remain young in a way, because, even though I'm 26, I feel old. Hell, I mean, it was just over 10 years ago I started being on 4chan. I've changed a lot both mentally and physically over that time, experienced some of what life has to offer, and been there to project my life experience on young ones just coming out of high school.
10 years is a long time that has flown so quickly.
>>28256876
See above.
Dear Australians
Can I pet a Dingo without being mauled to death? There so fucking cute, but I know that they'd probably don't want me touching them. Anyway if you have any Dingo storys please share with me.
That is all.
>>28256997
Sure thing, if you want hand the dingo your baby as well. Last i heard is our dingos are quite the guardians.
>>28256969
Try to make your way through Norway as well, went for a holiday there as a kid and the landscape is crazy good.
Some roads especially in the winter have on both sides snow walls that can be over a meter high, it's totally surreal.
Yeah i'm 25 now and i just feel like way too much of my life has been wasted so i'm trying hard to catch up on it.
Figuring out what makes me happy is the hardest part.
Social interaction came to a complete halt at the age of 14 (MMOs) all the way through to 23.
I'm 25 now and could be in so much better shape, both physically and socially (just havn't got enough conversational skills to compete with most other humans).
Aight Kawasaki man i gotta crash, cheers for the chat i'll cya in the next sunday aus thread mb.
>>28257316
farewell, mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tzSjtuMGOQ
>>28256997
If they're brought up from birth yeah but they're still touchy.
I had a friend who had one and I was patting it one night at a party and it just yelped and then growled at me really loudly out of nowhere. The owners rushed over and started making a big deal as if the dog was hurt. I tried to explain I just patted the fucking thing but everyone was looking at me like I abused the dog. Awkward as fuck. The cunt dog kept following me around and nuzzling me after. Just ignored the fucking asshole.
