here. watch a girl eat for 37 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsgyIptFtn0
>>28253432
i just dont get it? are you jacking off to this?
>>28253502
asmr gives you feel good tingles that help you sleep. if you dont get it you dont have it
the eating/kissing ones are kind of creepy though.
>50k subs
>first video uploaded March 12
it's not fair
>listening to roastie asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J52KWysxSxg
i do like ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjlsysI9BNo
>tfw no tatar gf to kiss me over and over again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Eo6JMt4bk
What the hell is this shit?
Why can pretty girls make money by doing fucking nothing?
>>28253541
it's the people who watch this garbage who don't have it. No one is getting asmr watching these bullshit gf simulator videos. It's not supposed to fuckin help you sleep
I always just assumed it was pronounced "chick filler"
>>28253432
Why her voice is giving me a boner?
>>28254342
Its not just women, there are lots of men too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmqdE-Zg8RM
>>28254465
im straight but i got a boner did i just become gay
anyone else getting a raging boner from kissing asmr?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StOVqG6vMA8
>>28254361
>No one is getting asmr watching these bullshit gf simulator videos
i mean, i was actually watching this when I saw the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJDEqB-7slM
and I am getting tingles from it.
Thanks anon.
Really appreciate this treat.
>>28253432
You faggots fap to this?
First you fap to traps, then you say it isn't gay to fap to trap, so what's your excuse now? Are you guys not the largest faggots in the world?
>>28254342
Because they're oppressed.
>>28255786
how is fapping to women gay you colossal retard?
>>28253432
I don't think this chic (heh) gets asmr. After looking at her channel, she just seems to copy other people's roleplays, but doesn't have any good sounds.
Shit artist. She got views for a pretty face but people like this tend to get pushed down in searches.
>>28253432
>there are people who don't find this obnoxious and grating like chalkboard
>>28255812
So you guys DO fap to these retarded videos?
>>28253432
Someone from the site just recently told me I should do asmr videos...Is this really what it is? This sounds terribly unpleasant.
>>28255870
you sound really interested in my faps, guess you are the faggot after all?
>>28253432
great now i want some piping hot tendies with some honey mustard sauce
>>28255870
N- no.I just watch it for the sense of female company. I also have a vocaroo of that girl who called her brain dumb and how she didn't want her guy to leave her that was posted here. I want more of that. I've been listening to it every evening since.
>>28255846
>there are autists who get irrationally mad at trivial sounds
>>28253432
>No Chick-fil-a in Canada
It's not fair.
>>28255898
post it please.
blx
>>28255885
Yeah, I'm interested to know how much of a cuck you guys are.
>>28255898
Fucking cuck.
>>28254222
trips for truth
a guy makes something actually thoughtful and gets like 200 views
>>28255928
kys you worthless shitter
I'm thinking about starting an ASMR channel.
Heres a sample
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fkrR3SiqtH
Its a roleplay. what do you guys think? Should I go pro?
>>28255976
go get cucked faggit
>>28255926
http://picosong.com/K8DJ
She posted it publicly so it's fine I guess. But the more I listen the more damaged she seems and the more intimate it gets.
I don't get this ASMR shit, especially when they are talking in a super soft voice and you can hear their tongue and saliva clicking about, it is incredibly off-putting and I hate the sound.
>>28256035
go eat a bag of shit and them jump in front of a train so your family can finally celebrate your death
>>28256089
He is right though, ASMR viewers are the biggest cucks on the planet. At least orbiters on twitch get attention.
>>28255977
well shit. I guess I better stick to shitposting in my spare time.
>>28256107
>At least orbiters on twitch get attention.
no they don't, also you literally don't know what cuck means
>>28256089
go choke on your own cum and die so your family can whisper their eulogy
>>28256162
>so your family can whisper their eulogy
That got me.
>>28256044
meh. someone like that irl would get annoying quick.
You have to constantly reassure her to the point that she wakes you up in the middle of the night for more validation.
Its not even really "intimate." Its a intense fear of being rejected - not love.
>>28253432
Why is she whispering?
>>28256208
her alcoholic father is asleep and she doesn't want to be sexually assaulted again.
>>28256191
Maybe. I'd still hug her to death though.
I don't mind this kind of neediness. Just as long as I want her too.
>>28256229
>i love you
>no you dont
>yes I do
>no, you really don't
>yes I-
>i don't believe you *cries*
repeat for the remainder of your short relationship.
>>28256255
>implying I'd keep going with that
>implying don't just hug her after I put the gag in her mouth
It's enough for me.
>>28256292
The thing is, you believe you'd be dominant in that relationship.
They attempt to control you by playing your guilt.
>you're going out with your friends? why can't I come? even better, why not just stay with me tonight.
>did you look at that other girl? Is it because I'm not good enough?
>why do you still need porn?
>why don't you dress like this. I like it. Thats all that matters, who else are you dressing for?
>i don't like your parents/friends. Why do they have to come around so often?
also, they eventually break up with you because they don't want you to break up with them. These people are not stable and very exhausting.
>>28256380
sounds perfect for a needy guy like me, all of those points are okay with me
also why would someone brake up with you just because?
you aren't making any sense
>>28256380
But all of that is just fine. And you're talking someone who isn't even remorseful about their neediness issue.
>>28256191
whatever. as long as she hates homos and japs as much as i do, i don't care what the rest of the relationship is like. some nights she'll wake me up to ask if i'll ever leave her, and some nights i'll wake her up to ask if she'll ever stop hating homos and japs.
>>28256403
>sounds perfect
until she starts judging your hobbies and wants you to drop them.
>also why would someone brake up with you just because?
its preemptive. they breaking up with you because they don't want to be rejected by you.They fear the pain would be much worse that way.
>>28256436
>>28256433
>>28256403
pathetically desperate.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hw0ee2UdgE
>>28256580
surely you don't think i was serious. who hates homos and japs, and only homos and japs? get a grip.
>>28256580
as if i give a shit how some random loser sees me, kys faggot
Why do all these niggers think asmr means whisper like a retard into the microphone? I'd think just having a naturally pleasant, gentle voice is what you want.
>>28257139
because supply and demand. its what the people want.
