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Any good original tendies stories?
>go to popeye's
>order spicy tendies
>get home
>the tendies aren't spicy
>reluctantly eat tendies while crying
>go to popeyes
>order 5 piece tendies
>get 7
>mfw
>>28253192
>have coupon for 12 piece tendies with gravy and I think fries
>get home
>open box
>have 16 tendies along with my other stuff
OP's pic looks like dried shit
>off top le good boy points story ever
>buy tendies
>realize that these shitty fatty pieces of chicken are the highlight of my month
>put pistol up to my temple
>pull trigger
>it misfires
>eat tendies
Thanks, Tulammo
>>28254259
Tulammo hasn't been a problem for me senpai
>been saving my GBPs
>Go up to kitchen to have mummy make me some chicken tendies
>She says that she can't because she's using them for a recipe and is going to need the whole bag
>she doesn't realize that I don't want whatever the fuck she is making. Nothing is better than tendies
>eat whole box in spite of her
>mfw when her chicken parmesan stuffed shells were just regular stuffed shells because of me
>>28253581
Dried shit turns white you dumb fucking retard
>>28253192
>wanted good tendies like those they sell at fast food joints
>supermarket only sells frozen chicken duds that are bland as fuck out of the oven
>>28253581
Those are McDonalds chicken selects. The best chicken in the world. I don't even care about the 60% horse meat.
>>28253192
Nuggies are infinitely better
>>28253192
>be me
>buy oil
>buy chicken
>buy eggs
>buy breadcrumbs
>make tendies for every meal for a couple of days
>stop and leave everything dirty
>it's been weeks and everything is still dirty and moldy
>I stopped cooking becuase
>I spent too much money on fast food and now can't afford to pay rent
>again
>>28253211
>implying the spicy tendies are spicy at all
Just use that sweet, sweet Louisiana hot sauce famalam, all that vinegary goodness.
>>28253192
>Go to local deli
>Buy oil, pancake mix, spice, and chicken
>Put oil in a pan
>Mix spice and pancake mix
>Cover chicken in it
>Fry it for about ten minutes
>Also cook a baked potato
>Puts potato and tendies on plate
>Dip it in ketchup
>Eat tendies
Who else prefers homemade?
>>28256472
>ketchup
Get out of my face you piece of sbit
>>28256513
Why don't you, you inbred shitpiece.
>>28253192
>walk to supermarket
>order two bags of tendies from the deli
>get home to eat them
>they're dry and not fresh at all
>cry
