>tfw you'll never pet a crow/raven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJBJEY3TM5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrXpmNhaci8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teTN7bWSu40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQDFSPxf9Gg
not that i'm a furry but if i ever had to be a fag and pick an animal to identify as it'd be a crow or raven
A pigeon landed on my head once. That was neat.
>>28252176
I live in a town with a lot of Seagulls, you can literally sit down and they'll come up to you and you can hand feed them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sICaV6VKI6I
>>28252306
>young crow gets confused
Poor guy
Ew what the fuck
How many germs do those things carry
>>28252876
None you fucking mammal-loving normalfag. Birds are extremely hygienic and wash regularly.
>>28253981
Enjoy your bird AIDS
>bird comes over
>start petting it
>begins to peck your hands
>when it flies away it shits on your head
Yeah no thanks
>>28252306
Never thought that would give me feels ;_;
![20160501_145035[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gYjzA1l.jpg "20160501_145035[1].jpg")
>tfw rescued a baby crow a few years ago from the side of the road
>took it home and made it a nest out of straw, sheeps wool and old clothes
>fed it worms and dog food as it grew up
>taught it to fly by throwing it in the air and letting it glide
>used to always follow me around and never left my side
>would fly over to me and land on my shoulder and nibble my hair and ears
>loved to be stroked and fussed
>parent eventually made me get rid of it because it kept shitting on the house :(
tfw will probably never have another loving pet crow
>pic related is birdbro, i miss you Atticus
>>28255331
Holy fuck anon, I'm sorry to hear your parents made you get rid of it, but thats a great story.
>>28255342
thanks anon, means a lot
>>28255331
>parent eventually made me get rid of it
Got rid of it as in, let it out in the wild or gave it to another owner?
Because if you let it out in the wild, then it probably would've been dead in less than 3 days.
>>28252176
I would have shat on you cunt
>>28255409
we drove to a coppice/ wooded area a few miles from our home and let it free there. Hopefully it made friends with the other crows there or took scraps from walkers and people eating lunch but desu it probably died either from lack of survival instincts or from being killed by other birds :(
>>28255409
Thats not true at all, Crows are clever birds, it would have lived a long life.
>>28255491
i really hope that happened, i know how clever they are and my crow at least had the sense to eat berries and scraps of food off the floor
>>28255535
You're a legend to Crow kind anon, they all talk of the rumour of that boy who helped the Crow.
>>28255486
>home and let it free there
You may have doomed his fate..
>>28255491
Yeah if it learned to survive in the wild naturally. However he was spoiled it at a young age, so his only hope is if he followed another crow or got lucky and figured out how to hunt.
>Have pet cockatiel
>It's a nice day, so I decide to take it outside(on cheap bird leash)
>everything is going fine
>some passing car blows their horn
>spooks my bird
>didn't grab leash in time and he flies away
>flies to the highest fucking tree 3 houses away
>I try bird calling, and he responds, but he doesn't seem to know where I am
>1 day passes
>randomly hear his bird calls during the morning
>sickening feel in my gut
>it's like hearing your child scream and you cant really do much to help
>remember that I recorded his bird call, so I play it from my car as loud as I can
>he FINALLY flies down, but he's like 5 houses away
>literally jump the fence and get into their yard
>he was just randomly walking around in their yard clueless lol
>just casually pick up him
>he was clearly starving, because he ate his entire bowel of pellets when i got back
I hope your crow lived a happy life though :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT_zvo2qjZY
I love how he'll close his mouth only after he puts hif finger out
>>28255486
> wooded area a few miles from our home and let it free there
I've got bad news for you.
>>28255331
The second coming of crow Jesus right here
>>28252135
>ME ME PICKLE PEE
>ME ME PUMP A RUMP
i got some good wildlife footage just from walking around in the forest with a camera
its a closeup of an echidna eating an anthill in HD, mabey i will try to sell it to the BBC or something.
>>28255796
Put the Pump A Rump in the bag nigguh and don't forgot the pickle pee.
>>28255687
i had a similar story with my crow
>still young and only just learnt to fly
>gets spooked by my dogs (3 jack russel terriers)
>flies up into a high af tree and wouldnt come down
>spent numerous hours trying to get him down by using bits of food and calling him
>put a ladder up to the tree but he only went higher
>decided fuck it and went to bed as it was dark
>set my alarm for 4am and tried to get him back down, still no luck
>tried again a few hours later, again no luck
>eventually he came down later in the day but he was shaken up and ate like a mf
>>28255771
free food mah nigga
My work has a memo sent out to stop fucking with the crows. Since we all wear uniforms/hats they commonly harass people because some new faggot was chasing em around. Not to long ago they got in to some ones fishing gear in the back of their truck, and were dropping hooks and shit on people, clever bastards. After this people were chasing them off and throwing rocks, making em more angry.
I have started peace accords with offerings of french fries, they seem to really like McDonalds ones. They stopped harassing me, although if I put my hat on they some times mistake me for coworkers. People are mad at me for doing this, they want to exterminate them via pest control but good luck with that since the forest next to work has an endangered owl species.
>>28256031
*BURPPP*
yummy desu~
>>28256040
haha what now crows haters
crow best animul
>>28256040
I read some shit about how not only do crows remember faces of "suspicious" people, they also tell their bird bros about any suspicious people they've seen. Even years after the "suspicious" behavior the whole murder of crows remembers even though the original observer crows are long gone.
>>28256144
>Even years after the "suspicious" behavior the whole murder of crows remembers even though the original observer crows are long gone
bullshit
>>28256173
>that JUST face on the Walrus
>>28256173
Well, the person has to be there for the crows to spread the knowledge.
Kinda like if your friend pointed to a guy and said, "he's a shithead". Then you'd be weary of the guy even though you've never seen him do something shithead related.
>>28255771
Yeah theres a few buzzards that visit the fields next to our house regularly. You can see them hopping about and hunting rabbits most mornings
does anyone have that green text with the crow and the beads?the crow dies in the end
>>28253981
You're kidding, right? Birds are some of the most disease ridden animals around
I mean I think they're cool too but if you think petting some random raven is not disgusting then you're just deluding yourself. They are gross
This is a good thread and I don't wanna see it die
>>28252184
I live on the Gulf Coast. If you give seagulls any food they will group together in a pack and attack you.
>>28255331
Birds are not that important desu
![1462119749000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7KqBkno.jpg "1462119749000[1].jpg")
>>28255825
i dont know what to type heeeere
>>28255771
> dat victory pose at the end
