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Turned 28 today. Still a virgin. Never had sex, never had a relationship, never had a kiss.
I've had enough, I think I'm going to kill myself today.
>>28249138
ADIOS FAGGOT
Good luck, anon. I'll see you on the other side
But in 2 more years you'll be a wizard Harry.
>>28249184
This. Hold out, anon. I believe in you.
>>28249138
>32 this year
>never had sex
>don't really care
Ok dude, later!
>>28249138
Okay, faggot
Ask yourself "Why am I not getting a girlfriend."
You fucking retarded coward, you think that a permanent solution is going to fix anything?
Dude, find out what's wrong, fix it, adapt, and fucking do it. Jesus the people on r9k that do the "tfw no gf" because they're too beta to try anything make me want to drink a barrel of bleach. Don't kill yourself. Make your life better. If you think things will come to you, they wont. You have to make your life better all by yourself.
>>28249138
I'm on the same boat OP: 27 kv reporting in. Drinking alone tonight...my chest hurts robots ;_;
>>28249293
And that is exactly why the world is wrong.
>>28249320
>tfw no white gf
just end my suffering familia
>>28249293
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT AN ALPHA NORMIE CHAD HERE!
>>28249382
Trust me, i'm far from alpha, but I have enough common sense to know that a girlfriend doesn't just appear out of thin air. You work for that shit and try new things.
>>28249354
Keep to your own kind, subhuman
>>28249423
And I don't think OP ever suggested that a girlfriend appears out of thin air.
>>28249138
don't do it senpai, just stick around for the better things in life like 2d girls OuO
>>28249293
HAHA YOU'RE FUCKING MORE MESSED UP THAN OP IS
I MEAN WAS
Stop being a dumb sadfrogposter and see the bright side that you'll have to deal with having children, getting STDs or having women other than your mom bitch at you.
>>28249448
But im pretty sure that if OP is hellbent on getting a girlfriend, so much so that he's willing to kill himself over it, he should keep trying.
Sure, he didn't say that he thought a gf was supposed to appear out of thin air, but anyone who actively tries and puts effort in it usually finds results, and OP obviously hasn't had any results, so again
>Ask yourself "Why am I not getting a girlfriend."
He shouldn't kill himself. Its a permanent solution to something temporary.
Just date a blind chick or something, at least she wont think you're ugly.
>>28249423
>>28249293
>'ask yourself why am i not getting a girlfriend'
because I live on an isolated south australian town on the coast, and the only remotely good girls are taken, all that's left are fatties, fuggos, and munted drug addicts. and there's barely any people around to begin with.
>>28249552
>Date drug addict
>Fuck pussy
>Take her drugs behind her back
>Get high to forget about problems
It's not that hard OP
>>28249540
I'm not arguing against your advice, I was pointing out that he never said that GF's appear out of thin air, which is what you implied he said.
>>28249580
Okay that's fair anon
But the blind chick option is still open.
>>28249138
Please don't, I'll be your friend if that helps? I need friends too
>>28249293
b-but that is scawy anon! i don't want to leave my comfort zone, i'd rather make more excuses for myself
I hear you OP. I just turned 23 a few days ago, still a virgin and not many social prospects. I have however decided to aggressively pursue self-improvement. I've lost 25 lbs since January, and I'm going to keep trucking.
It sucks knowing I'll be at least 24 before I'm even in a position to lose the V-card (and some other things), but hey you gotta start somewhere.
>>28249552
So moving isn't an option? Or tinder, or long distance relationships?
Iunno anon, seems like you haven't exhausted all your options.
Man, I am 21. I am handsome and was getting a lot of pussy from 14 to 19. Then I stopped and prefer to fap and maybe fuck somebody once a week. You know why? Vanilla sex is pretty boring. It's a fucking mediocre spasm and effort you put to make gurl feel good. Kudos.
My Protip for getting some would be to have one really really good female friend. My best friend is a grill and she introduced me to tons of her friends some of whom were into me.
>>28249618
>>28249293
Muted for 2 seconds-lowcontent
>>28249766
>fucking a different slut a week
>isn't a lot
>>28249138
OP are you kill yet?
>>28249908
>OP are you kill yet?
Probably. 28 is just too late. I'm 23 and already thinking about ending.
>>28249138
get a guitar and find a girl with bad acne or some other flaw. Ugly girls have to put out more and be willing to degrade themselves
>>28249652
>tinder
Fucking kek
>everybody says get tinder
>download tinder
>swipe through lots of girls for a few days
>"There are no more girls in your area"
>still no matches
Even my friends who have had GFs have never had any luck with Tinder. Nobody's ever going to swipe right on anybody except the Chad-tier guys, because they can.
>>28249138
At least hire a hooker before you do it. Dying as a virgin is really lame even for /r9k/ standards.
>>28249138
You probably won't believe me, but none of those things are that great. You are not missing anything.
Happy Birthday Anon, sorry life hasn't been that great but you still have us.I'm 30 tomorrow.
>>28249138
HAPPY B-DAY, ANON!!!
Before doing anything, gift yourself an hour or two with a random whore in your city, better than nothing
>>28249184
>>28249205
31 yo virgin here. Don't do it. It's just a stupid joke. I mean, I always knew that, but I might have had it in the back of my mind that it's braggable if I made it to 30. But you get nothing. No one cares.
Try to find a life. I think you will have a better chance to get sexual if you like the city you are in, and have something to be proud of.
you're too big of a pussy to be able to kill yourself OP
weak
>implying OP has the courage to kill self
We know he doesn't
>>28249138
i lost my virginity after i was already a wizard
>>28249320
>White Female Asian Male
Truly the most pure of relationships.
>>28249293
I hope you get testicular cancer. Twice.
>>28249138
I'm one year head of you anon. Hugs. Gonna be /wizard/ soon.
Hey OP, don't kill yourself, but enjoy this picture I have uploaded for you! I'm going to be 30 in 1,5 month, so I know that feel, but fuck it, I will live for porn, beer, chocolate, vidia, running and work.
>>28249138
I'm a 28 year old incel as well. I understand how hard it is to live life as a 28 year old incel, I don't blame you if you kill yourself but it might be worth living if you can have fun by pursuing hobbies.
>>28252908
Hapas are mentally ill.
>>28249138
i am almost 27 and i think i finally accepted it, why can't you OP?
i mean our horniest periods are gone, our hormones are settling down, by this point women near our age are used up whores that have taken miles of cock and gallons of cum in all their holes and on their skin, all of this disgusts me greatly and i no longer give a single shit about relationships because even if you find some woman you actually like you need to provide for her and fuck this shit man why fucking bother?
but if you think you need to kill yourself because some braindead cunt didn't exchange body fluids and touched skin with you then yeah you probably would be better off killing yourself
>>28249138
just claim to identify as asexual and make it everyone else's problem.
>>28249138
yeah yeah see you tomorrow pussy
Okay, well bye bye anon. But can you do us a solid and stream it?
at least try traveling anon
how could you kill yourself if you've never left your small town?
Well, OP, I've endured the same sort of hurt that you're experiencing for eight years longer than you. For all of that, I've never considered suicide an acceptable solution to that pain.
Now, it's not because I've grown accustomed to it in the fashion others of my kind have. Rather, it has grown far worse during the intervening years. The frustration, the anger, the sorrow...it all continues to build, it continues to poison you and make you sick.
Nor have I opted against suicide because I live deluded that it could ever get better. I have had decades of experience to provide all the evidence I'll ever need to show it will not.
Perhaps my refusal to commit suicide springs from a certain perverse nature that is common to many monsters. A man like me is a constant testament to the fact that Nature makes her mistakes and that, for all of the beauty of his grand design, there is still ugliness in God's creation. If men like me killed ourselves, we would be absolving both God and Nature of their crimes, and I hate both far too much to ever provide them that bit of charity. If men like me killed ourselves, it would relieve the true sons and daughters of God, the ones who are given license to live as human beings live, of any possibility of survivor's guilt. There would be nothing in God's ears but praise, there would not be a single curse to taint it. I find that prospect a particularly disgusting one.
And so I'll continue to live and I'll continue to blaspheme God and his creation. Not through acts of violence, not through some elaborate sacrilege. A man like me who continues to draw breath is blasphemy enough.
