Minor Red Pills
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>thought I was good at pokemon
>thought that the games were getting easier for me over time simply because each time I had a batter idea of what I was doing
>in short, I got gud and so of course it got easier
>it turns out that they've just been dumbing down each new incarnation
>read Trigun Black Cat as a teenager
>thought I was so cool for "ignoring pleb shonen shit" eg Naruto, Bleach, etc.
>read 'em again
>they're as generic shonen as any other generic shonen
>>28248495
There's meant to be a slash between Trigun and Black Cat.
>>28248495
You thought you were cool for... Reading obscure Japanese cartoons? Anime is autistic enough.
>>28248536
I was also like 15; teenagers aren't known for their good judgment
Thought I'd kill myself at age 20 or something, still here. Does that count?
>>28248581
I thought the same thing about 25.Here I am at that age, so.
>>28248495
Only good part of Trigun is the Project SEEDs backstory parable with the Christian symbolism.
Everything else is hyper cringe.
>>28248724
It's so very, so originally true.
>about to enroll into a meme degree program at a shitty community college
>realize that it's a shitty meme degree and cancel my admission before blowing thousands of dollars on the mend degree
I'm probably going to pursue a trade instead, because at least I'll be able to find a job that way.
>tfw you realize society would be better if women couldn't vote
>>28248960
And black people. And Jews. And old people. And young people. And stupid people. In fact, pretty much everybody except me. People should just do what I tell them.
>>28248991
>tfw you will never be a benevolent dictator
>>28248495
>>28248581
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>>28248960
do you fucking niggers even know what a redpill is? holy christ this thread is cancer. You are just saying things that you found out that everyone already fucking new about/no one cares about. Saying that you thought you were going to kill yourself and then you didn't isn't a fucking redpill. the fucking word redpill is degenerate in its own right, and this is just making it worse. Fucking end it all niggers.
>>28249047
Alright I'll drop a real redpill for you
Alien>Prometheus>Aliens
>>28249047
I have a redpill for you. Barack Obama can not run for another term next US elections.
>>28249081
eat my fucking dick you fucking normie. I can't believe how degenerate this entire board has gotten. This is a bad thread that is filled with niggers and I have lost hope.
>dumbing down
even pokemon red and blue where extremely easy
>>28249081
Prometheus was shit. I couldn't even finish it.
>>28249154
How's this one boss?
Wegman's supermarket chain is a front for an underground Manhattan gang, called The Hidden Rings, who use the stores to peddle minute amounts of Thalidomide through the liquid products. The drug is infamous for creating "flipper babies" when given to pregnant women. However, in such small doses the only real risk is very mild cellular degeneration. But it does leave behind a trace of itself that is almost impossible to remove from the body due to the way it clumps to certain protein chains. When exposed to a specific radioactive frequency the compound multiplies and spreads across the body, now rapidly breaking down the cells until people begin to literally melt away from the inside.
>>28249081
Aliens is the best fucking movie in the franchise you little turd.
>>28249639
It goes to complete shit where fuck all happens in between the Hive where everyone starts dropping and the finale Powerloader fight. Which is a huge chunk of the movie.
>>28249855
It's still punk as fuck though
