>TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY
How do you respond in this life or death situation?
>>28247248
Take
Him
Home
obviously
>Hey Hey You You I Don't Like Your Girlfriend starts playing
Alright I'll ask mummy if i can borrow the van but i don't think paradise city is a real place.
Apparently Paradise City is a nickname for Northampton, Massachusetts. I don't feel like fucking driving all the way to fucking MA though so he might as well kill me now.
simply wait for the glock to explode in his hand
>>28247248
Await the slightly painful yet extremely annoying sting of an airsoft pellet hitting against my forehead
>>28247342
>Criterion games music starts playing
>>28247248
Bring him to Halifax, Nova Scotia.