Mischief thread. What have you done to screw up the lives of decent, normal folk lately?
>at mcdonalds, decide to go inside rather than drive thru because there are alot of cars
>waiting for food, see kid with mcflurry sitting at table nearby unattended
>he goes to the bathroom
>grab a salt packet and empty it on his ice cream
>>28246647
>salt packet
what the fuck america
Punch homeless people in the face and run away
you just improved it.
he's just gonna quickly take another scoop and your plan is foiled.
>roommate moving his shit away
>notice the condom on his table
>poke a hole in it
>he takes the rest of his stuff along with the condom
hated that guy
>>28246714
salt on ice cream improves it?
Why have I never tried this
>Friends dared me to lay down on the floor
>>28246647
Why so salty?This comment was not original.
>tailgate anyone who doesn't drive 10km over speed limit
>don't slow down if they brake check me
>flick cigarette butts at other cars
>someone asks why I'm so quiet
>stay quiet
>>28246808
OP here. I do the opposite.
>alot of long, winding roads with only 2 lanes in my area that are used as major thoroughfares
>one is 45 mph the other 30 mph
>if someone is behind me I go at the exact speed to slow them down
>if I see a big truck behind me I slow down even further to ~5 under
>there are barely any places they can pass me, and because it's a major thoroughfare for people going to work there are usually people in the other lane
>when they start going around me I speed up
>if they honk their horns I reach my hand out of the window and wave for them to go around, especially if there's oncoming traffic
>turn on blinker when I approach turn or driveway to give them false hope, and then leave it on for a mile or two during the drive
>>28246890
IMPRESSIVE and original
>>28246890
The very last bit gave me a good laugh
>>28246647
>hurt leg
>dad wants to go for a walk
>asks me halfway through if I'm OK because in visibly in pain
>tell him I'm OK and to let's keep walking
>I'm not
