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i just want a bf pls
>>28246215
>only white
fuck
>>28246215
this is the template by the way
I'll be your bf if you'll agree to bear my children one day.
>>28246543
>bear my children
lol you're talking to a homosexual male
got nothing else to live for senpai
>>28246215
have you had a bf before OP?
pls if you are a match email me at [email protected]
>>28247089
i had a bf on the internet twice and i ruined it both times. i'm too obsessive. i'm set on getting better though
>>28247119
not them but added you on skype, here's my chart
>>28247119
>i'm too obsessive.
>a problem
>>28247119
are you only looking to get a bf from here or are friends welcome as well?
Might as well post it. Friends are welcome especially if you like MtG!
>>28246215
sent you a request OP, my skype starts with the letter D
>>28247268
friends are ok
>>28247153
for most people, yeah
>>28246215
I am willing to befriend you if you have interesting things to say, pass on dating though.
>>28246215
you took 30 mins away from me
>>28247547
Would you want your bf to be obsessive too or kind of indifferent? Also is that really your skype?
>>28247547
>for most people, yeah
If you didn't have shit taste in vidya and probably lit/music/movies I'd be skyping you since I'm pretty close to your ideal so there's that at least
Obsessive is not a bad thing
>>28246215
How many people have added you to skype, OP?
>>28247696
that is not OP's skype
>>28247696
6 total
>>28247631
yeah that's my skype, and honestly it depends on personality
>>28247625
i didnt put it there but im an ausfag
>>28246256
>black
>unacceptable
JUST
>>28247803
Looking to pick someone to date immediately or do you want to get to know people first?
>>28247900
it depends, i get attached to people very quickly
>>28247899
shut up nigger
dubs
>>28246215
My sides have hit exit velocity.
I am literally, 98% what OP described. except for 19 and chubby, which are still in the good range.
Glad someone could like me, even if they are hundreds of miles away and post on a Mongolian Etch-A-Sketch board
>tfw no gf
>>28248105
so when are you going to respond? are you waiting until you collect a certain number of people?
>>28248128
So add her to skype already, get close, wait for her to stop responding to you once you send her a picture and come back and post
>tfw no bf
>>28248162
not really attracted to op, t b h
And I really dont feel like getting rejected again so soon; it's only been a week since I got fucking nope'd on by the girl I was trying to gf
>>28248162
if you want a bf then post your chart and wait for the (You)'s, emails and skypes to just roll in
>>28248244
You're trying man, good on you. Also yeah she seems pretty basic. Her interests are literally league, tetris and flash games. She came to the right board, though.
>>28248256
My green text wasn't in person. I was mocking OP.
I'm an attentionwhore, not a regular whore.
>>28248268
yea I saw league and cringed.
also life is hard when you are a chubby chaser and prefer dark hair. those girls are so fucking picky. The big girls are easy meme is a lie
>>28248303
Tripwire are you a roastie/stacy? if so pls post your chart too.
Here's mine.
/s unique bullshit fuck you
>>28248268
>>28248323
please stop being mean to me i'm a nice person and i'm not a whore
i'm just lonely
>>28248348
I'll be your friend, I already messaged you. Pls respond etc.
>>28248348
if you're lonely then why aren't you adding us?
>>28248365
You were added and said that right away? Wow ahnon
>>28248348
Ok, didn't mean to be mean.
league is still cringe-tier tho, and you should try to branch out into better games.
but the real question is what anime do you watch slut?
>when you get mostly acceptables and a couple bads
It's probably bait but every time I see midwest I get hopeful again.
>>28248403
huh? Oh no she didn't add me I added her and asked her about why she wanted to date a robot. I don't really get clingy with people unless I'm attached to them desu.
>>28248385
It is not OP and in addition is also not a female member of the human race. In short, bait.
>>28248427
Bait indeed.
>>28248348
You're saying you want a boyfriend, you're adding several people which means once you pick your winner you are going to break the hearts of already emotionally damaged men on here. You are selfish. And flirting with multiple men qualifies for whore around here, OP. Sure not in the real world but since you're a normie figured I'd give you a heads up.
That said, they are stupid if they come in with expectations of success as well if they know the odds.
Good luck OP, hope you find your e-relationship, plenty of fish for you to pick from here.
>>28248427
Why y'all wanna date robots it's the worst idea ever.
>>28246215
>That introvert seeking extrovert feel.
>>28248446
you keep saying that but what proof do you have? whose skype is it then?
more league trash reporting in
>>28248511
Chances of you owning that username are low in conjunction, you have seemingly not added any anons from here according to posts.
ayy de la lmao
>>28248532
your taste in everything is shit
>>28248567
well, I'm one of the people trying to add her and she added my finally but didn't respond.
>>28248499
Because I have dated a femanon from here before. It was hands down the best relationship I've ever had.
>>28248589
>nazi gayboy
this shit just writes itself!
>>28248607
followup: How many relations have you had irl to compare from?
who else got /fucking lazy/
There's just so much to be picky about and I'm pretty no one here is going to find their fated one.
>>28248597
what if it's your taste that's shit friendo
originorino commentorino
>>28248629
Two IRL, two more LDR, one of those two turning into IRL.
>>28248673
Congrats on irl. And good on you for experiencing that relationship then. What do you miss most about her that your current gf doesn't have? Or is that the one becoming irl at the moment?
>>28248649
you like league, so it is a safe bet my taste is better than yours.
>>28248641
i'm a good deal of those, but no contact info so?
>>28248641
boring/10
>muted for 2 sec
>>28248641
I miss when it had eye color so I could express my irrational dislike of blue eyes.
Whys everyone in the states where my bonglanders @ tea pride ww
>>28248710
which one is your autism chart
>>28248735
thanks
>>28248740
because I am going to school in west virginia and america is life
>>28248757
did not post one, are you requiring one then?
>>28248694
I don't have one right now senpai. What I miss the most is how much our personalities and senses of humor clicked, we could poke fun at each other all day because we were both kind of self-deprecating, or we could just link each other stupid shit on the board/that kind of humor without worry.
I'm bored, so here's my trash chart and here's what i think of y'all
>>28246215
>White master race
alright I feel ya
>>28246624
>Uses a different chart and has unique art style
Bad sign
>>28247099
>Only into socialist
I'm surprised your location isn't USSR
>>28247150
>Very detailed specification for qt's political views
I don't know if I should respect you or call you a fag
>>28247298
>What would you do together? Talk
gg good answer m8'
>>28247625
>Muslims unacceptable
>doesn't browse /pol/
Alright
>>28248346
>is literal satanist
alright
>>28248532
>is deist
I actually don't know what that is
>>28248589
>Would prefer satanist over christian or jew
alright
>>28248641
2lazy4me
TRIPWIRE
POST YOUR CHART YOU SLUT
>>28248778
I don't know. It seems like whenever I give my email out, the conversation seems to die out. I guess I'm boring. I'm just interested to see what your ideal is like.
Tbch Pham
>>28248460
a few people added me (6) after all, and most of the people in the thread have said they are not interested in a relationship
i don't mind friends but it's not wrong for me to feel judged when people know who i am and then say they wouldn't pursue a relationship with me
it's literally asking to get friendzoned
>>28248961
decent taste
>>28248973
roasted roastie/10
>>28248339
If have a penis and like women, You don't want my chart.
>>28248842
See above.
put a little more effort into it thist time. still dont care about a lot of the thigns on it
>>28249129
>(you)
>(you)
I dont care!
post your chart you sissy
>>28246215
done. when can we fug :DDDDD
>>28248819
I mean, I like to talk.. I don't see how that's a problem.
>>28249226
I think talking is an implication
>>28249226
you are a autist
is this thread dead yet? I just finished
>>28249226
how good are you at rocket league
i was bored so
>>28249288
Pretty good when I start playing for the day, garbage after that. If I were giving myself ranks, probably like Rising Star for my first few games, Challenger 1 for the rest.
>>28249263
>literally nothing is perfect
You strike me as the type who can never be satisfied
>>28246215
>99% of this is me, basically the only "bad" traits are that I'm cynical and thin
>description of "self" is also a lot of what I'm looking for in a grill
>there is a zero percent chance that this is legit
loving every laugh fampai
>>28249308
oh i dont play comp. nevermind
>>28249299
Except you're using a different chart then the one posted in the thread, so clearly you did not just make this
>>28246215
>league
ewwww
>>28249299
>jew is colored green
lol
also mods
>>28249344
I can't play unranked because even if I'm playing like shit, I win by 5+ goals. It's just no fun at all.
>>28249362
im veteran in unranked so i suppose im not nearly as good as you
>>28249299
>sexual left blank
What did she mean by this?
>>28249389
I'm not sure if you're just not sure what "veteran" means or messing with me.
>>28249299
>would not really be attracted to me
well...
MODS
UNDERAGED BAN
MODS!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28249417
>underage christian
>>28248870
ok, what do you think? had to resize because filesize was too big and it took forever doing this on a laptop atm
>>28248641
Which anime/kdramas?
>>28249346
i did this morning, anon
>>28249430
rookie > semi-pro > pro > expert > veteran
like i said i dont play comp i play pubs. leave me alone mlg
Not exactly looking for a gf, but postan anyway. I just need new bands to listen to.
>>28249469
That's just how long you've played.. it has nothing to do with your skill at all.
>>28249316
hows that make sense? no one is perfect and i can appreciate different kinds of people. its more like I don't have a specific type.
>>28249498
>indie
>/mu/
yeah... nah
OP you're perfect until >league of legends
Get your casual filthy hands off me normie
>>28249525
I get that people hate /mu/ but what's wrong with indie? I don't care if a band is popular or not, I just like really specific sounds.
>>28249505
the point is i dont play ranked so there isnt any indication of my skill beyond my level. i dont like playing games super competitively i just play to have fun
>its another one of those fembots only date white or asian males thread
>>28249586
Sorry I don't find shitting on people in unranked fun.
>>28249517
it's a hamilton quote, chill out
>>28246215
this is an original comment, please do not delete this
>>28249546
>listing indie as a genre
>using the words "meme" and "cuck"
>listing a video game as a sport
>>28249590
maybe you should stop having such poor genetics?
>>28249612
I think the joke is that melee is not a sport.
>>28249605
thats all right buddy
>>28249610
well im chill as can be, pretty vague reference though.
>>28249590
Can't help that other members of your race have set a poor example.
>>28249636
the only joke is that chart
>>28249590
Fembots aren't real anyway. Just hide this shit thread
bls respondnot really
>>28249316
WILL YOU EVER BE SATISFIED?
>>28249498
I contacted you on skype last week and you never answered me ;_;
>>28249168
Here, anything green is acceptable to me. I didn't do as rigorously as most anons but I hope it satisfied some of your curiosity.
>mfw despite being >90% ideal I will never get a response
JUST
>>28249434
Nice stats, anon.
Looks way better than mine tbqh, although we do have a lot of overlap.
>>28249440
For kdramas, I like the ones with cute boys and over-dramatic plots. Last kdrama I watched was The Lover.
I like edgy anime like Eva, Texhnolyze, Ergo Proxy, and Akira. But I also enjoy comfy stuff like Barakamon and Shoujo Gekkan Nozaki-kun.
>>28249612
It's not a genre, but it's still fair to list it as a category of music. Not everything's black and white, you turbo-autist. Plus, I meant indie, progressive and psych as in indie-rock, progressive-rock, and psych-rock. Inference based on context clues is an important reading comprehension skill.
I stand by the word "cuck" since I feel it's accurate to describe a certain type of person (most likely not many who browse this board though). I listed Melee as a sport ironically to demonstrate that I'm not a sporty guy, but yes, I can agree that the "meme" thing is a little cringey.
>>28249717
Check again. ;^)
>>28249767
>I like edgy anime like Eva, Texhnolyze, Ergo Proxy, and Akira. But I also enjoy comfy stuff like Barakamon and Shoujo Gekkan Nozaki-kun.
Good taste. Who's your favorite in Eva? Who's most like you? Kaneda or Tetsuo?
lol idk
original contento
>>28249767
good enough for email or nah?[email protected] if you want, might as well post mine
>>28249819
>Radiohead
Very nice, famiglia. Favorite songs?
>>28249819
>18/19 yo girl who frequents /pol/
lol
might as well throw this in for the funs
>>28249870
kid a & fake plastic trees :3
>>28249875
lol yeah just a lurker tho
>>28249808
Shinji,of course since I can relate (and hate) to his indecisiveness. I don't know which one I am more close to. Kaneda and Tetsuo seem to be extremes. While Kaneda is a huge moralfag, I could understand why Tetsuo did the things he did.
>>28249834
>wanting a gf from /r9k/
It's never a good idea, but we can chat if you want
>>28249326
as the op if you seriously want me please message me on skype
seriously if you don't believe me then don't but w-what's the worst that could happen
add the skype in the contact info
>>28248641
[email protected]
I match those nearly perfectly, and you match mine pretty well. Hit me up
just want someone to talk to
>>28249960
>While Kaneda is a huge moralfag
Holy shit, what? Do you even know what this means?
>>28249819
Favorite Kanye album senpai?
>>28249960
let's be honest, a lot of things aren't a good idea but life can get stale sometimes. from that it's obvious you aren't searching but I would still like to chat. Email is in the spoiler or post yours I guess.
>>28249986
Thanks, but I don't really want an internet gf/LDR either.
Like I said, I don't really know why I filled it out.
>>28250004
I watched it a couple years ago, I probably fucked up and confused him with someone else ;_;. I rewatched Shinsekai Yori and Colorful recently though. I guess Akira is next. If all else fails:
>I was pretending to be stupid
>>28250028
my beautiful dark twisted fantasy/ college dropout
>>28249819
>>28248641
HOW MANY BFS HAVE FEMBOTS HERE HAD
>>28250082
Watch Mawaru Penguindrum and Tatami Galaxy for maximum edginess.
>>28249940
Kid A's a good pick. Fake Plastic Trees is too 90s acoustic for me though. I really like Subterranean Homesick Alien, Permanent Daylight, Wolf at the Door, and the Tourist. I'm >>28249498 btw
>>28250162
Thanks, I needed something to sharpen my edges. I've gotten dull.
>>28249717
Just double checking, are you ol' noname with the crab pic?
>>28249798
nah bro you still didn't
just wanted to share music with you
y senpai y
;_;
Rate me you filthy normies
Is today the day i find a qt
>>28249819
>tfw fit into all of this
>last time I tried to add someone on skypeI got led on then made fun of
>to afraid to talk to anyone on 4chan anymore
>>28250224
I don't see anyone I haven't replied to on Skype. D-did you spell my name right? Five o's.
>>28250226
woops, had to make a few minor changes
>>28248973
Wow 6 just for being a girl
Come on, daddy needs a new qt!
>>28248973
are you blocking people now or something?
>>28250457
not getting one with with that height of yours
lel
>>28250108
Not who you responded to, Ily already.
>>28246215
you still here op?
kjhf
>>28250508
At least I have a better personality than most of the fucking neet lanklets on here. So fuck off :'(
>>28246624
>Actually making a chart
>spent likely two hours polishing up an infograph about himself and the qt he wants
>actually doing an action this mentally masturbatory
>posts it with a tripcode
This place is /soc/. I'm leaving and not returning.
>>28250537
>>28250457
>0-17
>Perfect/Ideal
THISCANTBEREAL.JPG
>>28250565
Ideally I mean 17. I'm not some fucking pedo I swear, whoever made this chart is just a fucking mongoloid.
>>28250559
See you tomorrow.Filler
>>28250578
>I'm not a pedophile
>Still responds with an age under 18
thishurts.jpg why
>>28250537
>personality
if by having the personality of an angry manlet then I guess so
>>28250592
I AM 18 IT'S LITERALLY ONE YEAR YOUNGER.
>>28250524
OP is a guy.. i can confirm for the rest of you.
>>28250592
>an 18-19 male dating a 17 year old female makes him a pedo
No offense, but are you retarded?
>>28250612
>dont care
I want a league buddy willing to pretend to be a girl for me
>>28250605
Ok u win, i'll just kill myself.
>>28250631
I dont want you to kill yourself, I just want you to realize that you are subhuman and looked down upon by the non-deformed.
maybe you would make a decent cuck dad for some genetically upgraded kid
>>28250586
You're right. I'll never be brave enough. God I just fucking hate that whole chart. Some other anon was right when they said that having a unique art style is a red flag, it is. You fuckers put so much time and effort into this, I just hope that those of you who find a 'qt' out of this know that it will fail miserably and you should cut contact as soon as possible.
And my god, the shit taste in Vyro's chart is unbelievable. Then again so is everyone's surely. It's just tremendous how he says he is introverted but is being an obnoxious tripfag (like me). Fucking hell. When will this 'I hate everyone, fuck everything I'm so antisocial' meme end? This thread is gross.
Here's my shit.
I won't add anyone until I get replies and shit.
>>28250667
I wouldnt even be your friend if you paid me
>>28250663
>spend time on it
>never one person interested
>never ever any australian girls
>tfw why did i bother, but at the same time cant stop posting it in hopes of finding a qt
>>28249998
my contact info
kik ymelon
t i r e d of being by myself
>>28250659
non-deformed lel. Jesus, do you tell yourself that since you're taller that you're better. Trying to act superior on r9k, you're still here though. So obviously your life is still shit.
>>28250698
I have no friends, nor do I have an interest in friends.
Not really anyone's loss here. Just made le chart because fuck it.
>>28250663
I don't really understand the tripfagging AND posting a chart. But hey, here we are. I guess he feels like there's nothing to lose, at this point. I don't really understand it though, women absolutely hate desperation, how is any of this good?
>>28249819
contact pls b my gf
>>28250798
>I don't really understand it though, women absolutely hate desperation
then why are they coming here looking for bfs and accepting people on skype?
>>28250738
lol
it's not about superiority
I just like hurting people
>>28250817
Like I said. I don't really get it. If I had to make any guess, they're looking for toys until something better comes along. Or it's bait.
>>28250834
Insert over used edgy meme here.
>>28250308
>>28250308
everyone is arguing and being mean to eachother and I just want someone to r8 me
feelsbadman
>>28250308
You're ok, not that interesting. Too picky 4/10
Qt3.14's may now apply to be my gf.
Also how come my chart surpasses the file size limit.
>>28250919
you're right...
>orignalino
>>28248346
>the one other robot satanist in PA
>ayn rand
I bet you are LaVeyan too...
>did not put nearly enough effort into this
>did not check lazy box for myself
>>28251260
You seem cool but alas, I'm too young :'(
>>28251260
>"intelligent"
>can't spell restuarant
>>28251343
Oh no you caught me.
No spell check in ms pain.
>>28251363
>ms pain
>microsoft pain
>mfw I imagine bill gates replaced with max payne's face drinking whiskey at his wife's grave
my fucking sides
>>28251260
Fits me quite well, except I'm not cynical. Neat to see you like rap but you seem incredibly boring yet want a male who is adventurous. I'm also not American.
What do you do, just smoke weed?
>>28251433
>smoke weed
>browse the internet/vidya
>work
Pretty much.
>>28251260
>tfw no chubby resturaunt manager gf
:^(
>>28251457
Well how are you adventurous? Do you hike, camp, enjoy shooting guns?
Is there litrelly any female here that actually enjoys the outdoors and does not smoke weed constantly?
>>28249151
>>28249357
>>28249611
>>28249694
>>28249723
>>28249916
>>28250275
>>28251011
Here is a (you) to all the Males that have not yet received a comment.
tfw no gf
>>28251475
Actually I hate my confined life. I absolutely love camping, hiking, kayaking, etc. but those tend to be things you do with other people. I've been begging my only friend for years to take a camping trip/hiking day up in the mountains. I guess honestly nothing is stopping me from going alone, but I tend to be more out going and upbeat when I'm with other people. When I'm alone I just want to stay inside all day.
>>28251559
Thank you friend. You will find your gf soon. Just hold on a little longer. We are all going to make it.
>>28251559
Have a (You) back my kind friend.
>>28251569
Well you seem like an alright person if that is so, basically what i want in a woman. Well only a shame I'm not in the US. I shoot guns, and often hike alone. Haven't done kayaking since i was a young pup though.
Get me a green card, please mate.
>>28246215
I haven't talked to a girl in 5 years.
this is an original comment you robo-fucker
What a gr8 thread.
>>28246215
>chart does show anything about job status
Fucking stupid. That's pretty important.
Starting a discord for r9k since I haven't seen on explicitly for it yet.
https://discord.gg/0z31DKlx2fTBci8n
way better than skype I have no idea why people still use that shit
hypostasis
>>28253369
marry me please you strange scotsman
Will take any IRL grill
I'm such a catch
here it is
originino
the catch is im kinda normie
I just really like posting in these threads. I don't want a bf but I'll contribute mine and bump the thread.
You're all so interesting and I wish I could hug and befriend all of you.
>>28258238
you are literally perfect
be my gf pls
i'm
>>28250308
>>28258873
I wonder why people said you were too picky you don't seem too picky
I don't want a bf but you can leave a throwaway or contact me I mean I did put my contact info on there!!!
(also I am way too emotional and needy to be your girlfriend it seems)
>>28251559
you're a good man
may good fortune find you
>>28259082
t b h I probably filled out that part of the chart a little wrong, emotional and needy aren't that bad.
I'm in your red zone for age tho.
I'll send a kik
>>28249357
I fit your criteria.
What made me want to reply is Shinsekai Yori.
Nobody seems to watch good anime anymore, so thanks anon.
>>28256340
I fit your criteria perfectly anon.pls be bf
my chart 4u
Just checking
