By yourself on the Internet on a Saturday night? That's really pathetic.
>>28245646
You're pathetlc
>>28245646
Im with my internet friends, and my internet gf.whats so pathetic about that!
>>28245646
Nah I got drugs and alcohol. I've been invited out by 4 diff ppl but ignored them all cuz I don't feel like going to some shitty bar. I'm str8 bruh.
>>28245646
Gluttony and sexual lust are my companions tonight.I have fapped three times in the past half-hour
My teenage wife is watching my niece, we just had dinner and I made them both try blue cheese.
What else am I supposed to do? I need to plan both of their birthdays.
>>28245823
>My teenage wife is watching my niece, we just had dinner and I made them both try blue cheese.
>>28245905
le spongebob xddd i am also le millennial!!!
Young people don't like blue cheese because they associate mold to be something inherently bad. It's also why she wouldn't be working and why chadposters can't ask why I'm not at a bar or something asinine like that.
>>28245691
that's a sick burn right there m8
>>28245646
I do it every night mate you'll jealous because you're a wageslave
yeah it's prom night, pick a better word that pathetic
>>28246876
>prom night
I want high school kiddies off my board.
>>28245646
Being by myself at a bar on a Saturday night would be even more depressing.
>Working tech for a play from 6-10
>Once my job was done and I put everything away for the night, I walked home without saying bye to my qt coworker
>Need to send out a whole bunch of job applications by tomorrow night, email a professor as soon as possible, write a 4-page research essay by Monday evening, and finish a smutfic that I've barely started by Wednesday
I don't have time for "friends"
>>28245646
That's so "rapper who has more stolen beats than academy awards"
>>28245646
I simply cannot fathom life any other way. What else would you be doing on a Saturday night? Really?
>>28246876
I remember being on r9k on my prom night too
>tfw alienated by all friends and family
No point of trying to even appear normal anymore
Not really. I got alot of schoolwork to catch up on. My professor even Skypes me to make sure I'm studying.
>>28246876
Oh jesus, I'm sorry.
Couldn't even go in a stag group with your fellow robot bros? That's what a bunch of my friends who couldn't get dates did.
>>28247127
lol you sound Iike a faggot
>>28245646
I don't consider myself 'pathetic' unless I didn't leave the house and had zero human interaction all day. I worked for a family member today and played siege with a few guys, so I say today was a solid, non-pathetic day,
>>28246155
>le
This is an 18 site
I keep hitting the quest board when I want to reply making it not even worth it to sayso
I wasn't alone. I was at my boyfriends house.
>come over
>fuck for a little bit
>cuddle
>watch anime
>fuck some more
>nap while he does stuff
>fuck some more
>he makes peanut butter cookies
>watch more anime
It was nice.
>>28247182
I'm 28 you shitposting lebbitor.
>>28247145
You shouldn't talk to your future boss like that, wagey.
>>28247262
That's actually very sad.
I'm baby sitting my wife's son while she goes out for the night
>>28247265
No, he's got a point. You do sound like a faggot. Whether or not you acknowledge it is up to your maturity level, but it's a very valid opinion. The fact you say nothing to the contrary but only attempt to deflect means you know this. You should acknowledge it - it's healthier this way.
>>28247262
>28
>browses an anonymous imageboards
I'm so sorry.
>>28247300
>>28247337
>tfw turn 26 this year
It doesn't ever get any better does it
>>28247300
>>28247337
Why is this 'bad'?
I've been here since 2003, I have no reason to leave.
>>28247262
>28
>teenage gf
>still browses 4chan
Grow up you eternal loser
>>28247415
So you consume the same media you have since you were 15?
No wonder you're dating a kid.
>>28247445
>doing things I don't like makes you a loser
>>28247481
This isn't the same media as it was back then, or even last year.
The hell are you talking about?
>>28247368
>>28247415
>I-I-I'm not a l-loser, I swear!!
>>28247531
this is r9k normie. get out
>>28247502
You're aware that 90% of the userbase is your gfs age? People your age don't browse 4chan anymore.
>>28247574
My girlfriend is 16, I know /mu/ is filled with kids that age but the entire website is about 17-20 on average.
And even then, that's because of /v/ and /b/.
>>28247051
>What else would you be doing on a Saturday night?NIGHT FEVER, HI-FEVER
BURNING WITH ME CAUSE THE NIGHT'S ON FIRE
Jokes on you faggot, it's Sunday where I live.
>>28247637
>28
>16
You're gross lmao
It is ACTUALLY Sunday here, friends.
I am home alone because my girlfriend is working at her part-time job that she has during University.
I only just got on, it's almost 3PM here..I spent the morning making breakfast for the both of us before she left, after that I cleaned the BBQ and tidied the apartment before our guests arrive tonight (for a BBQ and drinks)
It's a public holiday tomorrow so things might get a bit messy, made the bed in our spare room just incase someone needs to stay the night..haha ;)
>>28245646
I went out all day yesterday and I came home at 8, negro I'm tired
>>28247668
How?
You're probably a porn addict, and you call me gross?
>>28247746
He's rlght though
>>28247531
Where do you thing you are? GETT OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKINGGG NORMIIEE! REEEEE!
>>28247778
Why, though?
Are you seriously so new that this is the first you've heard of me? I've been talking about her since she was 12.
>>28247962
Get over yourseIf, no knows you
>>28248006
This is a lie, by the way.
Don't lie to me.
>Saturday night
