>"Can't you just lie here with me for another five minutes? Oh ok, I understand. Well, have I hope your class is interesting. Hey Anon, I was wondering. I mean if you're not busy later and you want to see me again I could maybe like cook us something and we could hang out here again, watch a movie or something? You do!? Oh great! No, I mean I just find it hard to tell how you feel about me that's all. Well great, see you later okay? See you Anon!"
>>28245197
Why are you trying to make me feel again?
If I could just hang out of a member of the opposite sex in a genuine and comfortable way, that would be incredible.
Never even had a female friend. Don't even know what its like beyond what I observe from others.
>>28245926
i know dat feel anon ;_;
*Farts in your face* bye slut
All females on r9k resemble eggman now.
>>28245197
At this point I do now feel anything anymore. I have become numb, and I am starting to like it.
>>28245197
ITT: Situations only Chad can relate to
>>28245926
>Never even had a female friend. Don't even know what its like beyond what I observe from others.
It's like having a guy friend but with underlying sexual tension that you're both aware of and are okay with.
>>28245197
Get the fuck out of my building
>>28246251
>It's like having a guy friend but with underlying sexual tension that you're both aware of and are okay with.
Dude that sounds fucking amazing.
>>28246466
Yeah as long as you don't accidentally fall in love with her.
>>28246522
Too late, I already have
>>28246707
Same desu, I'm slowly starting to get over it though.
>was surrounded by a group of normies yesterday
>female friend mentions that an actress from Game of Thrones or something is really hot
>say "eh"
>all the normies flip out and ask what the fuck is wrong with me
>say that she's just not my type
>they make me describe my "type"
>literally describe my female friend, only realizing it once I'm halfway through the description
>she's smirking at me the whole time
FUCK
>>28247088
you fucked up senpai, now they think you are into her.
>>28247088
you could have tried to be more Chad and purposefully described her. maybe she would think it's cute or something.
>>28247088
I will never understand women, if a girl did the same to me I would love it, even though it would be kinda awkward at the moment.
>>28245197
>tfw you get the tfw no gf depression
hope it goes away, god is a fucking asshole for making me a genetically inferior male
>>28249007
>>28249087
Judging by her reaction, she thought it was cute and was amused by it, even if she doesn't reciprocate the feelings.
>>28245197
>short hair and manly/dykey face
didn't feel/10
You will be alone forever.
>>28249507
describe her dood pls
>>28249007
this
you had a great opportunity to express your feelings in a clever and non-cringey way
I don't save many qt pics but I've clicked this thread to view the OP five times now... Now it's the fifth pic in my qt folder.
>>28249745
>short
>petite body
>small but nice boobs
>short red hair (not her natural hair color but looks natural)
>depressed/cynical but tries to hide it when she's around normies, it only comes out when she's talking to me because she knows I'm the same way
>>28245197
>tfw no qt little sister to gently kiss and hug at night then play games or go hiking and generatlly hang out with during the day.
>>28250324
>tfw no little sister to lovingly bring to orgasm
>>28250447
iktf famalamapa
>>28250271
She's a good qt
Fat roasties rage every time I post her for being to skinny too, feels good man
>>28250569
What's her name?
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>>28250569
Goddamn she's qt
>>28250500
>tfw you will never feel your cute little sister pressing her body against you, trembling and moaning as she reaches climax
>>28250607
The only people with a little sister fetish are people who don't have sisters.
>>28250634
I have a sister.
She's gross though.
>>28250607
>tfw your freshly showered little sister with never crawl into your bed only to firmly grip your arm as you gently massage her little peach and kiss her neck
this is exactly why i cry myself into sleep.
>>28250285
literally my fucking type
teach me your ways senpai
>>28250678
>good morning bro did you sleep well?
>>28250724
What, like how I met her and became friends with her?
>be me, theater fag
>first semester of college
>try out for student produced shows
>called back, but don't get casted
>get texted later, told that one of the characters declined the role and if I was still interested
>say yes
>the girl in question is the assistant to the student director
>we bond over how much of a bitch the director is
>meet some of her other friends
>get invited to my first college party by them
>hang out with her a few times
>anxiety acts up, start to feel like she's only hanging out with me out of pity because Im a shitty conversationalist
>ditch her one night, blaming it on homework
>have panic attack in dorm
>get the impulse to talk to her
>text her, apologize for ditching her, and explain the real reason behind it
>at this point I thought she was just a party girl and that she wouldnt understand
>get pic related instead
>really close friends from that day onward
>>28250774
>you will never kiss that cute little freckled nose
>>28245197
>No, I mean I just find it hard to tell how you feel about me that's all.
Well you know I can't be publically seen having a relationship with a trap
>>28250921
>ywn feel her gentle little hands and her head resting on your chest under the warm blankets
>>28250997
>tfw she will never fall asleep in your arms
>tfw you will never feel her chest rise and fall as she breathes
>tfw you will never feel her move closer to you in her sleep
>>28251062
>tfw you'll never bury your face in her hair and gently rub your lips on the soft skin of the back of her neck while she sleepsplease just end this is suffering. i don't want to exis.
>>28250997
those brand of record players being horrible is a meme.
and that ass is non existent... not really in a cute way either.
>>28251170
>hey look he pretends he doesn't crave for a sweet little sister
>>28251158
>ywn feel the warmth of her body as she cuddles up to you
>>28251263
please end meoribinal gommend :-DD
>>28245197
i want a gf to cook for us so i can smile at her while eating her food and then when im finished snug up in bed
>>28251366
i want a little sister so i could cook for us something delicious on every weekendcum in the dishand slowly feed it to her while she sits on my lap.inb4 degenerate. fresh cum is very healthy and nurturing.
>tfw no shield maiden little sister to accompany you on your journeys and server you with her whole being.
>>28245926
I don't know about haing out, but it's pretty comfy to have a group of female classmates to always sit with during lectures.
>*high pitched voice*
>I really like making out with you~~
>sorry about the movie though, it's really good for an anime
>we'll have to watch it again some time
>but can't promise that I won't get distracted againThis was two days ago.
>>28245197
I want to rape this slut so fucking hard she cries for a week
>>28251987
pls kill yourself
oregano bitch
>>28251908
>server you with her whole being.
>>28252011
Like I literally want to smack her head repeatedly and choke her within an inch of death while I rape her.
I want to literally break that sluts femurs with my pelvis, and then fuck her harder.
I want to fuck that slut so hard that she never mentally recovers and never posts another picture or video online again because she's so scared of what might happen.
Hey are you a paramedic? Maybe you'd like to be in the room with us
>>28252063
>tfw your little sister will never whisper in your ear at night and beg you to make her feel loved.
>>28252123
>>28252123
get some fucking mental help or kill yourself
I'm sure you're the most pathetic beta loser and if mommy saw what you said she'd kick you out of the basement, into the gutter where you belong.
>>28252131
>tfw she will never gasp and shiver when your hand brushes against her nipple
>tfw she will never tell you not to stop
>>28252157
Imagine punching that bitch to death while she cries and you just hammer her pussy mercilessly like a 100 pound onahole
>>28252157
Speaking of which do you know where she lives? Like what state?
>>28246251
>>28246466
>It's like having a guy friend but with underlying sexual tension that you're both aware of and are okay with.
Women are not OK with this.
>>28252170
>you'll never wake up at night to realize your qt little sister has crawled under your blankets again to mount you and slowly grind her little peach on her big brother's hardon collider
>you'll never feel the squeeze of her soft thigh playing horse riding on you
>tfw your little sister will never beg for your attention and to install the Imoen romance mod in her BG2
