>make a wish
Other robots try to twist that wish while still fulfilling it
You can be as wordy as you want with the wishes but I'm pretty sure there's always a way to get screwed by one.
>>28244797i want to diei'm ready
>>28244846
you die of old age
i wish i could restart my life back when i was 9
>>28244846
Length unspecified, you are sentenced to die of old age.
I wish to discover a theory unifying classical mechanics and quantum theory within the next 5 years.
>>28244863
Wow get fucked son.
I wish for a talking dog.
I wish I was back with my ex
>>28244846
You dieof old age
>>28244863
fine whatever i guess you blue so-and-so
I want to become the one and only omnipotent god of my own universe, and maintain that position for however long I desire.
>>28244797
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it!
>>28244886
Dog only speaks a long dead language
>>28244882
A competing theory overtakes your own. Your name is lost to obscurity.
>>28244902
Everything is expired. You get an expired sandwich that tastes like shit
>>28244886
He is the talking dog from /pol/
>>28244882
You figure it out, but someone else steals the relevant patents and you die penniless and alone.
>>28244887
you are, but she also is secretly back with jamal and chad
>>28244882
you discover it, but get no credit, the chad version of stephen hawking does and dedicates his nobel peace prize to women in africa
>>28244879
you do and immediately get raped
I wish I was happy
>>28244902
the bread is stale and the turkey is mediocre.
>>28244938
>Jamal and Chad
:(
>>28244879
Your life is reset to age 9. But you forget everything. This means you end up making the same wish over and over, in a never-ending loop.
>>28244938
You become happy for five seconds followed by infinite misery.
>>28244938
>you do it and immediately get raped
3 years earlier than it was supposed to happen
:(
I wish that I, at time of my choosing and for the duration of my choosing, could have the super powers and abilities of any fictional superhero I intentionally select, those powers manifesting themselves in the real world and under my full control, without my ever coming to any personal harm (physical, mental or emotional), deprivation of liberty or inconvenience as a result, and for that to begin NOW and continue for as long as I desire it to continue.
>>28244887
You are back with your ex, she still dislikes you for the same reasons.
>>28244895
cannot be twitch with logic due to omnipotence, skipping
>>28244902
Date of creation unspecified, you now have food poisoning.
>>28244895
Your soulmate now loves you in a parallel universe you can't access
>>28244964
this is some twilight zone material.
>>28244882
There is not a way to unify this and your wish makes universe to rewrite it's laws and literally everything is fucked up
>>28244970
Just wish for omnipotence faggot. Break the rules of the genie with your own powers.
>>28244975
>>28244928
>>28244943ohfoulaccursedthingbloxxx
I wish to be a happy person my whole life
I Wish for your freedom Genie
>>28244970
You forget every work of fiction you've read until now and forget how to read
i wish to forever be happy
>>28244990
I don't believe in soulmates. With omnipotence I can create a slave harem, and be my own soulmate.
>>28245008
The genie is now free to molest your anus for all eternity
>>28245008
Genie fucks your boi pussy
I want us to be together
>>28245028
As you are now eternally happy, you are now unable to appreciate how happy you are as you have no baseline. (that's my best sorry anon)
>>28245048
I'm right here babe
>>28245005
you have momentary happiness by seeing a dog eating a hotdog, then you are hit by a car and die
>>28245048
You are now fused together with the genie. And you have no control over your shared body.
>>28245005
You are but instead of being born you are aborted.
I want a peaceful anarcho-socialist world
I wish the robot was gone
>>28245085
Anita Sarkeesian is the new moot
I want my cock to grow by 15% in length and girth
i wish i was a cute girl
>>28245084
There is only one life form on earth and it is not you.
Look, I just want some pants. A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!
>>28245084
As there is no more motivation for people to pursue higher education due to contentment due to happiness in a peaceful worlds, doctors, scientists and engineers become scarce.
>>28245028
Granted, but you now have down's syndrome.
I wish I didn't have social anxiety and had good social skills, such that people found me fun, charming, interesting, and confident.
I wish to be totally wicked awesome. Like, I wish to b the most amazing person ever.
I wish this wish remains unfulfilled.
>>28245084
>anarcho
>socialist
pick 1
socialism relies on force (breaking the non aggression principle) to take goods or services from others
>>28245119
Dick tumour
>>28245138
Due to your charisma, everyone likes you and you are unable to differentiate who is charmed by you and who is genuinely interested in you.
>>28245126
They attract horny ostriches
I want to go back in time to when I was ten, I want to inhabit my old body but retain my current knowledge, I don't want to go mad or to get molested for no apparent reason.
>>28245144
I hate you
>>28245146
the name is shitty but basically communes
>>28245146
Anarchism means absence of hierarchy. I don't want no government, I want flat government.
>>28245144
[autistic screaming]
>>28245119
It does, but it's the result of penile cancer. >>28245121
Granted, but you're raped and killed by a pedophile.
>>28245126
A nice pair of pants are yours, but they don't fit. >>28245142
Granted, but you feel dead inside despite the public acclaim, and blow your brains out. >>28245144
It does, but someone else's wish for you to be hit by bus is granted.
I wish I had severe autism
>>28245144
Genie push your wish into superposition
>Fulfilled and unfulfilled at the same time.
>>28245126
They make you gay for bees
>>28245225
You get autism but it's the high-functioning kind. So you wont be eligible for autismbux but you'll still be too autistic to lead a normal lifestyle.
>>28245138
Everybody has more social anxiety and poorer social skills than you. Relative to everybody else, you have the least anxiety and best social skills in the world. However, this causes the collapse of society.
Every time I shit in a toilet it becomes a cute loli who wants to make love
>>28244797
I wish I had a bigger dick
>>28245267
the loli is made out of feces
>>28245270
It's too big, 25 inches and as wide as a tree trunk
>>28245267
...but it's still made out of shit.
>>28245267
The first time you have diarrhea you are raped to death by horny lolis.
I wish to meet the person who will give me the most fulfilling, satisfying, and happiest sexual relationship in my life in a fashion that would be conducive to us having that relationship as soon as possible, someone who is:
a) Living and will not die until at least the moment of my own death,
b) Currently available to commit to a sexual and emotional relationship with me,
c) Physically attractive to me in this state and time,
d) Someone who would find me more physically and mentally attractive than either anyone else he currently knows or anyone else he would meet in the course of a relationship with me,
e) Someone who my friends and immediate family (or, alternatively, you could list a bunch of people whose judgement you trust) would currently deem acceptable for me to date once they knew the true history and background of that person,
f) Currently not suffering from any long or short-term diseases or handicaps that would significantly disrupt our relationship,
g) Located in a place that I could move to.
>inb4 just wish for omnipotence
>>28245267
She doesn't disappear after you're done and after a month you've run out of places to hide them.
>>28244846
You die slowly and painfully due to a chronic disease
>>28245270
Dick is bigger but limp and you have stds.
I wish I could not have been born.
>>28245291
daamn :(
At least I have a big dick
>>28245270
See:>>28245149
>Dick tumour
>>28245270
hornets sting your dick until you die.
At the time of your death, your penis has swollen to a 12x9 inch mass of aching flesh
>>28245286
>>28245303
>>28245301
>>28245313
>these
>downsides
hnnng you're making me come babies, mmphg
>>28245262
I SAID SEVERE FAGOLA
>>28245185
your best friend gets raped in front of you and you get a boner
>>28245312
they kill you and then themselves
All the blue boards become my personal army
>>28245364
>You get constipation and a loli is made within you. She dies inside you and you have to hide the body. You fail and are sentence to death for the murder of a child.
>>28245397
at least I still get to suck black cock in jail
>>28245372
>I SAID SEVERE FAGOLA
Sorry anon, I'm drunk and cant read.
You have severe autism but live in a third world country where autismbux isnt a thing. So you're a burden to your parents, who will grow to recent you and ultimate poison you at the age of 30.
>>28245312
>I wish to meet the person who will give me the most fulfilling, satisfying, and happiest sexual relationship in my life
>Currently available to commit to a sexual and emotional relationship with me,
You have requested a sexual relationship, and emotional availability, but availability does not imply you know any more how to talk to women than you do now.
You are having the most amazing, commuted sex of your life and will never experience an emotional bond because you're still too shy to ask a woman out.close enough
>>28245390
I wish Donald Trump appoints me to his cabinet
>>28245372
>knew I wanted to go back to keep my best friend from dying
Oh genie, you're a laugh riot.
>>28245312
This person turns out to be psychotic and kills everyone you care about.
>>28245390
They become your personal army, but all posters are new and dont know a single thing about hacking or raiding, so any requests ultimately fail.
>>28245312
Granted, but right before you kiss her for the first time you die of an aneurism.
>>28245325
Granted, but your consciousness is instantiated in a robot, which experiences unrelenting misery, pain and loneliness.
I wish I was brave and confident in my own abilities
>>28245438
Saves me using another wish
>>28245437
>>28244968
I've unintentionally brought up a lot of dark shit, sorry anons
I wish these two happiness
>>28245185
Your wish is granted but you are unable to hide your knowledge from people and your family wonders why youre acting like a grown adult in a child's body and they become afraid of you. You then try to explain that you were granted a wish by a genie but they don't believe you and they think you've gone insane. They commit you to multiple different child psychiatric units and you spend the rest of your life being questioned by curious psychiatrists and psychologists and your family fears you and you cannot enjoy life the same way you did when you were really ten
>>28245423
Granted, but he fires you after one day for incompetence.
>>28245474
Their happiness comes from your death
I wish for infinite wishes that never screw me over
>>28245474
You're a nice person.
>>28245496
Lmao.
I wish for the genie to grant me the most mundane life.
>>28245474
Granted, but you take over their depression
I wish for infallible recall.
>>28245312
Your wish is granted and you have a child with this person, but he turns out to be a curse and a disappointment that gradually sours your relationship until you can't stand each other.
>>28245519
Granted but you die of a brain hemorrhage before wishing for good health.
>>28245532
Granted, but the mundanes leads you to have a mental breakdown and kill yourself.
>>28245549
you see your waifu raped and murdered before your eyes
>>28245519
You get infinite wishes but they're all negative. None of them literally screw you over though.
>>28245519
Granted but they screw everyone else again and again and again...
I want to have a little girl gf
>>28245420
if its a painless poison I'll take it
I wish we had more threads like this
>>28245567
Granted but you're arrested for statutory rape, and you're raped and killed in prison.
>>28245567
you get murdered by her parents and they don't even get arrested. She kills herself due to depression after losing you.
>>28245567
...by the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I proclaim you guilty of pedophilia!
>>28245600
Granted, but you lose your internet connection forever.
>>28245462
Granted, but your only ability is to be a good cocksucker and fucktoy for jamal and friends.
I wish for all of supermans strengths but none of his weaknesses
>>28245135
retard
>>28245146
wew
>>28245549
You become incapable of thought because you can't abstract yourself from the world at all. Everything is detail and you can't see the big picture of anything. You cant sleep because every detail of everything you've ever seen crowds into your mind. You suffer like this until you die
>funes the memorious
I wish I was more confident or just not a coward.
I wish for enlightenment
I wish that, during a debate between trump and hillary, Donald trump pulls out a revolver and shoots Hillary in the face and then points his finger at her dead body and says "you're fired"
>>28245675
He gets stumped
>>28245601
that's an ok trade
>>28245615
>she kills herself
wish i didnt make that wish
>>28245658
Your wish is granted. Your confidence and boldness brings you much success which makes you cruel and hard hearted, and everyone and everything you used to live skills away from you.
>>28245658
you get dared to do something stupid and it kills you.
>>28245668
you learn that you cannot die and that your suffering will grow more intense with every passing day.
>>28245658
You become so confident that you think you're invincible so you join the military to fight Isis but you get captured and they rape and torture you
>>28245658
You become so brave that you try to stop an armed home invader with only your bare hands. You're shot, killed, and forgotten.
>>28245668
Granted, you are enlightened to the futility of existence.
>>28245675
Granted, but you're in the arena, and he shoots you next.
>>28245688
>wish i didnt make that wish
you never experience her love :(
I wish I could burgle pharmacies without getting caught ever
>>28245675
Sanders gets elected.
>>28245731
Granted, you steal opioids and overdose on them.
>>28245731
you don't get caught but immediately OD on the goods after your first heist. You die convulsing and writhing in your own foaming saliva and shit.
>>28245731
You get caught in possession of drugs after burglarizing the pharmacies and go to jail.
>>28245688
Granted but she kill herself because she'll never be with you and cannot stand it.
>>28245633
Granted, but you look like Doomsday.
>>28245270
Your dick becomes so massive you faint whenever you get an erection. Also, no matter what pants you wear, there is a definite bulge.
>>28245312
You meet this person in a dream, and do not know where she is located in the world.
>>28245390
They expect payment.
>>28245462
You become overly confident and can no longer see your flaws.
>>28245519
Every time you use one of these wishes, one of your close friends or loved ones gets raped to death.
>>28245567
The FBI kicks down your door and arrests you.
I wish I could breathe underwater without losing the ability to breathe air and without any physical disfigurement
I want to have a little girl gf and NOT get arrested/killed/ostracized for it
I wish I had the ability to focus on any task, no matter how menial, time-consuming, or unpleasant. This focus would be accompanied by limitless ambition and energy.
I wish 4chan, and r9k in particular, always had good, interesting threads, with banter, insight, discussion, and fun. Also the normies would leave r9k forever.
>>28244990
>can't
omnipotent means he can.
>>28245806
>Also the normies would leave r9k forever
r9k becomes completely empty.
>>28245804
You start counting the stars and die of old age before you finish
>>28244797
I want to go back in time with all of my current knowledge to when I was 10 years old
>>28245800
She has AIDS
>>28245804
You cannot think about anything else during that focus and you are unable to stop it.
I wish for unconditional omnipotence.
>>28245865
Would your omnipotence allow you to create a rock so heavy that you yourself could not carry it?
>>28245789
Granted, you swimming at a local beach and are eaten by a shark.
>>28245800
Granted but she has progeria.
>>28245804
Granted, but once you start focusing on something, you're concentration is so good that you can't stop, causing you to neglect your dietary needs and you die of dehydration.
>>28245865
Granted but everything in the world vanishes, so you're all powerful over nothing. You're tormented by eternal loneliness.
>>28245865
You are unconditionaly omnipotent but only in your imagination.
I wish that all other wishes are nullified EXCEPT for this one
>>28244879
You restart back at 9, only to realize that destiny is unchangeable and relive every terrible moment all over again. Only to repeat your life in the time you made the wish, going back to 9 years old ad infinitum.
>>28244887
She has Tyrone's children and wants you to sign papers adopting your wifes kids.
>>28244895
You suffer every single death and pain of all your living beings in your universe.
>>28244882
You get accused of plagiarism, everyone thinks you're a joke and a hack.
>>28244970
You spawn several super villains who you must face every single time or else they kill thousands, if not millions of innocent people. They will only stop appearing once you give up all of your powers for good.
I wish I could communicate telepathically with animals
>>28245800
She is extremely unattractive.
>>28245789
You are deathly afraid of water.
>>28245806
4chan no longer becomes a fringe website for social outcasts and losers, and the rest of the website gets populated by normies.
>>28245851
To account for your brain's development, your physical development is stunted in other ways. You grow to be a manlet with a small dick.
I wish to not be an opiate addict.
>>28245909
>only in your imagination
that's a condition.
>>28245902
>everything in the world vanishes
Also a condition, but it doesn't matter, I can snap my fingers and undo your puny attempt ruin it.
>>28245898
Dunno.
>>28245865
Granted, but omnipotence sets you apart from everyone else. You can't relate to normal humans, and begin to question the purpose of existence. Eventually, you become extremely lonely and depressed.
>>28245902
>Granted but she has progeria.
Kek, good one. You got me anon. That would suck.
>>28245008
Geenie is free by you replacing him in his prison.
>>28245028
You die tomorrow
>>28245085
Board gets flooded with "I want to Nippa"
>>28245084
You eventually stop being mentally retarded and realize that there's no such thing.
>>28245121
You get raped by Tyrone and contact AIDS
>>28245270
Your dick is so big that everytime you get an erection, the blood goes to your penis and you pass out everytime. Leaving your penis useless
>>28245267
You shit them out in actual size, leaving you to die from the giant gaping asshole of yours and the blood loss from shitting something that big.
>>28245390
They turn on you
>>28245567
Insta jail, raped and killed
>>28245633
You get transported to the DC universe and have to constantly fight the latest threat to Earth.
>>28245800
>I want to have a little girl gf and NOT get arrested/killed/ostracized for it
She's black
I wish to be transported to the Pokemon world as a 10 year old trainer who just started and has to pick out their starter pokemon.
>>28246304
You go training in a local forest and are strangled to death by an arbok.
>>28244902
you get a whole turkey with feathers and shit, between two slices of bread
>>28246304
Magikarp or bidoof
>>28246353
Pls, Pokemen don't kill people
>>28246372
Magikarp eventually turns into a Gyrados
>>28246365
>>28244928
>>28244943
>>28244975At least the turkey's not dry
I wish I could be an immortal, high level adventurer in the Forgotten Realms universe.
>>28244970
You get your super powers and have the ability to fix all your problems but you still decide to be a cuck knowing that letting your oneitis live out her life unhindered and falling for a chad is what drives you crazy and made you love her in the first place.
>>28244797
I wish for WW3 to finally start
Let's go.
>>28246541
You're forced to serve, get captured, tortured and spend the rest of the war in a tiny cell with no light while getting beatings regularly by manlets with guns.
>>28244931
I would die from laughter
I wish humans had sophisticated and universal teleport technology.
>>28245084
Anarcho-socialism is enacted. Everyone peacefully starves to death.
>>28245119
It grows posthumously and you are studied as a freak of nature.
>>28246541
You die, everyone you care about dies, your cause is utterly destroyed, and its over quickly, without being anywhere near as glorious as youd have hoped.
You die ignobly, cowering with the rifle you discared as you sank to your knees crying, kicked aside by an Australian, a bona fide shitposting Chad, who smiles as you beg for your life, having realised your wish didnt involve you being strong or the world being enveloped in all consuming glorious conflict. He shoves the barrel of his rifle in your mouth and pulls the trigger.
I wish that no one can reply to this post and change my wish
>>28245142
No need to wish for that, your mommy loves you and thinks you're awesome.
>>28244975
>>28244928
>>28244943
>>28245004
>>28246365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0rWLxqNhWM
>>28246637
People reply anyway.
>>28245144
Granted but the tradition for left over wishes is for the genie to go out and make something happen that he believes the wisher would have truly wanted. You wasted it.
>>28245144
The genie slaps you for being a paradoxical cunt.
>>28245668
>I wish for enlightenment
You're a loser and a faggot posting on an image board.
>>28245731
>slowly develop kleptomania for goods found in pharmaceutical stores
>you increasingly want a stronger high
>you inject spermicide into your testicles
>decide tampons are no good without blood on them so you get it from porta-potties then eat them
>regularly drink hand sanitizer
>>28245731
You can only steal tampons and deep heat.
>>28246975
He never said he'd be the one taking the drugs.
>>28245865
you almost immediately feel as though you were at one time omnipotent then you realize the genie had the power to rebuke your omnipotence
I wish for the ability to read and control minds of everyone, and also the ability to tune out the voices when I want.
>>28244797
I want the current state of affairs to change in my favor.
>>28246161
you now have aids and no way to ease the pain
>>28247071
You win two dollars off a $1 dollar scratch off.
>>28244797
become world leader, hated by the people but loved by the elite
>>28247058
>unconditional
Try harder.
![472%20-%20don_west%20gif%20high_five%20mike_tenay%20tna[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/cg6x3ev.gif "472%20-%20don_west%20gif%20high_five%20mike_tenay%20tna[1].gif")
>>28247090
fuck yeah $2
![13129400_1304624636219731_1159437317_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YiaOVOV.jpg "13129400_1304624636219731_1159437317_n[1].jpg")
I wish for Emily Barry to smother me between her heaving bosoms.
>>28247068
>>28247068
You can read minds, but the invasion is able to be sensed by those who are affected by it. They aren't happy you're doing that shit.
>>28245865
It is granted, and you immediately realize nothing matters when you have such power.
>>28247154
as if that fucking matters
>>28247146
You die of suffocation and she feels such guilt she gets breast reduction.
>>28247115
The people riot, and your entire existence is filled with terror. They eventually overtake you and you're killed in the most painful, slow way possible.
>>28247126
One is fake. You get arrested when you try to use it.
>X happens but Y also
you niggers, this is not how this shit works. You can't just add your own but Y happens to the conditions of the wish. Use your imagination or fuck off.
>>28247200
>she gets breast reduction
NOOOOOOOO
i wish i had never opened this thread.
>>28246444
as if you can't cheese the game with any shitty pokemon
>>28247202
then I will have died a martyr that woke up the people
>>28247176
Missed the control part the first time I read it. Hmm. People eventually catch on to what you're doing. You're killed at range to avoid the use of your powers on the assassin.
![0ba[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xem5s7w.jpg "0ba[1].jpg")
>>28247202
>One is fake. You get arrested when you try to use it.
Violation of wish granting codes. The state of affairs did not in fact turn in my favor as was promised. Genie is now fired and I get a new non-jerkwad Genie to grant my wish.
>>28247246
Nah, the people thought you were a cunt.
>>28245828
He's only omnipotent within his own universe tho boiiiiii
>>28247273
that doesn't really make my wish bad though, that's a circumstantial scenario that could be easily avoided
>>28247279
No, the state of affairs went your way. Then they didn't. You didn't specify an amount of time in your original post.
>>28244797
I wish for a cool samurai sword and for Genie to not be such an asshole about it
>>28246505
everyone hates and despises you
>>28247329
Everybody laughs at you for being such a massive fucking weeb.
>>28247319
Fine. Everyone's thoughts are about you being a cunt. You can control their minds, but while their minds are controlled, their bodies go into an unstoppable killing rampage. You can control JUST their mind.
I wish for a boyfriend who is genuinely kind and loving
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3z7L0rX.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>28247328
They never went my way if the dollar was fake. You fucked up.
>>28247329
it's an actual samurai sword from 1000 years ago and it's a rusty piece of shit
![Rare+pepe+s+get+yer+rare+pepe+s+here_5a814b_5507279[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C5zkQTP.jpg "Rare+pepe+s+get+yer+rare+pepe+s+here_5a814b_5507279[1].jpg")
>>28247351
lel like I give a shit about them
>>28246600
It's the kind where you die every time you use it, and the "you" that comes out the other end is just a copy that has your memories.
>>28247347
Like I give a fuck.
>>28247328
You think it's cool. Everyone else thinks it's kinds lame. It breaks when you try to use it.
I wish I could use the buy 1 get 1 Big Mac free coupon without doing the survey.
>>28247356
he has stage 90 dick cancer and will die in a month
I wish I was a successful musician
>>28247385
>implying owning a 1000 year old rusty samurai sword isn't the coolest shit ever
>>28247356
You get it, he's madly in love with you until you fuck up like you always do and he drops you after a long talk that ends in tears.
[sp]s-sorry, anon[/sp]
I wish to get fit
>>28247362
It went your way because you won two dollars. It ceased to go your way when you claimed the two dollars. You didn't immediately have the fake upon winning.
>>28247416
you become successful, but now your ass is at the mercy of the fat jew producers
>>28247410
You succeed but there is cum in your big mac sauce
>>28247420
You're sent a high class tailor to make you a perfectly fitted dress for a prom. He laughs at you the whole time.
![kbp_kritika_demonblade_banner[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z2O5rhE.jpg "kbp_kritika_demonblade_banner[1].jpg")
>>28247329
It's a demon-possessed sword and it craves the blood the innocent. You are compelled to slaughter everyone you love as soon as you touch it.
But you do look pretty bad-ass doing so.
I wish for a million dollars, in completely normal unmarked $100 bills, to appear on my bed in front of me. That is the only event I wish to happen.
>>28247410
You get two big macs but there is a pound of Mexican pubes in them from the employees
>>28247421
you're not even making much sense now, anon. You say it was fake, then you say it wasn't.
>>28247520
the money appears, but they're dollars from Canada (if you're aussie) or Australia (if you're canadian or american).
>>28247410
You get two big macs. After eating them, you're hit by guilt and depression over being a pathetic, lonely fat fuck.
>>28247520
every individual bill is encased in a metal alloy shell that is nearly unbreakable and the cost to remove the casings from every single bill is 1 million dollars
>>28247520
You now own $1,000,000 in monopoly money.
>>28244964
This is a really good one anon
Bloxxxposting like whoa
>>28247520
The unmarked bills were owned by the cartel and now they will be looking for you and the million dollars
I want to make a grand scientific discovery.
>>28247563
Reading comprehension much?
You buy the scratch off. You pay one dollar for it. The winnings from the scratch off is two dollars. Things are going your way. BUT you don't have any money right now. Just a ticket that can be redeemed for two dollars.
You redeem the ticket. Things cease to go your way. One bill is fake. You get arrested, and hopefully learn some goddamn sense in prison.
>>28247570
>>28247587
ye should've specified usd i guess. but wouldn't normal to me mean my currency anyway?
>>28247580
no type of dollar bill comes in metal casing, and i said all i wanted was normal money and nothing else
I wish you weren't such a fag
I want to be god of this universe. No restrictions on my power. With the same memories. With the power to bend reality to my will. And its not a hallucination, a dream, or my imagination.
i wish i could turn every single atom in my body invisible at will
>>28247580
what part of "completely normal unmarked $100 bills" is so difficult to understand?
I'm bailing on this thread. People are too stupid.
>>28247612
let em' look?
They have nothing at all to go on other than serial numbers and once they're turned in to a bank they'd lose that paper trail.
>>28247672
Your spending is noticed, and the IRS notices you didn't record the income. The money is confiscated and you're fined heavily.
>>28247664
You can, however, its permanent and you can change back. Also without retinas to have photons bounce off of, you are blind.
>>28247672
>getting this upset over a silly game
this is why no one invites you to parties.
>>28247664
You can turn every atom invisible at will, but it's one atom at a time. If one goes invisible, the previous invisible atom becomes visible.
>>28247706
That's retarded too. It has nothing to do with finding a loophole in the original wish.
>>28247709
can't change back*
>>28247616
It's not two dollars if one of the ones I redeem the ticket for is fake, and it's not a favorable turn of current affairs. Genie can't lie. This is one of the fundamental rules of wish granting. You lost, ya fuckin' autist.
>>28244797
I wish for humanity to be exterminated utterly and permanently right this fucking second.
>>28244797
I wish for everyone below my post to properly get what they wish for, untwisted in any way, shape, or form per the meaning the the OP's original and non misconstrued instruction.
>>28247740
The loophole in the original wish is that you didn't specify a reason for getting the money other than magically and didn't account for any real world legal repercussions. I'm sorry you're too fucking stupid to realize that.
i wish for a perfect 6'4" athletic body that requires no maintenance: i can eat whatever i want and not gain any fat or lose muscle and also i never have to take a shit
>>28247580
It is discovered by somebody, they suspect you of counterfeiting, drug-dealing or some other felony. You are reported to the police and arrested.
>>28247764
ok. wish granted.
>>28247706
You might as well have said "and then you get hit by a bus". You can't just add random shit that doesn't have anything to do with the original wish. There's no particular reason why the IRS would notice unless the wish granter screwed up.
>>28247769
everyone gets what they wish for in an alternate reality.
