How would you little beta bitch boys handle this situation?
>>28244793
I'm a Chad
I'd probably say something like, "You got your legs up like you own the place, don't you?"
>>28244793
turn around, say 'hey, could you move your legs please?' and smile
then scoff as you turn back around once she's moved them because she wasn't expecting you to be nice and make her feel like a bitch
>>28244813
Dear Anon,
Please see attached image.
Regards,
Anon
>this turns me on immensely
>yep saving this to the spank bank
Sniff em
Would massage those legs till she couldn't walk
I've actually gotten tail by giving some awesome back and leg massages
>>28244793
push on her feet so she falls backwards in the chair
>>28244793
She has beautiful legs 2bh, but im not beta so i would just grab her legs and move them off the chair.
>>28244908
This. I'd suck her delicious female foot sweat through her stockings too
Seems she likes him and is trying to tease him.
Call her a freak and poke the foot with a pen or something. Might get a giggle.
If it happens again escalate until I've got her legs in my lap or my hand in her pants.
or this >>28244966
Actually scrap this >>28244987,
This seems like a better idea >>28244966
Chop her fucking legs off and beat her to death with them.
butcher her legs and eat them
>>28244966
This
I would do the same whoever it is
>>28244793
the responses posted are terrible...
you lightly grab her foot say "oh ya?" and then tickle her foot. Its a lighthearted way to be affectionate and alpha at the same time.
>>28245109
oh yeah man grabbing a stranger's foot and touching it trying to tickle it is totally alpha not super fucking creepy autistic foot fag fetish behavior
>>28245109
What if she's not ticklish? Then you just look like an awkward fuck
whip out my dick and start jerking off
>>28245109
very alfa, sire
>>28244897
>>28244908
>>28244994
>>28245147
I'd grab a foot and start making out with it.
>>28244793
Stare her down.
If she's on her phone tap her foot.
If she doesn't give a fuck I would sensually touch her foot.
If she still doesn't care I'm not sure what to think and I would probably just move my chair forward.
Actually I'd probably just move my chair from the start.
Take out your pencil or nearest pointy object.
Gently, but firmly, stab her in the middle of her foot with it a few times. Preferably in the middle section where the foot is most sensitive.
It will get her to stop being a cheeky bitch and make you look playful at the same time.
>>28244793
Tear those stockings off and dry rape her
Tilt my chair back on the back legs and start rocking it back and forth
She'll probably get annoyed with it and take her feet down
If you're not chad, there's no way you can win in this situation
>>28244793
Damn, I hope those two are friends. I literally have no clue how to handle this if I were in his place and was getting bullied. I'd obviously move away but I'd end up looking beta as fuck.
>>28245797
YOU DON'T NEED TO MOVE, ANON.
ESTABLISH YOURSELF. YOU LIKE THAT FUCKING SEAT AND THIS BITCH IS ENCROACHING ON YOUR SPACE. DO YOU HAVE A FOOT FETISH? I DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO.
DON'T RUN AWAY. GET RID OF THE PROBLEM.
>>28245840
But how? do I grab them and push them away? What if she just puts them back? do I ask her kindly? do I get mad and tell her to fuck off? do I begin crying?
>>28244813
I'm also a Chad. I'd be all like, "Hey, i TOEtally wasn't expecting that, haha"
if your answer is anything but putting her feet in your mouth, your a beta bitch boy and you deserve to be here
A girl did something very similar to this to me. Here's how I handled it
>She puts her feet on my chair
>When I turn toward her, she gives me a playful-challenging look, as if to say "What are you gonna do about it, fuccboi?"
>I smile and push her feet away
>She smiles back and puts them back where they were
>I tickle the bottom of her feet
>She pulls them back and puts them on the ground
In hindsight, I should have just let her leave her feet there. It was kind of hot.
Realistically, I'd acknowledge her for less than five seconds, and then get up and go to the bathroom to masturbate.
I'd probably find a new place to sit after that.
Bumping for thread potential
originalblox
If a girl actually has the courage to do that to you... it may already be too late.
>>28244793
Lick her foot. Not even a footfag, I just know it'll disgust her enough to get her feet off of my back.
Stare at her in the eyes and suck on her toes.
Further request to wrap her legs around my neck
>>28244793
tell her i have a huge fucking boner and im gonna think about her feet while i masturbate later on.
finesse and imperial
>>28245960
put them in your mouth faggot
>>28245141
What if feet don't exist because our eyes don't exist? There would be no point then.
Tell her if she wants to keep her legs intact she'll remove them from my chair.
>implying I go outside
>implying I won't go into autistic beta rage if anyone tried to fuck with me
Convince myself not to rape
>>28246070
This is the best approach. Also, instead of tickling her foot I would've grabbed her by the ankle and pulled her forward a bit. She wouldn't expect it and would probably get a bit red faced from it if you could actually pull her off her seat a bit.
>>28244793
Several cases like this through school made me a foot fetishist.
>>28244793
Joke is on her. I have footfetish
I don't have a problem telling people to get fucked.
I just don't talk to people unless I have to. In this case I have to.
tear her stockins
>>28250331
Girls in school rarely wear stocking
>>28244966
this tbo, fucking stacy trying to assert her "female empowerment" on me, go eat a dick
>>28244813
I already know what you look like. You're like 5'11" and think you're super tall and you're a skinny twink with a weird rural accent of whatever your home country is. Probably Australia.
>>28244793
Tear my fucking eyes out of their sockets before calmly telling her to remove her feet from my chair.
>>28244793
If she touches me I would scoot the chair back. Or scream into the crowd about how some people can't sit like humans and probably defecate themselves.
>Her boyfriend walks over
>Tries to start shit
I WOULD NOT FUCKING CARE. First hit makes me lawsuit money. Could also nab the bitch for harassment.
foot fetishists are mentally ill
incestfags have more tact
>>28245748
this
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>>28245127
>stranger
>obviously a class mate
You are an oblivious sperg.
>>28244793
Nothing
I'm fucking serious if she was like in my class or something I would still not do anything wether she was ''playful'' or she was just fucking with me to laugh with her Stacy friends.
Sometimes i like to act cool on /r9k/ but i'm the biggest loser I know...
Alternatively if I had a spine I would pull it or tickle it , some shit like that.
Thing is I'm extremely ugly and would only be able to pull off anything like that off if she was fatter than me
>>28250504
Pretty close, anon. Pretty damn close.
grab her feet and pull them forward so she almost flals out of her seat
>patterned tights
fucking hnng. I would act nonchalant but have the hugest boner. I wish hardcore foot fetishists didn't ruin it for everyone else. I look like Chad but after a girl has heard some dork talking about brewing tea with her sweaty socks, it's kind of hard to open up to lesser things.
>>28251159
I am lucky foot fetishist with a girlfriend who has cute feet. How do I brew sweaty socks tea?
>>28244793
Something like "fuck you doin?" so I scare her off with my overreaction and autism even though she was just being playful.
>>28244793
I'd bite at her toes nigga
>>28252900
kute
>>28244793
"now spread them over"
>>28251159
>Sweaty sock tea
I thought I was the biggest foot degenerate around, you have opened my eyes
Ask her to fucking pack it in, and if she doesn't then lose my temper and call her names.
sperg out and leave
I would tell her to fuck off and push them off if I had to. Girls don't mess with me anyway
t. no respect for women
>>28245012
>Seems she likes him and is trying to tease him.
wow, being so beta...
Try desperately to hide my monstrous erection and jack off to the memory for the next few years until I eventually die in a masturbatory fueled cardiac arrest.
>>28246070
>just licked the bottom of a foot
>she takes them back for good
i'm impressed, this wasn't good but i'm impressed nonetheless
>>28244793
>foot fetish part of me enjoys it
>woman hating part of me hates that she's trying assert dominance over me
Such conflicting feels, I'd probably just try to ignore it and hope she touches me with her feet then fap later
>>28244793
"your feet smell"
>>28244793
If I were young and still had hair I'd turn around and start playing with her feet and toes while chatting her up.
But that's looking back with the knowledge I've gained. In the years when I had the chance I blew it.
I'd kiss her feet and then turn away. She would be thinking: did that just happen? Then later on I'd fap to it.
She has nice legs though. Look how close they are to that dude, that's pretty hot desu
>>28253171
Well she surely will put her feet away than.
>>28245109
you guys need to learn how to pick up signals
putting up your feet like that is great disrespect towards the other person, you don't respond nicely to that, you tell her to fuck her legs off or you'll do it for her.
>>28253279
Thats assuming they are strangers.
>>28253279
this is why you are still a virgin and will always be
>>28244793
Um, e-excuse me c-could you please m-move your l-legs?
You can't do anything good.
If you tell her not to do it, she will laugh it you, which will obviously mean you have to escalate in which case some Chad or maybe a group of whiteknights will beat you up for brownie points.
If you don't do anything, you're a beta bitchboy.
Being an inferior male in society is just shit. There is nothing good you can do. It's best to just leave society and live in seclusion. Actually if all inferior males did this, then society wouldn't work, but most inferior men are too hung up on the carrot on a stick(marriage, job, etc) that is hanging in front of their faces.
>>28244793
Seriously? How about you have some goddamn common courtesy and think about someone other than yourself for a change.
>>28253266
Not if I knock her out
I'd tell her her feet stink (in a serious way, not a playful way) and suggest the name of one of those shoe freshener brands .
Women HATE being told they smell bad.
>>28253325
right just kidding, I know that when a girl puts her feet up to your head she actually wants your cock, she's just too shy to say it. My bad.
fucking retard
>>28250504
You smart to be honest family
Man she has nice legs...
"I guess having your legs in the air comes pretty easy to you?"
though i'd probably do something like >>28246070
Wow her legs are really nice. I would prefer them to stay up honestly, but how i would react would have a lot to do with her attitude i guess. If she is clearly not interested and disrespecting me i would just shove her feet off the chair and tell her to fuck off. If she just messing/being "playful" i would honestly have no idea what to do. I can tell someone to go fuck themselves no problems, but handling a girl who actually likes me is an alien concept to me.
>>28244793
I'd tell the guy, "Dude, you're just going to let her rest your feet on you without even asking for money? Tsk tsk."
>>28244793
Would stare in her eyes until she removes her legs.
I'd probably just stare at her while slowly putting my hands in my pants.
I'd start sniffing and kissing her toes.
I can guarantee she'd pull her legs away and move to another seat.
The real question is how to turn this situation into one where you get laid or atleast touch her thighs.
>>28244793
Just nicely tell her to take her legs away, and if she refuses, I'd just gently push them away. If she'd try putting them on there again, I'd forcefull pull her legs so she'd fall and call her a fucking whore.
>>28244793
I would lick her feet
This is the only acceptable answer
grab both feet and lift them up until she falls on the floor or is about to
continue until she learns her lesson
Start mouth breathing frantically and trying to pull her tights off.
>>28249182
>>28252015
>>28253185
What are exactly people with foot fetish looking for? Is it the smell or texture? Is there some part of the feet that turns you on more that other parts? Are fingernails include in the equation?
>>28244793
i'd get a raging erection and pray to the bonerblood gods for the moment to last as long as possible, the mere thought of her interacting with me even as a placeholder for her feet would be enough to fulfill my entire existence
>>28255579
I guess it's just like with assess or with pussy. You can't quite tell why but it turns you on.
>>28244793
I'd grab her leg and yell at her to get her filthy feet off of me.
>>28244793
>I'm a Chad
>I'd probably say something like, "C-c-can i take a selfie with ur feet please?"
Fok off ye daaft kyhnt!
tell her to get her feet off my seat
>>28244793
zabieraj te nogi szmato jebana bo ci je upierdole przy samej glowie
>>28244793
looks like she's wearing some pretty nice tights. it would be a shame if someone's long, craggly nail were to run down her leg.
>>28255987
glowie?? girls hate glowie you re-re. you'd be known as zabieraj the gay glowie.
>>28256023
huj ci w dupe cwelu
>>28256043
huj is for dupes you cwelu
>>28244793
"Yo. Off my chair." While doing a "brushing away" motion to her feet.
If she gets off, problem solved.
If she doesn't get off, jerk my chair forward so her feet fall to the floor.
DON'T POINT YOUR CUNT AT ME! UGH! I CAN SMELL BOTH YOUR CUNT AND YOUR ASSHOLE! HEY EVERYONE! THIS CUNT DOESN'T WASH HER CUNT OR ASSHOLE AND SHE'S OPENING HER LEGS SO I CAN SMELL THEM! YOU NASTY GIRL YOU NASTY.
>>28256069
ta chyba for your dupes pedale
>>28256101
chyba pedale cwelufucker
>>28256112
dojade cie kurwo gdzie mieszkasz
>>28256137
you're a dojade you faggot. kurwo my mieskasz faggot
Awkwardly ignore or move seats like a real beta male.
Glance back occasionally to see Chad and Tyrone chatting her up.
>>28253181
Tickled, you illiterate retard. I'm not licking the bottom of a foot.
>>28244793
without looking back, subtly reach over and tickle her soles and make her squeal
>>28255840
underrated post
ORIGINALS
the only logical solution is to creep her out. smell them and start rubbing your crotch
win win, if she leaves them there she likes it, if she's creeped out she stops and leaves you alone with a few "eww creepy fuck" comments that you just ignore
>turn around
>c-can you move your feet?
>all these betas who wouldn't immediately turn around and start inhaling the foot's scent as if their life depended on it
>>28244793
Push her feet back and tell her to fuck off
>>28244793
why not just ask her to politely put her fucking foot down?
first ask like a polite human
if it doesn't work then ask a bit forcefully
then if 3rd she still doesn't
call her retarded and push that foot fucking down
the easiest way is to act like you don't notice her feet on the chair and just move the chair forward really quickly, it'll throw her off balance and her feet will probably hit the floor
then just act oblivious after
I would lean forward and be like "I-Is this b-better for you m-my lady? Shall I adjust my seat for you".
>>28244793
Lean closer to her and kiss :3
If you're going to wrap your feet around my shoulders at least do it while we're facing eachother
Guys, the proper answer is to turn around and wink, then go back to your normal position.
That way it's on her to decide the course of action. She can move them away, keep them as they are, or start a conversation. Either way, you end up not looking like a beta fag, not being a rude asshole, and not being a creeper.
Naturally, that answer applies if the guy in the picture knows the girl. If not, ask politely to move them away, and call her rude + move them (but not too rough) if she doesn't.
>>28244793
Tickle her feet
>>28244793
>move closer to smell her feet
>pretend they stink and push them away in disgust
That'll show the dumb bitch.
>>28257470
This is probably the best idea
The only thing you can do in this situation is simply get up and move a few chairs over.
Anything else will be beta or creepy
>>28255046
This exactly. Assuming that she isnt disgusted by you, and you're at least average looking and not an autist, how would one go about doing this?
>>28244793
i'd massage her feet
>>28256137
calm down zabieraj the gay glowie
"Your feet smeII"
>>28244793
Rub her feet. Maybe take a lick.
Is there any other option.
>in highschool a girl used to rest her legs on my lap
>regularly got boners
Of course, nothing happened because I'm a beta.
>>28255579
I just love every part of a sexy woman.
I'd tell her that it's cute to do that but I'm going to have to put my foot down because we're in the middle of a lecture.
>>28244793
what i like most about this photo is you cant even see her face
I wish this happened to me so I can push her feet off. Like how I want this girl to ask me out just so I can reject her.
The guy shes putting her feet on looks like that model lachowski or whatever. Once again looks are the only thing that matters.
>>28244793
Disregard everything anyone has said ITT. We all know the real answer:
>try not to move
>start sweating
>stare staight away from her
>get errection
Push chair slightly forward so she can't reach without being uncomfortable
Also works to see if she is just teasing you is actually a bitch
this happened to me on my first day of school.
I did nothing
I think I should have picked the chair up and hit her round the head with it.
>>28259367
It happened to me in a 10th grade math class, this girl would take her shoes off and put her legs/feet in my lap. I'd just sit there like an autist and push them off.
>>28244793
Grab one foot and squeeze till her face twists in pain.
>>28247844
This, she is obviously the sister or cousin of beta boy, anyway.
>being at an event in the first place
>get up
>>28259398
>>28259367
It happened to me in my freshman year of college too. A girl took of her shoes and put her feet on my head. I was too scared of being beat up by her boyfriend to react, so i just sat there. Thinking now I should have probably just mass slaughter everyone in class.
Avoidance is what I almost always do in any kind of interctions with other people, so I'd probably just switch chairs or something.
>>28259499
highschool*
>inb4 freud
>>28256094
Holy shit this is the sperg God.
>>28259499
>A girl took of her shoes and put her feet on my head
Was she at least hot?
>smell her feet
>get boner
Suck them shits.
>>28244793
*grab her throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF
man those uniforms are cute
those sleeve things? fucking adorable
>>28259604
average
>>28259636
*unsheats my katana*
he-he nothhing personnel stacy
>ask if she can take her feet off my back
>if she doesn't, push them off aggressively
>if she gets rowdy, my actions are justified because I clearly told her to move her feet
i'd try to not sperg out though
>>28259666
Alright, thanks. What you described is pretty much a sexual fantasy of mine (minus the boyfriend).
>>28245261
>stare her down
unless your some ripped skinhead with prison tatoos and teardrops for every man you've killed you'll look laughable, she can see the beta in your eyes.
Crack her toes. 50 percent chance for some laughs, and 50 for awkward ass silence. Cracking toes feels so fucking good though.
>>28259683
>she gets you in a choke hold
>"CHILL THE FUCK OUT!"
>you piss yourself and pass out
Brava, anon, brava.
>>28259745
>she gets you in a choke hold
>implying a girl would do something like this because you reassured your personal space
>implying she would do this at a social gathering like in OP's pic
this isn't street fighter, lad
>>28259823
>he takes every post seriously
"CHILL THE FUCK OUT,FAGGOT!"
>>28244793
"you trying to give me a foot fetish? god damn"
something like that. i have to admit though stockinged feet and legs are a plus in my books
>>28259614
Feet sweat smell is the most disgusting smell ever. How can you get a boner from that?
>>28259863
because it's a stench of a female, which makes it hot
>>28259683
>you do that
she is a girl so everyone is on her side if you attack her for being a cunt and she fights you people will think you are the biggest asshole ever,chads and beta white knights would come to her aid and the niggers will stand up with their phones and start whooping and hollering "WAWSTAR" and in the end you lose even though she was being rude.
normies are the enemy
>>28244858
>expecting her to comply
Hi Chad.
>>28244858
if she has the gal to do that in the first place she probably wont react like that.
>>28259883
>if you attack her
pushing her feet off your back because it's uncomfortable is considered attacking her?
>people will think you are the biggest asshole ever
>normies will completely disregard her rude behaviour prior to forceful reaction
what a world to live in
>>28250973
>incestfags have more tact
Whats wrong with wincest?
>>28260005
Depends on how ugly or poor the incestuous in question are, if they're hot and rich, it's actually pretty boner-inducing, poor or ugly though? Fucking degenerates.
>>28244793
Are you fucking kidding me I'd pay a young girl to prop her legs on my back... what the fuck.
initiate eye contact, approach feet with face and then push them off the chair
>>28260207
>and then grab with both hands and suck the toes until half the foot is in mouth
FTFY
>>28244793
Hey... So does this mean we're gonna fuck?
>>28244793
Well, I'd look her dead in the eye and start licking her feet, of course.
Something like this happened to me once
>Sitting on a couch playing vidya gaems with my friends
>girl on the other couch puts her feet on my legs
>move away, her feet fall off
>she slouches so she can reach my legs again
>move away, her feet fall off again
>repeat except this time I have to nowhere to move to
>Fuck it, I am going to indulge in my foot fetish
>Start to pet her feet really vigorously for three seconds
>Return to my games, now with an erection
>she turns to her friends and says "OMG Did you guys what that guy just did?"
>They didn't
>D E V I L I S H
>E
>V
>I
>L
>I
>S
>H
A girl like that probably has a boyfriend
>>28244793
With violence of course
>>28244793
>extend arm until I grasp the thigh
>closest I got to pussy distance narrowed
I win 2bh
>>28244793
A similar thing happened to me at the pub. Two girls my friend was antiquated with we're lying on their backs kicking my chair, probably because I was the weird anit-social one. I just turned round pretending to be angry and told them to fuck off.
>>28262299
We managed to figure it out >>28255046
>>28244793
Push them off
>>28263025
>she puts them back
>whispers "You're gonna sit there and be my footstool, like a good little bitch"
>>28263413
This makes my boner harder
you just go "how did you know i have a foot fetish" then you do a quick *smell it* motion and you suddenly open your eyes wide and do a little cough and say "uhhh, wasn't expecting that, jesus christ...." and turn around with a disgusted look.
and now you ruined her school life.
