>NEET
>Go get haircut because can't put it off any longer
>Barber asks what I "do"
>"Umm, heheh, you know, I don't really, um, y-you too"
How the fuck do I deal with this situation!? Fucking end me.
>>28244187
You just tell the barber what you usually do....?
>>28244187
What was for dinner OP tendies and pizza here, also when they ask tell them you are a programer
Get a picture of a hair style you like the look of off the internet, print it and saying "something like this please"
>>28244187
I know this feel aswell
I just take a picture
"Let me get it like that"
Talk about the NBA playoffs during
>>28244254
>>28244275
Hes asking what to say when the barber asks what OP does for a living.
>>28244187
holy fuck learn to lie. i usually tell fuckers im a corrections officer.
strangely enough, i get awkward responses from blacks.
>>28244187
Why don't you tell her about the soup kitchen and piano lounge?
>>28244187
just lie you fucktard
>>28244187
Just buzz your own hair you retarded faggot
>>28244187
Buy a buzz cutter on amazon. They sell for in the 20s and you'll never need to go again. Plus you'll save money in the long run.
>>28244561
Yeah you'll save a ton of money because no girl would wanna go out with you and your shitty haircut.
Just say cut it short, and whatever.
The place I go to has it saved in the computer, so I don't worry about things like this. But making small talk, man that's some painful shit.
If you take a picture to your barber you're literally autistic
