WILL WRITE FOR MONEY
Hey guys I'm between jobs and super hard up right now, gf went to ER had some fucking asthma attack even though she doesnt have asthma and all this shit, rent and food blah blah, point is I'm a writer and I will do whatever you want, if you want content of any kind I will do it for you and I will not rip you off, Im not looking to put a steep price on my work, I will work for whatever i can get, I cant even barely feed my damn cat, man, so it's lame
this of course is gonna include sexy shit of any kind, I don't mind that at all. In fact I'm assuming that in this board what youre gonna want is some sexy shit, so I'm prepping myself to do the best I can, been practicing the past few days and getting back into writing and not reading the stuff, though usually i write other things i've read plenty and will try my best to make it good, yes?
>>28244088
>will write for money
>writes like an 8th grader on a Ritalin bender
Have you considered waiting tables?
>>28244160
I'm looking for a job, man, but it ain't the easiest thing out here
You want a sample? I WILL give you mother fuckers a sample if you want a sample, i will do it JUST ASK AND I WILL FUCKING DO IT
>>28244295
We're good, thanks.
Try /d/
>>28244420
alright here comes the sample
first two paragraphs of another commissions i got off 4chan with a VERY happy custome
GODDAMNIT WTF IS NON-ASCII
plz, my caaat
give a sample plz
http://docdro.id/exr2wAE
>>28244088
Shameless repost and this time you excluded the part about your gf being in the hospital.
Gtfo normie.
>>28244088
Let the cat die.
Let the gf die.
Let yourself sink into the void.
You've already come this far, take the plunge.
>>28245034
I'm not a fucking normie you son of a whore
>>28245154
Seriously this, OP.
It's the only way to be sure.
Please write a (minimum) 2 paragraph sample about a man with 10 penises who slowly loses them to a mysterious magical disease that causes them to invert into vaginas.
If you can do this I promise I'll pay you for the full length version. I have PayPal. I already have a full story arc in mind.
In the sample I want you to capture the essence of this man and his suffering, and offer a hint of your descriptive abilities as to the transformation aspect.
>>28244088
I will do wathever you want, of you want content of any kind I will do it for you
How much for a few njdes cutie
How much for few things in your but?
>>28244573
It's about the characters in your text for example some letters that aren't used in English.
Just screencap the story and post it
>>28244088
You are just waiting your time here. We are a bunch of low life neets, bottom of the barrel retail workers and children.
I would commission something but I'm unemployed
>>28245477
email [email protected] just to know youre not trolling and ill fucking do it bro
>>28246056
bumpyuuuupoo
>>28246056
Check your emailincredibly original comment here folks
