>tfw Hank will never be your father
any wandering /co/mrades know this feel?
>tfw hank is your father
Sucks to be you, OP
>>28243907
>tfw you will never have a strict, conservative father that has morals and cares about his family, preserving family values, and helping people out, like Hank
what a feel
>ywn be Hank's good son that will help him sell propane and propane accessories
Dale is the true robot father though
>>28244070
>true robot father
>implying
he's a fucking cuck and I hate him, even though he is paranoid and quite funny sometimes
Being committed to such a stale and boring reality would be such an awful fate
Can't say I know this feel
>>28243972
Bobby, you're a little bitch who doesn't realize how good you have it.
>>28244022
>ywn have a dumb but hot cousin living in your loft
>you will never wake up in the middle of a warm Texas night and listen to Luanns soft moans as shes fucked by her boyfriend
>ywn wait untill theyre both asleep and sneak up next to the bed
>ywn slowly and carefully run your hand across her plump tits, praying she dosent wake up and catch you.
>>28244129
Welcome to life.
originally
>>28243907
>tfw parents never gave you self esteem or social skills like they were supposed to.
>tfw sugarfoots gets rid of all the sawdust on the floor
frankly, i was unimpressed.
>tfw there will never be another show quite like KOTH
mixed feelings
>>28244181
UNCA HANK
>>28244379
LUANNE JUST WHEN I THINK YOU'VE SAID THE STUPIDEST THING EVER YOU KEEP TALKIN
>>28244322
I got into it when it was already over. I'll never get to see an episode premiere.
>>28243907
>Hank Hill
>Not Richard Watterson
>>28244473
that's a big statement
OP, you posted in /r9k/, not /co/. Luckily for you there are more communists here than on /co/.
>>28244473
>richard watterson
>yet another drooling retard fictional father
bad taste
>>28244530
I know what I've done.
>tfw hiding my secret charcoal use from family
oh fuck me i'm afraid
>tfw you'll never live a cozy suburban life in Arlen, Texas
