Eggman is really not that ugly. All he has to do is take care of himself and lose weight.
>>28242887
He's a normie who's good at taking unflattering pictures
would you fuck an egg'boi?
>>28243514
y-yes please!
oregano
Nigga looks like Droopy Dog
>>28242887
I found egg woman on tinder
Shes also a single mom
>>28243887
Originel commento nigger touchers
There is only one tbqh.
nigger got some fucked up eyes but he's not monstrously ugly
>tfw no egggf
>>28243887
Wow, they have to be related
what ethnicity is eggy?
>>28242887
Nah, he's an ugly cunt in all those pics.
If I only slept for 3 hours each night I still wouldn't look as good as eggman.
>>28244277
Let's face it. Egg is basically Chad.
>>28244143
samson is a trap now?
>>28244331
No he isn't, fuck off
>>28244564
well he's certainly not a robot since he got a gf and is happy with life
>only 3.75 more months until sweet homelessness
>>28244675
We love you Egg. Consider reintroducing Eggy's Roll Up
>>28244675
die of cancer you disgusting fuck
>>28244675
More videos!
Eggo in the pic
(why is eggo in the pic?)
>>28245118
I guarantee you that I won't live much longer, no matter what I want
>>28245563
eggy pls don't go :-(
>>28245563
please die you fucking cancerous tumor
>>28242887
the thing about eggy is that he has a feminine baby face
If he exercised ever in his life he wouldn't have such a gross droopy fat face. If he got a decent haircut he wouldn't look like a balding old woman. If he wore decent clothes he wouldn't look like an escaped retard.
But self improvement is not a meme and being a pathetic fuck is. Improvement is hard and whining is easy.
>>28246978
>But self improvement is not a meme and being a pathetic fuck is. Improvement is hard and whining is easy.
What?
I wear a t shirt and jeans, I get buzzcuts, I never work out, I still look good and I get compliments
>>28246805
Very likely unless I find a way to become homeless more quickly
>>28247874
eggy if you want to come to australia you can live with me and my mum
>>28247874
>unless I find a way to become homeless more quickly
literally just quit your fucking job and live in the streets. what's so hard about that? fucking ugly retarded attention whore
>>28242887
HIS FWHR IS FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKEEEEED!
eggman reminds me of pic related
my dad destroyed you bro, you got fucking tossed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FANcpJQ58M
RIP
>>28248088
holy shit at .28 and onward i was laughing hard
Eggy is the definition of horse face with his 1.66 FWHR.
Good God that is low.
Does Eggy have fragile X or some shit?
>>28248148
>eggy diss video gets as many views as a real eggy video
>making fun of ugly disfigured robots
come on you guys are better than this.
>>28245563
eggy just stand at 94 and snelling poor fucks literally live by standing there
>>28248159
Jesus those guys look retarded, but they also kind of look like some godly ancient race of man. Moar like them?
>>28248225
I don't really feel like fighting hobos for territory tbqh
>>28248633
you think you deserve better? you're a fat dumb ugly retarded cumskin loser. you'd be better off dead you subhuman.
>>28248633
I think that's the best of the best spot but I drive all over the cities, I could name you like 20 better than minimum wage spots. I'm pretty sure I see a homeless person at least once a day begging somewhere pretty easy job desu.
>>28248749
if you're planning to be homeless soon does that mean you will not get to experience VR? remember how only like a few months ago how excited you were? damn, good luck with whatever you decide to do.
Eggy have you stopped improving yourself? I remember you were running a mile a day and shit. In these new videos you're making you're looking fatter and I'm sorry but you also look uglier. What happen?
>>28248565
When I first saw them I thought the same thing too.
They have a giant-man aesthetic that really is appealing in a way. But don't be fooled by their elongated facial features, their average height is like 5'10.
Unfortunately these are the only ones. I wish I had more though. Especially an Asian one.
>>28249014
He said he quit smoking in a video and that's why he's been putting on weight.
>>28244251
He's pretty adorable in this one. Honestly.
>>28249125
This one is my favorite.
original comment
>>28249162
He needs to lose weight. Maybe wear some concealer under his eyes too, but his face is salvageable.
>>28249206
(original comment fuck you robot fehrekjfhrniurgfhruihgre)
>>28249218
Eggman has tits
I knew he was a trans
>>28249218
Gross. How do fat fucks even live with themselves?
>>28242887
It's not necessarily his weight or grooming. It's his facial proportions. That's something even plastic surgery can't fix at the moment.
Would you have sex with eggman's ex-gf?
>>28249271
>>28249297
Don't be rude.
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>>28249162
he looks like a disgusting slob on this one
>>28249370
pls dont be the gf
>>28249447
I am a disgusting slob
>>28249685
Mills, I told you to clean those coffee pots!
>>28249685
Eggman, focus all your energy into raps, yours are good as fuck and I eagerly await your first album.
Eggmans not ugly. I am. Feels bad man.
>>28249162
with hair covering his forehead he isnt that bad
>>28249771
Dude you look fine, just shave your beard so you don't look like a goatherder and get a better haircut.
>tfw uglier than the guy who is a meme for being not good looking
>>28249836
Are you gay? I'll be your bf.
>>28249836
Dude you also look fine, just stop crying in every damn picture you take. Take some zinc to lessen estrogen which will prevent you from crying so often.
>>28247874
why not move in with your gf?
>>28249904
yeah! i'm sure that's the solution for everything!
>>28249787
Yea I'm gonna get a hair transplant. I was an autistic and had a ponytail. Tied hair tight and lost my hairline. What type of style should I get after the hair transplant?
>>28249964
Go with an undercut, but not the shitty ones Hipsters/Chads always have. Just a bit longer on top and shorter on sides. But most importantly, shave that beard man. Granted I am not a roastie so I have no idea what girls think of your beard, but I think it looks awful, and it completely hides your jawline which probably looks really good.
>>28250092
Thanks for the hair advice. The sluts and roasties like beards. I fucking hate it. It itches like hell but I've gotten more sex than before.
Thank you and God bless my friend. You've been very polite and helpful.
>>28250147
No worries man, and don't be so hard on yourself, you're definitely not ugly. You have a huge advantage over many robots simply by having low bodyfat. There are dudes on here with both loads of acne and 300+lbs pure fat that would die to have your clear skin and fit body.
>>28249850
no i'm straight. i appreciate the gesture
>>28249878
idk if i have low test or not. i'm just sad all the time sorry
>>28250265
Don't worry man, almost everyone on /r9k/ has severe depression and hates life, even if they don't outwardly show it like you do. Just take zinc twice a day and you'll cry less due to aromatase inhibition (anti estrogen.)
>>28250314
Not him but any idea how to reduce testosterone?
>>28250347
soy products
>>28250347
Take a fuckload of copper, although you may get awful depression because low test is terrible for your mood. Actually low test basically fucks up everything, you'll be depressed, gain fat, have brain fog, lose all motivation, etc. Just go to your doc and ask for hormones if you want to transition.
>>28250419
I don't want to transition. It's just my high test levels are contributing to my oily skin and acne. Literally don't even leave my dorm anymore because of it.
>>28250450
Oh dude you definitely should have mentioned that. It's actually not your high test causing acne, it's the fact that a lot of that test gets converted into estrogen/dht/etc. Take both zinc and stinging nettle daily (don't skip a day or you'll get rebound acne.) Basically you want to take anything that inhibits aromatase because it'll stop the conversion of test into the shitty hormones like estrogen/dht/etc that cause that oil. Seriously, look up zinc and nettle for acne, a lot of acne sufferers can vouch for them.
>>28249850
I am, can you be my bf?
>>28250676
Maybe. Are you qt?
>>28250740
Yes but I'm really submissive and I never top
>>28250769
>>28250740
>>28250676
get a room gayhea d
>>28249685
Eggman or any anons wtf happened when CNN thought he was a school shooter cant he sue them?
>>28250852
Nope, he can't. They didn't use his real name. Technicality
>>28250852
Nope, the troll who orcastrated the whole thing made sure not to use his real name so eggman wouldn't get a cent out of it. He did it soley for our amusment.
My hats off to him.
>>28250870
Your dad makes some good videos
Tell him I said hi if he makes a thread later
>>28242887
He'll be ugly no matter what he does. If you don't think eggman is ugly, you're probably pretty ugly yourself.
>>28250740
you just told the ugliest guy in the thread you'd be his bf. are you seriously asking if this guy is qt?
>>28251941
He's not ugly, more like average. Plus I have a thing for chubby guys.
>>28249836
Wtf crying over having a normal face? Your perception of yourself is completely warped. Pathetic.
>tfw no qt eggman gf
>>28252598
Why bother with continuing to live?
>>28253844
Lets try to summon Egglord
