>Anon sits at home and cries all night
>Chad knows that Stacy's pussy is tight
>Anon plays some games and tries not to cry
>She's taken a wad of Chad's cum in her eye
>Anon sits at home like a desperate loner
>Chad breaks her hymen with his huge boner
Eh. As someone who has fucked a lot of women, it's not exactly something I'm sad I gave up. The work:reward ratio is unreal. I'd rather just fucking watch anime
>Chad breaks her hymen with his huge boner
Okay. That's it. I'm committing suicide
>>28242000
>Eh. As someone who has fucked a lot of women,
go away
>>28241958
How do you guys rhyme like that?
You need to make a fucking mixtape son, you would probably get some money from it.
I can't rhyme fml.
>>28242000
>anon posts on r9k and gets trips
>she loves the feel of chad's cock on her lips
>anon would rather just watch anime
>she thinks anon is hideous anyway
>>28242013
>anon kills himself after reading a post
>chad's in her bedroom cucking his ghost
>>28242019
No :^)
I was on this board before it became virgin hugbox general, and nothing you can say or do will make me go away.
>>28242035
Holy shit I did get trips lol.
>implying I'm hideous
I've taken 4 girls virginitys, I've fucked innocent korean girls, and had them call me oppa as I rammed them. I'm more than satisfied.
Once you fuck enough girls you see how fucking pointless and vapid they all are.
>>28242076
>anon makes up lies to impress r9k
>chad's fucked her six times and that's just today
>anon thinks he's heard koreans say "oppa"
>she hopes chad's thrusting will never stop-a
>anon thinks girls are pointless and vapid
>chad's pelvic movements are increasingly rapid
>>28242029
I'm going need some sauce on that before I cum my pants
>>28242103
>Anyone more successful than me is lying
You should be a rapper tho, man
>>28242175
>anon is successful but posts on this board?
>why would he do that, here, he's abhorred
>anon thinks i should be a rapper
>if you're not joking then i'm really flattered
>>28242163
jufd 413 familia.
It's not as good as the pics btw. I'm having issues with JAV these days, it has more fake advertising than fucking mc donalds.
>>28242201
I've been on 4chan pretty much since it's inception, and I have a strange fascination with this board. It went from greentext stories to whining about girls, then it got deleted, and somehow has morphed into it's own culture, distinct from any other board. I know I'm not "welcome" here, but I mostly lurk anyway. Sometimes I throw anons some girl advice if they're receptive.
You should dude, you seem to have a decent grasp of meter, rather than just throwing out rhymes haphazardly.
>>28242256
>anon likes to watch the robots discuss
>chad's in her room and he's ramming her puss
>i read out the lines of these posts out loud
>sadly, my voice is feeble, not proud
>>28241958
>Have no interest in any hers
>Don't care what Chad and her are doing
>Don't even spare them a thought while I progress in A8S with my bros
On the one hand, I have zero interest in relationships of any kind. On the other, I crave intimacy but don't think I deserve it.
On the other OTHER hand, I really want my Midan Metal Musketoon.
>>28242290
Pretty sure discuss and puss don't rhyme.
Maybe do some breathing exercises. Take up light cardio. Deep voice goes a long way. Speak from your diaphragm, not your throat or chest.
>You fantasize about holding her hand
>She squeals when she sees chad's cock so grand
>>28242306
>anon doesn't have any interest in love
>she's swallowed a load of chad's cum from above
>anon wants his midan metal musketoon
>chad's refractory period ends soon
>>28242308
>i have an accent hailing from britain
>those words sound the same, at least where i'm sitting
>Chad sits with a drink watching his grandchildren play
>he has family, friends, and a 401k
>Anon was found dead in an alleyway
>Chad's wife strips and shows him her lingerie
>>28242530
>chad takes his wife upstairs to the bed
>anon holds a loaded gun to his head
>anon on the internet looking at traps
>chad's posting instagram holiday snaps
>anon masturbates to his waifu Hikari
>chad's got his eye on the latest ferrari
>>28241958
Jokes on you, I'm a Chad and my hot girlfriend recently got into chastity thing. It's kind of fun to have tease and denial games
>>28242037
>Y-you cant make me
kay normalfaggot
