>tfw his dick is only 4.5 inches
Fuck you shallow bitch so what if my dick is 4.5 inches. U dont have to go tell the whole internet.
>>28241769
Not real girl, need proof and explaining otherwise bullshit
>>28241769
Hes under 6'2, his dick is less then 8 inches no pencil dicks, hes not rich, watches anime and plays stupid video games
>>28241801
I'm Bebe jackass I post the same thread almost everyday
>faggots and tranny abominations are now picky for benis size
>>28241820
No trip, but either way not good enough, give proof or get the hell on
>>28241769
>tfw a boy message me
>ask him where he is from
>he replies naming an american state
>>28241769
desu i'd take a dude with a 4.5 inch dick over a dude with a 8 inch dick anyday
>women have enough spatial awareness to identify a half-inch on sight
definitely a man made this thread
>tfw 6', 6'' dick, making good money, and gf
>>28241829
GTFO robots aren't allowed on this thread
Notice me Abby senpai!
pls
>>28241858
Where are you from, fembot?
>>28241882
>Notice me Abby senpai!
>pls
why don't you just fucking message her?
>>28241879
Not posting proof, know why?
Cuz you can't, you GTFO or just confess
>>28241898
I don't have to make an argument I'm a girl!
>>28241882
you're still not worthy of my attention, Ben-chan
>>28241895
Because where is the fun in that anon.
>>28241769
Fembots do not exist. One day your edgy phase will end and you will fuck off on your own.
>>28241916
You're a liar is what you are, also man. Confess damn it! Say the fucking words!
>>28241769
>tfw double that
Fembots, what does a guy have to do to get your contact info? please im so lonely let me be your bf.
>>28241920
</////////////333333 How could you do this to me senpai?????
>>28241953
You need to have:
>a 9 inch dick at least
>sculpted abs
>rich
>no acne
>don't watch animu
>don't play vidya
>don't be a pussy
If you don't have these then I would never consider dating you desu
>>28241964
[spolier]cuck-a-doodle-doo[/spoiler]
>>28242009
i fuk dup
>>28242009
>"[spolier]"
you know you fucked up right? that's what you did, you fuked up, heh. No im just sayin tho, u fukked up, u kno that tho dont u. u fuck up
>>28242033
yeh, u did
>>28242057
pls see previous comment >>28242033
>>28242009
Please don't reject me senpai!!!
ITT Fat girls want super model boys
>>28242079
i know, you got the quickness but still, u fukd up
>>28242087
>not banging insecure fatties
>claiming to be a robot
Step it up, senpai.
>tfw bf is semi-autistic
>still watches animu at 25
>still plays vidya
>doesn't go to the gym
>dick is pencil-thin
>5 inches
>cums in 12 seconds
I'm gonna dump his ass and get myself a real man
>>28242093
i'll fuk (you) up
>>28242084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8iwfvTp84w
>>28242109
I'll be your man. My specs:
>Completely autistic
>Watch western animation
>Only play roguelike games (dungeon crawl stone soup, slimey lich mummy, cogmind)
>don't go to the gym, but wouldn't mind having a qt gf to inspire me to work out and be healthy
>dick is thick
>5.5 inch dick
>literally never cum (I can only have dry orgasms)
>>28242190
>5.5 inch dick
I only want a man with a 9 inch minimum. Your micropenis will never please a woman
>>28242140
dont, im a bich as nigr do not hit me
>>28242242
stop with this meme already
the ideal length is 6 inches
everything beyond 6 inches doesn't hilt comfortably.
anything beyond 7 wont hilt at all.
>>28241769
There are enough men here for every woman. Why don't femanons take advantage of that instead of making these dumb threads?
>>28242267
It's not a meme it's real. Robots are so insecure about the size of their dicks and should be. A dick that is smaller than 7 inches can't reach the clitoris and therefore can't please me.
>>28242305
CAN'T REACH THE CLITORIS
FUCKING HELL LADS
SHE THINKS HER CLIT IS IN HER VAGINA
>>28242305
It's actually 8 inches for most girls like myself
>>28242291
Robots are all autistic and tend to sperg out and drop their spaghetti. Fembots want a man with confidence.
>>28242305
>>28242357
Stupid normies. everybody knows that a woman's clit is in her ass. It's about 2 inches in, towards the front of her body.
>>28241769
Why did you say this ? Don't you understand that this is really tough for us ? Even if i have cancer, i can cope with people making fun of my cancer. But penis size is a whole different thing. Why are robots evil ? Like, we're evil only to those that discomfort us, right ? Why you gotta be hurtful to people that tried to comfort you/treat you well ?
>>28241769
Fembots can't be size queens. If no one picks you, don't be picky. People lower the price when no one buys their product.
>>28242357
If you're close to Philadelphia or new york then literally 8.5in is my only redeemable quality
>It's a random lonely erp robot acting like a girl and making a thread about "her" feels episode rerun for the 80th time
>>28242305
>can't reach the clitoris
>therefore can't please me
Nice try. Why do big guys always have to try to bring small guys down ? Like, you're lucky, you're gifted, but why do you also have to make people feel bad about it ? Only attack those who threaten you, please.
>>28242726
Exactly, don't make people feel small. Just don't do that, nobody likes to be made to feel *
tfw no pure robot bf to watch anime with
>>28242763
>pure
kill yourself
>bf has a big thick dick that fills me up entirely
>tfw met him on /r9k/
>>28243195
Make another video, Eliza.
>>28241883
In a civilized country