Saturday night, it's time to a bar thread.
Sit down and feel comfy. Tell me what's up while I serve you a drink.
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Arne_Bang_Huseby/~/Arne_Huseby_-__Stormy_Blues
>>28241005
first XDXDXD
>>28241005
Just give me the worst you have.
>Tell me what's up
I feel like shit, as usual
>>28241084
OH SH--! XDXDXD
>>28241098
You've asked. Drink it all!
>>28241005
I stopped taking hard meds(sleeping meds and benzos) so in theory I could drink again
Sadly my mental hospital does random drug tests and I don't want to hear a lecture about drinking
Herb tea might be nice
>>28241098
I was just kidding. Here your drink.
>>28241148
Drugs only makes you miserable. If you use it you probably can't avoid. I would be drinking beer, a lot, if my friend wasn't working now. He'll drink with his working friends this night. And he'll regret tomorrow like always. And I'll be fine.
>>28241005
I'll have another rom and coke while I figure out what to do.
I'll give you a song in return https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdVfoD4zupQ
>>28241751
Here, take this "coke".
>>28241005
That music is perfect, I've got it on loop, thanks for sharing it.
I'll have my usual Gin & Tonic.
>>28242043
Here, just for you. Enjoy!
>>28241005
Yo Canadians, I am here in Canada for the first time this weekend , what's a good beer?
The one with the stag, Keiths or something tasted like ass, so anything but that.
>>28242285
t-thanks tbo
Im really sad op, im gay but dont want to tell anyone
Finally a bartender that actually serves the drink ordered! I'm just sitting comfy at my desk while I watch it rain outside. I'll have a Tom Collins please barkeep
>>28243068
That's for you, my gay friend.
>>28243146
Will his magic potion make me magically not gay?
Reposting from last night.
So I join small facebook groups because it gives me some form of one on one non-anonymous conversation and there's a girl in one of the groups, she's a little older than me, but in many ways she's my dream girl. Likes the same things I like, she works in a second hand bookstore, in general she seems really nice.
How do I go about getting my foot in the door with this girl? She lives in the same city but we live in a big city so she and her bookstore are a solid 30 minutes away by public transport and I don't know that part of the city well.
>>28241005
Hey bartender, I am actually about ready to go out (to a bar). I had a question. Two weeks ago, this qt3.14 bartender started to flirt with me. My friend joked that they should go out on a date. Instead, she started to rub my hands and interlock with my fingers and said, "I'd rather be in bed with you". My autistic side came out and I pulled away and started to laugh and said "no". I'm going to go back right now and talk to her.
Is this a good idea? How should I start the conversation?
>>28243185
You could use some chemical castration, like pedos, or gays in the past, to stop worrying about sexuality.
>>28243224
Sure it's a good idea, with proper protection. You don't want AIDS. Check if she is still on the mood.
Hey, man, I'll get a beer.
A girl likes me. She's crazy for me. I don't like her. She's hot, but I hate her. I hate how much she likes me even though I'm jus tricking her into liking me. Not a word of what I said to her has been genuine yet she chases me and sucks my dick (literally).
I like another girl. The other girl is probanly crazy for me as well. She's not as hot but she's intelligent and has a great personality. However, she's part of my circle of friends and she's always the centre of attention since she's the only girl. I will ruin a great group of friendships if I bang her, but I really want to. I want to make both girls my gf at the same time and I know it's not gonna end well.
But I can't help it. Been a robot all my life and suddenly I start to get really lucky with girls. It doesn't even make me happy. Having success with women as a goal gave me the motivation to wake up every day. Lately I've just been drinking like crazy because it's working with girls and I don't even like it. I don't know what to do. My life lost it's purpose.
>>28243220
Go to her bookstore and try to chat with her for a long time to see if both of you have what it takes.
Ive been watching moe anime trash recently and i can say without a shadow of a doubt it has ruined me. I've become increasingly more depressed over these last couple of days having to come to terms with the fact that no woman will ever come close to being as good as Koko.
>>28243387
You're searching in the wrong places. Girls do this to men.
>>28243117
The last one got fired for not serving the costumers.
>>28243467
Ever tried psychiatric help?
>>28241005
rum and diet coke. thanks.
saturday night, everyone of my roommates are out partying and I am in my room on 4chan and playing Super Mario Bros 3. I am on world 7. This shit is pretty hard when your getting drunk.
>>28244377
And tell them what? I'm in love with a 2 dimensional gook cartoon character?
>>28243467
I only watch comfy anime now. I have seen too many depressing ones that have made me want to die. Currently watching this shit on Netflix called Ajin. not bad for a normie anime.
>>28241148
And my best friend pretty much told me to go fuck myself
I have nothing left in my life
I will get kicked out of my flat in 3 months and have no friends
Should I just kill myself?
What is everyone doing tonight? I like coming on r9k at night because most of the normalfags are out drinking or partying. does anyone else like being alone? I mean sure if I was a chad I would probably fuck a lot of girls, but I am content with just watching anime and playing vidya on the weekends. along with a few drinks of course.
>>28244383
At least you're entertaining yourself.
>>28244426
Yes. Tell them everything. They study the brain. They'll study your case to sugest solutions to your problem. If you hire competent ones.
>>28241005
I just made chicken tendies and a pizza about to grub, i took a 1mg clonazopan 8 hours ago and I'm going to drink, any movies I should watch?
>>28244482
yeah well I have been doing the same shit every weekend for years so I am used to it now. I drink, I watch anime, and play some games. You do spit in normies drinks, right bartender?
>>28244506
Ive worked too damn hard to be as respected amongst my peers to do this. I appreciate your concern however
>>28244518
any genre you want to watch tonight?
>>28244455
Life is one adventure where you may not succeed. But you have to keep living. Luck is part of life. You may have some in the future. You never know.
>>28241005
Howdy, OP.
I'll have a rum and coke as well. I'm waiting to pay off some collections so I can move forward with joining the air force.
>>28241005
Saw Purple Rain in theaters today.
Prince is fucking dead and I wanna cry.
>>28244549
Well, at least you know one possible solution to your problem, in case you find yourself desperated someday.
>>28244584
From what country?
>>28243224
"I think that you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."
>>28244535
Not exactly my friend.
>>28244617
I've tried to watch this flick, but it's too uninteresting. Sorry!
>>28244680
U.S.A (not original apparently)
So I have a story if you'd like to hear why I won't be sleeping tonight.
It's weird, she's 40 and I'm 21. At first it started out as just fun, but now it's been 7 months and we were definitely in love with one another. We were supposed to be going away this weekend.
3 month ago I discovered a dating app on her jphone (happn), at that point we were exclusive to one another. I saw her messages to some of the guys. Nothing too sexual, but it made me feel sick. "Hello handsome" she greeted one. She always enjoyed the attention I think. She's that kind of woman, she knows how good she it. I confronted her and she removed the app, I forgave and never checked her phone again.
I discovered the app was reinstalled on her phone today, I don't know how long she had it for. She says a week, but now I don't trust her. She says that she downloaded it again to show a friend, but under pressure from me admitted that she wanted to check her messages. She was online 20 hours ago, when I was on the train to come see her.
She's my first love and it hurts very much. Do I leave her?
I don't know what to do with my life anons. Everything I do is an awkward cringefest.
Really not feeling good tonight guys
>>28241005
I had two guy friends over last night and we just bitched about our lives. One guy is tired of life and doesn't see the point in continuing. The other is in a toxic relationship where he is a lot smarter than his gf, and she can't recognize that they can't be together. And meanwhile I'm about to graduate college without ever having a gf. Surprisingly, we all decided not to drink last night so I'm making up for that now. Give me anything.
>>28244801
Eh, I'm not one for relationship advice, but I'd say get all the practice you can. Learn as much as you can about love and hardships and breakups and shit. Sounds dumb, but follow your instinct and take mental notes on what happens.
>>28241005
Do you serve Tennents
>>28244801
You have free sex, at minimum. Why throw it away? Just use condoms. She can be one in your collection, until you find someone better and she loses her purpose. You can be with her knowing you can't trust her.
>>28244801
I'm incredulous that a 40 y/o women, 10 years past the wall, is still acting like a complete whore.
Is she really hot or something, anon?
At any rate, I would leave her. She's gonna cheat on you
>>28244896
I want some tennents too pls
>>28244814
Study something hard and excel in some field. Make your life about something, not about people.
>>28244801
>falling for your MILF fuckbuddy
ISHYGDDT
Post pics of her anon.
Gin and Tonic please barkeep
Not been feeling that great recently.
>>28244801
Play the game she's playing and beat her. Get Happn. Get Tinder. Go on dates. Don't cheat on her if you're really against being so toxic, but chicks like a man who can drop them whenever he wants.
They also dislike a guy they can drop whenever the fuck they want. Don't get played.
>>28244921
This is a good point. But it's not just sex, anon. It's a relationship with emotions and hard work. If I stay with her, aren't I going to fall in love with her even more? And then what, maybe she starts talking to guys again. Not fucking them, just talking. I can't bare that but I can't bare to leave her.
>>28244942
She's incredibly attractive. Glamorous and elegant, too. She's always sworn that she never would to people she loved. And I think I still believe her. But is the difference between fucking someone and flirting on a dating app so big that I can avoid that? I don't know.
>>28244747
Honest to god an insane movie, a simpler time where guys just called women bitches, faggot was an acceptable badword to spout, wacky clothes, and perms.
It was a 10/10 for me
>that scene where a guy just grabs a girl and throws her in the trash
This movie is a product of its time and it is fantastic, also 10/10 soundtrack
Almost cried to the Purple Rain scene
All by myself, satuday night. If I were to walk outside, the night would be full of many drunk sluts.
The temptation to just rape one is incredible.
>>28244841
Here, for the dark times to come.
>>28245033
I always said that I would never be made someone's fool after what my dad did to my mother. Which also means I'm not the person to cheat when in a relationship, or to make it toxic. I want to love and be loved. I went on one date while we were together, someone hot who's my age. I felt incredibly guilty afterwards and didn't get back in touch with the girl. Why doesn't she have these feelings too, /r9k/?
>>28244896
>>28244954
Here we go, gents. Enjoy the night!
>>28241005
Some guy from eve online general on /vg/ told me to post here because I called him a normie and told him to get off my board.
>>28245035
>it's a relationship with emotions and hard work. if i stay with her, aren't i going to fall in love with her even more?
post pics
let us decide
you trust your buddies on /r9k/ to make your life decisions, doncha?
>>28245035
dude women are deceptive as fuck. you need to pursue other women and see if she gets jealous.
"Nobody wants to eat an empty restaurant"
aka. "girls only want a guy that other girls want"
>>28245137
cheers mon ami
>>28245060
What country are you in? gfsgfg
>>28245035
You have to assume she is fucking other men. She can't be trusted in that matter. You can love her as much as you want. You just can't expect fidelity. It's not ideal, but it's a kind of relationship. You can end it and be alone until find somebody else. But you can stay with her and find somebody else the same way. It's up to you to figure out what is the best thing for you.
>>28245120
You want something that can't happen.
You're going to get hurt. This is not a world in which people do good things and get rewarded with good things. To keep a relationship passionate you gotta make her jealous, make her suffer, make her confused and full of doubt. You're probably getting cucked as we speak for your lack of assertiveness.
>>28245220
Exactly this anon.
EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND!
*BANG*
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A NORMIE, ANON I'M STARTING WITH YOU
>>28245027
I made those for you. Pic one, or all. What is hurting you?
>>28245220
>This is not a world in which people do good things and get rewarded with good things
>>28245251
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIE HERE NORMIE THERE
Can I get a cream soda? They remind me of when I was little and things weren't so bad. Anyway I meet an anon here a while ago. We became really good friends. I said something I probably shouldn't have and now I haven't heard from him in over a week. He likes dinosaurs. Maybe he'll see this and text me. Probably not though. I'm all alone again. It sucks man.
>>28245251
It's alright pepe, you okay?
Why dont you take a seat man, theres no normies here
>>28245186
What will seeing if she gets jealous prove? How will it help things?
She's already told me that she does. But I've been in situations when I've told her about staying at friend girl's houses and she never even flinched.
>>28245219
There are kids involved too, btw. They love me nearly as much as she does. It wouldn't be fair on any of us to delay the inevitable, would it? But no, she cannot be trusted anymore. Thanks though, anon.
>>28245220
I'm certainly going to get hurt. But how can anything else you say be true? She's making me suffer, making me jealous and full of doubt. I feel disgusted to the pit of my stomach and am now on the verge of leaving her. How can this be constructive, anon? Shouldn't it be 100% or nothing at all?
>>28245143
Check all /r9k/'s threads. Maybe you'll feel at home, like me.
>>28245217
USA, cali
>>28245251
Relax, take a seat, have a beer. There are no normies here. By the way, my girlfriend's friend was talking about you, you know the one, Sarah right? She wants to go on a date with you.
>>28245368
If I told my gf to delete those apps and then they're back on her phone not to long after that, I would consider that a total lack of respect
>>28245393
listen to Lil Peep if you haven't already. https://soundcloud.com/lil_peep
We need a jukebox barkeep
>>28245368
It's not constructive cause you're a male. Girls like drama. Men don't.
That's not even entirely true. Ever had a girl who's so into you to the point she doesn't even bother hiding it or playing hard to get?
That kills the attraction. It's like a biological thing. Anyways, women are much less rational than men. They like to be put on a rollercoaster of emotions, not to have permanent stability. Besides, you're young. Be wild with her. Make her feel like she could actually lose you for a girl that's better than her. Then she'll probably stop sleeping around so much.
>>28245471
I will consider this. Thank you. It's just about whether I can even stomach being back with her. I think that the pain and lies may have been too much.
>>28245425
That's exactly right. I don't want to be made a mockery of.
I WILL DIE ALONE
FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
Gimmie some strong as shit cider please barman.
>>28245368
She is a human being, full of defects. She is weak in this area. Probably got out with a lot of douchbags in the past and is unable to apreciate you in full. You can still be with her as a friend, having good moments with her. She is not a bad person, right? Just a little slutty. You can help the kids to have a good and easier life. She is not what you're looking for, but she is not all bad, right? Just keep lurking and be friends with her.
>>28245354
*BANG*
>>28245401
>my girlfriend
*BANG*
>>28245329
You're free to go
>>28245511
You're drowning in a glass of water.
People cheat on each other. Deal with it. It's normal. Girls go and fuck guys they don't know even when they're in love with someone else. Doesn't mean she loves you any less.
I'll take a dark beer, doesn't matter which kind really.
>recently been fed up with r9k
>weekends are the worse
>the amount of bot evasion and /soc/ threads has been too much
>overall content quality has gone to shit
>started visiting other image boards
>some of them are what this place used to be and some even better
>don't know if I'll ever leave here though
>feel like I should have given them more of a chance a long time ago
At first I tried to come back and help invite anons over that I thought were in the same place, then again I never listened when people told me.Now I'm more worried about these after-class-gets out users following me there
>>28245541
*pulls out my katana*
*slices bullet in mid air*
*cuts the trigger of the gun off*
*teleports behind you*
*pulls out army dagger*
*holds it to your neck*
*cuts your neck off*
*stabs you though the back and heart with my katana*
heh... looks like it's a bad day to feel
>>28245170
answer me faggot
or i'll eat your thread
>>28241005
guys help im looking for a picture charicature comic style.. the thing was about a depressed and complete failure guy and a ghost
the ghost said something like " you are a failure, you are even worst at sex than you think, drowning your sorrows ha? mom would be proud "
so if anyboody knows sum.. plz tell me
>>28245457
You'll have to help me here. It's hard to find good stuff tonight.
http://freemusicarchive.org/genre/Blues/?sort=track_interest&d=1&page=5
>>28245516
Calm down. Everyone has a chance. Many chances. Just don't miss them.
>>28245677
I'll blow all my chance or be too scared. LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY I WILL GET A GF IS IF A GIRL ASKS ME OUT AND TAKES ME ON DATES.
That doesn't happen.
>>28245471
>Ever had a girl who's so into you to the point she doesn't even bother hiding it or playing hard to get? That kills the attraction.
Is this true? I just started hooking up with my best friend, he's been in love with me for years but we've both been in other relationships, and now that we're free to hook up I almost feel like I'm perving on him I'm so horny and wanting him and touching him all the time. Should I back off?
Also one scotch whisky on the rocks pls barkeep. Long pour, I'm a big tipper.
>>28245608
>>>/r/
>>>/wsr/
They normally can help more.
>>28245699
How ugly is you?
>>28245569
So I'm just supposed to forgive and forget? Continue as if this never happened? It's hard to deal with, anon. It's 4am and I still can't deal with it.
It means this can't be permanent.
>>28245699
>LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY I WILL GET A GF IS IF A GIRL ASKS ME OUT AND TAKES ME ON DATES.
I'm the same anon
>>28245703
Back off and lose the oportunity to do all you want? No. Only back off when he tells you to back off.
>>28245711
thanks mate :)
dvdfasdfasdasdweasdasdasd
what is with everyones obsession with fucking/dating a girl? I have dated 2 girls before and it was a complete nightmare
>constant nagging
>bitching
>only good for pussy
>always have to worry if she is going to fuck someone else
>has no real hobbies
>controlling
>indecisive
why date women besides pussy?
>>28245521
I'm not sure if this is possible. But she does still hang out with her ex's. And makes it quite open to me. Her old tennis instructor (who we bot had a lesson with) and account are at least two I know she still remains in contact with. What will lurking achieve? It may just remind me of what I lost, make it harder to move on. Or am I just being pathetic?
But she is not all bad, definitely not. This talking to men is her only faulting quality - it just so happens to be a huge one.
>>28245725
Not ugly just socially retarded and withdrawn.
>>28245703
It depends. I met a girl recently and I played the game right and she always texts me and says sweet things.
She told me she liked me and I was excited as fuck that day, but now when I talk to her it's boring, because I don't need to play a game with her to get things going, so there's much less sexual tension. I already won her and she accepts it, which makes me think more of chasing other girls, as opposed to when I wasn't certain if she liked me and she was all I ever thought about.
But some other people are more genuine and enjoy a comfortable love more than a stormy one.
rum and coke
I wonder if I have anger imbalances. Often and especially recently I've felt "boxed in" anger that I can't get out of. I write often and try to overcome these grievances I get, put words to it and reason it out, but I just feel so tired.
I don't feel sociable. I see a lot of happy people everyday, outside or online, and I know there's something starkly wrong with me that's preventing me from being happy and sociable like they are. I try to be "of people" and I keep good hygiene and take care of myself, I don't like to look or feel degenerate, but all this repetitive grooming, cleaning and healthy eating (i've skipped that last one for a few days but back on the diet track tomorrow) feels coupled with a disdain for everyone else.
I can't get out of this perspective where I seem to have so little. Where everyone else has more than me and is so much more lucky. I have my material needs, even though money is thin right now, but I don't really care about my things. If you stole one of my computers I wouldn't give a shit, I don't even think I'd call the police if my house got broken into. If my house was burglarized right now I'd just take it passively and let more anger build up.
How much could I say? "I hate happy people" sounds so stupid, like something someone else would post, I don't make shitty posts like whoever would write that would and I'm not buying into any other sort of bullshit either.
>>28245803
This is why normies don't deserve gfs.
>>28241005
I'll just take a Shirley temple, can't drink alcohol because of medical problems you know?
Anyway I'm trying to get the fuck out of my life, there is nothing here for me. Currently talking to an outdoor company for an internship up in Alaska. I'm fucking scared and excited that this is even possible. i don't know what to do.
>>28245737
No, you have to punish her. Neglect her emotionally, but act like you're not hurt. Make her think she's just imagining things and act generally disinterested in her, like she's suddenly 80% less attractive.
>>28245699
>>28245747
I am not good looking. Once I was in need to have anal sex, so I opened the social network Orkut and made a profile showing that I was lurking for anal sex. IRL i'm shy and I would never ask a girl out, but on the Internet it's very easy. Most of them will think you're a creep, but some will turn your wishes reality. There is women to everything in this world. You just need to find a way to show yourself, what you want.
I didn't showed my face in the profile pictures.
I think Badoo is the new social network where people do this kind of shit nowadays. There must be others.
4 years, I signed my life up for 4 year and never got the chance to be part of any real history. Fuck Obama...
>>28245803
To be honest, with a bf I like a stable love, but this is just a hook up to me basically and it was even hotter when it was just very serious tension we couldn't break. I'm afraid if I don't back off we'll end up together, which neither of us really want right now. I thought falling for your best friend would be nice and easy, but it's actually harder than meeting someone new.
>>28245829
Normies are not like that. I'm a reformed robot, I obviously hate everyone and everything and treat girls like objects since I was treated like a worthless shit my whole life and learnt how to game girls recently. Your average normie is nicer than me and probably than most robots.
>>28245924
Falling for someone you care about is hard because you have something to lose. When you meet someone new if things don't go right you just lose some time.
I was riding the bus home and this guy got on. He started talking to these two girls, within about 5 minutes he had this excellent conversation going. One of them offered him her number. He typed it into her phone and got off at the next stop. They then spent about 15 minutes giggling to each other about how good looking they think he is.
I didn't even think things like that happened outside of cheap porn. They were nice looking too. How do you even get that good?
>>28245921
Anon, should I join the Air Force (USA)?
Call me a chad or whatever. To night I have been to a club with my cousin and his girlfriend and it was one of the worst times of my life. His girlfriend is an attention whore and I tried to warm him. But he believes a whore who he knows for 3 months over his cousin who he knows for over 17 years. I am just really frustrated that he doesn't see the things where I want to warn him for that I notice about her. I just wanted to rant, give me the strongest what you have. I want to leave this existence.
>>28245868
Right, I get that, anon. But what will it achieve? I'm to waste my time just to make her feel bad? So I leave the relationship with the 'last laugh'? Is it about dominance?
I'm not sure if I'm that kind of person or even care about those things.
>>28245988
So true. We slept together once 5 years ago and then didn't speak for a year. I'm afraid that's where things are going again, but I don't know how to reverse what's already happening between us.
>>28245827
You should exercise, like running. You biochemestry looks to be all messed up.
You are doing things that are making you feel like that. So do things you're not doing. New things. Change your life.
>>28246023
Depends, how smart are you? If not, how fit are you? If not, don't join Marines. You'd be off better in the Navy, go corpsman, you'll learn some medical shit, better chances to to be on ship and travel.
>>28246058
You don't need to tell me.
Fuck my life, dads throwing a party and the girl I've been eyeing is here but I freak out when I approach her. I got the looks, build, job, and appearance to pass, but my brain is so fucked up. Can I get makers mark? For some reason bourbon gets me wasted a lot worse then scotch.
>>28246042
Punishing her behavior doesn't mean leaving the relationship. She did something that hurt you, you can't just let that happen, or else she'll do it again, but you can't expect her to stop doing things by just telling her not to.
You gotta make her think that if she does things that can hurt you she can lose you, so she thinks twice before doing something unfair.
>>28246093
I have a B.A, but its a useless polisci degree. I'm a really cerebral guy who overthinks things so intel would be my goal. I can pass all the min. requirement of the AF PT test. im 25 btw
>>28245848
Looks interesting. Keep creating interesting oportunities and I think you'll be fine.
Disaronno, barkeep. It reminds me of childhood.
When I was 12 I was raped and now every thing has gotten so worse that I'm on the edge of killing myself. 2 Attempted suicides, and when I was 15 I attempted to escape from home. Now I'm a piss ass poor 23 year old living in an apartment. The girl of my dreams left me a few months back, I'll have a Tequila Sunrise. It was the first thing I had when I turned 21, I remember the joy of having my first alcoholic beverage.
>>28246015
I knew two average looking guys with balls of steel. They entered a bus and did the same with some girls.
I think they know how to use the communication protocols very well.
>>28246015
I don't know but I think that is 50% talent 50% practice. I have no talent, even if I did painful practice for years I would only get to be as good as they were before they practiced at all.
So I keep doing terribly at my job, my social life is still terrible, I've getting more and more bitter and emotionally unstable.
Just give me something strong.
>>28246034
You warned him. You did your part. Things will unfold naturally. Give it time.
>>28246131
Use some alcohol and try again player.
>>28246166
Let me ask you this: what exactly is the mechanics of rape and its effects on your personality. What exactly are the links between being forced upon at an early age and depressive or otherwise negative behavior?
I don't want to intrude, I'm just curious, if you don't want to reply, don't.
>>28246156
Here my friend. For the good times.
>>28246442
bumpy bumper bumpooo
>>28246166
You should read this guy's suicide note. He already did it, so you don't have to do it again. Do something else.
http://gizmodo.com/5726667/the-agonizing-last-words-of-bill-zeller
>>28246268
Drink this. You'll be happy to leave this night alive.
>>28246287
Thanks for responding. These little things are the reason why I keep having hope.
I went out today now I have a sunburn and a splitting headache, never leaving my house during the daytime again
I'm out! Somebody take the bar, please.
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Fit_and_the_Conniptions/Sweet_Sister_Starlight/Fit_and_the_Conniptions_-_Sweet_Sister_Starlight_-_12_Solemn_Ground
>>28241005
Give me a shot of just plain Jim Bean.
I hate my job. I'm getting yelled at daily.
I put my time in and I do my utter best, but I'm constantly being yelled at. The company is laying people off left and right, I'm severely underpaid, and I work too many hours.
I'm the only male in an all female department. They're all married or roasties and none of them like me, I'd presume over my looks.
I'm 23, but I look like I'm 16. People think I'm a college freshman at most, but I've been out for a year now.
I'm tired of this. I feel so unwanted by everyone around me. I get no love at my home, my mother hates me because I'm so unhappy at my job and I want to leave it but I can't.
I just want something to make it go away. I can't quit because I need money and can't have an employment gap. I want to move out, but I have no money. I want a gf or just someone to care for me, but I can't because I guess I'm just a shit human being.
>>28245801
>but she is not all bad, definitely not. this talking to men is her only faulting quality
just wait
I'll have a vodka and tonic.
I'm drinking alone watching a documentary on the holocaust.
I'm wondering if I'm even capable of love.
>>28241005
>lonely as usual
>it's been getting to me pretty bad this week
>got to socialize with 2 asn qts last night, but I'm too socially inept to succeed in such things
>at least got to drink like a normie for a while
>went out tonight, ended up sitting around with a bunch of people I didn't know really awkwardly, then leaving - only to realize I kind of stranded myself and my phone was dead, so I had to jog home
>now here, lonely
>always lonely
Just a cheap beer, barkeep, I'm too depressed to even get that drunk anymore.
I've never been drunk before, what is/are a good drink/drinks to lose my soberginity?
>inb4 normie
>>28246772
Drink that medicine.
>>28246844
If you're capable of hate you're capable of love.
>>28246861
A cheap beer for you my man.
>>28246919
Don't do it. You'll turn into a shittier version of yourself and will never be able to get back. You're privileged right now.
I'm lonely on a Saturday night just drinking Smirnoff 100.
I hate the taste of alcohol but if I take a shot of Smirnoff 100 and chase it real quick, most of the taste is gone
I pop in 2 pieces of Dentyne Ice Arctic Chill and I'm drunk but it feels like I never even drank
>>28241005
I'll take a milk punch while I play games with the only type of friend I've ever had, the online type.
I'm having the same as the next guy.
Just wait for it.
>>28241005
A shot of cyanide pleace, I want out.
Don't wrry, I drank at home before I got here to save you the trouble of most drink
Alright I'm drinking warm mountain dew and vodka. There's way too much vodka in it.
Hey Wojak... I hate to be that guy, but I'm not what we'd consider a robot anymore. Yea, yea... I fell for a girl who was my best friend online, who was from my area, who shares everything in common with me - we're political twins, social twins, personal twins in how we want our futures to go, everything. And, well, she recently started a divorce process from a man who she began conflicting with on every important point, and we agreed with each other on every point... I confessed my intense feelings to her, and, long story short, we've been together and made love every weekend this month while that process is finalizing. But... This week, he caved and said that he's done a 180 on every reason she wanted to end their marriage over... She's now in this awful position where the man she was married to wants her back fully, and has claimed to rectify everything she had issue with, but also has fallen for me. I hope this doesn't kick me out of the club here... She's talking about how no matter what decision she makes, she's going to hurt somebody, and herself. Last night, when she was over and we made love, she told me that me telling her how I felt was the first time she's been happy in half a year, and she's happy every second she's with me, and unhappy every second she's away in the town they live in. But she also is very conflicted. I'm terrified of losing the woman I love, and my best friend, and told her as such tonight, finally. I've been trying to take that moral high road of "I want what you want" for a while now. I couldn't do it. In some ways, I feel weak. But in others, I know I'll never find somebody that I feel this comfortable with, this in sync with, and this happy with, again. I've had one other romance before, and we were close for quite some time, but never even made love, mostly out of her being an emotionally insane wreck. All of this has felt so right, and I don't want to lose it.
Sorry, I've already had "a few". Rail Whiskey, please.
>>28241005
Hey there anon. Terminally ill bartender here. Thanks for taking the time to run the place while I've been taking care of some stuff. I only wish I could be here more often.
>>28245217
I'm in USA, Michigan
>>28245848
Medical problems, anon? Do tell, if you don't mind.
>>28247149
I've been there, anon. Two things:
1. I can't serve you cyanide.
2. I know how it feels to be suicidal; just get drunk and you'll feel a bit better. I'll buy one for you.
>>28241005
a very good female friend of mine is about to move out of the country and she's not a fan of social media so basically I won't see her ever again,and she's one of my very few friends and we have a lot in common so it's not the best day for me - so can you get this failed normie a whiskey and coke ?
I just need to vent this somewhere
I've been hanging out with this girl for the last month every weekend who seems to keep sending me mixed signals. We meet up and drink, go to her place, and make out/etc. havent actually had sex. she snapchats and texts me all throughout the week but seems hesitant on actually going any further. i asked to hang out today and she just kind of ignored me. i dont know whats going on and im drunk alone and im just ranting on the internet
>>28246919
Have a 7up
>>28246966
I guess.
I'm all apathy right now.
>>28247678
If she isn't willing to make the effort to keep in touch with you then she isn't a good friend. I hate facebook but if I was leaving the country I'd deal with having to log in a couple of times a week to talk to my closest friends.
>>28247719
What's your number?
I k ow a fembot willing to send you nudes
>>28247719
She's using you to boost her ego. Ignore her for awhile.. Either she'll want you more or it'll fade away
>>28247909
the only reason i dont think thats true is because we've known eachother since high school, chatted while I was away at college, and she invited me over when I graduated in Jan and moved back to here. i just thought she'd be better than that
>>28247808
She's a fatty but she's real
>>28247719
Got a fatty that's willing for pussy pics if you are willing to give your number
>>28247972
>>28248017
Boy you sure are a propaganda master
>>28248050
Give me your number. She ain't got a good face but her pussy is an innie
>>28248050
She's drunk and willing to do ass pics. Must give number
I went to Costco today. It was a mistake. I saw were a ton of teenage girls there and so many of them were really really cute. This one girl was some ethnicity and had on a crop top and leggings. She had a nice flat stomach and a bubble butt. She was there with her dad and I couldn't believe he let her out of the house like that. She dressed like a total slut to go to a fucking grocery store and was probably only like 13 or 14
Also, so many happy couples, not just older married one with kids but like younger couples shopping together.
I don't know why Costco has so many cute/pretty people shopping there but it always does. Quite a depressing trip
Also I was hoping to pick up some alcoholic root beer I saw there last time and it wasn't there, another sad thing.
>>28248125
Every human being is "some ethnicity"
>>28248163
Sorry I meant like she was either Indian or middle eastern or something, I couldn't tell. it isn't important though
she didn't look like a slut face-wise but her clothes said different
>>28241005
Vodka and milk, please--and hold the vodka.
Hahaha, no in all seriousness I want to die.
>>28248191
Don't apologise to him
Hi sick bartender, I lit a candle for you at the cathedral just like I promised.
My life is OK, but my therapist says I have a lot unaddressed mental trauma. I'm a medical professional so human misery is my job. I'm very good at my job, but I don't know what shape I'll be in twenty years down the pipe. I will never, ever give up my patients so I guess we will see!
Uh, a glass of red wine.please.
>>28241005
Hey there fellow bartender :) I like that picture you use cause it looks like my exact outfit for work just no tie :)
Life's great mr bartender sir it's been a long time since i've been this happy.
Just thought I'd drop in to see a fellow bartender and say it doesn't get better, you make it better :)
>>28248247
What's on your mind? Here to help or at the very least, listen.
I'm gonna need something stiff.
Since the beginning of this senior year. I just moved to a new school and instant beta. Manage to rough it and get myself going with a solid 9.9/10. Pale, Tallish but not so tall she ruins it, has ass for a white girl. Dyes her hair and just fucking borderline perfect in every way.
Got back from Spring Break.
>She moved before I could smash.
>tfw no guidance from my board
im literally 6'3 200 pounds a FUCKING WHITE MALE with a good job at 60k a year and am still a kissless virgin when the fuck does it get better /r9k/
>>28248559
5'9 135 lbs i dont even know what race i am anymore. with a good job as well and happily married. It gets better anon it really does.
Was homeless, broke, and ugly, got lucky? No, just got tired of being homeless, broke, and ugly.
Why the fuck am I back on this shitty board
Fap away my bros
Origino
>>28248720
Because you want to find people who are like you only to realize no one is like you they just have things you might have dont as well.
Don't worry about how weird you are be even more weird. I already excepted the fact that im not a normie nor am i a bot anymore. No idea what to label myself now but im happy i dont know :)
>>28248723
gross desuOriginal
>>28246145
>BA
At least you can be an officer
Hey guys, nice to see y'all. Feeling kinda down. I am a fucking failure.
There's this girl who is a solid 8.5/10 for me. Amazing tits, thighs, and pretty nice ass. Very cute.
Anyways, she showed all the signs of having a crush on me. She would do shit like get real close to me and she always called me cute. She's jokingly said that she's going to marry me someday. Others around me told me she was clearly crushing on me hard and I doubted them every time they said that because I've never been in a relationship and I'm not handsome at all. I just couldn't really imagine someone liking me in that way. So I pretty much ignored her flirting and continued to be friends with her.
Well I guess she got tired of it and now she won't talk to me and she's exceedingly cold towards me. I care about her a lot but she simply refuses to spend anymore time with me. I wasn't ignoring her advances to be rude it's just that she's so out of my league and I have such low self esteem that I was too afraid of returning her affections, even though I pretty much love her. She hates me now and I don't know what to do. I don't want this bridge to stay burned but she won't let me repair. For reference she's ignored me for about a month and a half now. Should I just neck myself?
Fuck man. FUCK. I ruin everything. Idiot.
>tfw had 11 shots of espresso tonight
am I going to die?
>>28241005
I'm already practically passed out keep, some old Sierra Nevada in the cellar and bought some Revolver Blood&Honey today. My feels are shitty and i don't want to talk about them but i hope everyone had a great day and keeps having great days. I have four more Revolvers left, first come first serve friends. Goodnight everyone.
>>28249392
Look. I tell all my real friends this shit, life is fucking weird. Life will throw you these lil candies at you. You choose what to do with it.
I've looked back and noticed life throwing me these things and fucked them up.
Once you know that life does throw shit your way, it makes it a little easier.
Just gotta pay attention anon seriously, people don't pay attention anymore its sad.
>>28249799
I'll pay attention more man I swear. I just need to know what to do about this chic. She's somewhat of a childhood friend and I don't want to lose her. I can live with not dating her if that's what it takes but losing her friendship is way too painful for me to handle.
>>28243220
Ask her if she wants to talk about books.
Ask her which books mean a lot to her so she can talk to you about it.
When dhe asks why you walked to her or used your bike, just say something that you want to have an active lifestyle. When things go smooth, ask her for coffee
>>28243387
Dating more than onw girl isnt a good idea senpai. Just ask the qt out for a date
>>28241005
Bartemder, pleasec give me a beer.
My girlfriend hasnt been putting out lately
A long story but anyway. She said that she would suck my dick the next time I would see her. She would be on her period then. But she said as if she was trowing me a bone.like it was a xchoir she had to do.it really hurt me that she saw me like that. I am not ugly or fat,indeed I am actually fit.
I wish other girls would notice me as well. Not that I would cheat but just the tought that another girl would like me, would be great.
>>28250002
Check it. I understand how you feel my man. Just fuckin believe me. I want you to think and try something for me, just listen and hopefully it'll show you the way.
Imagine she died.
See what just happened? Did you feel it? It's hard to explain to you on here how you're suppose to feel.
If she died then what? What are you gonna do? Kill yourself and join her? What if your mom died? Dad? Fuck em all. They are going to die.
Once you understand that this is it, anon, your going to die and theres nothing you can do about it.
However there is one thing you can do to make life worth bearable. Understand that she owes you nothing, and you owe her nothing. But you can offer her something that even CHAD can't.
I'd love to tell you but i'm afraid you are gone now :(
>>28250120
You wanna take control? Destroy everything. You can always rebuild anything with your hands, your hands have done so much anon think about it!
You want to be a chad? Test yourself and do what CHAD's do and see if you can make that leap that i did from neet to chad.
Destroy it anon, take control of your life and happiness again. End it.
You'll thank me later.
>>28250176
Tbqh, i cant
She is perfec
Small
Slim
Bit conservative
Doesnt have fb or instagram, just whatsapp
Was a virgin when I met her
Let me wait before sex
Doesnt smoke
Rarely drinks
Rarely parties
I judt know that I will most likely not find a person who will put up with my bullshit like her. I am /pol/ so yeah.
Still I want her to put put again. She gave me some bullshit about not being in the mood. I am on my phone so i cant tell you much. This tuesday we will see eachother again and I hope things will be better. Otherwise i might have to take action. If i do somehow become single I atleast havs more time to go to the gym
So thats something I guess
>>28250420
My nig I appreciated you opening up like this era go imma give you some real shit.
She aint perfect my man nobody is and thats the beauty of it you need to understand that she takes a shit just like you.
You are not in love with her my man, you are in love with the idea of being in love. Which is GREAT, this feeling is wonderful and should be felt by many!
For some odd god damn reason girls hate feeling like they are perfect, they know they aren't. And thats the secret anon.
You. Are. Not. Perfect.
People watch and love fight club ref all it's quotes and shit and have no idea what the fuck it means.
No you are not a unique and beautiful snowflake my man. AND THAT IS OK.
She is going to die anon. Today. Tomorrow. 10 years from now.
Love her. Love her with no doubt. Let her know that even if you were to never see her again. You'll still be ok because you got to experience love. And you thank her for that.
We only get one anon. Love like your a retarded idiot. Yeah, you'll get hurt, people will take advantage of you.
But you know what? You'll know what love is and love gravitates towards it I promise anon.
You have no idea who I am and I wish you did so you would understand that my words are true for you.
Next time you see her anon just let her know this. You love her, but understand that she is not yours. Love her for who she is and what she is. Not for what she can do for YOU anon.
wow that was long but i want to get my point across my friend.
tl;dr Love with knowing you don't need it back.
>>28241005
CORPORATE IS RIDING OUR ASSES AND DOING NOTHING RIGHT, LITERALLY NOTHING.
Bud Light Hurricane.
Other than that, talking to chicks online. Going for le STEM meme. Hope to get out of Customer Service.
i dont really want to tell you whats up, sir
please give me lots of alcoholic beverages with no taste of alcohol
here is my list take ur pick barman: strawberry daiquri, strawberry/lime daiquri, pornstar, purple haze, sour whiskey
also if anyone asks im 21
>>28250734
Nicely written.
I get what your saying and besides the sex we have a great time and fit together quite nice
She gets me and I get her. Jadadadja you know the old drill. She is quite special to me. Wehn I walk on campus and see a cute girl i fantasize about how it would be if she and and i were together but I know things woudnt work out because of muh pollack and stuff.
I just want to have the sexy time back.
Since you wrote that nice piece I will return the favor.
Her parents are divorced since she was a little kid. Little drama so all good.
Every other weekend she and her sister visits her dad. I usually see my gf in the weekends so every other weekend I too go to her dads place. Nice guy imo.
In his old house we could go to her room and do the nasty.
Her dad inheretated as big house but her bedroom has a shitty bed. In overall the sexy vibe isnt there.
This means that she and I only get to have sex once evry two weeks, when she is with me.. Before we would do it every week.
This reducement put a lot of stress on both of us. It feels like we have to have sex otherwise we would be down on 1 time a month. For me it also means I,have to achieve quite alot. Just a quickie would not do it.
Recently I got my drivers license and am in a position to visit her troughout the weeks.
Last thursday I visit her to sleepover at her moms house.
We both fall asleep and wake up at half past twelve in the night. I try to iniate sex but she says she is tired and her mom and sister are asleep in the next rooms. Granted I was breddy sleepy so no problem
She said that we could do it the next day because then none of them would be at home.
Surenoproblem.jpg
We shower the nezt morning but nothing fucking happens
That day we baked a fucking cake
Good cake butt it misses my load.
She sys that her house doesnt have the vibe. Fuck it, she will come to my place that weekend so no problem
Part 2 incoming
>>28250734
>>28251250
That sunday she came to my place.
She did not want to go to my room to watxh a movie or netflix and chill.
No instead we played monopolie.
Granted we have played it before in the past.
After monopolie we played the wii.
She saud that she wasnt in the mood and if we were to go upstairs i would only do one thing. Fu k her
Still I dont blame her. Perhaps I was a bit to pushy.
But the thing that hurt me was that she said, well babe next sunday when you are at my place,( that would be this sunday but i had to work so plan got canceled)
I will take care of you. She would give me a blowjob. At first I was suprised. I was hally because well blowjob. But she made it sound like it was a fucking choire. Something she had to do on her to do list.
Sex should be fun and spontanious and out of love not planned as a choir.
It really hurt me.
Even if I get to fuck her this tuesday, the lack of sex will still be a problem.
Also, she asked If i could come over last tuesday to sleepover but I said i couldnt
Later I realised that I could have actually gone due to change of plannes but I did not go.
>>28251338
>>28251250
OK first things first you are undre 21 of course so im guessing shes under as well?
GIrls this age are confused my man, think about it. You came across a rare girl, one that does not fall in line with other girls.
So why are you thinking shes a basic bitch like the others and trying that same old boring shit other fail ass chads do with basic bitches?
My nig you need to up your game my man shes getting bored cause your trying some chad shit.
To be in a REAL relationship is something that not a lot of people are ready for.
It sounds like you are a young lad and need to sow your oats my man.
This girl sounds like a keeper, but right now at this stage you don't have to knowledge to do so.
It happens. It's called experience my man.
She is gonna end up learning more about life than social shit. You just need to watch and follow her for the time being.
Sex is great my man, but there is a reason you see (very rarely) old couples 80+ still together with their spouse for 50+ years.
Once you get past the point of sex you understand that, that is where love is. You don't love her anon. You just love the idea of being in love.
Once you can learn to love her without her. Then you will understand what I mean my man :\
One last piece of advice my man. That weekend thats coming up with her. Just imagine it's the last time you are going to see her, is throwing your dick in her mouth really gonna ease the pain of missing her? Shiiiiit maybe it will :D
>>28241005
Hello mr bartender, I'd like an Old Fashioned.
I think I may have finally found a girlfriend. But it's still unofficial.
She's gone for a week taking the GRE back home and said she needs to think about things.
She's super fucking cute and pure and fun. Too nice and happy to exist in this world. Her heart is on the opposite side of her chest, she's had 4 heart surgeries.
She likes being with me but doesn't want to hurt me since she knows she has to leave soon for gradschool and is always busy with work, studying, and volunteering. When I asked her out she said she didn't want to date anyone that she was too busy, then asked me out and started making out with me. We've only even hung out ever 3 times total, but we're talking about our future a hell of a lot.
Also I think I'm failing out of college and doing hard drugs so I feel like I'd weigh her down and that I don't deserve her.
She was worried at first that I date too many people and she was just some fling for her, but then I told her I'm a virgin and never dated before and she said she's only had sex once. So now she's totally in love with me it seems like which is amazing, but we're both holding back from each other out of fear.
Idk man just venting about is here is helpful posted a bit about it yesterday too. Feels like I'm centimeters from the seemingly unachievable dream of a gf, but I know I'm about to be cucked by the universe again, I can feel it in me bones.
Maybe I can convince her to take my v card before she inevitably dumps me.
>>28251589
She does sound like a keeper.
How the fuck do I up my game. That thursday i bought her flowers.
Also i am 21 and she will be 20 in a month.
Also that weekend thats coming up would be this weekend but it got canceled due to work. I will see her this,tuesday.
I am really wondering how to up my game. I mean physically i do take care of myself and i dont want to be cuck by eing to nice or whatever
She says i get a bit to cliche sometimes.
I will just wait and see how things are going
>>28251852
To up the game you gotta do shit other niggas won't do. You brought her flowers? Fuckin kidding me? That's like saying a mom bragging about taking care of her kids.
Mother fucker you are suppose to be doing that.
Just cause you bought a girl flowers doesn't mean the legs just open my nig if that were the case you wouldnt even WANT that bitch right? So why do you think that is even remotely relevant?
Shit got canceled this weekend? That's when you use the flowers, it's all about timing my friend. You wanna buy her flowers? THIS is when you were suppose to buy her flowers.
This girl lives far? YOU DRIVE YOUR BITCH ASS THERE WITH FLOWERS AND YOU DO NOTHING BUT SHOW UP AND GIVE IT TO HER AND GO HOME. You say nothing but "This weekend was canceled but I at least wanted to see you once and give you these."
And you fuckin walk away. And you keep walking.
Up the game baby who the fuck else is gonna travel all that way just to do that shit? Me mother fucker and that's why you are asking for this advice.
Love my man. Just love without knowing it will come back.
>>28251798
>I'm about to be cucked by the universe again, I can feel it in me bones.
I know this feeling all too well.
A lot of robots never talk to girls. I think it's more depressing for those of us who get so close to a girl and fail every time.
>>28252076
I am laughing my ass by your nigga ass way of talking. Not to be taken as a offence thougg just not used to it.
Thanks again for the advice. I will try to up ny game senpai. Perhaps send her a couple of pics after a workout
>>28252812
I get fired up when doing these things :) Sometimes I gotta just yell this shit to people. No one ever knows what I'm trying to say till they see the results.
Just remember this anon, If you had a daughter be the guy you would want your daughter to be with.
Good luck anon. Ill be around and you'll see my name. Lemme know how it goes big daddy ;)
Stay comfy
>inb4 incest lol
>>28253272
I will keep you updated. I will see her this tuesday. I hope it was just a dip or something like that. anyways thanks for the advice. Much apreciated
>>28249045
This, try going for officer. More pay, nicer things, you get to be above people. It'd be nice.
