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>not a slit wore or fuckboi
>can actually save your life
>cuddles all the time
>tells people to fuck of when you're not in the mood

Why haven't you joined the master race yet?
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>>28240967

puppers a best
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Jack Russells are a bit high-strung. The Wheaten is probably my favorite of the terrier breeds.
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There is no excuse for a robot to not have a dog.
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>>28241049
Robots are shitters, and failed normies. They don't give a shit about anything but bitches.
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>>28240967
dogs are nice guys
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>take 200-220ug of acid
>live with my dad and his pathetic, submissive, attention-whoring undisciplined pittbull
>take her outside to front lawn
>she starts eating grass and dancing for my attention (she should know by now she's not going to get it)
>just stare with a stare acid mighta made colder than usual
>she starts whining
>after a bit of that I shake my head and go inside
>go to window to look at her
>she's just standing there
>then she starts to shake
>then she runs down the fucking side of the house holy shi0
>run out and call her
>give her reluctant cuddles
>still cried about it two days later

And I don't cry often
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>>28242579
Are you still on acid? If not then whats your excuse for typing incoherent garbage like this?
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>want dog
>want cute puppy to grow up and be loyal for all our life
>mom finally caves in and wants dog too
>but she wants to get a rescue dog from a pound because she'll feel good
>finally get dog, an old shitzu
>barks all the time and doesn't stop for anything
>it doesn't let us pet it at all and keeps away from us at all times
>can't walk it, whenever I put a leash on it it just slumps to the ground whimpering
>mom gives it away to a friend
>mfw don't miss it at all
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>>28242759

What are you, illiterate or something?
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>>28240967
A lot of loyalty for a hired pet
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Mine passed away last week, it's been a rollercoaster of feels. He was with me for 13 years. More bro than my friends, more loyal than my exs
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>>28242911
>dog shakes
>dog runs
>you cry
No, your story just made no fucking sense.
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Border Collies are the most bro-tier dogs, especially when they get old and all they want to do is sleep and be around you.

>tfw when I was a little kid, my family's Border Collie saved me from angry cows
>tfw he died while I was at school from multiple snakebites
>tfw the other Border Collie we had spent several weeks looking for him
>tfw she died too
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>>28243084

I think you're having a stroke, anon
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>>28243187
>then she starts to shake
>then she runs down the fucking side of the house holy shi0
>run out and call her
>give her reluctant cuddles
>still cried about it two days later
This makes no sense. I'm not the one with the issue here.
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>>28243247
Gotta agree with you here, Anon.
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>>28243187
He's right. Why is it running a bad thing? Was it running away? It clearly didn't get far so why were you crying
This story is so vague and shitty
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